Jun 1 2009Robert Pattinson & Kristen Steweart prove Twilight owns our entire f-cking universe

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Twilight = SUCKS!

At least they both have great hair...

You know what kind of guys like Twilight?

Homosexuals.

is it just me or does she just seem extra manly??

You people are CRAZY!!!! He is a beautiful, beautiful man. Twilight rocks. Cannot wait for New Moon to come out! Phenomenons prove to always be correct that is why that are called phenomenons. You don't have to like it but as long as you are talking about it, there must be something to be talked about.

They both looked gorgeous and handled the best kiss well. It was so cute how nervous they both were and how later Kristen dropped her popcorn. Woo Twilight <3 New Moon looks awesome!

Get a tan you pale dyke

The fact that Twilight beat The Dark Knight shows how legit that show is.

Also who the fuck has an award show for last year this late into the next fucking year?

Kristen is stunnigly beautiful & natural unlike other fake starletts.

Twilight has some of the most retarded concepts I have ever heard of. I wish somebody had recorded my rant in an ihop that brought a hard core Twilight fan to tears.

Oh the Twilight fan was a man btw.

He is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not good looking. he does nothing for me. Give me the guy from Match Point please.

None of this matters, since any award show MTV puts out is targeted at 13 year old girls anyway...

awmagad theyre sooooo haaaaawt

Sorry, just not a huge fan of douchebaggery...

I love them both.
It could be much worse - at least it's not pop tarts such as Zac Efron and his sidekick girlfriend.

Her top lip appears to be missing. Quick, somebody find it. GAG

She is so clearly high here and you dumb teenagers are still like "omahgodsheissobeautiful", stfu. She is drugged up, pale, smelly looking and two years away from Courtney Love status...fucking teens. You don't know an ass from your own face and she'd probably spit on you to get to some drugs if she had the chance.

All the teens always love the young guys with angst!
Just like James Dean!

sam, that was lame...and what connecpts are so retarded?

sam, that was lame...and what connecpts are so retarded?

sam, that was lame...and what connecpts are so retarded?

I just can't help but just think how bad her feet probably reek like garbage in those stupid shoes. And I've read this guy stinks himself. Sorry, but b.o. does not spell sexy for me.

I just can't help but think how bad her feet probably reek like garbage in those stupid shoes. And I've read this guy stinks himself. Sorry, but b.o. does not spell sexy for me.

I think she's really pretty! And yes, naturally. Look how gorgeous she is in that God awful outfit. Imagine if someone gave her a typical Hollywood makeover. You guys would be drooling, so shut your pie holes lol.

#18 What are you a cynical fat cow? How does she looked drugged up to you? Not every fan is a teen. She actually represents real girls and not that fake barbie tan bullsh*t. Does every actress have to have that same fake smile and bubble head personality.

She is so pretty <3

"She is so clearly high here and you dumb teenagers are still like "omahgodsheissobeautiful", stfu. She is drugged up, pale, smelly looking and two years away from Courtney Love status...fucking teens. You don't know an ass from your own face and she'd probably spit on you to get to some drugs if she had the chance."

Well, i am not a teenager and i believe that if you enjoy reading and feel passionate about something whether it is a story or not, you have the right to speak your opinion. As for you, dumb teenagers apparently are your type of entertainment considering you are readily and knowing reading the comments posted and clearly interested in the Twilight fan base and their cast otherwise you would not leave a comment at all. To all the haters of a movie that connects w/people. The movie is based on fantasy not life. So sorry to take away from your gory, bloodsucking vampire idealization. I for one would much rather watch this movie than to sit and watch and blood bath vampire movie.

This twilight phenomenon is lamer than the h. potter stuff of years past. Go get a real book and slit your wrists in the bath tub.

26.

Look @ her eyes, she can barely hold them open. I see right through her, i know the type and she is definitely high on something. Bwahaha @ representing real girls, why because she is average looking at best with no sex appeal? Yep i agree then because i see her type hanging at my local dollar store looking all retardly emo often.

Go Mandy!

Lisa Marie Presley called, Kristen. She wants her eye makeup back.

32, i laughed HARD...

, MTV jumped the shark a long time ago, these two stringy drugged out clunkers lucked into early success that won't continue, and ---- are shit out of luck because obviously we've entered the era of giving affirmative action hires to latinos/latinas instead.

Congratulations to the both of you for bringing a face to the literature legacy of Stephenie Meyer's series to life. Your awards are well deserved and will pave the way for younger emerging stars for the industry.

