Jun 17 2009Miranda Kerr and a bunch of models I don't know do topless stuff

omg

I especially love the expression on the girl posing naked with a chicken.

Boring (is this turning into a porn site?)

Ew

That one chick doesn't look like she knows what to do with that cock in her hands....

Thanks for the great mammeries!

HOLY SHIT. i'm totally laughing out loud. this is awesome! they're flat. :]

AKA: The Calendar for girls whose daddies didn't love them enough... or perhaps loved them too much.

It translates better in guinea speak.

I guess the motto is always say yes when the photographer aks you to hold his hose

i love boobies (as much as a somewhat straight adult female can), and i apreciate you posting this, TheSuperficialWriter, but...

THIS SITE IS NOT A PORN/EROTICA SITE!!! Enough with the fucking bikini posts, the Megan Fox for the sake of looking hot posts, the Katie Price posts (because, really, who the fuck gives a flying fuck about her??)

Do I have to copy paste what you (or the original TheSuperficialWriter) wrote at the About section? Ok, I'll copy paste it...

"The Superficial is a brutally honest look at society and its obsession with the superficial."

The superficial does not limit itself with BOOBS.

why are the pictures always shit quality?

@ 10: We have no time for anti-boobery here.

Miranda is so gorgeous. I'm a straight female, but holy shit...I'm jealous, but not in a hateful way - just stunning!

haha, it's the hamster girl.

@12: not at all! the last pic even made me a little hot... but this is not why I come to Superficial.

10 is right....... come on Superfish.

#3, 10 & 16: Grow a pair. This site is clearly more geared towards men of the non-gay variety. If you're a chick and you read this: congrats. All NSFW pics are blocked out. Don't click on them.

Leave the boobs alone or I will hunt you down. Or cry. Either way.

Terri Richardson!!!???? There goes the pirelli calendar. He is THE shittiest photographer to ever live.

I love tits as much as the next straight guy, but really - it's getting so anybody who shows a nipple gets some kind of blurb on Superficial. If I want tits, I can Google "tits" and get 1,000,000 tits. I come here for snotty half-funny comments on vapid celebutards. Do your fucking job, man, and stop trying to prove you're straight when we all know you're as queer as that American Idol pole smuggler.

I love tits as much as the next straight guy, but really - it's getting so anybody who shows a nipple gets some kind of blurb on Superficial. If I want tits, I can Google "tits" and get 1,000,000 tits. I come here for snotty half-funny comments on vapid celebutards. Do your fucking job, man, and stop trying to prove you're straight when we all know you're as queer as that American Idol pole smuggler.

#17 Grow a brain. This site is clearly a gossip site (or was) and majority of readers are female. Since when are straight men interested in celebrity gossip?

Thanks # 17....My thoughts exactly.....

gracie carvalho is gorgeous.

Guess what #7 all the tits you see anymore are FAKE and these are what real tits look like you idiot. They aren't flat, these are what real tits look like but you probably have never seen real ones have you?

The chick dripping wet paint on her body is the only one with nice boobs. And why are these photoshoots...so....backwoods and redneck? If I was a guy, It'd be extremely hard for me to take this shit seriously (in a sexual way). It's just..kinda creepy and flat out ODD.

I'm a straight woman and I like this site, nothing wrong with boobs and gossip

Notice how Miranda Kerr is the only one who doesn't have her tits out on full display in the last pic? She's knows how to keep it tasteful...

This is pretty much great.

I dont believe the chic with the hose is a human coat hanger is she? she gotz hips...So if they cant land an Orlando Bloom, you know whats next right? back to table hosting...

my favorite part is the buttcrack

#1 pic: Miranda Kerr
#2 pic: Rosie Huntington
#3 pic:Rosie Huntington
#4 pic: Ana Beatriz Barros
#5. pic: Catherine McNeil

i'm with #10. what happened to the original writer?

This website is way better than Pariz Hilton. Every other post there is about gays this, gays that...F Prejean (whine whine whine). It gets so annoying -__- At least this guy's funny!! Keep it up. Smash on those celebrities once in awhile tho =)

The Vanity Fair cover says "The Girls from Brazil" in Italian.

thank you #10

i appreciate nice boobs. but i can do without boring repetitive posts. ESPECIALLY Megan Fox does Japan/Korea/London/______<----insert country here. You just made me goddam sick of her. I'm bored as fuck of her! Thanks Fish.

Maybe some more penis or more variety of real celebrities would help.

