Jun 28 2009Lindsay Lohan's Swimsuit Party

toooo skinny

what's with the weird contacts? also, what's with the superficial not being funny anymore?

She's 23 ? ?? ? Holy crap, cocaine is a helluva drug :D it makes u 10 years ..no wait...18 years older then u look :D !

She used to be pretty... but then again, she used eat food.

She's so nasty she makes me involuntarily bulimic. Cover up that nasty freckled hide already.

I love Lindsay more than crack!!

looks so amazing
leave lindsay alone!!

Pic #10, is that guy with the black hat sucking Lindsay's cock?

Dude, I'm not going to lie..that coral swimsuit is hot! I don't think her contacts look bad. They're pretty. She should in fact...try eating once in a while. It's amazing what food can do for you =)

Yeah, sure, they made her a "cake". What was in that "cake"? Was it crumb a "cake" that conveniently crumbled into a fine white powder, when they placed it on the mirrored surface plate? And was said "cake" delivered via a "mules" rectum? In all fairness, Lindsay looks hot! As she ages and the hole she burns through her nasal cavity slowly causes her to experience "snow blindness" when she "powders her nose", causes her to stop her partying ways. She'll gain weight gradually over the years, thus having a quasi Suzanne Somers like hotness through her late twenties, on into her thirties, forties and beyond, well into her later years. Pulled that name out of moth balls, Suzanne Somers. Wait... Suzanne Somers... Chrissy Snow... snow.... blow... Lindsay Lohan... F'n weird,man! This is all banking on Lindsay not burning out all her brain cells, then deciding that she's really a man named, Lincoln Lohan, or, Linc, for short, a la, Chad/ Chastity Bono. Lindsay with a penis she didn't strap on... scary!

All those bathing suit shots and not one cameltoe...very disappointing.

i would pump her so long and hard she would give up girls forever!

those swimsuits r freaking adorable!!!! I love them all!

#10 Dread not...Dude, you gotta get yo self into a rehab.

Lindsay has major emotional problems! She needs serious professional help!

Lindsay has major emotional problems! She needs serious professional help!

Damn...Id love to stretch her ass with my cock then watch her lick it clean...then watch her go over and cram her tongue down Samantha's throat.

Shes pretty hot when she isnt dolled up, dressed weird, wearing stupid heels or trying to be stylish. Shes more of a jeans & tshirt kind of slut.

lookin rabid.

why did pill popping death take michael jackson and not this retarded whore?

all of the bathing suits = super ugly
I know she's broke but can't she find anything better?

Why does she always have a phone in her hand? She waiting for her "agent" to call her with some work? And when I say "agent" I mean drug dealer, and when I say "work" I mean crack.

She is truly an American treaure.

Not bad.

Not bad.

WTF, totally gross. What are those on her feet, flippers.

I'm guessing this party involved no swimming whats so ever. Just changing into various swim suits with matching shoes.

so shes getting paid by showing up at her birthday party and modeling a line of swimwear. classy.
thanks everyone for showing up!

Since lilo retired from the jizz biz, things aint the same anymore! that red outfit is amazing, she does it justice but shes a little bit off for some reason...btw that ass is visually appalling....

Look at all of that pussy around her. No wonder Lindsay is smiling. There is going to be a lezzie orgy for her b-day. She gets to unwrap all of the girls "presents".

I LOVE THAT CORAL BATHING SUIT I WANT IT. I PROBABLY CAN'T AFFORD IT BUT IT WILL BE MINE.

Photo #10: Is that her muff hair in a bouquet?

she's looking a bit weathered; she needs to cut the extreme partying or her shelf life won't extend to her thirties

Something about her face in these pictures just looks... wrong.

She looked her best back when she was dating Wilmer. You know when she was her natural self w/ meat on her bones...

She's so fucking BEAUTIFUL! Just wish she'd get healthy and eat some veggies! She's my thinspo, but I'm doing it the right way!

Good, she needs to eat some damn cake. If she didn't have those big floppy boobs she'd have the body of a twelve-year old.

this is one chick who i don't really care to see in a bikini @ all...excuse me while i hurl..

NO Thanks.

She's hooked through the gills.

She's got a raging coke burn going on in her brain here. You can see it in her eyes.

