Jun 17 2009Tori Spelling in a bikini

She looks bad.... not first.

I think she looks awesome.

1st

i think she looks great.

She makes Tara Reid look good.

She looks fucking awful. And her expression confirms that.

Jesus fucking christ... she looks like skeletor in a pink bikini

No thanks!

gee, if I wanted non-stop bikini shots I'd buy a playboy

BBBOOOOOORRRIIIINNGGG

OK. Now here's a perfect example of a woman that no one in their right mind would consider worth losing a table spoon or so of seminal fluid. Much in contrast to SHAUNA SAND. Got that guys?

Shauna Sand= not that bad knife work and worth a fuck.

Tori Spelling= not worth even considering a fuck.

All you Shauna naysayers overreacted in voicing your horrors.

She looks awesome. I'd hit the hell out of that. I saw some hideous pix of her a few years ago.. but now she's ultra-bangable.

#9- Guess you like old, fake, leathery hags.

She looks awesome. I'd hit the hell out of that. I saw some hideous pix of her a few years ago.. but now she's ultra-bangable.

#9- Guess you like old, fake, leathery hags.

She sadly looks like a young female version of Elton John...

wretched.

Grandma?

I don't think Tori Spelling looks half bad.

#15 Funny, I don't think you look half-witted. Shows how wrong you can be sometimes.

MY EYES!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY....

Thank god patridge and fox were up next... I almost turned gay

Hey, it's E.T.'s big sister!!

I'm offended by the amount of comments (more than zero) saying she looks great...really?....REALLY GUYS? She looks like she is dying of starvation. Her bellybutton has inverted itself, her body is covered in lanugo.... This is attractive? Obviously I must be behind the times on what is now considered "hot."

These women saying she looks great clearly frequent those pro-anorexia sites. No one in their right mind would say that looks healthy or normal.

she honestly looks disgusting so disgusting that i'd rather see an obese person in a bikini and the sad thing about it is that you can tell she thinks she looks really good.

ewww, thats just wrong. i think this site needs an age limit.

C'mon... She was never good looking.
She always looked like Olive Oil with blond hair.
Now she looks like Olive Oil with blond hair and fake tits.

Holy fucking shit this woman is scary looking!!! She looks like a cross between swiss miss and the fuckin crypt keeper. God she's beat to shit

I feel like crying when i see that inner thighs!

This case is too easy though!

I think shes sun friendly, because i know she looks worse than that...

TELL ME TORI SPELLING DOESN'T LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME AS WHEN SHE PLAYED SCREECH'S GF ON SAVED BY THE BELL!!

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/05/18/gal_sbtb_tori_spelling.jpg

...................A TRUE SHAME FOR A BIKINI!!

Oh man this is so fucking disturbing on so many levels. She used to have a body, now she looks like a 90 year old hag with pony tails. I'm gonna have to wank through an entire season of American Curves magazines to get this crap out of my head. Damn you fish, you should know better.

Hola!

Man, at least she hid her "left turn tit" pretty good.... I thought I was looking at a dead coyote that had been sun dried for a couple of years...

Oh how far has Violet Bickerstaff fallen since her days at Bayside.

The first pic is weird but in the rest she looks great....she is and will always be the ultimate butter face though. Her face is nauseating...and her kids didn't fare much better.

GRANDMA, get back in the house!!

If Aaron Spelling had implants and bad fashion sense...

She looks gross. But the real story here is that douchie finally learned what an ellipsis is. Nice work.

For two through the chute? She looks pretty tight.

Easily the homliest actress in Hollywood. The only reason this two bagger ever made a dollar behind a camera is her father.

Racheal, I just rubbed one out to your picture. Thank you.

#39 you're totally right!!

Racheal seems to be a nice hottie

We're lucky we can't hear the whining.

Next time Miyammy we should go. Oy!

Hang an oat bag from those braids.

#38 I couldn't agree more...that is the ugliest skank in the world, not to mention she has absolutely Zero talent.
She looks fuckin terrible.

This is one of the most disgusting pics I've ever seen of this chick! It's bad enough she isn't cute, but I put at a 5 because she has a super cute personality...but damn Torrie, and damn you Dean, you know this isn't cute, yet you allow her farlock on beaches, and trott around like all is good in the world. This is a sad state of affairs, and for her to deny she has an eating disorder is not only a lie, but reprehensiable. She needs help...not plastic help, that won't change anything on the inside or out....SMDH!

