Jun 2 2009Lily Allen sunbathing topless

FRIST!!1!

first! that's like Tanner stage 3!

Shure those aren't bug bites? Coulda used some OFF

I don't think that's Lily Allen...

I don't think that's Lily Allen...

You can see her third nipple, in the crease under her left mam.

Whatever it is, it's fat, and time for implants that protrude past the gut IMO!

Love the little tits, but not the GUT

Kristen, I think you're a moron...

Eleventeenth!

Ew, I hate weird, pointy nipples like that lol.

Still would.

She's so below average I'm completely indifferent to her existence.

Will someone tell me who this teen age boy is with moobs . Its really bad for him to be out like this with out a Eskimo Joe t-shirt on.

She's got a right little fuck tummy going on there. Fun when you are young, but a foreshadowing of something nasty.

Kinda scary when Kate Gosselin has a better stomach than this young tender, and she popped out 8 little anklebiters. Sure she had a tummy tuck, etc., but still.

I bet Drew Carry has better tits than hers...........

What a WASTE OF SPACE she is. HATE her music.

@4/5- Kristen. Just look at all her other topless pics, now compare the face, same nose. Now compare boobs, same. Moles/birth marks, same. There's even a couple other pics of her topless sitting down with her gut on the net. Same gut. KRISTEN, you were obviously not blessed with Facial Recognition memory. There are apes out there that would perform better than you.
Just sayin

it's sad that everyone thinks she's is so gross and fat. real girls look like that. not a fan of pointy weird boobs myself. but as for her stomcach; the majority of your normal everyday girls look like that. especially when sitting. nobody has a flat stomach while sitting.

puffy little nipples

why cant katy perry sunbathe topless? at least it would be something to look at.

I'd bang Kate Gosselin before Lilly Porky-Allen. Blech.

Mmmmmm.......pointy......

She's a twelver at two, a six-pack on a boat, and a one beer wonder if I see (and allowed to suckle) her boobs. Oh what the hell, I'd hit her for free, on most nights. What can I say? I'm a sucker for beer, boobs, and boats! Number? Address? Bus tickets?

I see we are being monitored now. I hope the writers watch some of their filthy shit too.

Very fappable. Nice puffies.

That bitch needs to go for a run and lift some weights...doughy

Its true. No matter what size you are -unless you suck it in- your stomach folds when you sit down because your posture lets the tension off your stomach muscles. I think her boobs are cute anyway.

Lilly Allen is another waste of space like Kanye West. They say things that hope people will agree with them but in reality people are just like WTF? That gut is nasty and dont even get me started on her ugly pointy nipples. You could break ice with those things.

I think she used to be huge and thats just access skin. Get that shit lasered off you ugly beast.

she looks fine, her stomach is not that serious, and if it is to some of you people...you have all never seen a real woman.

AND Kate Gosselin's stomach only looks that good because she received a free tummy tuck. take a look at what her stomach looked like before, it's amazing what they did to make it look like it does now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOElghAVCI

i think she's cute. she's not morbidly obese, or anything. just cute n pudgy.

She'll be cute like that for a few more years.

Yay! My stomach looks like that!

whoever wrote this is a penis. go jam yourself in a pickle jar please.

she'll take off her clothes and it will be shameless
cause she knows it will make her more famous

Shes lost a lot of weight - and I don't really think she gives a shit about being a sex symbol. Not everyone cares if some weirdo is jerking it to her photos. Most of us would prefer not.

And before I get all those posts telling me I'm fat - I'm not. I'm just saying I'm sure she just doesn't care or else she'd go out there and get lipo and fake tits like the celebrities who DO care. I'd rather have a conversation with her over Heidi any day.

So she has a tummy pooch -- big deal. You hardly notice that if you're doing her from behind or if she's sucking you off. Heck, even flat on her back, you wouldn't notice.

@ #19 "its sad that people think she's gross and fat, real girls look like that"

yeh........if they don't work out or exercise in any way whatsoever, stuff thier face with 4-5 times the amount of calories their body needs and generally look like a bag of shit........screw generation x, this is generation muffintop

@ #19 "its sad that people think she's gross and fat, real girls look like that"

yeh........if they don't work out or exercise in any way whatsoever, stuff their face with 4-5 times the amount of calories their body needs and generally look like a bag of shit........screw generation x, this is generation muffintop

lmfao, my stomach and tits are just like hers. and for the record, i've never been overweight in my life. it's rare that i see a celeb with my body type, though.

