Jul 17 2009Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini

Who cares, get her baby daddy to watch these pics....

Put Jessica that pudding headed hillbilly Simpson's cans on this girl, and then we're talking!

I would love to fill her with my ego.

Dude, this has got to stop! I want some real celeb gossip! NOT pics of the formerly famous and the scantily clad... Unless it's Brad and Angie.

she has terrible posture

Yet another bimbo whom (non-loser) men want to fuck but not marry, even with a baby.

awful

"Unless it's Brad and Angie"

there is a few pics of brad pitt at a pool nude, hes hung like a mouse,
and angelina has the tits of a 45 yr old librarian

Gross! Look ar her bumpy misshapen stomach. You call that a bikini bod??? I call it macaroni mashed potatoes bod. Yeah, that's right, I'm jealous..

Shut up, John, and Chris...suck my dick!!

There's enough fuckin commercials on this bastard site..

Her butt is at the dry cleaners this week....

It's unfortunate that she's had a baby. Her vagina is all stretched out now and is no longer able to bring pleasure to a man. Bummer.

@4

What the hell are you talking about? This site has always had tons of bikinis. There's an entire fucking sidebar dedicated to them. Are you that dumb?

Wait, you're a woman, aren't you? Now I get it.

I see that fish daddy cut those two spam comments, so now my second comment makes no sense. Pretend I didn't even say that. Pretend I don't even have a dick..

Woman gives birth? = No further use to man, except to cook, do laundry, and keep said child, at all times, from annoying man.

@ #2 Joe

"Jessica that pudding headed hillbilly Simpson"

I tried to hold in my laugh since I am at work and I think I peed myself.

Oh...and I agree...this girl needs some tits. You would think that having a kid she would have produced. She definitely didn't breast feed the kid.

@12 - Maybe you have a "tiny member"

#15-Finally, someone who understands.
Now go get me a sandwich and a beer.

Well, my member is certainly smaller than a round, 10 pound infant being pushed through a garden hose, so yes, a stretched out poon is unsatisfying.

All these white whores have no asses, fake tits, and plenty of venereal diseases

"Huge Member", why didn't your parents sign the consent form for you to participate in Sex-Ed??

Knowledge is power!

wow! I need a vacation!

YEAH! FEMALE BODIES AND STUFF.

Not sure what kind of "knowledge" is necessary to understand that a vagina can stretch out to the size of a bowling ball.

Then fucking the remaining empty vagina is like fucking an empty garbage bag. And not the kind with the Hefty drawstring feature at the top. The kind that requires you to tie-up the top before throwing it away.

You can't "tie-up" a vagina, silly-willy.

Nice if you're into 12 year old boys.

#15 and 18...mommy issues? Seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

She looks NOTHING like her Victoria's Secret pictures. Just goes to show what photoshop can do....

Alessandra show go to "Rent An Ass" and do some shopping.

She's a faithful girl.She could afford easily another car but she still has the same car.

She looks alright but she should try one of these hot new t-shirts with three wolves everyone is wearing

A Victoria's Secret model in a bikini - who really gives a fuck?

@24 Go, Wikipedia, female anatomy articles, now.

How can one be that thin, yet still have their stomach stick out farther than their boobs. BRB I'll go ask Paris.

@33- because she's leaning back, maybe? granted her boobs aren't that big, but you can't just from that picture.

@32 (Lawn Gnome Council):

What's there to read about anatomy?

Men have a penis to stick in and out of a vagina. Some are big, some are small.

Women have a vagina that can usually accommodate either a large or small penis quite comfortably, but then it becomes as large as the Holland Tunnel after a Butterball turkey is pushed out of it.

Class dismissed.

Someone needs to get that girl a sammich. Or maybe another baby.

Those of you complaining about "stretched out vagina" ought to be aware that some women enjoy sex a lot MORE after giving birth, simply because they're less tight and so it's not painful. Let's recap:

Painful = woman no want
All pleasure no pain = woman want a lot

MILFs are MILFs for a reason, yanno.

@37 (LEB):

My original post stated that her vagina is all stretched out now and is no longer able to bring pleasure to a man, which is a shame.

I was not talking about her pleasure. If I was, I would have recommended that her husband strap a VW Bug to his cock and drive it into the cave that used to be her vagina so that she would know something was in there.

Maybe she had a C section. Then you'd be a moron.