Too bad for her. She's pretty, and talented. But she's burning herself up.

why ayou even posting... how are we gonna protect our welf n privlig...what ? why are you watchin us ?

just diussapointed is all

v v v v v v v sad people

I wish a thousand times be her and live her life. It's so damn free and happy

lindsey looks soo great. everybody is justjealous of how great of a body she has and in denial.she's so cute.

23? She looks older than me and I'm 26.

she looks like she's in her 30's or 40's.
her bones protruding out just looks gross.
she makes me want to get fat.

she looks like she's in her 30's or 40's.
her bones protruding out just looks gross.
she makes me want to get fat.

i hate gingers. fucking freckles all over. and those horrible knees and fugly shoes.. other than that her body is -okay-, maybe a little on the skinny side.

She used to be so hot. Remember the Santa outfit from Mean Girls?

http://www.randomimage.us/29873.html

Honestly I can't think of anyone else like her so she's deffinately her own person and certainly lived more than most of her detractors, plus she looks like a naughty wendie's girl which is pretty awesome.

I love this site just because it reminds me how piggly brittney is, how ironic it is that aguilara is still hot and how much of a minx lohan is with her dark eye make-up rawr!

@46

WOW! I have forgotten that! Thanks for bringing the sexy back!

Only 23 huh, Seems like ages ago she was young and hot. She's not aging well.

WTF is with her really high belly button?

She's looking pretty okay here. She must be back to sucking Sam's cock again.

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I love lindsay!!!

I love lindsay!!!

she's too skinny, but she's still hot as shit some how. looks especially doable in the red one.

That suit is fug ugly.

I'd fuck her freckles off.

She is a train wreck. Looks like a Trailer park ho.

those have got to be the funkiest and weirdest bikinis ever

Hello?

She looks amazing, I wish I could wear a coral bandage as a swimsuit and look that great.

Go on with your fine self!
Coke is the breakfast of champions

She looks amazing, I wish I could wear a coral bandage as a swimsuit and look that great.

Go on with your fine self!
Coke is the breakfast of champions

A diet from booze,coke and pills leave always its signature somehow.But congrats with her birthday!

She looks amazing, I wish I could wear a coral bandage as a swimsuit and look that great.

Go on with your fine self!
Coke is the breakfast of champions

I'm sorry, but I'd still stuff my meat sausage in her. I'd have fun breaking her in half. I bet she fucks like a champ. Ooh, Lindsay, I got a protein shake for ya right here. Time for dinner, love. Nummy nummy.

Isn't she following a Weight Watcher's program?

she's still got the stuff

I think Lindsay looks great! She actually has some thighs so it doesn't look like she is starving herself anymore. It looks like she has put on a little weight and now she looks amazing! Now she just needs a bit more muscle tone in her arms and rear to have the perfect body. I wish she would stop tanning and I am glad that she embraces her freckles (we are all different and beautiful). Still can't do anything about the stupid.

the longer she's jobless THE MORE CLOTHES SHE LOOSES!!
...................................when will she do the "ADULT-MOVIES"?

Knee Ya Ha Ha : And in other news. So my friend 'Frank' from 16th floor come over. 'Frank' as some of you may, or may not know, watch a lot of movie. So I have o9n hand - a little bit of popcorn. Hello 'Frank'
'Frank' from 16th Floor : Hi everybody ! I'm over at Knee's. He's up on 17 - I'm down on 16. (What that '9' doing there before 'hand' Knee?)
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Right. So we fire up the Somali Pirate satellite (tm) and look for latest episode of that 'Mary Tyler Moore' show.

TIME OUT !.
Let's face it #70 -'Knee'. No one really gives a shit what floors you and this 'Frank' character are supposedly living on.
I mean in the bigger scheme of things - what does it really matter ?
'Exactwee ?'

Knee Ya Ha Ha : Notes ? ....You ????
Asshole.

Ok please someone verify what im looking at. In pic 1, view the full size and tell me what is hanging down from her bikini bottoms. I know her shit is ripped up like roast beef but wtf

She has the worst taste in shoes!

She looks hot!!

Hey - anyone know who makes that bikini? hit me up at brandi1013@aol.com - Thanks!!!! :)

#73- #75.
gR-wAIT points all.
But what you weelee twying to sway here exacxtwee ?
Inside job ?