@ 40-41:

Um, failing to exercise and eating 4-5X the amount of calories your body needs to maintain a steady weight would make one obese, not "doughy." i'm not suggesting that she runs marathons (she doesn't), but she's very clearly not obese.

you stupid woman!!
AMERICA STILL CAN'T TAKE THIS!!

Hmmm.. No comment! I'd better shut up!

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this is my body type too, I used to be underweight and my tummy still did that. I'd rather have a girly tummy like this than rockhard washboard abs - it's unnatural and strangely masculine imo.

And in other news....
'Frank' from 16th Floor : Yikes - what passes for a left wing in the US is getting kicked in the ratings. That smirking frat boy Overmen (sp?) and Rachel Maddox (sp?) can bearly beat CNN. How lame is that ? Looks like Yanks still happily mainline Goebbels (sp?) at Fox News? Is there still any hope down there ?
Cliff Notes : Well 'Frank' - it WAS an inside job. Free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure IS impossible. Perhaps the intellectuals at MSNBC could send an 'I Team' , as they say in the industry, to study concepts like "gravity" and "resistance" to pick up a bit more of the the 'credibility aspect' for their "reporting"
Like, maybe to pick up viewers - they could move their 'News Unit' , a bit more towards "reality based."

She actually looks slot skinnier then she ever did. She looks great. Your all a bunch of haters!

Oh.
Okay.

I am 52 and can honestly say I look better than that nekked.

We need pix from a working wink here Mama nekked.
Oh - by WAY ?
Inside job ?

@ #46:

You'd rather be overweight than have toned muscles? Well, good for you for settling on low standards you set for yourself just like Lily Allen clearly does.

Fatty.

Knee Ya Ha Ha : No one expect the 9/11 Inqusition !!!

She's basically just in need of some mild exercise like to tone up like yoga/pilates etc. She's defo no obese ffs. Plus she is sitting down so stomachs always look a little paunchy when you are sitting, even if you have washboard abs.Way better than the masculine body Mel B has. I think she has a good natural body. I'd nail her anyway!! Those boobies would fit just right in my mouth!!

Gr8 points all 52 and 54.
I think you new here.
Inside job ....

53 Well, after what - a year and half or so - you finallly got your line right. I`ve got your payment of 20 kilos of Jiffy Pop. Is it Kowloon (Are you on 16 mY QUEstion mark, number thingie, and spell check don`t seem to be working)
Knee Ya Ha Ha : I`m on 17 - `Frank`s on 16.
Binky : Oh.

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Great singer. Fantastic and imaginative songwriter. Good live performer. Intelligent and entertaining. Full of life and fun. Pretty face. Nice hair. Very easy to like.

But the body ! Keep your clothes on Lilly, or do some exercise and consider your long term health.

Hellola!

Who cares? As long as her vag works, I'm there.

Yeeech! All mouth, no talent no looks.

OMG!!!!!!! every body shut the f**k up and leave her alone she looks great just because u cant see her f**king ribs sticking out!!!! thats a picture of a woman whos comfortable about herself well done lily lovin the pot belly!!!!!!!

Holy crap! I have had 4 kids, and breast fed a LONG time, and sitting like this, I don't look this bad. Holy crap America! This is not okay, yes, for British, but not for anyone outside the island. She is not thin, and even worse, she is not healthy. She is a drunk, gross twat. If my body looked like that pre-kids I would shoot myself. It doesn't look like that post 4 kids. Most women who give a shit to "try" don't look like this. Oh and FYI for those who want to hit it. Pelvic floor muscles, the ones that make great sex, also hold in this area. If hers is out like this, it would be like driving into a double garage. You don't need 6 packs, but come on! Pilates and yoga will hold you in and a mild walk each day and not eating all the fish and chips you can catch in your giant trap. She is vile! I've seen 60 year old women on the beach in Italy look hotter, and that was before I poured bleach in my eyes!