Perhaps I would be a moron, but she would still have a very tight vagina, and that would be better for all penis-kind. Mine is a small price to pay for humanity.

You're welcome.

wow! HARSH CRAP!
Men who talk here...do you have any clue what you are saying?
This is absolutely disgusting, unless you have an extremely small dick!
The vagina stretches out and goes back, in 90% of cases.
I would imagine that most of you look at porn, etc and have no f@#*ing clue about hoohas.
She is pretty...Go figure! Models are super skinny and do not look like their pics! HELLO!
As far as VGs go...There are operations to make you tighter if you get THAT stretched out. Most gals do not, however. Hence, I reiterate you must have tiny schlongs..SAD!
PS: you are jealous...and I don't give a damn who you are and where you are from..
You are probably a sad excuse of a human being, who is obese with a small dick,playing video games and blogging about women you could NEVER get .
JMHO!

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moms are boring.
pics of random girls/guys in a swimsuit are boring.
bring back some gossip, shitfaced mad people screaming and tossing puppies, stuff like that.
I miss Amy W.

# 26 Amy Thanks for your comment
Now let's hurry up with the sandwich and beer doll...

@35 look sweetie, the vagina changes shape when a woman is aroused. The uterus tips back, the vaginal canal elongates and lubricates itself to accomadate any size of penis, the surrounding tissue including the vulva (clitoris, labia etc) and muscle engorge with blood. Think of it like an internal erection. Without these physiological changes no woman can feel pleasure and no man can enter cofortably. There is an evolutionary reason why both people have to be aroused to make sex work. In other words you can't just whip out a "huge member" and expect sex. The vaginal canal doesn't just hang open like an internal tube, its like a collapsible double-wall of tight, very stretchy muscle. It can be less tight after child birth, but not noticeably for most people, unless there was internal damage. If you don't like this news you'll have to take it up with mamalian biology, not me.

I swear sex ed should be MANDATORY

Cute little kid. Too bad her mom is such a slut.

"The vagina stretches out and goes back, in 90% of cases."

"It can be less tight after child birth, but not noticeably for most people, unless there was internal damage."

Typical spin to make women fell better because their cooch can't grip anything anymore.

Look, it's no big deal. You squeezed a goblin out of your nether region. Congrats. Just don't expect a man to want to rush back in there to try and find a wall to rub his schlong against, no matter what his size.

It's not a total loss. You can still use it for storage :)

Tiny Member has obviously never heard of Kegels, VR surgery or ANY of the physiological properties of the human vagina.

Don't be too hard on him, he's never actually seen a vagina.

Is she auditioning for a Darfur Refugee Camp photo shoot?

She needs to eat a few chimichangas - NOW!

@47 nice comeback troll. Unfortunately, what I said is biological fact and lame responses don't really detract from that. sorry : ) EMBRACE

-SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have seen and felt a real vagina before...BEFORE and AFTER it had a football helmet shoved through it.

Why so defensive? You can still shave it, dress it up, perfume it, take pictures of it and brag about how terrific it was "in it's day". Nothing wrong with that.

Sacrifice is part of life. You sacrificed the the part that keeps a man interested in you. Enjoy your kid...and your flapping sailboat sailed vagina.

@52 no you haven't, OR you have, and the peson who owned said vagina dumped your inadequate ass, and now you're clinging to the one thing that makes you feel superior. Once you learn how to please a woman and see her as an equal you may actually be happier.

oh yeah and do you know why the plates of a new born's skull aren't fused? its so birth is easier and the babie's head is squishier. The vagina is a pretty amazing piece of evolutionary design. I don't know why guys like you are the way you are, and its not my job to change your mind since I'll never meet you. But in a world were women are still stoned to death for being raped, don't you think it would be better to not be a dick to women just for being women?

I agree #54...why are all you men so cruel? I'm sure you only act like this because it's anonymous...but I hope whoever you have your eye on finds out how you really feel.

Ack! What's going on with her leg? Her knee is pointed way in and her foot is angling outward. Weird.

wow! everyone should have their own show here, this is funny...

So let me get this straight...

Comments about a tiny dick or inadequate sexual technique directed at a man are acceptable, but when a man states that he prefers a tight, unstretched vagina, HE'S the jerk.