Kerr looks gross in the main pic with her ribs sticking out like that. Sorry, but skinny is hot; skeletons are not. And she's got nothing on Anna Paquin.

BTW

Larger version of the group shot: http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/388/40548img198122579lo.jpg

this is a porn site now?

Giddyup!

@8, still sucking Drew Pinsky's cock?

Its funny that you call him TERRI RICHARDSON.

#27

It's not because she's tasteful. It's because she knows that otherwise it would be very obvious how flat her chest is compared to the rest.

you people a prudes!
btw they all have such tiny nipples wtf?

GOD!UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[..]Here's Miranda Kerr and a bunch of models whose names aren't important to me posing for famed photographer Terri Richardson for the 2010 [..]

hawt

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What is up with all the people bitching and moaning about the softcore porn on here? I've been reading Superficial for years and it doesn't seem like it's changed all that much.

Goddamn, people love bitching. So do I, that's why I'm bitching right now. About people bitching.

@35 unlike most air-headed female celebrities and their tits, 99.9% of guys in the world, famous or not, know how to keep their shit covered and off the front page.

why did you put a star on her ass in the first pic when she is wearing a thong - is that nudity now?

Oh yeah and that sloth looks fucking smug

Miranda Kerr looks like she hasnt had a meal in several years... holy ribs

God, that Kerr chick is so ugly :-/

it still isn't clear to ya?
WITH ALL THOSE SEX-TAPES & NUDITY PEOPLE WANT A EUROPEAN COURSE?
HALLELUJA FOLKS, better late than never!!

Thank you #12
Say NO to Anti-Boobery!

This site is AWE-Some!!!! 'Nuff Said

The photog Hick is one Luck-Ass bastard.
Is that a tatty of Abe Lincoln on his right pec?

Either way....he's got the job man....telling stunning women to get naked!

Love that last pic of the herd of topless models.

God Bless You Mr. Fish and God Bless BOOBS!

Hello!

Hey I like boobs as much as the next guy, But just what does that have to do with Pirelli Tires?

#33, GAWD NO!! Perez Hilton, PinkIsTheNewBlog and all the gays are terrible, they don't even deserve to be on the same category as TS! I would love to scratch Perez Hilton's face off and rub bleach on it afterwards, but really, I come on this site to read some very insulting politically incorrect celeb bashing, not bikinis and boobs. Mind you, I love boobies, I play with mine everyday more than once a day.
I know where to find bikinis and boobs (and I can always refer to one of The Gays above mencioned for penis and pecks), here I want TSWriter, in all his awesomeness, to fucking insult some celebs!

Ewwwwwwwww, a sloth EXCRETES thru it's skin, it SHITS in it's sweat ! !
Fuckin' nasty.

He looks like a soon to die gay HIV person from the meat packing district/Ram Rod part of town.

FUCK Osama Bin Laden too !

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@57, lol that's true. It'd be nice to see some literal superficial views of hollywood. Remember that plastic surgery "Swan" show they aired for ~two seasons? Can't believe it was actually aired. People resorting to plastic surgery again and again to look better than the other. Sad, and hilarious =[

But seriously, TS >>>>>>>>>> Perez Hilton, even if he writes about boobies all day.

a bunch of hookers that are too stupid to realize they are nothing more then prostitutes.

@ 32 - yup i have been thinking the same thing. The writing has changed.

Have as many boobs as you like but I want the old writer back it used to be way more witty.

Boob + funny commentary = something for everyone.

Yeah i came here for Superfish's journalistic integrity, but stayed for the Mclaughlin group like debates. Im guessing some people just performed spring cleaning in their medicine cabinets. The site is fine you whiners, fish's revenue is at an all time high, give me unexpected boobs or crotch shots or give me death...

TS should just start ANOTHER site dedicated to celebrity porn and let the writers who did the actual celeb gossip come back and give us what we came here for.

And I quote:
"Let's not ruin it with words."

Really? C'mon man, really?

Isn't that your freaking job?

Dirty old man

go to a chat room if you all want to fight about boobs - does anyone notice how rail thin this girl is in this picture? You can see the front AND THE BACK of her ribs! Gross! If the camera does add 10 pounds she must have to ride in a booster seat still because she doesn't meet the weight requirement to legally ride without one!

This site is the gods gift to all hetro males. The only people bored with there sites, have boyfriends.

Is that first photo from Auschwitz circa 1944?

Does the man's right tit (photo number six) have a tattoo of Brian Jones on it?

Because if so then man's right tit (photo number six) FTW.