My god most of you are such idiots. Expecting all girls to work out , have perfect boobs and a flat stomach. I'd like to see your stomach. If I'm to follow your example I want nothing but a six pack. Oh and no less than 8 inch. Good luck with that.

Really eurolive?

You would shoot yourself? If you're that vain, wow, I pity you.

i agree your an idiot.lets see a pic of you.i bet you got no room to talk

Well! the good news is, you dont have to reinforce the bed frame! yet...pot bellies are fine on your sister, mom, females you dont want to have sex with. Lilly is known for two things a potty mouth and a sloppy hide, the only message a guy is getting from the picture perfect gelatin gut is "I don't care" so why should we, time to cheat...

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i think she's cute. I would love to kiss that little tummy!

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You wankers are so transparent. You'd TOTALLY do her if you only had a chance at it.

That.
Is.
Nasty.

And to all the women who keep screeching she's normal, etc, etc, you must obviously live in the middle part of the country.

Couldn't that belly a bit more tight?

The belly is gross looking.What's her age?

i would hit that...being a little pudgy isnt bad
shes not obese or anything like that

@63

STFU, Eurolive, you filthy moronic cunt.

Nobody cares about you, including your 4 kids and especially the 4 missing baby daddys that fathered them.

Hint: If your pic is posted on this website, then someone might give a rat's ass what you look like. Until then, nobody cares about your delusions.

Wow a normal looking girl, Gross............

@63

Call me.

you guys are so mean!

in my opinion lily has never been better. she just have a little bit of fat in her stomach, that's it
i bet all of you that make nasty comments are all fit and spent hours in the gym, right?

I don't know. On one hand I think she should look a little more toned. ( She is young, hasn't had any children, and probably has the money for it...)
On the other hand, I think calling her obese is a little far-fetched. Next time you are walking through a store, count how many girls (some are even just teenagers) that actually have real "obese" bodies. She has to be what, 130 pounds maybe? What does your girlfriend or wife weigh?

I'd really like to see what Deacon Jones looks like, he must be close to perfect, right?

She makes your average Japanese teen look like Carmen Electra...

#63, you are a moron. What a loser. You would honestly kill yourself if you looked like that? Get some counseling.

I weigh 108 and my stomach looks like that. My stomach naturally pooches no matter how skinny I am...especially when I'm sitting down! Newsflash! Some people are built different than others!

I think shes sexy as hell. Love women who are comfortable with themselves as long as they arent un healthy.. Beautiful voice as well

Oh and #63, wtf are you talking about regarding le sexual intercourse? If your stomach isn't toned, your vagina is loose? I'm sorry, but I fail to understand your logic. My stomach is not attached to my vagina.

But you know what effects the size of your vagina, therefore effecting sex? YOUR FOUR KIDS! Have fun with that.

Some of the people posting have obviously never seen a tit outside of porn before. Female nipples are like that NORMALLY. They're only hard when it's cool/cold. Pull your hand out of your pants, turn off the computer and go find some real tits.

#85 - Well see, when women have children, depending on their skin type, their bellies sometimes don't snap back into place the way someone who's, say, 24 might. So she makes a valid point that having four kids hasn't changed her desire to not have a pouch. Where she errs is in the notion that all women could avoid the pouch after birth; many cannot and thus require surgery to correct the issue. All of that said, Lily Allen is shaped like a toneless pear, and crunches generally help young women if their bellies look like a pack of franks when the sit down. None of that, of course, explains the slight difference between the meanings of "effect" and "affect".

@63, save yourself the trouble and hand me the gun.

@85, your vag goes back to normal after having kids, your urethra on the other hand..... well, that's what kegels are for.

I have no fucking clue who Lily Allen is, but she doesn't look bad, just normal.. but i hear normal isn't in right now. She's got the time and money to starve herself and work out six hours a day, sure... but it seems like she doesn't care what fat, finger wagging cunts on the internet have to say about her so i say: "GOOD FOR YOU! WHAT'S YOUR FACE!"

I gotta think most people buckle under the constant disgusting pressure to fit "the image" of celebrity, pushed on them by mainstream America. None of the people posting here would last a second in the limelight.

UGLY! UGLY FAT JELLY-WOMAN!!! THE BLOB!!!!!