You know the superficial writer is one of those men who thinks anorexic women means the wrinkly ugly ones. If a chick is near-death-thin but still has smooth skin and implants shes perfect.

So this bitch got the hook cut off her big nose and not sure what else to make herself feel almost like a normal white woman would look like. What's with the Nordic hair color? Does this bitch think she looks Swedish? She has an ugly face.
Why is this bitch and her mother all over the news? Who is the money behind them? Why do they have so much money?
MONEY!!!! They have the MONEY!
We go to work and build our nations and devil like this scheme to take it away.

Oh god I wouldn't fuck that with your dick.

For having had two kids she doesn't look that bad...her stomach flattened...you can just tell her skin stretched and it's still working its way back to normal.

She just needs to wear a one piece.

And keep her face covered..

What an ugly biotch.

Ok, that does it!
New rule!
All bikini "articles" must henceforth be approved by a member of The Superficial staff who has actually had (consensual and non-paid) sexual intercourse before.

If I wanted to vomit I would stick my fingers down my throat ala Nicole Richie...
We demand Quality Control!

shes never looked better

Did Gollum and Paris Hilton fuck, or what?

@49 What makes you think there is a member of the Superficial staff who has had consensual non-paid for sexual intercourse? They're the kind of guys who think the nipple is situated in the armpit, as seen below.

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/05/goldie_hawn_nipple_slip_not_as.php

@39
I triple that!

I hereby elect Rachel to replace Amy as the "Rub-out Queen of the Superficial"

Who's with me??

Tori, giant glasses are OUT--get with the times, biatch! : P

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She needs a cardboard sign:
"Disowned by mother. Will work for food."

I agree, she's too thin..but I don't think she looks that bad?? I like her bikini too. At least she comes across as a nice person, unlike a lot of female celebrities.

Her momma's sitting on a half a billion, too bad they hate each other.

#53 - I'm not so sure... Rachael looks like she's about 15 where Amy is apparently overage and angry. And we all know angry girls give the best head.

She looks horrible with her ugly breast implants, ugly tummy tuck, horse face, and flat ass!

The pictures of her pet spider monkey are cute, but wheres Tory in the photos???

She needs to eat about 100 ham sandwiches so she can get some junk in her trunk.

FRANKENBELLY!

Some mad scientist used discarded parts from other celebrities, starting with Tara Reid's stomach and Kate Gosselin's navel. Maybe he used Ryan SeaCrest's Vagina.

That's one hot lookin' tranny.

Oh, you mean she's not?

Eat me Tori!

#19, is that you attached to the link pic?

#57

It is all an act. Tori slept with her husband the first day they met knowing he was married and adopted a new baby. Tori deserves to have a horse face, flat butt, ugly tummy tuck, and the worst breast implants in Hollywood.

I normally not one to insult, but good grief. Did she just jump out of some guy's stomach in an Alien movie?

Is the woman in pic #1 her granny ?

Can you get that non-wrinkly skin stomach after kids without surgery??

She'd be really pretty if it wasn't for her face.

that gal needs help

At least nobody can say she's fat. That's the ultimate insult for a female to make them feel like they do not exist because they are not a walking skeleton. Tori is naturally thin, more power to her. How many guys in this world are in awesome shape? not too many that I have seen. but women better be toned and fit. give me a break

Fat - "the ultimate insult for a female to make them feel like they do not exist because they are not a walking skeleton."

Are you out of your mind? No-one wants to have sex with walking skeletons. Sometimes they look OK with clothes on and then when they're naked it's like BAM you may aswell be in a nursing home. Skinny people are just as fucking lazy as fat people, they just smoke all day instead of eat.

P.S. There are heaps of toned & buff men & women out there. Who do you think plays all of those games called sports?

Aw, shit, I'll never be able to un-see that. Damn you, Fish.

SHE LOOK grEATT SO STOP BASHING HER A**HOLESSS

I've never seen a woman with worse posture. Yes, she's skinny, but when she pulls her shoulders back she doesn't look half-bad. It's like being beaten with that ugly stick made her skittish.

@66

No- I'm just a creep who steals pictures of random females and links them to my posts.

You know, the most logical of all the explanations :D!

@53

+5

she looks like a foot

The average family day out to the beach! All the best!

Jeez, couldn't we have something sexier, like Bea Arthur bikini pictures?