Jun 15 2009Megan Fox goes braless in Germany

first! theheee

Lol first, by accident.

I don't think her extensions are quite long enough... yeah... anyways, I think she looks waaaay better now than she did in the first Transformers. She was so scary skinny then! Oh, and Shia Labeouf = hotness.

Stfu Rosie and die a slow death!

Meh. Skinny girls who get implants always look the same - armpit boobs with walleyed nips. Also she could have used another quarter-inch layer of makeup to cover up her bumpy facial skin.

All of us here at DIPSTIX say...SAUCY!!!!!!

What is it with this bitch? She's hideous and skanky. I would def not hit it. Those tattoos complete cancel out all of her other decent features! Boo sandwich upon her!

Kidding. She's fucking amazing and I'm jealous. Just wanted to make fun of all the losers who are in "megan fox is smoking hot denial fan-club"

What is it with this bitch? She's hideous and skanky. I would def not hit it. Those tattoos completley cancel out all of her other decent features! Boo sandwich upon her!

Kidding. She's fucking amazing and I'm jealous. Just wanted to make fun of all the losers who are in "megan fox is smoking hot denial fan-club"

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why now her tits are so small?!?!?!?

@Amy.... I just rubbed one out to your myspace page. Thank you.

wow
she could pop an eye out with those.

she's not that pretty when she pulls her hair back...angelina jolie pulls her hair back and still looks beautiful...this chick has weird ears and her eyes seem a little too close to each other...and way too much makeup

I dont think she has fake boobs, does she??

sexy, if you ignore the toe thumbs.

Her breasts are small but at least they’re real and perky.

I’ve literally had superficial open all day, man I love hot women, they really rev my engine.

sexy, if you ignore the toe thumbs.

Who's the wavy haired guy she's with? Does he act too?

holy mother of god she is so hot
some of you are real dull...she's ugly...she's skanky...okay, whatever...I'd say about 99% of the male population in the entire fucking world would disagree with you

@Amy - i just rubbed one out to your friend amber's myspace page. thanks!

I wanted to rub one out to molly's, but the bitch set hers to private and the lighting on the profile pic was to bad to get a full erection.

Hello Nurse!

yeah she's luscious, so what.

Too much of this bitch now.

Amy - nice titties! Your husband looks like a mondo douche though.

She is stunning, though in these photos it looks like she is having a bad moment with her facial skin. Happens to all of us.

Amy's titties should be on this site.
Amy, nice titties.

Now is she could only go tattoless.

@Amy, cool pic of beached manta ray

25 - Amy's skin is soooo much better than Megan Fox's. Amy's got a lot nicer breasts too.

So at first I was kidding about Amy, but upon further review.... I would totally go down on you. You're just the kind of girl I dream of disappointing.... sexually, I mean.

yeah okay cool whatever

Ahahah! Her tits aren't real! Did she get some extra botox before this? She has bad skin.

But she looks good in red.

It would be hilarious to see her trip on that long dress!

Gentlemen, who would you rather tie up and ejaculate on while their significant other pretends to sob while secretly playing pocket pool, Amy or Megan Fox? The both have fake boobs and a "me" complex, so I'm torn... a little help here!

Does anyone else think she looks like Courtney Cox in that first picture?

Heather Graham has her beat. Heather looked much hotter and with less makeup. Plus, her boobs looked better too.

lmao @ toe thumbs

How come a gossip hound like fish doesn't know this thumb challanged sweety have topless pic out there?

borrrrrrrrring. Holla at your boy when you've got some double-D's, skinny bitch.

@34

Amy 1
MF 0

AMY FTW

Gary is a faggot

one might think that as a future lawyer, mrs. cauthen-marshall would be smart enough not to link information that can be easily used to get her full name and where she works. i dunno.

Holy shit she should never wear her hair like that again, those jughead ears and the bad skin make her look very blah.

ok I give up. I love her.

Thanks 39 and 40... I mean, I'm not sure if that means Amy should be in Transformers 3: Beeotches with Bolt Ons, but she looks like she's at least shown her tits to the mailman more than once. Amy kind of looks like she would cry if you ask her to play the ol' skin flute, so I'm leaning toward MF myself...

braless? man the the fuck are you all kidding? she ain't wearing ANY underwear...

--ap

Damn,
I have to check this Amy chick out when I get home and can actually get on myspace.

she looks hot, except of her thumbs!

Actually, Kim, her breasts are implants. I always thought they looked good though. Some girls get them way too large for their bodies but hers look natural and fit her perfectly! She's gorgeous.

Ridiculously hot body, despite her indecorous, vulgar, improper, unsuitable, inappropriate, unladylike, crude and ugly MM tatoo...