How boring. Who the Hell is Lilly Allen anyway. Anybody?

In the midst of all the "oh my god normal woman eek" stuff a few people throw out the Lily Allen has no kids line, but she did have a miscarriage, within I think the last 18 months. It wasnt that long ago anyway. As I think Shakespeare once put it...I'd tap that. Or maybe it was me that said it. Who knows??!!

@ 85

Lay off of the seal lard and it will go away.
Damn Telli Tubbies.

That is what normal women look like when they SIT HUNCHED OVER. The best part is that all of the people calling her gross probably weigh 300+ and blind polar bears with their pasty flesh.

Looking at her face / neck, perky tits and slim arms, she's not fat. She's simply sitting down and relaxing her tummy. Sadly, we can't see how she looks standing up but anyone who's not blind / a complete retard could see she's not fat and only by the most stringent of standards could be called "overweight".

Funny how most Superficial posters don't have a fucking clue what real women look like. When you guys pluck up the courage to date actual real-world females (or guys for that matter, since most of you sound like closet bum bandits, you bitchy bastards), you're going to be sorely disappointed.

But you can always sneak back to your basement and whack off to airbrushed, half-starved androgynous model shots, eh?

Anyway, Lily Allen: I don't like her music but I'd hit that arse with the force of an angry God. I can think of worse ways to pass the afternoon (Octomom, Kate Gosselin, Hilary Clinton.. ah shit, I inverted).

This whale has the never to say something against Susan Boyle who was born with a God-given talent to sing? I wonder what really great singers used to look like in the old days and I wonder if they lip-synched.
This girl is a fat nasty whore. I for one have never been with a female as fat as her. If most of you women thinks she looks good that tells me all i know about you lazy American pigs, the fattest ugliest people on the planet.

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#95, Lol. Where are you going with that?
So you've never been with someone that big? Newflash, sleeping with children is illegal.
Nazi Germany called: they want back their "dramatic weight losses and forced dietary changes."
The only reason you haven't been with a woman that big, is because you haven't been with a woman at all. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

If she stood up, her stomach would be almost completely flat. Go get lives, you fuckers.

@81
Well, I wouldn't say perfect. I admit, I've gone from an 8 pack to a 4 since college. Oh, and I'm not as tan as I used to be, but that's about it.

And my girlfriends were much hotter than Sloppy McShits here at that age.

Poor Jerkin' Jack actually thinks it unlikely that some men are not desperate and do not find fat chicks sexually viable. It's a different world son when you are good looking like me. I pick and choose who get's to fuck me. Hard to accept for a pimpled scarred loser like you eh?
Guys like you are reduced to masturbation literature and men like me get their dicks sucked by good looking babes. Dude. I can pick up the phone and 9 times out of 10 talk an attractive girl into coming over and giving up the ass.

So whatcha gotta say about that, Fatboy?

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#99 - Yeah, but lots of people live in or near Vegas and can do the same thing... the question is, can you do it for free?

wow that was supposed to be witty? Like all of your posts here, lame. Not every man is less than handsome. Women fall all over themselves to be with me and that's mere fact. Women are too easy.
For some of us at least. The lucky ones.

Oh! I treat them like shit too and they still let me fuck them. It's all about the looks in this world. You either have it or you don't.

Ewww gross I HATE tits, and especially tits like THAT : P I feel sorry for girls with nipples almost bigger than their actual breasts.

When I read comments on this site, I realize why it is called the superficial...

She looks fine, who wouldn't want the whole population of the world to be perfectly fit, just like the commenters on this site saying she's fat, gross, eww, etc.

Ha! I'm sure they vent in here what they really think of themselves, or their mother, or their sisters for that matter.

I don't give a fuck about Lily, how much of a skank or a potty mouth she is. But I like looking at her topless. She's pretty. I love small titties, they are so much fun. And although hers look rock hard, I'd still make love to her 10 times a day for a week at least.

This just makes me love her.

#52 Do you have any idea what "overweight" is? You're ridiculous.

The men commenters on this page are letting the world know that the only women they've been with are airbrushed pixels.

#11 - You do realize that this is what most women's breasts look like WITHOUT a boob job, right?

Eww! How disgusting! A picture of how women looked like before obesity, airbrushing, and plastic surgery!!!