You've made a movie we've all been waiting for and we're eagerly anticipating New Moon.

Randal

# 30Hahah you see right through her. Ugh people like you are creepy.

A. WHO CARES if she does in fact smoke pot. ALOT of people do and most celebrities actually do alot worse.

B. She is gorgeous and OBVIOUSLY is doing something right to land the part of Bella. She will probably achieve more then you would. Judging that your local hangout to watch "emo" kids is the dollar store hahah

I dont even have a point C. enough said.

All of Randal's comments on this site make me want to jam a pencil in my eye.

hahahahahahah they are sooo weirdd...

love themmm! YESS New Moon. Please post more Kristen Stewart & Robbert Pattinson news and the superficial will be my fave site : )

And to make it worse they showed the New Moon preview. I laughed when I saw the guy turn into a big fluffy dog. That was the cheapest CGI I have ever laid my eyes on.

Pirates of the Caribbean had the best CGI for Davey Jones, this crap is all Cartoon Network

"All of Randal's comments on this site make me want to jam a pencil in my eye."

For someone who hates Twilight so much and thinks of young people who are into the series as dumb teenagers, you sure are spending an awful lot of time on the subject. Maybe you should reevaluate yourself and admit that you really are a lover of the Twilight series and the movie and we can all just get on w/our day. If you think that the movie was awful but yet Randal's comments make you want to put a pencil in your eye then really and you should seriously reevaluate your interest in the entire Twilight phenomenon. Go ahead, jump on the band wagon, you know you want to. It's a fun ride and we always have something to talk about.

I think Kristen Stewart is a pretty girl, but that godawful dress and shoes could cause retinal damage.

Robert Pattinson is a sexy young guy.

They DO both always stoned. Either that or they've both got a lazy eye. A glazed lazy eye.

"Twilight" is brainless and misogynistic, both in movie and book form.

LOL@ 37.

Perpetually-stoned is true. Haha

God I hate thirteen-year-old girls/ 45-year-old closeted male gays. your ruining the name of quality cinema. Damn you MTV, I hate you and all you stand for.

Mandy, a phenomenon can be good or bad. IMO I didn't like the movie AT ALL. I am a big movie fan of all types but this one left me wondering why it is so popular.

It is a bad story and bad acting. The plots and stories are laughable. But to each his own

feels like teen spirit...

Great caption! So funny! Gotta say, wish I could be in a sex scene with that boy!

Duh! Do you think i am an idiot. I do know the definition of phenomenon. You clearly did not understand that in this context it is taken as a good thing. Why would you comment on this. I don't understand? I bet you are a Trekkie, right. Or, let me guess.......a huge fan of documentary films and foreign films.

Listen, no matter you "type" people are losing site of the fact that Twilight is a fantasy based book and movie. Or course it is not going to be for everyone and so why even bother on making comments about it if you did not like it. The fact remains that it is a huge "phenomenon" and that it will not go away anytime soon. I personally loved the books and the movie and cannot wait for New Moon. I personally would like to believe that every once in a while everyone enjoys getting caught up in their own idea of EDWARD and BELLA. It is not a crime to want to believe that that actually exits and even if it doesn't....well so be it. That is why they call it fantasy and make believe.

You keep spewing the word phenomenon off like it is dictonary.com's word of the day. Yes we all know it is a phenomena but that doesn't automatically mean it is something that is great.

I'm neither a trekkie or a documentary type of guy. I stated my opinion and even said, To each his own. YOU on the other hand have been ranting about people on and on about how much they post on it YET you have typed more than anyone on the topic.

If you like it, GOOD...I do not.

Quit being so damn defensive about it. Some people love it some people do not. You write it off as a character flaw. The same assumption you made about me and my likes about movies can be said about you too. So since you like Twilight I have to assume that you are like the other 5 million fat chicks that wear the Twilight tee shirts 3 sizes too small wishing and hoping some vampire would fall in love with you.

Mandy i prefer HBO's True Blood to Twilight. It's more adult and better acted. Also, foriegn films are the best, from Pan's Labyrinth to Oldboy to the orphanage. Some of the best horror/fantasy/monster films are NOT American made films, sorry.

They are both adorable, I could just pinch their cute cheeks! And then I'd love to smoke a joint with them afterwards.