Megan's bod + Angelina Jolie's head would = the hottest woman alive

Nice how they got closeups of toe-thumb. Usually it's closeups of the girls rack. Maybe they're closeups of those thighs. They look as though they could break steel.

Amy is way hotter and she doesn't have hammer thumbs

http://std-aids.mybrute.com/

Wow...I didn't know NOT hiding behind a computer made me have a "me" complex. If I were ugly, I wouldn't have been accused of having a "me complex." Just the truth.

Being a woman: If you're ugly: "Look at that ugly bitch, she deserves to die!"
If you're pretty: "Look at that bitch. She's so full of herself. She's a total whore because, well, she's all...pretty and shit! She deserves to die!...after I 'hit it' of course."

Also, for the person who "rubbed one out" to a picture of my face (yes, my profile pic is just my face), you must have had a traumatic childhood. You must of been the kid that got the rando hard-ons 24/7 in school. I'm actually kind jealous. Life must be one large orgasm for you: Walk, walk, walk, lady....orgasm...walk, walk, walk, walk, lady, oRgaSm, walk, walk, walk, walk, male chode...ORGASM!

You know, if she's so sick of everyone comparing her to Angelina Ho-lie, then she should probably stop going out of her way to look/dress/pose/behave like her.

Who cares about Megan Fox's thumbs! Who are you, George Costanza?
#45, you're right...I probably would cry.

Who cares about Megan Fox's thumbs! Who are you, George Costanza?
#45, you're right...I probably would cry.

Who the fuck cares about her thumbs? She is on fire!!! Amy, rubbing one out onto your face is what we are all about. I mean, you know that. C'mon now...

Nice attempt to look classy! Nothing says sophistication like a tattoo on marilyn monroe on your arm!! You can take the girl outta the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl!

If I were ugly, I wouldn't have been accused of having a "me complex."

Hilarious!

Not but in all seriousness, great tits.

@Ryan/41 -- so I'M a faggot b/c i like chick with a nice rack, not ones that have the same bra size as a 14YO boy? might need to take the dicks out of your mouth, youngin.

#58 you know what I meant. And you are disgusting.

#60 you laugh, but you know it's true.

(clapclapclapclapclap) There's Amy ladies and gents! Just look at her... smiling for the camera... having to "prove" she's not "not" hot... what a doll face... what a giver... well, not of "head" , but still... AMY! AMY! AMY!

And to quote the good Mr McBeef...

No but in all seriousness, great tits.

She will not age well.

most overrated girl ever. Geez, her skin looks like a meth addict.

#63, you say that I have great tits like it's something to be ashamed of. Like I should crawl into a hole and cry about how great they are. Trying to demean me by saying I have great tits doesn't work. It's like me saying "Shut up, yeah yeah yeah Mr. McBeefy and Casper the ghost, but in all seriousness....nice cock. Nice, huge, immaculate penis." See, it doensn't work. Do you feel dirty and demeaned now that I said you had nice cocks? Now shut up and get back to having god-like cocks. Now.

holy crap there is nothing i wouldn't do to/for this chick...fuck she's hot.

Language lesson for the day.

The german word for bra-less? "Titzafloppen"

Amy - not sure why you think we are attempting demean you by crudely complimenting your ample bosom, but whatever.

Amy, I think you're a self absorbed vapid and sometimes clever lonely chick with freezing off her pair of store bought tits that would even look good on an 80 year old.

Is that better, counselor? And stop talking about the ol' zipper dragon, ya freak.

Casper, think what you want. My breasts are real...not that it matters. I have no reason to lie to you as I don't know you...other than either you are jobless or really shitty at your job because you post on here 24/7. I have an excuse...it's my off-day.

Just because my boobs are rather large and semetrical does not mean that they are fake. Nice try though. Anyway, you guys embarassed me so much that I took down any pictures showing any hint of cleavage. See, this is why we can't have nice things.

Mcbeefy, you are okay.

Nice skin, Megan. *blank stare*

If I HAD a penis, IT wouldn't be happy right now.

So I didn't mean to turn this into Amy-palooza. I was just making an aimless lewd comment. Never could have imagined it would catch on as such. No big. You really should be flattered.

Oh yea... Gran Torino sucked.

Just bring on the Transformer 2 Movie will ya. I'll See Megan Fox on the Big Screen then. She knows how to draw the attention of her fans though.

the assman likey.

#74...dogging Gran Torino is the first thing that's angered me on this site. Anything Clint Eastwood is awesome. The good, bad, and the ugly, A fist full of dollars, For a few dollars more, etc. are all sheer perfection.