Well. Ok. Brandi #76 - you've just won the - 'Destroying the Pathos Award'
( for June)
(IE when # 77 said # 73-75 - he was weelee ready to extend to # 76 - that type of thing)

look at the dodgy fake tan - this girl always looks a weird orange colour whether it be hair, freckles- mixed with pale pale white - 1st picture , bottom row, her underarm is dark orange, the rest is MILK

Good. point #79.
I predict she has red hair....and....and....

(....And inside job)

You are great, I am one of your fans for 2 years, but I am not sure of the reason why your profile was found on Celeb mingle. com? Don`t you know your fans[Including me] will be sad about this?

I would not hit this without a condom.

But I would hit it.

First of all whats with the stripper shoes?

Secondly I think this could be Lyndsays lasting gift to the world, I say all women should have bikini birthday partys. In fact you dont even need bikinis - after all it just lookes like she took her skirt off in half the pics...

So lets do that - no skirt birthday partys for all... wahoo....

I love those Gene Simmons shoes. They definitely rrrrrraaaaaaaaawk! I wonder if they have dry ice in 'em so some really kewl vapor comes out during the monster jam.

#76, it's Herve Leger.
http://www.herveleger.com/spring2009/index.php
We are back to bandage clothing thanks to him.
Lindsay looks fine to me, just too slim, that ages everyone.

I would so totally hit that. Sorry haters, but she's a fox.

@46....you are fucking nasty!!!! LOL!

Ugh, she would actually look cute for once in that bikini, and then she has to go and throw on the ugliest fucking shoes.

Good lord she's beautiful. All of you hateful people are only hurting yourselves. Stop calling every skinny person anorexic. She has a sexy body and a beautiful smile. I love you Lindsay, come over and make sweet lesbian love to me. Bwahaha

Oow...ye! its sow hot girls.....

Its...all hot girls...flow less and beautiful?

Those bikinis are not flattering. But it must be nice to get paid to have a birthday party.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, only Lindsay Lohan would think she is important enough to change three times her bathing suit...she is such a moron, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, only Lindsay Lohan would think she is important enough to change three times her bathing suit...she is such a moron, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Never thought spines were attractive. She's
gonna have to start eating more Linds.
Give me cupcakes.
You and I can share. Needs to
Up her weight by 10 pounds.
Never had much to say about her.
gonna watch means girls again.
let you know how that goes.
you know, it's just that her weight is
down.

It looks like she's becoming hipless! She acts more like
a band singer than an actress!

That girl has the filthy hands of a roofer. That last pic is grusome.

gross and irrelevant.

She's skinny yet somehow doughy...completely untoned.

pic#16
remember this one, that street corner chic will be on a mug shot soon....she looks like she just banged Gary Busey.

PLEASE, for the love of God, fat chicks who love this bathing suit, DO NOT try this at home.

Hideous shoes, man, hideous !!!

lindsay is looking like shit again as usual.

Those shoes are disgusting- wtf??

The girl has no body. She couldn't even get work in the porn industry looking like that except for the possible leaked home porn movie that would get a short stint in the torrent world.

What an awkward looking little boy.

She may be a little skinny but she looks pretty freaking good in those suits!

She should use some of her money to buy an ass.

Gee, the hooker/porn queen "fuck-me" shoes really just make the outfit...

she looks so hot with red hair, yum...wish she'd get her shit together and make another funny movie

I think her body would be fine if she only had an ass.. she actually looks like she's maybe gained 3-5 pounds here.

umm--is this a twelve year old boy? she has the figure of a BROOMSTICK! i see alot of people with this unfortunate body--zero hips, no claves, no ass, no leg meat, twig arms but somehow giant pendulous breasts. um, enjoy, america!

SICK her thighs protrude more than her hips! When she was chunky her legs were always the fattest and nastiest part of her like frecked bratwurst sausages all cankle-y and swollen looking. She just blah, not remotely hot enough to compensate for what a crazy ass bitch she is. It's all about he crzy hot scale.

I wanna do her so baaaaaaaaaaaad! Aaaargh!

What cracks me up is I can go to the store in any town in America and find within moments girls that are far more attractive than this twit. Yet people fawn over her and she makes money off the attention. It's laughable.

I would lather her in Toby juice and then let her fondle my juicy Man Boobs.