Her breasts are great, and their endcaps are lovely. Puffy nips are to be praised, not panned. The girl is a cutie pie.

Ummmm, where's her third superfluous nipple (located on her left breast)?

@98 Deacon Jones,
Care to share any pix with us ladies? ;D

She's sporting some major gunt.

Lily was supposed to be milked BEFORE she headed out to the beach. Though, in all fairness, being milked chafes her somethin' awful. Sitting out in the sun with chafed utters would be brutal. In the fourth pic, you can clearly see her lower two utters are engorged. Got milk?

No Dan because her blaring ego/pretentiousness would be in the way as it is most of the time, but most importantly without a bra her tits would be sitting right about where lilly's bellybutton is.

No Dan because her blaring ego/pretentiousness would be in the way as it is most of the time, but most importantly without a bra her tits would be sitting right about where lilly's bellybutton is.

No Dan because her blaring ego/pretentiousness would be in the way as it is most of the time, but most importantly without a bra her tits would be sitting right about where lilly's bellybutton is.

Love those little titties.
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I love her titties. They're really, really cute.

I think it's weird that people have it in their heads that one body type is so much better than another or that one breast size and shape is so much better than another.

Variety is the spice of life, people. IMO the world would be awfully boring if all women looked the same naked.

Mosquito bites for tits and a flabby gut.....oh yeah, I want me some of that!

She's soft and mushy in only the best of ways. Seriously, that would be much more fun than some lump of muscle and silicone.

FIRST !!!!!!!!!!!! You all are peices of shit she looks nasty!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST !!!!!!!!!!!! You all are pieces of shit she looks nasty!!!!!!!!!!!

love Lilly Allen... but not the gut!

Boobs are a little small and a gut but I'd hammer it, and I mean HAMMER!!

because i'm sure lily cares what all of you nobodies think of her......................

shes fucking hot! i am not a lesbian but i would suck those

She looks so fat in those pictures

There is something sexy in her being fat

#63,eurolive. SUCK A FAT COCK,CUNT! i have a pudgy tummy and a tight snatch. i guarantee it has more grip than yours. so shut your fucking pie hole you stupid,unintelligent pig!

She sure looks fat

Didn't she recently have a baby though? I'm pretty sure she did. And really, guys, just because she doesn't have rock-solid abs doesn't make her a "fatty". She's still a normal, healthy weight for her size, and still looks really cute that way. I like that her ribs aren't protruding and her face isn't gaunt and ghastly thin. No woman is exactly the same as another.

All you wankers would have taken her anytime, why do you have to pretend you wouldn't...complaining about her tits and tummy, give me a break - she's cool, I would gladly do her. and so would 99% of you fakes.

this is a real girl next door
she's ok to me

That picture shouldn't just have a NSFW, but it should also have a NSFL (Not Safe For Lunch) cause you'll just hurl. Unless you're fat and love that type of thing.

Am I the only one that finds her body (and that little tummy) amazingly sexy? I'D hit it. Twice.

You are not alone mol, I also find Lily amazingly sexy. I just love her soft round curves.

I think she has a great body and great boobs, just beacause her tits are not perfectly rounded and just because her stomach is not toned and her ribs aren't pertruding you fucking totally insult her. If any of the guys on here were REAL men and weren't porn obsessed which most of you probably are you would know that very few women have perfect round NATURAL boobs! I think those of you who are twats about her need to fuck off and die because you chose to look at the pictures anyway, she didn't ask you to examine her did she!?!?! infact she probably doesn't even know any of you exist because she is way more talented than the majority of you fucking pricks will EVER be! and what the fuck are you talking about, she isn't pretty because trust me, i have seen worse and i'm sure you have too! In some of your cases it may be you! Just think before you say you slags xxxxxxxxxx

you guys think she's pudgy? my god people where is your head at? look at her arms? shes perfect, besides the small titties she looks wonderful. she's a ral women. grow up

She needs to work out Jenn.

Take a downer MSB.

Jenn, she's not a real woman, she's a miserable slut who can't dress herself and talks crap about the music industry, whilst putting out some very horrible commercial crap she calls songs. All she'll be remembered for are poor attention-seeking photos like this.

She has nice perky breasts..