Um, okay. Yes dear. Your vagina is still the best. No complaints here. No, I wouldn't change a thing. My tiny dick? Sorry...yes, you're right...it is small..haha, no it doesn't bother me that you said that...haha, I deserve it. You're the queen and I am but a lowly, inadequate servant. You deserve much better sexual satisfaction than I can possibly give to you with my tiny dick. Haha, yes, I suck. Your vagina still rules. Yes dear.

There we go. All better? Good.

(And the Oscar goes to...Huge Member, for his convincing performance of a man who will say anything to avoid the wrath of angry women with reamed out vaginas everywhere)

@58 when a man is Misogynistic the usual assumption is that there is an underlying emotional reason. No one would be guessing that you have a tiny dick or are lousy in bed or have mommy issues if you hadn't been sexist and woman hating FIRST. You came on here and tried to get a reaction and now you're upset because people are making a reasonable guess as to what the motives for your ideas might be.

Thats like a Nazi saying "how dare you assume I have racist tendencies?, I just love to goose step around and scream heil Hitler alot"

HEAD DESK HEAD DESK...

Not upset. I just prefer a tight vagina, please.

Great. Troll wins..you brought Nazi's into it

God you really are just a whole weather system of dumb, aren't you?

Victory is mine!

More air-tight vaginas for me and my men!

Please, Huge, just tell me that you are not a father...I just feel too sad thinking that
you are married/in a relationship with a woman who has given birth to your baby. I'd feel a lot better thinking you're just a slightly immature big talker with no actual life experience. Thanks

More? How does that work? Its not like I was stopping you.

A subtle victory is always the best.

It is a myth that women get 'stretched out' down there after childbirth - it actually goes right back to the way it was after a couple months, doctor's word.

And her body looks exactly the same as it did before she had a kid, still too skinny, but no cellulite or anything. If she was hot before, why is she no longer hot now... Such shallow, ignorant comments on this site. I guess it's to be expected.

Where ma shawty?

I've noticed that all of the push-back to my comments have come from women. That is to be expected. But any man will tell you that a tight box is the best.

Please...I just like a tight vagina. Some prefer tight buns or big cans. I prefer a vagina that can loosen a pickle jar. Just because you can't provide this anymore is no reason to become so angry and dissuasive to those who still can.

Have a heart why don't ya.

Well I'm a young a woman, who had sex ed (which you need), who has never given birth (thanks partly to sex ed) and I think you are the douchiest troll since the resident racist who used to troll around the superficial, ranting about Michelle Obama. So you win that award at least. Now go have fun with your girlfriend/right hand/blow up goat/whatever. Goodnight : )

Ok...but do you have a tight vagina?

If so, what are you doing later?

Fat! What a freaking heiffer. After chicks have babies, they always get all fat and shit like this. Flipping tragic. But that said, I would still so eat her poop. Even though she is a fat ass fat bag of shit fat. Fat faat.

Fat! What a freaking heiffer. After chicks have babies, they always get all fat and shit like this. Flipping tragic. But that said, I would still so eat her poop. Even though she is a fat ass fat bag of shit fat. Fat faat.

Riiiiiiiiight, Huge, but who's going to be the one to tell the likes of Jessica Alba, Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen, Kendra Wilkinson, Halle, Salma Hayek, my next door neighbor, me, and countless other MILFs that we're no longer any good in bed? I think you've just been fucking the wrong pussies. Just because your Mom's vagina isn't tight anymore, don't generalize about the rest. It only makes you sound like a little boy who doesn't have a clue what to do with a woman in bed. Good Night and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

I never said "no longer good in bed". I simply said that their vaginas weren't as tight anymore.

I mean, really. It isn't brain surgery. If you push a bag of potatoes through your snack, you can't really expect a miracle vaginal "snap-back".

Or should I say, "snack-back". Haha...see? It's not so bad if you keep a sense of humor about it.

yeah, you are absolutely right.most of men writing here are losers who would die to fxxx anything

SHE IS HOT

the Victoria Secret models look like goddesses on the catwalk whereas in real life, they just look sickly thin

Yuk! She looks like one of those posed dead bodies in the traveling museum expo "Body Works".

Sorry, Huge, you're just plain wrong. Yes, it's not brain surgery, but it is basic human anatomy. Those muscles can and should snap back. If you didn't know if a woman had kids or not, I doubt you could tell the difference, just by her vagina. Whatever, let's be friends. I'm beginning to feel like the only way I could prove it to you would be to have sex with you, but that's just inappropriate! Have a nice day.

#67, and where is my shawty?

