Jul 12 2009Monica Cruz in a bikini
Penelope Cruz's sister Monica was spotted vacationing in Ibiza on Thursday, and I can't help but wonder, who's the more famous Cruz sister? And I know what you're thinking "C'mon, Penelope dated Tom Cruise and was up for an Oscar." True, but on the same token, Monica is on this site and in a bikini. So it's basically a toss-up. In fact, not even NASA knows for certain and, on a related note, have threatened to launch me into space if I keep asking. Which, jokes on them, was my plan all along. I'm gonna bang a moon-maid!
Photos: Flynet
Reader Comments
1. Erin - July 12, 2009 12:30 AM
Umm...okay?
2. blah - July 12, 2009 12:33 AM
blahhhhhhhh
3. what the hell - July 12, 2009 12:39 AM
who is the glowing stay puft marshmallow man, powder?
4. what the hell - July 12, 2009 12:39 AM
who is the glowing stay puft marshmallow man, powder?
5. BitchPlease - July 12, 2009 1:02 AM
Pull your hitched up top down dummy. Oh by the way, yummy and do-able. Course not by me.
#2 you'll never taste blah you fag.
6. BitchPlease - July 12, 2009 1:04 AM
Oh- is that Casper with her, or a cast member of Twilight?
7. Adri - July 12, 2009 1:13 AM
She would look better and more balanced out if her boobs were bigger but she looks good overall. I can't believe she has no cellulite whatsoever! Most women her age do. Especially since she's not skinny. I'm jealous!
8. mommylonglegs - July 12, 2009 2:03 AM
I'm so old I remember when this site used to be funny. Seriously? I could go to about 5 million other sites to see celebs in their bikinis. You're old news, fish.
9. sierra - July 12, 2009 2:16 AM
omfg, I love picture #6. the man in the speedo with the hairy legs and obviously waxed back with an angelina-esque tattoo... the two gay guys in the background frotting....
10. vito - July 12, 2009 2:23 AM
Dynamite. Marvy ass!
11. friendlyfires - July 12, 2009 2:29 AM
Oh meu estimat Déu, si us plau, deixi que el meu penis violació reiterada i suportar tots els meus fills
(didn't know I spoke Catalan, didja?)
12. Duuude - July 12, 2009 2:31 AM
She is on fire, but you are not funny. Not even a little bit.
13. friendlyfires - July 12, 2009 2:32 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%B3nica_Cruz
14. Heyyou - July 12, 2009 2:58 AM
@9 - true, but aren't most Latin men (Spanish, Italian, Mexican, etc..) gay to begin with?
15. Brandon Dadis - July 12, 2009 3:14 AM
Is that not the whitest person alive!
16. RtSS - July 12, 2009 3:35 AM
Oh, sweet image #11... Face down, ass up!!! I would do this woman, any way she wanted. Then I would do her hard and rough, the way I wanted. Such a beautiful rounded ass. I approve.
17. anon - July 12, 2009 3:38 AM
underboobs
18. amy - July 12, 2009 3:45 AM
For the record: Peneolope Cruz wasn't just "up for an oscar" She WON.
http://www.reuters.com/article/filmNews/idUSTRE51M19B20090223
19. lara - July 12, 2009 4:05 AM
@9 - HAHAHAH thank goodness i'm not alone. that picture is all sorts of funny. the guy's girly hip tattoo is killing me. and the two gays in the background is hilarious. you forgot the sanjia [idk how u spell it] looking guy to the left of her
20. Bomber Fish - July 12, 2009 4:27 AM
PERFECT body type! Yummy!!
21. Kmm - July 12, 2009 4:32 AM
I would bust nuts on that sluts butt.
22. Darth - July 12, 2009 5:08 AM
Hola! Fresh meat!?
23. Aaliyah - July 12, 2009 5:09 AM
Is that ass harassing her?
24. bert - July 12, 2009 5:25 AM
Her ass is kind of sloppy looking.
25. Galtacticus - July 12, 2009 5:26 AM
Healthy looking girl! Could be good in cutting wood and carry it home with her strong legs.
