Jun 5 2009Jessica Simpson isn't entirely frightening me anymore
- Jessica Simpson has not eaten Tony Romo yet. Just keeping everybody updated. [Lainey Gossip]
- Emilie de Ravin (LOST) is divorcing her husband just in time to star in a movie with Robert Pattinson. Hopefully they remember not to get pregnant on the island. [Just Jared]
- Paris Hilton's first BFF Brittany Flickinger hates that the short-lived friendship has ruined her reputation. Right. Because Paris was such a shining beacon of inspiration before Brittany auditioned. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Hulk Hogan is pissed at Linda's accusations that he smokes pot with Brooke and her boyfriend. He only makes them smuggle HGH across the border for him. Get your facts straight, lady. [Celebslam]
- Kristin Cavallari is getting an insane amount of money to replace Lauren Conrad. Apparently it's hard work pretending to be so goddamn boring time and space bend around your boringness creating a vapid vortex of dumb that will one day engulf our universe. -- Fucking Hills. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Reader Comments
1. Narcissus - June 5, 2009 8:38 PM
FIRST
2. man in drag - June 5, 2009 8:55 PM
Who is that man in drag?
Jessice has a square face, is she related to sponge bob square pants
3. Narcissist - June 5, 2009 9:15 PM
See? Just cover it up with a jacket in June. Easy.
4. Homer - June 5, 2009 9:16 PM
Pathetic she can't drop the 20 lbs with all her cash.
5. ToRiMiLi - June 5, 2009 9:21 PM
re: Kristin Cavallari, the fact that Heidi and Spencer are pissed that she took over as the star and they didn't get their own spin off is enough to make me LOVE Kristin!
6. Delgo - June 5, 2009 10:13 PM
Blowjob Lipps Inc.
7. Fati - June 5, 2009 11:49 PM
She still has a big ass. She only looks skinnier because she is wearing a jacket.
#3 - In all fairness, it is a cool June. Everyone is still wearing jackets.
8. Amanda Reynolds - June 6, 2009 12:28 AM
She looks nice for my opinion
9. gerard vandenberg - June 6, 2009 12:42 AM
Let's see her in the morning?
BET YOU'RE FRIGHTENED!!
10. GossipCrunch - June 6, 2009 1:19 AM
Once I was amazed by her beauty but its all over for good.
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11. Paulina - June 6, 2009 2:42 AM
@ 7. I agree. She has always had a weird butt. It was wide and flat, even when she was skinny. Her new "curves" just make it look even worse.
12. Evil - June 6, 2009 4:06 AM
I wasn't aware HGH was illegal.
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14. whats eating ROUGH daddy - June 6, 2009 6:58 AM
How do you go on a tv show in order to get a "best friend" geesh! now we know a moron is not only a town in Switzerland.
15. mikeock - June 6, 2009 7:57 AM
Of all the Hollywood chicks with Kirk Douglas man chins,i find Jessica Simpson's to be the prettiest.
16. Me - June 6, 2009 10:09 AM
Anyone posting after Me has eaten Tony Homo
17. Me - June 6, 2009 12:40 PM
I am a homo
Shes bangin
what a caboose
18. TheJuno - June 6, 2009 5:17 PM
Looks gorgeous to me. What's the malfunction, haters?
19. angela - June 6, 2009 7:54 PM
I get that she got a bit chunky and wore clothes that really didn't look so great on her for a while.
But I don't get what the big deal still is. I think she's great. I am too thin for my own taste (5'9 and 115 lbs) and I wish I could be curvy like Jessica.
I can't stand her personality. But I envy her figure!!
20. Oh dear - June 6, 2009 8:28 PM
She needs to eat a few more hamburgers in my opinion. She definetly is not chunky.
21. . - June 6, 2009 9:36 PM
She looks really pretty here, and I never think she looks pretty. She has obviously lost a lot of weight, but Its sad that she was pressurized by the media so much. You should be healthy for yourself not for some nasty little gossip writer.
22. Alinka - June 6, 2009 9:56 PM
Sorry, still overweight... She hides it well. Jeans are strechy so the but can fit and makes the thighs look leaner. Note she ALWAYS carries HUGE bags so that she can hide her chunkyness....
23. cookie hhh - June 6, 2009 10:01 PM
Who's that man in drg? ugh
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24. vito - June 6, 2009 10:05 PM
#19...what the fuck do you know about her personality? Ignorant twat! All any of us knows is the persona she displays to the public. She may be the sweetest darling in history. Or she may be the most vicious cunt to take the breath of life.
That being said...