#67, and where is my shawty?

i have had a child and trust me ,,,i can please my man better than before because asfter you have a child you become a real woman (unlike the little 10 year olds u r use to ) no offense to 10 yr olds ...just watch out for these pervs on here !!!!

i have had a child and trust me ,,,i can please my man better than before because asfter you have a child you become a real woman (unlike the little 10 year olds u r use to ) no offense to 10 yr olds ...just watch out for these pervs on here !!!!

@83:

If becoming a real woman means pushing out a cow and then toting around a big, stretched-out, sloppy vagina, then congratulations.

I can tell the difference and I like a tight vagina...the kind that can pick up change off the sidewalk or strangle Boris Karloff in a horror film. You get the idea...

Any takers?

@ huge member

you spend waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time here arguing about stupid topics. good day sir!

I'm friend's with her 'baby daddy's' sister and he's a cutie and also, not going anywhere....kkthxbai

I'm friend's with her 'baby daddy's' sister and he's a cutie and also, not going anywhere....kkthxbai

Hey Huge Member, just throw it in the pooper. That's always tight unless the bitch is a Hungarian porn star.

I'd hit that... She is definitely fine enough to bounce and drool on. That poopchute of hers is nice and tight. Having a baby, she looks very fine. Lost all that 'baby weight' that after birth mommas always complain about. What is up in the image #6 where her reflection is in the mirror of the car she is standing next to...? Some photoshop trickery? Interesting. I would even lend my tongue to her and allow her to use it in any way that se thought she would enjoy. My tongue is your slave for life Alessandra Ambrosio.

To "Huge Member" -

I gotta chime in here for the men out there...

The fact is, I have dated a few single moms before I got married and became a dad and you are dead wrong. Seriously. This whole, "loose, gaping hole after birth" schtick is just dead wrong. I have dated plenty of women... and to be honest, the biggest, sloppiest vagina ever encountered was that of childless women. It is all relative to the person and the shape, really. In fact, my first girlfriend was a virgin and after a few months was a bit roomy, but I think it has more to do with women of experience and knowing how to control the muscles down there. My wife had a child three years ago and it is still as amazing as it ever was.

Actually, strangely the pregnancy changed the shape of her vagina a bit and now it is less shallow... which is never a bad thing. As far as the tightness... well, to be completely honest, it is perfect. And her body looks amazing and she is even more gorgeous.

Sorry for the crudeness of some of this, ladies, but I couldn't take another minute of his crap without chiming in for the decent guys out there... and furthermore, this chick is far too thin for most men's standards.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that "Alan Smithee" probably has a vagina himself.

But is it a TIGHT vagina??

I have never given birth. but when I do - I will DEFINITELY have a c-section. just because I hear waaaaaaay too many comments about loose vaginas, and I don't want to think that I might have one too after giving birth naturally. but I do feel sorry for all the moms who did it naturally because of men like tiny member

@93

Its sad women feel that way. C sections are major surgery with associated risks, and take much longer to recover from than natural delivery. Subsequent pregnancies are also higher risk after C section, look it up. I am due to give birth soon and hope to have a natural delivery. If I'm not as tight afterwards my husband can get the hell over it, why should I risk my life for something so stupid? Its not like guys remain perfect Ken dolls forever, their dicks cant get as hard as they once did once they get old, women live with it!

I require a vagina that can cut off the blood supply from my penis like a python snake choking it's prey.

Blat out a kid and can't do this anymore? Then hit the bricks, sister!

tiny member I'd like to meet you (just because I'm incredibly curious to see what u look like. I hope you are as awesome as I imagine).
are u from nyc area?
if not - can we meet thru facebok?
thanx

Not sure what to make of this...

On one hand, you've insulted me by minimizing my penis.

On the other hand, your screen name is "virgin", and if that's true, you undoubtably possess a tight vagina, which, as you know, is my kryptonite.

Decisions, decisions...

until I find out for myself I will keep referring to you as "tiny member" . don't get upset just prove me wrong.

that's what I thought tiny member...... you know, nowdays, they can make your thnigy bigger, it's called penis enlargement. may be you should look into it. take care :)

Please post a speculum report documenting the actual size and tightness of your vagina, and I will post photos of my HUGE member.

It's time to put your money where your vagina is.

Sincerely,
Huge Member

"Everybody must believe in something.... I believe I'll have a tight vagina."
-Albert Einstein