26. Bert - July 12, 2009 5:26 AM
Her ass looks kind of sloppy.
27. RedFantaGirl - July 12, 2009 5:33 AM
Superficial Writer: fail! This post didn't even make me crack a smile. Trying way too hard!!! I mean, "NASA"? WTF! Common sugar, get some good material.
28. lily - July 12, 2009 7:34 AM
now that is a beautiful woman. smoking.
29. lily - July 12, 2009 7:34 AM
now that is a beautiful woman. smoking.
30. Cornelius Cregan - July 12, 2009 8:00 AM
Jeez
Did you miss her bikini did not cover her....duh
31. Cornelius Cregan - July 12, 2009 8:00 AM
Jeez
Did you miss her bikini did not cover her....duh
32. ROUGH daddy - July 12, 2009 8:34 AM
Hmm What a spain in the ass this cruz is,,,she does have cellulite, ill say its about 165pound with no pigment....
33. josh - July 12, 2009 8:43 AM
Well, her sister is way hotter.
34. cheap - July 12, 2009 8:45 AM
she is fat.
35. Parker - July 12, 2009 10:56 AM
Fine ass on her. I'd have no qualms over buttfucking this girl.
36. Darth - July 12, 2009 11:22 AM
Good looking meaty body!
37. Funeral Guy - July 12, 2009 12:28 PM
In picture #6 are those two dudes in the background getting ready for a PDGA? (public display of gay affection) Yuch!!!
38. metrosexual - July 12, 2009 12:52 PM
Why does she look like a man? Way too masculine for me
39. Courtyardpigeon - July 12, 2009 1:12 PM
Why are these on here?
40. juniper - July 12, 2009 2:19 PM
anybody who thinks she looks like a man failed biology.
41. Zee - July 12, 2009 3:49 PM
GORGEOUS! Both her and P.
42. movie trailers - July 12, 2009 4:53 PM
yeahhhhh sexyyy baby
43. alfalfa - July 12, 2009 4:58 PM
#38 because you're a homo from Greenwich Village
44. vinny testosteroni - July 12, 2009 5:10 PM
Only a cocksucker or a pizza-faced virgin could deny that her ass is fine
45. Reggie - July 12, 2009 6:32 PM
She looks pretty damn bangable. That ass looks like it would grip my cock between her buns quite nicely. Her bikini top looks way too small for those titties. Overall pretty hot, and I would have zero qualms about sticking it into that pooper until I shot a nice warm load up in there.
46. jojo - July 12, 2009 8:20 PM
poor thing has no waste! other than that pretty
47. jojo - July 12, 2009 8:21 PM
oops waist
48. fred - July 12, 2009 8:28 PM
@6... I thought that was the guy from the movie POWDER.... and he's probably gay with all the stupid tatoos...
49. Guy Incognito - July 12, 2009 8:47 PM
She has an overall good body with great skin tone but she seriously needs at least C cup breasts to be considered HOT!
50. not_me - July 12, 2009 10:46 PM
fat fat fat
51. RaraAvis - July 12, 2009 11:05 PM
Her bikini top looks strange and not very comfortable. But it's nice to see a woman with a healthy body. No kids, obviously.
52. Kodos - July 13, 2009 6:24 AM
Doesn't have a mustache like Penelope does.
Obviously the *hotter* Cruz sister......
53. FACE - July 13, 2009 7:54 AM
I would completely crush this bareback riding.
54. dirk - July 13, 2009 10:31 AM
She wouldn't shit right for a month.
55. RichPort's Ghost - July 13, 2009 10:47 AM
I'd risk any communicable disease Europe has to offer to test her weight on my face scale.
56. Sotto Cinco - July 13, 2009 10:58 AM
Looks hot but she needs to quit hanging with that Pale Ale.
57. MP - July 15, 2009 3:02 PM
She's pretty and her body is nice, but that suit is not flattering and probably at least two sizes too small. She'd look better in a less revealing number that fit well.