Jessica Simpson may not have eaten Tony Romo, but I'd bet the farm that Tony has eaten Jessica. Many, many times. And I don't blame him.
Nice dinner, sweetheart. Now slide down the banister and warm up dessert!
25. Prof - June 7, 2009 3:21 AM
Is this really what some people consider chunky & unattractive... really?! I know the point of the site is to hate on celebs, but sometimes some of you are really reaching! Oh well to each their own opinion I think she's looks good to me.
26. Galtacticus - June 7, 2009 4:03 AM
Hola!
27. Mighty1 - June 7, 2009 5:14 AM
looks like blake lively to me
28. le fag - June 7, 2009 9:25 AM
@17 ... my sentiments exactly! would she convert me? nope. but i wouldn't turn down a bj from them both.
29. spartacus - June 7, 2009 10:19 AM
Whoever said she has a Kirk Douglas chin is right! Romo should dump Jessica and date Kirk. He'd be trading up.
30. anonymous - June 7, 2009 11:20 AM
Don't be fooled. The frightening stuff is all still there. She is just doing a better job of hiding it in this picture. She has her man-face, psycho eyes, and inflatable platypus lips partially obscured with the hat.
Thankfully, instead of the ever-present short shorts from Lane Bryant, she is wearing long jeans which cover her short, thick, stubby, tree stump legs. And her pot belly, which could not be contained by the shirt she wore in the Sea World pictures last week and was bouncing freely over the waistband of her shorts in all its blubbery glory, has plenty of hiding space under Jessica's long loose t-shirt and jacket.
Her gigantic purse serves as back-up to hide her beer belly should it manage to break free from the roomy shirt and jacket.
31. cat - June 7, 2009 11:40 AM
yeah she's fat..... what about Romo!!!! that dude has a gut! nasty! i feel sorry she has to give head to THAT! ewwwww
32. T - June 9, 2009 10:04 AM
DOes anyone know where Jessica got that hat from?
33. AMO - June 9, 2009 6:14 PM
Can guys PLEASE stop wearing those cock sucker hats?!
34. a - June 15, 2009 1:26 AM
Wow! I love her outfit in here! Love the bag, shoes, and baseball-messy hairdo!!! She looks lovely.
35. a - June 15, 2009 1:26 AM
Wow! I love her outfit in here! Love the bag, shoes, and baseball-messy hairdo!!! She has a beautiful face too.
36. Mira @ Teeth-Whitening - July 27, 2009 10:32 AM
Nice photograph. I don't think she is very tallented though.
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40. Acai berry - September 7, 2009 3:58 AM
Jessica simpson looks really great .In this pic. she has wore nice outfit ,and its really suits on her.
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41. Teeth Whitening - September 26, 2009 6:01 AM
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43. get rid of acne scars - September 30, 2009 7:22 AM
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Thankfully, instead of the ever-present short shorts from Lane Bryant, she is wearing long jeans which cover her short, thick, stubby, tree stump legs. And her pot belly, which could not be contained by the shirt she wore in the Sea World pictures last week and was bouncing freely over the waistband of her shorts in all its blubbery glory, has plenty of hiding space under Jessica's long loose t-shirt and jacket.
45. Resveratrol - October 5, 2009 2:07 PM
I know the point of the site is to hate on celebs, but sometimes some of you are really reaching! Oh well to each their own opinion I think she's looks good to me.
46. Teeth Whitening - October 5, 2009 2:12 PM
How do you go on a tv show in order to get a "best friend" geesh! now we know a moron is not only a town in Switzerland
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48. Acai Berry - October 5, 2009 2:22 PM
what about Romo!!!! that dude has a gut! nasty! i feel sorry she has to give head to THAT! ewwwww
49. Acai - October 5, 2009 2:25 PM
I love her outfit in here! Love the bag, shoes, and baseball-messy hairdo!!! She has a beautiful face too.
50. Acai Berries - October 5, 2009 2:27 PM
She has always had a weird butt. It was wide and flat, even when she was skinny. Her new "curves" just make it look even worse.
51. Acai Berry - October 18, 2009 8:08 AM
Once I was amazed by her beauty but its all over for good.
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55. Teeth Whitening - October 27, 2009 5:28 AM
Wow what an oomp...she has...She is one of a kind the most b'ful gal on this earth..and she is looking really nice in the pic..
56. Stretch Marks - October 27, 2009 5:42 AM
Jessica Simpson has gained some fat now oderwise she is always rocking..
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59. Colon Cleanse Reiviews - November 12, 2009 12:59 AM
She is looking very gorgeous.