LMAO....you are hilarious. First of all, Yes i do love Twilight, that fact has been stated and yes i have commented quite a bit and you seem to be doing the same, so don't judge me. And speaking of judging.......I am sorry that you think that all of the twilight fans are fat chicks that wear Twilight tee shirts. You are a funny "dude". You only wish that you had 5 million chicks w/your face on their body. Fat or not......your jealousy stems from issues of feeling unwanted and unloved as a child, maybe you still are a child. I never said that not being a Twilight fan is a character flaw. I do however believe that if you feel like only fat chicks are into the movie or books that you are the one w/the character flaw. You are being very judgmental and honestly rude. I feel like you are trying to pick a fight w/me and yet you don't even know me. I too am just stating my opinion and yet you are the one who keeps responding to me. You are clearly offended by my opinion and so therefore I do apologize if you feel like i put you in some of kind of category. I am however not afraid to tell you that I am 34 years old. I have two gorgeous children ages 5 and 9, have been in a very happy and committed marriage for 14 years and I am 5 feet 6.5 inches, 115 lbs and have brown curly hair. I do not in fact own a twilight Tee shirt but i do however own the twilight series and the movie. I also happen to think that the Star Trek movie looks like a great movie and i do like to watch a documentary film every now and again. Don't know about foreign films though. And by the way, yes the dictionary.com word of the day is PHENOMENON!

What a pair of gimps - they both look to be made entirely out of plastic.Spending anytime with them would be a nightmare.

I do not want fame or my face on tee shirts or notoriety. My claim to fame will be that I raised my kid to be a decent person and I was a decent person as I was raised IN my loving childhood from both of my parents that I STILL have a great relationship with.

You missed my point of making assumptions about me let me make them about you.

There is not one ounce of jealousy in my entire body over anything much less a book or a movie or people being a fan of that book. I have a person in my family that is well known and I wouldn't want that potato sack of burdens for anything. Cracks me up that you want only people who like the movie to comment and when they don't you leave multiple posts. Then tell the people who respond that they are obsessed and now jealous since I have added myself to the mix. I gave my opinions and got a novel from you, 2 now.

Oh and thanks for your stats by the way. Another bit of useless info that doesn't make a difference.

Still, LMAO. Surely, i am finished w/you. Not because you win b/c if that's what gets you thru the day. Good for you. And talk about unless information, good for you that you have family that are well known. I needed to know and care about that as well. Seems as though you are trying to make a name for yourself.

I don't dis anyone w/an opinion that differs from mine. If you have an opinion, good, b/c LORD knows this is a free country with FREEDOM OF SPEECH! I just happened to comment on something and you think that i only comment on opinions that differ from mine. As a matter of fact, i do not. I believe that you are entitled to your opinion and to get involved in a good clean "discussion" makes for a fun times, as is this. You clearly are offended by my responses and that is why you keep commenting. I for one could give a crap of who you are and who you know. I am not the only one who has left comments that do not agree w/others. You on the other hand seem to be mislead by the fact that while i do enjoy a nice "heated debate" every now and then, this one has clearly gotten to a level that I now longer want to take part in. AGAIN, not b/c i think you are right or wrong but just b/c i am not going to have you keep judging me b/c of my opinions. You talk about fat chicks being the only ones who like Twilight and I am the one who has character flaws.

Wait for the next novel in the future. I am sure you will be the first to comment.

I want Stuey and Mandy to kiss and make up!

MUAHH!!!! Just for you Stuey. Thanks Junobetty. PEACE OUT!

Mandy - Go fuck yourself. Nobody gives a flying shit that you successfully reproduced or can use the internet to lie about your weight. Women that find a way to incorporate their weight and cup size into a post at a celeb bashing site are certainly vain and most likely fat. nobody fucking cares if someone is being judgemental or rude. it's the internet, bitch. People also don't give a shit that you get your library books in the same section as your kids or that you steal pictures of this pattinson fellow out of your daughter's tiger beat for masturbatory fodder. Keep the novel writing at home because no one here gives a shit.

Stuey - you are slightly less annoying. you can still fuck off though.

Aaaw mandy, you're a doll!

HAHA, I LOVE the fact that you throw the assumptions at me 1st and comments back to me 1st yet it is me who is damaged goods.

I only gave you tastes of your own medicines and now I am jealous, was raised in an unloving home, I am trying to make a name for myself. These are lofty accusations coming from someone who said those things and also keeps telling people they are obsessed yet they are the one yammering about it the most. Yes wait, I know, I TOO am yammering about it because I am jealous lol.