Get this bitch a number 4. Fuck it, super size it too.

where can i find a swimsuit like that?

At first, I didn't think she looked too bad, until I got to that shot of her from the back. Spine sticking out with a flat butt? There is no way that's healthy. If she doesn't quit the partying, drinking, drugging, and starving she's going to be dead before she hits 40. I can't believe she's only 23.

goodness gracious!!!...could she be any more hotter? ...or ANYONE for that matter?!

did I mention that she's the hottest creature ,ever?...well, I just in case I didn't...she's all that AND BEYOND!!!

Man, I see so many places I would put my mouth on that girl. she is soo sexy. I'd empty myself deep in that girl

Finally some pictures where she looks almost happy!

And to agree with #120, 121 and 122 -- I would wreck that chick! :D

Wait... I think I just threw-up in my mouth a little bit. Now I have that lingering taste of vomit in my throat.

check out the stolen jewels :))))))

the only jewel I'd like to steal is between those hot, sexy, creamy thighs. MAN I want to hit that! no condom too. no pulling out.....

the only jewel I'd like to steal is between those hot, sexy, creamy thighs. MAN I want to hit that! no condom too. no pulling out.....

she's one big ugly freckle. freakin' leprechaun

This girl is way too skinny. It make her freakin ugly. Don't know what she's doin but she needs to stop. Her problem though.

I would give her my Toby juice and then run her so she could get smaller. I love bony chicks.

Im surprised she didnt try to snort the cake

I agree, I would totally stretch her ass, although she does look skinnier I would still dump a nut all over her cute face...she used to have full perky tits, wtf? damn coke. i could totally see lind snorting a nine inch line off my bat, man, anyone else agree she would make for a great face/throat fuck? somethin about that face, calling to me,
nuts deep! peace linds, hope your happy and remember, choke on the cock, guys love that shit. fuck the hate and the haters, luv ya

i think everyone should leave lindsay alone she is only 23 for god sake and she has been through alot in her life so just focus on your own life instead of hers and criticizing someone who has done nothing wrong its the media who hurt people how do you think she feels being followed constantly in her life everywhere she goes .

i think everyone should leave lindsay alone she is only 23 for god sake and she has been through alot in her life so just focus on your own life instead of hers and criticizing someone who has done nothing wrong its the media who hurt people how do you think she feels being followed constantly in her life everywhere she goes .

i think everyone should leave lindsay alone she is only 23 for god sake and she has been through alot in her life so just focus on your own life instead of hers and criticizing someone who has done nothing wrong its the media who hurt people how do you think she feels being followed constantly in her life everywhere she goes .

i think everyone should leave lindsay alone she is only 23 for god sake and she has been through alot in her life so just focus on your own life instead of hers and criticizing someone who has done nothing wrong its the media who hurt people how do you think she feels being followed constantly in her life everywhere she goes .

i think everyone should leave lindsay alone she is only 23 for god sake and she has been through alot in her life so just focus on your own life instead of hers and criticizing someone who has done nothing wrong its the media who hurt people how do you think she feels being followed constantly in her life everywhere she goes .

What's up with Lindsay's face? Looks like someone needs to try BellaClear Acne Solution - Free Trial

WTF!!!! She is a total SKANK!!!!!!

WTF!!!! She is a total SKANK!!!!!!

WTF!!!! She is a total SKANK!!!!!!

I would bang her ahole so hard, she would need diapers forever.

Why do I think Lindsay Lohan is pretty and yet 5 minutes ago when I called Megan Fox ugly I was called jealous and a fat, spotty, woman hater ??

Is Lindsay Lohan and the other females I like, are they not in fact female??
To top it all off Lohan cant act and Fox herself has said that Transformers is not her acting, she is there for eye candy and she admits it is a stepping stone for her (good luck lol)

Lohan CAN act*

Fox can't.

Yep, she's clean now. Totally clean. These pix prove it. No drugs or drink. No sireee......

No way that's Miley. The girl beside Lindsay's leg as normal sized teeth.

I wonder if the dude in the pool with the bunned up ponytail (kinda looking like a topless ugly chick from the back) is stirring up all kinds of weird emotions from LL?

Why does she still have those hooker shoes on with her bikini? I guess when you're broke you need to do with what you have...

