Jul 8 2009Britney Spears: Braless in Paris
An apparently Jewish Britney Spears took her kids to see the Eiffel Tower in Paris yesterday. When Sean commented "Mommy, it looks like a giant ice cream cone," she quietly informed him only Jayden is allowed to speak before pulling a can of whipped cream out of her purse and climbing to the top. Estimated damage: $2.5 million not including Britney's new set of teeth which early reports say she wants "made outta that sheeit on Wolverine's bones, y'all. CHOMP CHOMP!"
Photos: Fame, Splash News
Reader Comments
1. uh - July 8, 2009 11:23 AM
She looks good. Her legs are less chunky.
2. JaidinPaidin - July 8, 2009 11:32 AM
I think her hair is receding?
Love the Star of David necklace.
I'd be offended if i were Jewish., Hell...I'm offended as a member of the human race.
3. RichPort's Ghost - July 8, 2009 11:38 AM
I am really enjoying her new found disdain for brassieres.
4. lizzy - July 8, 2009 11:41 AM
she looks good! nice to see her healthy. her boys are so cute. jayden looks JUST like her (and high...) and who doesn't love paris?
very cute :)
5. Natalia - July 8, 2009 11:42 AM
Oh my!! Leave her alone! NOBODY wears bra at the summer time in Europe!!!!!!! For Europeans there is nothing wrong with nipples.....what is this obsession in US about nipples????? The human body is so shielded that people are growing up to be neurotics, but the violence on every kids show is just fine......? How dumb....
6. Genny - July 8, 2009 11:46 AM
Wow she looks happy. And what a beautiful dress!
7. uh - July 8, 2009 11:52 AM
@5
Ok please explain to me what kids' shows have violence on them? Just ONE. I'm sick of people whipping out that phrase with absolutely no back-up.
8. Ira - July 8, 2009 12:05 PM
why is she wearing a star of David? isn't she a Catholic?
9. havoc - July 8, 2009 12:06 PM
#5...Our obsession with nipples is about sucking on them, wet t-shirt contests and the occasional mousetrap....
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10. Mr. McFoo - July 8, 2009 12:07 PM
@#5, please STFU. If you think men of any race don't like nipples, you're way off. (FYI, I'm not from the US)
11. Mr. McFoo - July 8, 2009 12:07 PM
@#5, please STFU. If you think men of any race aren't interested in nipples, you're way off. (FYI, I'm not from the US)
12. the infamous danielle - July 8, 2009 12:09 PM
Wtf? Is that a mullett?
13. Dave - July 8, 2009 12:15 PM
In picture #16 her kid (don't know which one it is and don't care) is trying his best to pull her top down and expose some boob.
THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is what a true American hero looks like.
14. Time's Up! - July 8, 2009 12:16 PM
She reminds me of Anne Frank with that necklace. I bet she must be writing a diary, too.
15. Boobs a lot - July 8, 2009 12:18 PM
Are her breasts asymmetrical ?
16. Steffi - July 8, 2009 12:35 PM
#5 how about teenage mutant ninja turtles, power rangers the list goes on...
17. impressive - July 8, 2009 12:42 PM
That's the best her legs have looked in years. She should wear skirts more often (unless she's still working on trying to remember to wear panties...)
18. joe m - July 8, 2009 12:56 PM
Yes. Men love a woman with a great chest.
But some really perverted men are overly obsessed with the nipples.
19. n - July 8, 2009 1:23 PM
i think she still hinges on crazy.
20. Deacon Jones - July 8, 2009 1:33 PM
hmm, I'm actually truned on ny these pics.
And nice Jewsih reference FISH. You've obviously been to Long Island before.
21. Max Planck - July 8, 2009 1:43 PM
Now, if she starts dating a producer....
22. Catom - July 8, 2009 2:06 PM
When did she became a Jew?!?!?!
23. Loose Lucy - July 8, 2009 2:30 PM
she doesn't seem to wash her hair on a regular basis...do you supposed that she bathes regularly? I get the feeling that she is the "stinky kid in class"
24. Vince Lombardi - July 8, 2009 2:35 PM
Britney Spearstein
25. Lloyd Johnson - July 8, 2009 2:56 PM
Star of David? Really? I guess Jesus is relieved.
26. Out-Raged - July 8, 2009 2:59 PM
She's reverting back to her skank days, this time with children.
27. dirk - July 8, 2009 3:09 PM
Mommy needs a bra for mommy's flapjacks. By the way, doesn't the kid have that "dull hick" look in his eyes?
28. stella - July 8, 2009 4:44 PM
is she jewish now?
29. Allison - July 8, 2009 6:51 PM
I think she's wearing the Star of David because she follows or used to follow Kabbalah which is somehow related to Judaism.
30. nachomama - July 8, 2009 7:52 PM
she looks happy----her boys r cute. her hair looks really bad though...when u color over blonde it tends to look ashy if you don't fill it in first...whoever her stylist is needs to go back to school.
31. FER - July 8, 2009 8:38 PM
Every girl and woman with a rack as good as hers should go BRALESS ALL THE TIME. Period.
32. superfluous - July 9, 2009 1:07 AM
Agreed with #1. She's looking good. Arms are still a bit chunky but her legs are truly nice and her TM double chin is gone!
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34. captain america - July 9, 2009 8:28 AM
braless.....................................................BUT BRAINLESS TOO, folks!!!!!!!!!!!!
35. Darth - July 9, 2009 8:57 AM
How 'bout this one? When is she gonna make her come backy in the movie world?
36. Galtacticus - July 9, 2009 9:02 AM
Any horror-comedy in the make?
37. Dick REALLY Throbbn now - July 9, 2009 9:37 AM
I'd have her ride my cock and suck them big mamma nips (.)(.) until she's lactating again ! ! I'd hammer like chop meat. RICH MILF
Cute kid.
Glad she can dress comfy for some time with her kids.
38. Wh0re_Tits - July 10, 2009 12:51 AM
Nice prop children for an unfit mother who doesn't even have primary custody. Wonder if she even knows who the father really is. Good thing she has an employee to tote around the other bastard celebuspawn. Too bad she doesn't really care about being a mother and instead is more focused on fleecing the public that comes to watch her dance around since she doesn't really even sing.