This is proof that you can't take an argument. I nearly said I didn't like it and I was called out for being things I wasn't and as soon as I do it back to you to prove a point, it is now me who can't take an argument.

I could care less about the next novel. I commented the crap wasn't for me but said if it was your thing then so be it. I got volumes of info from you even about your life after me classifying you as you did me yet I am trying to make a name for myself. LOL

I do like you Mandy, you are a riot. I mean at least you can spell and use proper grammar so I guess I can't complain too much since most of the crap on here is loathsome.

Have a good one

Hey DICK, cause that is your name, you can go take a flying leap, I could give a rats ass what you think jew balls.

All of you guys whining about "13 yo girls" do realize that he's 23. I am also 23. Therego, I would like to have sexual intercourse with him. Newsflash...when someone is hot and in their 20's everyone wants to fuck them...not just 13 year old girls.

It was fun. Thanks for fighting w/me. I had a great time. Good luck w/your future endeavors, seriously.

WOW, i think we made Richard McBeef mad. Sorry Dick, didn't mean to offend you love.

LMFAO, Okay, seriously Stuey, that was hilarious. I am still laughing. And also, just to prove a point. I agree w/Amy. I would screw him if i were single and given the opportunity. No shame in that.

LOL @ 58.
Also, who the fuck wears converse to a goddamn event?
You have the money, hire a fucking stylist.
I read elsewhere that her ankle was hurt, boo fucking hoo. Wear some fucking flats that are at least somewhat classy, not sneakers dammit.

THE "RASPBERRY-AWARD" FOUND ITS ONE & ONLY WINNER, folks!!

Who the fuck are these tards?

Oh TrannyGranny, you've missed the whole "Twilight phenomenom"? Where have you been? lol, just kidding, I'm sure you have a life.

Robert Pattinson looks like HE JUST WOKE UP! He and Kristen look like they came out of a drunken bar and had sex in their parents bedroom.

ROBERT = WEAK SLOB

i respect guys like rob and zach quinto, they are unconventionally good looking, which really opens doors for other pale unconventionally (ugly) guys out there.

God bless Robert and Kristen!

Fish that was the funniest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kristen Stewart is a useless actress. She doesnt appreciate her fans or anything. She just stands there like a bump on a log and doesnt care about anything. Twilight really needs to be recast.

of course she is wearing Converse. With a dress, no less. it's because she's emo and like all cool and deep, man. She's making a statement. And that statement is, "I'm a fucking tard wannabe"

It's not really a phenomenon when they purposely made movies based on the popularity of the books. A phenomenon would imply that it was unique or unexpected. They made it because they KNEW it would be popular. That being said, I watched it this weekend against my better judgement and it wasn't half bad. It's kind of a fun story.

I need him in my bed. Nowwwwww

TWILIGHT DOES NOT SUCK YOU MOTHER LOSER

Wow, that Pattinson sure is hot. Just imagine the AMAZING looking guy he's going home to tonight...

Twilight SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKSS, and Pattinson is motherF*ckerrrrrr and the ugliest man of the world. And that girl can blow me, she's another f*cker

was she gesturing how small his perenola is?

She could use a stylist. Looks unsanitary.

Hollywood has gone to the fags and emosluts. When was the last time a studio made a REAL MANLY film. Just some ripped guy covered on sweat blowing everything up and shooting commies.

Sure it is mildy homoerotic but not the full on whiny GAY that is Twilight. It is not good full on gay like Interview with a Vampire but a substandard copy of it. Twilight is like those cheap knock off Star Wars, GI JOE toys or Superhero toys you see at the dirt mall flea markets. With names like "Super Space laser Sword" or "Hero Action Soldier" or Insect action man.

That is Twilight a cheap bootleg copy of a good vampire film.

SHE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SHE NEEDS TO TAKE A GIANT POOP!...im done here,

although it must be nice to get famous over night, i wouldnt know...

just like the rest of you im at home on my computer reading thisss....

THATS SAYS ALOT :(

#44--I'm in your boat.

All you tards who think Twilight is anything "epic" need a public school education repeat and sterilization on the way out.

What the fuck is wrong with Sandra Bullock?? She pretty much molested Kristen Stewart, which i'd pay to see, but damn, calm down Sandra, you're a grown woman. Find someone 20 years older.