Amy... I would mostly agree with you but the acting in GT was so horrible I honestly couldn't take it seriously. It was like a community theater production for the most part. Eastwood didn't do himself any favors, either. That growling noise? Ninja please.

The dress she's wearing is almost the same exact one Angelina wore to Cannes recently, with the super-high slit up the thigh and one shoulder on the back being exposed precisely where their tattoos are.

Okay, the Asian girl was a really bad actress, but I thought Eastwood did a great job. He always growls when he speaks (like since the 60's)...and plus, he had lung cancer in the movie. That's probably part of the reason. I liked his quick-witted racist comments. I'm from Alabama, so it hit home with some of the really old folks that I know.

So Amy... You want to make out?

Gotta say, funniest thing I saw on Amy's page was a photo of her and her hubby standing either side of a black dude in a photo named "Our butler"

wow.

Sure, why not. Give me a call: 867-5309. Or we could meet up on myspace, facebook, twitter, friendster, blogspot, or any of the other million annoying social networking sites.

#82-- I can change it to say "our slave" if you'd like.

We were in Jamaica. Did you know that most folks are black in Jamaica? Would it have been more appropriate had I asked for a white butler? Anyway, don't feel sorry for Jamaican butlers...they make more than most of us and don't do anything besides make you reservations, etc. They don't actually clean your rooms or anything.

WTF?

Dumbest thread ever.

and that's something I NEVER thought could be accomplished. awesome job guys.

Amy, you are wayyyy to hot for dorky Rod Blagojevich hair husband of yours.

She went to Germany, her nipples went down under.

She's like an uglier, trashier Angelina. I had a chuckle out of one of the gossip magazine's with her and Angelina's picture that was titled "ITS WAR" Pluhleeze, this skank isn't even worth the cost of Angelina's pinky fingernail.

I'm scoring this to Amy. She OWNED you guys LOL

"Not to be topped..."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Golden

Amy, do you feel like you are important now? You are certainly one of the more boring posters. That thing about Jesus on your childish Facebook page, are you serious? Wow, I am really amazed how dumb and easily fooled the average idiot really can be.
Now come back with some material next time or post some pics of your gash.

ANYONE ELSE NOTICE HOW THE KEYHOLE ON HER DRESS...IS OUTLINED IN A FRIGGIN SNAKE???? Obviously not a real snake...but...why..?

Is it just me or are they uneven?

#91 Jealous much?

Me Complex = Amy

linking your myspace account on a blog's comment section. seriously, why would someone do this and why would anyone NOT have their profile set to private these days. that screams i want attention.

posting comments about how hot a girl is and then going on to belittle yourself and talk about how ugly you are and how fat your ass is when in reality you're reaonably attractive is another indicator. sure, you can say you're being sarcastic, but it still screams ME!

the most priceless thing is that you've somehow gotten an entire comments section to talk about you when there's pictures of megan fox with tittay hard-ons. you're basically famous now.

#95 Eh, I post my profile so that I can be held accountable for my "mouthing off." I don't like to hide behind a computer like a lot of people. Also, I'm friends with a lot of folks on here. If you think that means I have a me-complex, then okay, fine. I don't know you, nor do I have anything to prove to you. I get no high from you looking at my profile because I will never meet you. Ever. My blog, where I live, and pictures are set to private. Is that a good enough explaination for you, Mr. or Mrs. Psychiatrist?

You see, I think you are jealous. You wish you were brave enough to be held accountable for what you spew online. But you're not.

Oh, and #91, please spare us your "I don't belive in Jesus and I'm an atheist" bullshit. You are neither new nor revolutionary. You're a dime a dozen now, and nobody thinks you are "cutting edge."

who gets held accountable for what they post in comments sections? that is retarded. i also find it extremely lame that someone actually spent an entire day responding to posts on the superficial. it really is embarrassing. i will show you how it's done by not responding (or even looking - maybe i'll peak) to any sad attempts you might try to make to justify your Me Complex.

Oh, and #91, please spare us your "I don't belive in Jesus and I'm an atheist" bullshit. You are neither new nor revolutionary. You're a dime a dozen now, and nobody thinks you are "cutting edge."
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I agree with you 100% on this one.

Oh, and #91, please spare us your "I don't belive in Jesus and I'm an atheist" bullshit. You are neither new nor revolutionary. You're a dime a dozen now, and nobody thinks you are "cutting edge."
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I agree with this 100%

Whoa she's got a booty!

http://www.BreakupMakeup.com

i don't think anyone else has been able to look past her boobs long enough to notice what an amazing dress she is wearing. that snake thing looks soooooo cool!

but...her hair looks like shit. and she's not as pretty with less makeup.

and @#64 - i agree completely. i am her age and look about 8 years younger. she actually looks 30+ already.

