Jun 4 2009Natalie Imbruglia in a bikini
Here's Natalie Imbruglia getting out of her wetsuit while vacationing in Hawaii. I always thought of her as a petite woman, so imagine my surprise to see her apparent ampleness. I'm not saying I fired off bottle rockets in my cubicle, but the fire marshall isn't buying my story that Chris Brown built a campfire and left it unattended. Honestly, where does he think our secretary got her black eye from? (Don't say "stray bottle rocket.")

Reader Comments
1. JMAN - June 4, 2009 3:40 PM
boob and what else
2. stonefry - June 4, 2009 3:44 PM
I want to like these pics .... But I'm torn.
3. Onyx Blackman - June 4, 2009 3:44 PM
I'd hit it.
4. Raoulduke - June 4, 2009 3:52 PM
Why isn't she lying naked on the floor?
5. Raoulduke - June 4, 2009 3:52 PM
Why isn't she lying naked on the floor?
6. Joe Melnick - June 4, 2009 3:53 PM
On vacation from what?
7. Hash - June 4, 2009 3:55 PM
Man, I love the 9 D's! I mean, the 90's!
8. mamamiasweetpeaches - June 4, 2009 3:58 PM
One Hit Wonder
9. mamamiasweetpeaches - June 4, 2009 3:58 PM
One Hit Wonder
10. Lover of Tits McGee - June 4, 2009 4:01 PM
I would nurse on those babies.
11. jij - June 4, 2009 4:02 PM
you're an idiot
12. ph7 - June 4, 2009 4:07 PM
Nice fine cans.
Girl next door type cans. Not hard plastic melons.
Ladies, you need to grow boobs like these. For us men.
13. RichPort's Ghost - June 4, 2009 4:08 PM
I know plastic tits when I see them... I ate enough of my sister's Barbies to know the difference...
14. quake - June 4, 2009 4:19 PM
forgot she existed..
15. JPRichardson - June 4, 2009 4:30 PM
I used to think she was a totally awsome beauty. But that was back in 1997. Now her face looks weird. too much botox/colagen/plastic surgery.
16. She's Nice - June 4, 2009 4:33 PM
Looks like she's got nice tits. Too bad she doesn't have anything else going for her...
17. Joe - June 4, 2009 4:37 PM
Yes, fascinating story, except for the part where you don't see much of her body "in a bikini".
Maybe it's time to post an update to Eminem/Bruno, since Eminem has now talked about how it was staged?
18. Hilary Clinton - June 4, 2009 4:44 PM
Umm.... Ok.
19. friendlyfires - June 4, 2009 4:46 PM
break from whore slut ricci sex ....(sees natalie pics) hmmm .... feh .... back to whore demon ricci sex
20. wizkid - June 4, 2009 4:53 PM
Who is she again?? Natalie Who?
21. wizkid - June 4, 2009 4:55 PM
Hello, is it ok for me to post here. I used to be a Natalie U fan.
22. dirk - June 4, 2009 4:56 PM
She farted and it blew her flippers off!
23. BPweet - June 4, 2009 4:57 PM
Dear Superficial Writer,
You make me laugh. Things like "fired off bottle rockets in my cubicle" and "c***blocked by a handbag" are priceless gems that should be embossed in gold and placed on your desk next to the King of Executing Hilarity award on your desk.
Sincerely,
Me
24. BPweet - June 4, 2009 4:57 PM
Dear Superficial Writer,
You make me laugh. Things like "fired off bottle rockets in my cubicle" and "c***blocked by a handbag" are priceless gems that should be embossed in gold and placed on your desk next to the King of Executing Hilarity award on your desk.
Sincerely,
Me
25. plc - June 4, 2009 4:57 PM
She looks like Olga Kurylenko (Quantum of Solace) without make up on
26. infamous - June 4, 2009 4:57 PM
id so hit that..
27. The Rake - June 4, 2009 5:01 PM
I don't really know who this is (Ive heard the name, what a singer I believe?) but if she left the glasses on, I'd hit. She appears to have some DSLs which helps.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
28. Natalie - June 4, 2009 5:11 PM
My inspiration for "Torn" ?............double anal
29. Awesome - June 4, 2009 5:11 PM
Fuck yeah! Cans!
30. shoe - June 4, 2009 5:17 PM
Suckle me Elmo
31. Jayger - June 4, 2009 5:53 PM
Two D's and an F
32. native new yorker - June 4, 2009 6:03 PM
Nice tits. Are they real?
33. Peaceful Pony - June 4, 2009 6:04 PM
She didn't even write her one hit wonder. She was the second 'artist' to remix that song.
34. ltestington - June 4, 2009 6:19 PM
Didn't she admit publicly that she got implants? Albiet great ones, but still fake
35. mike - June 4, 2009 7:07 PM
@#20: Her surname is at the top of the page, genius.
36. DavidTheMan - June 4, 2009 7:49 PM
I'd hit it repeatedly.
37. Lippen Whiskey - June 4, 2009 10:06 PM
I think she's pretty. And these pics remind me again of the needless cruelty of laws against public nudity. I don't care if they are real or not, they are works of art. Art should be seen. ;)
38. LedZepGirlā„ - June 4, 2009 10:34 PM
Sorry men, but Ms. Imbruglia is a lesbian. Seriously. I've read many articles on websites that say she prefers the ladies.
39. LedZepGirlā„ - June 4, 2009 10:36 PM
Sorry men, but Ms. Imbruglia is a lesbian. Seriously. I've read many articles on websites that say she prefers the ladies.