The Pirelli Calendar is news, not porn

Except the models,i recognize Brasil in his photos.Good job!

This isn't porn, and anyone thinking it is, is a Class A-1 Retard, or worse, some new brand of retard.

This is the human body shown in its natural glory. Those of the complainers may be so raw and ugly as to be labeled porn, but these are simply beautiful.

And like another said...I don't see where anything much has changed. The writing used to be funnier, but other than that...it's still The Superficial.

Yeah I agree about her ribs. She's really cute but she looks too thin in this pic.

Nice and Natural.

She is hot, just saw her profile on------http://hot4date.bravehost.com/love.htm ------so many hot pictures about her are shown there, she is enjoying hot dating there? I even can't believe it.

Italian men are fucking weird. And I mean REAL Italian men, not the ones in the movies. They're a mix between Jews and Eurotrash

does this pirelli guy have a 14in schlong or somethin - how the hell did he pull this off

miranda kerr is perfect

pirelli u da man

mmmmmmmmmm

pretty panties

Going through... withdrawal.... no... silicone....

Why can't straight men like a gossip site?
Just because all the rest are geared towards women doesn't mean men don't like them, it means there was none that catered for men.

If you're female and you don't like this site go visit the thousand of others that cater for you instead of trying to ruin this one.

It seems men can't have anything these days.

Anyway other than the Miranda Kerr (don't know who she is or what she does other than Fish likes her) the rest aren't anything to write home about.

I'm all for real boobs but just because you have them doesn't mean you don't need help there, especially if you're going to show them off.

Come on fish what about Twatney getting engaged again?
give us what we want, other than those complaining this is a porn site.
Keep giving them what they don't want.

Listen. I only come here for the boobs. Thats it... Oh and for the Pratts!

Girls are hot.

Terry Richardson is a waste of flesh. His photos will be forgotten the minute he dies.

Hey #40 "Who Gives a Fuck" (clearly very clever)... I am not sure who Drew Pinsky is, he sounds Polish so he's dumb. But who am I to pass up a good cock! Thanks for the tip!

My ... penis ... is ... very ... very ....happy.

I love the look of the sloth the girl is holding in one picture. BTW, keep up the boob work. I mean good work.

finally some boobs i can relate to. doesn't happen often here.

God bless The Superficial.

Thanks man!

biatcho (how cute,) racist much? Go suck Tom Metzger's cock.

Oh man, the look on the face of that model with the chicken. She looks like she's thinking "when I get my hands on my agent, he's TOAST"

So what IS the trip with naked chicks with animals? A little bestiality with your tires today sir?

she's beautiful. And real breasts. I like that

I dont know if Im too late on this contest, but I agree with all of the other women who have commented earlier on the anti-boobieness.

I have been coming to this site for such a long time and have always favored it over any other celeb blog but I've been finding myself hitting up Perez because everything on here is just boobs and "OMGZ I NEED TO CLEAN UP THE JIZZ ON MY SCREEN." The same tired jokes about getting boners and titty-fucking hot chix is getting old. We only used to see those types of posts at a 1-5 ratio, and now its tits, pussy shots, bikkinis all around.

And to the fkin idiot at the top of the comments that said this page is clearly made for males........... LMFAO. OK BRO. Its called THE SUPERFICIAL, get real.

I miss the old superficial :(((((((

i thought miranda kerr was decent..

The "hick" photographer is Terry Richardson, and he rules.

I would rather see these photos than picture Morgan Freeman boffing his step granddaughter.

if you miss the old superficial, make your own sequel. Stop whining.
thesuperfish rules.

Seriously, if Miranda Kerr were on National Geographic everyone would be talking about how horrible world starvation is. So why is it that when she is a model, she is hot?

Pic #2...niiice. Pics with that gross fucking dude? Delete.

Miranda Kerrs nipples are gorgeous. Wonder how she keeps them so perky.

Miranda Kerr is such a butterface. Her body looks okay, except for the ribs. I miss the hot models we used to have in the late 90s and early 00s.

beautiful

mmm kerr is hot.
Fin

Kerr is promoting concentration camp look. All her bones are visible. Girls, please don’t treasure yourselves on Kerrs way. It is not healthy. And, BTW, is this photo also for the good reason, like one “for koalas” on the cover of the Rolling Stone? Or this one is just for money? Mrs Kerr is obviously hungry- for money, fame and food.

For those posting here who are against nude pics on this site - if you don't like it, then get the fuck out. That is all :D

Nice to see so many gorgeous women showing off their tongue candy