Jun 25 2009Jeff Goldblum is NOT DEAD. Also, other stuff.
- Dane Cook and other opportunists glom onto Michael Jackson's death. [Just Jared]
- LeAnn Rimes vagina apparently has magical powers and lands Eddie Cibrian a role on CSI: Miami. [Lainey Gossip]
- Paris Hilton's hotel room in Dubai was bugged with a hidden camera. I guarantee whoever was on the other end has already died of itchiness. [Celebslam]
- Heidi & Spencer's Pizza Hut commercial gets canned. Turns out Pizza Hut wants to stay in business after all. Smart move. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are still alive. If anyone cares. No? Moving on. [PopSugar]
- Adriana Lima wants to constantly pump out babies. Wow, this is easily the saddest news I've heard all day. No, really, it's gonna be hard to top that. [I'm Not Obsessed.]
Reader Comments
1. Won - June 25, 2009 9:05 PM
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2. spelunking - June 25, 2009 9:05 PM
Go dive on a punji stick Fish.
3. 2 - June 25, 2009 9:06 PM
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4. http://www.popduds.com/ - June 25, 2009 9:15 PM
Jeff Goldblum likes sleeping with little boys!!!
5. prideofchucky - June 25, 2009 9:22 PM
Thanks Superficial- now I'm starving for some pizza....
(and a rent-boy)
6. Apollo - June 25, 2009 9:31 PM
I'm still shocked at the death of MJ. It's so weird...... still hasn't sunk in....
7. ROUGH daddy - June 25, 2009 9:42 PM
For people who are feeling down bout MJ's death maybe should catch Dane Cook's "comedy" show....
8. Ananana - June 25, 2009 9:49 PM
And Perez Hilton out-douches himself by posting that MJ was faking his illness (screen shot here: http://i44.tinypic.com/wlzn1x.jpg ).
9. IRONMANAustralia - June 25, 2009 10:13 PM
Damn. There goes my, "celebrities are dropping like flies", punchline.
10. Moi - June 25, 2009 10:56 PM
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11. Beastman AIDS - June 25, 2009 10:58 PM
Adriana Lima has officially been removed from hottest woman in the universe list. I used to get blue balls just hearing her name but now that she's all sorts of knocked up and hymen busted by that beady eyed cyclops she's engaged to I have kciked her to the curb. That'll teach her...
12. Beastman AIDS - June 25, 2009 10:58 PM
Adriana Lima has officially been removed from hottest woman in the universe list. I used to get blue balls just hearing her name but now that she's all sorts of knocked up and hymen busted by that beady eyed cyclops she's engaged to I've kicked her to the curb. That'll teach her...
13. DK - June 25, 2009 11:38 PM
@11 I can't bring myself to move Adriana off the Hottest Woman On The Planet list. Her freakish husband and her new baby factory uterus are disappointing, but she's still #1 by far. There's just no one who could replace her.
14. blergh - June 25, 2009 11:53 PM
what does Jeff Goldblum have to do with any of the minisummary posts? I don't like this new format =P
15. Lindsay - June 26, 2009 12:53 AM
I agree w/ 14, I want to know what the goldblum news is, and why there's a person in a tub eating pizza.
16. Galtacticus - June 26, 2009 1:47 AM
That looks very,very good.That's a very elegant looking pizza.
17. Rhialto - June 26, 2009 1:52 AM
Did somebody forget his camera?
18. Nero - June 26, 2009 1:54 AM
Oops!
19. captain america - June 26, 2009 2:06 AM
......................BON APPETITE!!
20. Ananana - June 26, 2009 7:57 AM
@15, TheSuperficialWriter was too busy posting about bikinis to report on actual celeb GOSSIP. (yes, i've done it again)
21. gho - June 26, 2009 8:41 AM
Adriana Lima looks like a dude. I honestly don't know how she gets all this attention. Maybe she appeals to the latent homosexuality in most men. I dunno.
22. annie - June 26, 2009 10:23 AM
Life needs passion.
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23. JPRichardson - June 26, 2009 11:02 AM
...that's Katy Perry in the bathtub.
24. John Johnson - June 26, 2009 11:40 AM
I"m so happ that Jeff Goldblum didn't die. His version of James Bond was teh best ever!
25. uh - June 26, 2009 1:18 PM
This is the most confusing quickie post ever. The title and the picture aren't explained.