She is/was a beautiful girl but the effects of the drugs are so obvious ... she has no muscle tone, her skin has no glow at all, her eyes are empty, & she looks dried out, burnt, poisoned, pathetic, desperate ... like so many addicts

I love her,Skinny is B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L

Lindsay i love you !!!You wild and crazy spoiled rotten spankin' needing beautiful REDHEADCASE .... You been a bad girl.But old Billy boy here aka the do right man gggggrrrrrrrrr would teach that fickle dj you are with Sam Ronson some lessons on the art of french style loving.

Call me baby doll!!!! : )
I love that chick.Her mother is a messed up misfit...the old man is literally certifiable.
Genetics and Nature determine our fates1000 times more than enviroment folks.Contrary to what the lying media has been spewing out to us lemmings.

Lindsay i love you !!!You wild and crazy spoiled rotten spankin' needing beautiful REDHEADCASE .... You been a bad girl.But old Billy boy here aka the do right man gggggrrrrrrrrr would teach that fickle dj you are with Sam Ronson some lessons on the art of french style loving.

Call me baby doll!!!! : )
I love that chick.Her mother is a messed up misfit...the old man is literally certifiable.
Genetics and Nature determine our fates1000 times more than enviroment folks.Contrary to what the lying media has been spewing out to us lemmings.

Lindsay i love you !!!You wild and crazy spoiled rotten spankin' needing beautiful REDHEADCASE .... You been a bad girl.But old Billy boy here aka the do right man gggggrrrrrrrrr would teach that fickle dj you are with Sam Ronson some lessons on the art of french style loving.

Call me baby doll!!!! : )
I love that chick.Her mother is a messed up misfit...the old man is literally certifiable.
Genetics and Nature determine our fates1000 times more than enviroment folks.Contrary to what the lying media has been spewing out to us lemmings.

She REALLY does it for me and 4 most men with a set of stones.And a few broads with a set too.The girl is just freaky fire crotch hot.Shes a bit jaded-looney and thats even better!!!!
I would have loved to have been at her party.

Id fight 20 Sam Ronsons to meet her and go out with Lindsay.

Can you imagine holidays with those batty mother lovers???!!!

Id sever a finger or toe to cross that frontier !!!!!
Maybe i love her....

She REALLY does it for me and 4 most men with a set of stones.And a few broads with a set too.The girl is just freaky fire crotch hot.Shes a bit jaded-looney and thats even better!!!!
I would have loved to have been at her party.

Id fight 20 Sam Ronsons to meet her and go out with Lindsay.

Can you imagine holidays with those batty mother lovers???!!!

Id sever a finger or toe to cross that frontier !!!!!
Maybe i love her....

Im sure Lindsays sex life is really drab dull and ho hum.No XXXXXXX rated stuff going on there ill bet!!!!!!Aaaaawwwwwoooooooo!!!!!

Dear God the thought of it boggles the mind and activates the heavy machinery.

Ill bet her mom Dina is a freaking exocist type beast in the sack.

I have got to meet them.

Im sure Lindsays sex life is really drab dull and ho hum.No XXXXXXX rated stuff going on there ill bet!!!!!!Aaaaawwwwwoooooooo!!!!!

Dear God the thought of it boggles the mind and activates the heavy machinery.

Ill bet her mom Dina is a freaking exocist type beast in the sack.

I have got to meet them.

Im sure Lindsays sex life is really drab dull and ho hum.No XXXXXXX rated stuff going on there ill bet!!!!!!Aaaaawwwwwoooooooo!!!!!

Dear God the thought of it boggles the mind and activates the heavy machinery.

Ill bet her mom Dina is a freaking exocist type beast in the sack.

I have got to meet them.

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I nearly pissed meself wet on that one....that is funny!!!!

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I nearly pissed meself wet on that one....that is funny!!!!

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I nearly pissed meself wet on that one....that is funny!!!!

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I nearly pissed meself wet on that one....that is funny!!!!

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I nearly pissed meself wet on that one....that is funny!!!!

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I nearly pissed meself wet on that one....that is funny!!!!

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I think shes wayy too skinny and shes a emotional wreck who needs to get her act together. Shes lost it

I think shes wayy too skinny and shes a emotional wreck who needs to get her act together. Shes lost it