40. BeezDeep - June 4, 2009 11:07 PM
Stray Bottle Rocket
41. mrmr - June 4, 2009 11:30 PM
i guess its nice to know shes alive???
nice boobies. two thumbs up
42. shannon2 - June 4, 2009 11:38 PM
She is BEAUTIFUL STILL!!!!!
She did "SMOKE". !!!!!
If YOU wrote "smoke" or "Red Dragon" you would be justified in never EVER having to accomplish anything ever again.
I am her fan forever.
...and si, I still worship FLOON the party God , great provider of...well..."smoke".
43. gerard vandenberg - June 5, 2009 12:05 AM
I'm curious: IS SHE PAID, folks?
44. GG1000 - June 5, 2009 12:13 AM
She's (or her surgeon is actually) the winner of the "Best Boob Job' award, that's for sure.
45. Doc - June 5, 2009 4:14 AM
wait for it... Natalie Im-BOOB-lia... score!
46. SammoHung - June 5, 2009 4:37 AM
Wow, #33, I didn't know she was the THIRD artist to cover that same song (by somebody called "Ednaswap"), and ultimately the only one to break through I guess...
And because of that song, she's set for LIFE. Just because she's cute and can sing. Chicks have it so easy.
47. Darth - June 5, 2009 5:37 AM
Halello!
48. David55 - June 5, 2009 6:31 AM
OH, WONDERFUL!
There are many beautiful mature women and men chatting on that community****Cougar Circle***** which designed to help ethnically diverse singles meet new friends and make dates. u will have a more lovely baby not long after......
49. Charley Kane - June 5, 2009 6:46 AM
meh
50. mikeock - June 5, 2009 7:30 AM
Dear Natalie Umbrella...or whatever..
Please e-mail me if you ever need a late night emergency tittie fuck.
51. wtf - June 5, 2009 8:18 AM
when the hell did those surface!?
52. eagle - June 5, 2009 8:40 AM
She's showing the 7 signs of aging. How ironic.
53. Dread not - June 5, 2009 8:44 AM
It's amazing what they're doing with floatation devices these days.
54. Orion - June 5, 2009 8:54 AM
She wasn't set by this song. She was a soap actress in Australia long before this song came out. She makes her living acting, not singing.
55. David55 - June 5, 2009 9:34 AM
OH! NICE!
I know a more interesting site than this*******Cougar Circle . c o m*****It is where single women and men come together for the mutual online dating experience.and it is for free. I lilke the site
56. Meream - June 5, 2009 9:47 AM
Hey, I havent heard about her in a long long time. I didn't know she has those assets, too.
57. Rhialto - June 5, 2009 10:01 AM
It's about 12 years ago since Torn and her looks haven't changed much in my opinion.Probably good genes?
58. igor - June 5, 2009 11:09 AM
yes they are fake, she's a major plastic surgery fan
59. igor - June 5, 2009 11:09 AM
yes they are fake, she's a major plastic surgery fan
60. igor - June 5, 2009 11:09 AM
yes they are fake, she's a major plastic surgery fan
61. treeka - June 5, 2009 11:17 AM
She's so f-ing cute. I used to be so in love with her after seeing her in that vid. Freakin adorable little 90's chick.
62. treeka - June 5, 2009 11:18 AM
She's so f-ing cute. I used to be so in love with her after seeing her in that vid. Freakin adorable little 90's chick.
63. Jenn - June 5, 2009 11:18 AM
@60 - Oh you know everything do you.. shes a major plastic surgery fan? Just major hey! *sarcasm.
SHUT THE FUUUCK UP! you people are sooooo annoying...
64. Fleur - June 5, 2009 11:24 AM
Oh I love her so much! And "Torn" is one of my favorite videos. I always wished I could pull off a short hair cut as well as she does. She still has a rockin' body!
65. karen - June 5, 2009 11:58 AM
Emmmmmm.................is she still not petite??? She looks it to me!
66. e-rock - June 5, 2009 1:35 PM
I don't know, I can usually spot implants right away (I have a good set myelf, very natural looking and feeling), and those puppies look damn good. If they are implants, they are the best set I have ever seen. Well, next to Salma Hayek, and Bar Rafaeli. Her's actually look better then theirs... Pretty good.... I don't know, if they are fake, I would LOVE to know who her doctor was...
I think she is gorgeous either way. I want to go on vacation and go snorkeling!!! Damn you Natalie!
67. Racer X - June 5, 2009 2:57 PM
#31 is the WINNAR!!!
I lol'd
68. syn - June 5, 2009 4:01 PM
She may be pretty, but I will always despise her for the hatchet job she did when she covered "Torn" Ednaswap is one of the most underrated bands ever.
69. Fati - June 5, 2009 4:46 PM
She's beautiful. And surprisingly smart and educated unlike all the Hollywood high school drop-outs.
70. Insatiable Peter - June 6, 2009 7:12 AM
I'll show her a one-hit wonder.
71. David55 - June 6, 2009 9:50 AM
OH, WONDERFUL!
There are many beautiful mature women and men chatting on that community****Cougar Circle***** which designed to help ethnically diverse singles meet new friends and make dates. u will have a more lovely baby not long after......
72. Splooge - June 6, 2009 3:13 PM
She's definitely putting the "ugli" in Imbruglia.
73. csensai - June 6, 2009 7:51 PM
@63, sorry but it *does* look like that Natalie Imbruglia has had several cosmetic treatments, some surgeries and some not. Her torso had a significantly different shape & size when she was MTV's baby.