This isn't her best look, the hair pulled back look is not a good look for her - too much focus on her skin and ears - why does her neck look so wrinkly in pic 2. The 5th pic of her is hott, but any close ups of her just reveals all the work that she has done. She seems to young for all the work she has had. I hope she makes the most of this attention because guaranteed it won't last - the face but her body will look good. Always thought she had a nice look minus the elbows on down.

This isn't her best look, the hair pulled back look is not a good look for her - too much focus on her skin and ears - why does her neck look so wrinkly in pic 2. The 5th pic of her is hott, but any close ups of her just reveals all the work that she has done. She seems to young for all the work she has had. I hope she makes the most of this attention because guaranteed it won't last - the face but her body will look good. Always thought she had a nice look minus the elbows on down.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! she looks old!!! so much older than her 24!!! like she is at least 34. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! she only has another couple of years left. thank god. talentless skank with bad skin and silicone lips

who cares!

and Gary is a faggot!

Foxx is hott

You live near me Amy.... I'll be watching you :o)

I found you on Facebook Amy. Accept my friend request. Love the scuba picture.

http://www.peekyou.com/Amy_Cauthen/3702378
I love this Halloween costume on you. Do you still have it??

# 95 is spot on.

Love Megan's dress. The snake detail is fab.

that blog about her clubbed thumb really ruined it for me. she's hideous now you bastards! oh well, plenty of other fish to fantasize about.

I'M SUPER BORED OF THESE MEGAN FOX POSTS. SAME OUTFIT/ PROMOTING THE SAME MOVIE just different location. I GET IT ALREADY. You've made me bored of her. NEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXT!!!!!

the clubbed thumb looks like a big toe.

NAIVE AMERICA STILL DON'T GET IT?
this is the cheap version of attracting more folks, FOLKS!!

Amy took down her cleave pics? Dupont will be disappointed...

Ouch the 2nd pic looks like someone photoshopped it to make her look like a donkey.... wow thats a horrible shot

coupled with the inch thick makeup... geez.....

Braless AND pantyless??

Whose legs are more sexy,hers or Angelina Jolie's legs?

Hideous piece of shit with wonky tits- FAIL.

next?

@ Darth.

Angelina all the way.

This chick is kind of gross and pointless.

men's standards of hot women are much dif from women's standards of hot women. women are more critical than men of other women, for obvious reasons. it doesn't mean women are jealous or anything like that, it's just the same way a guy may be more critical of other men with regards to their looks, success, money, etc. you just have to know your competition.

that being said, i agree that megan is an attractive lady. but these pictures have lead me to believe that, although pretty, she's not the most beautiful woman in the world or even close. the most beautiful woman in the world wouldn't look like an alien with her hair pulled back. and she wouldn't be so insecure about herself to have multiple plastic surgeries and, also, to emulate other people (i.e. angelina jolie). she also wouldn't brag about how sex-crazed she is just to grab attention from men. that is not beautiful and that is not classy.

that's my objective view of this chick as another woman. and, again, i'm not jealous. i'm thin and attractive and don't need to put down others to make myself feel good. i'm just looking at her the way model scouts look at people. and i would give credit where credit's due. either you're ridiculously good-looking or you're not.

on another note, why aren't there more men posted up on this page? seems it's all geared to perv men who either want to drool over hot women or bash ugly ones. never did like this site for that.

I just fapped to Amy again. God, that felt good.

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/8677/icame.jpg

i agree #120, she is definitely very, very pretty. she is striking. but she is not THE most beautiful woman i have ever seen, by any means. and that hair do is telling. she should NEVER wear it that way again. whether or not a woman can pull her hair back and look good is a a test of her true beauty, i think. without that coloring (and makeup) she is just another homely girl at the trailer park.

what's going on with the hair megan ?? you look like shit in pic 2.

she needs a good british rogering

I look at these pics and yaaaaaaawn...... This girl is so over-rated. Hollywood is boring. Where are the REAL beauties??? I miss the days when women actually had a natural sexual aura about them and weren't considered sexy because they say they're bi or have fake tits and lips. Boring boring boring. Anyone can buy that shit. I miss scripts and scenes that were interesting because there was a naturalness about the scene. Now the girls look like hippies or porn stars.

124 i agree with you she needs some british sausage in her lol
amy sorry had to look at your my space after all the comments on here and your pics are gone :(

Look to finger!!

Its gotta be said, i am really not a fun of her tattoo! What a waste!

Very Small Breast !