I don´t think he is sexy with that strange face sharp teeth psychotic eyes and giant eyebrows..but he is ok for a vampire, right? it´s just his role of Edward that makes him attractive

everyone just likes twilight for the fact that edward is the perfect definition of a romantic boyfriend and it shows such an appealing perspective of love. and THEN, stephenie made him "beautiful". so i can see why everyone's like "omg! robert pattinson!". robert looks so much more attractive now because of the extra reinforcement of his character.

i agree with that person who said "i wonder what it would be like if johnny depp played edward" [or something like that]. seriously, find any sorta rugged young looking man to play edward and BAM! he'll be the next sensation, which is what's happening now.

i'm really liking kristen. she's so down to earth about who she is in the industry and how she's not planning to change that because it's hollywood or anything. <3 the converse. and despite everyone else, i really like her dress.

I even don't know what's all about but lemme guess,it's about lots of kissing?

I bet they're a real couple,cough,cough.

Stuey and Mandy are the same person... he's quite angry with himself now....

Phew! I love these stories. Thanks girls for a good time. I hope all of your boyfriends watch you sleep, secretly follow you, contemplate eating you, tell you what to do and have you "obey" them & ban you from seeing your friends. I also hope if he ever leaves, you will kill yourself & he'll do the same. Twilight, the best thing to happen to retarded women ever.

not having seen the movie or read the book, i'd pretty much do him. i couldn't care less if he smells either.

Those Geico cavemen are everywhere! Now they are doing vampire flicks?

Is anyone else concerned that hoards of pre-teen girls fancy what can only be described as a half dead looking, 40 year old, pedophile? I mean I know he's not any of those, but he looks like a pedo. It's so sooo creepy to me.
When I look at him, I almost see bushes around his head as if he's in one, lurking..

The real miracle here is how hot Kristen is when shes done up, and how incredibly plain she is without makeup.

Wow. She's super high.

OMG I love them! I am determined to find Mr Pattinson in London.... :)

I have to agree about the comment about Kristen's makeup. She's really pretty when she's done up, but sometimes looks very ordinary. Perfect for the character though

Lol at all the guys hatin' on Robert Pattinson... But are quick to boner over silicone/botox/surgery-inflated women. Males make me laugh.

and devilsrain, she isn't plain. Believe it or not, most women DO look plain when not wearing make-up. Please don't be dumb and let Hollywood fool you.

#92 I'm with you, hell yeah I'd do him no matter whattt shes sooo hot.. and that kristen bitch, as much as i hate to admit it, she iss reallyyyy reallyy pretty, when they fix her up, and naturally too, i kinda like that shes awkward and hig all the time, and not ur typical lauren conrad bitch, if she wants to dress fucked up its her problem, i think its whateever if she doesnt five a flying fuck they kinda do look unclean but whatever, i just hate her soooo muchhhhhh shes so lucky she gets to be with him all the time and are fucking also... but i love to hate them they do make a cute couple or i dunno just the way the both dont give a fuck and are always high, id be in heaven if was always high, but then again what i really dont like about her is that she does seem to not give e fuck about everything even though thats alright its not cool to no give a fuck about ur fans or be mean and think ur superior or whatnot but whatever i dont know her so i dont give a shit

i ♥ twilight

robert is not a handsome man .I mean with that nose , eye brows, his mouth and he looks A bit dirty . As a girl i dont find him attractive at all! Kristen is sweet and cute but a bit moron behaviours; BUT i like her.

Well, I'm not a teenager, but I think they're both gorgeous and very talented. I would like to remind everyone that these awards are voted on by the fans, and apparently Twilight, Rob, and Kristen are all very loved by the fans. Sounds like there are a LOT of angry, jealous people out there. Why?

I have to agree Twilight is taking over the universe http://www.twilightdisorder.com proves it every day.

She is a very pretty girl but I'm just not a fan of twilight. Sorry.
And am I the only one who thinks he looks creepy? I don't see what's so attractive about him. At all. He has a weird shaped head to me......like some kinda cartoon.

I mean more power to them for getting an award, just don't see the point to Twilight. I mean a glittery vampire?......Really?

dear stuey if you find this I under stand what you mean about fat wemen wearing three size small shirts I've witnessed this, it disturbes me and belive it or not I wear mine three sizes too big it's alot more comfortable so all the fat twilighters who think they can fit in a medium get over your selves- your fat so what it's not the end of the world just wear baggier cloths, god!!!

and mandy you used my favorite word endevor and I'm proud of you I can't use it correctly but I'm gonna continue on saying it any way!

and ain't!!!!!!!!!

to all the people who hate me for useing the word ain't and think I'm illiterate I'm laughing at you right now!