Kendra Wilkinson is pregnant

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett are expecting their first child, according to E!'s Mark Malkin:
"Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together," she just told me. "We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans."
Let's put this news into more relevant forms based on gender.
Guys: Breasts get big. Soon.
Ladies: Kendra found a man and gets to have a baby which proves implants are always the right decision. Always.
I think I've made a difference here today.

Reader Comments
1. Que - June 10, 2009 9:43 AM
Que unexpected!
2. steffen - June 10, 2009 9:44 AM
first!
3. rocket scientist - June 10, 2009 9:45 AM
Pregnant lady in a hot tub... Brilliant. We are talking about Kendra, though.
4. i hate clowns - June 10, 2009 9:47 AM
fantastic. with that body, not surprising. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuDMOGfXHSc
5. Vanessa - June 10, 2009 9:48 AM
Bleh, Hairy shoulders!
When I was watching the show, I could tell that even he finds her annoying.
6. Vanessa - June 10, 2009 9:48 AM
Bleh, Hairy shoulders!
When I was watching the show, I could tell that even he finds her annoying.
7. havoc - June 10, 2009 9:49 AM
"Outpouring of support from fans...."
mkay...
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8. GuyHolly - June 10, 2009 9:58 AM
Dumbest kid...............EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. G&T - June 10, 2009 10:07 AM
I don't blame him for marrying her, but having a child with her is simply going too far.
There goes another investigation by Child Protection Services.
Could they actually make a ruling prior to the actual birth of the child?
They should...
10. MDR - June 10, 2009 10:07 AM
poor kid gonna have silicone for brains
11. Photoshop Police - June 10, 2009 10:09 AM
kid might end up being a genius. could be a recessive gene.
12. dk - June 10, 2009 10:10 AM
Well, another " rich " athlete knocks up a stripper fane whore, shocking. Do guys ever invision what these pigs are gonna look like 20+ years later, ugly. Look at the bitches mother. Wake up idiots.
13. havoc - June 10, 2009 10:12 AM
The upside is her tits will be even more blue veiny....
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14. Zanna - June 10, 2009 10:13 AM
Everyone out of the gene pool!
15. Max Planck - June 10, 2009 10:16 AM
OINK, oink.
16. Deacon Jones - June 10, 2009 10:18 AM
GOD DAMN IT!!!
17. Liz - June 10, 2009 10:25 AM
#14, I see what you did there, and I like it.
18. Max Planck - June 10, 2009 10:28 AM
A reception for the possible father's of the expectant child is being held at the Los Angeles Convention Center.
19. Zanna - June 10, 2009 10:29 AM
@5 - I know...and her LAUGH....it makes my ears bleed.
20. assman - June 10, 2009 10:32 AM
the assman will pass. i am the assman.
21. Jorge "No Chin" Posada - June 10, 2009 10:38 AM
Her tits will be almost as big as Alex's after steroids...opps, did I say that out loud?
22. Captain - June 10, 2009 10:43 AM
Guys Check out the NSFW photos ;)
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Enjoy ;)
23. Captain - June 10, 2009 10:43 AM
Guys Check out the NSFW photos ;)
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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Enjoy ;)
24. me 2 - June 10, 2009 10:44 AM
Ladies: Kendra found a man and gets to have a baby which proves implants are always the right decision. Always.
Hopefully the ladies who read your blog are not one in the same with hopeful American mothers-to-be.
If you read gossip blogs on any kind of regular basis, you are not ready to procreate. Period.
25. Anexio - June 10, 2009 10:44 AM
The good news is that we are seeing a normal relationship between a man and a woman, which is exactly the way the Lord God intended.
The bad news is that it's a shame that the kid is going to be a bastard and faces a lifetime of being shunned.
26. dahhh - June 10, 2009 10:45 AM
names?
weaver, wess ,bread?
27. RichPort's Ghost - June 10, 2009 10:53 AM
Another blowjob gone horribly wrong...
28. genetic lottery - June 10, 2009 10:54 AM
Well so much for the blonde genes. This child will be hideous. Whither whitey.
29. ArseHo - June 10, 2009 10:56 AM
Anexio, go fuck yourself.
Hank's not too bad but the girlie strawberry daiquiri makes me want to punch him.
30. Don - June 10, 2009 10:56 AM
Boobs are going to get bigger. Like Christina Aguilera. That is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawesome.
31. dirk - June 10, 2009 10:58 AM
Can you imagine the whopper jugs she'll have soon? God, I'd suck the saline flavored milk out of those fun bags like an etheopian baby.
32. Kimbo's limp - June 10, 2009 11:19 AM
Welcome to the stage: Sexual Milk Chocolate!
33. stoppedcaringalongtimeago. - June 10, 2009 11:20 AM
seriously, guys?
The baby won't be that bad, i mean kendra, OBVIOUSLY acts like that for attention. The baby won't turn out to have silicone, for brains :) it will turn out, to be close to just like her. and really who are you to judge her baby, it could turn out perfectally normal! let's try not to jinx it! :)
34. jhonny! - June 10, 2009 11:20 AM
seriously, guys?
The baby won't be that bad, i mean kendra, OBVIOUSLY acts like that for attention. The baby won't turn out to have silicone, for brains :) it will turn out, to be close to just like her. and really who are you to judge her baby, it could turn out perfectally normal! let's try not to jinx it! :)
35. hedgehog - June 10, 2009 11:36 AM
do you think her breast-milk will taste a little plasticy ?
36. Matthew - June 10, 2009 11:45 AM
god kendra is so hot and wellcome to the milf club kendra your the hottest girls next door than the other two
37. ChunkyMonkey - June 10, 2009 12:29 PM
@5 you're smoking crack, her shoulders aren't hairy. Do you mean her tits are veiny?
P.S. If your sense of humor is damaged, consider whether or not you think I'm serious...
38. ChunkyMonkey - June 10, 2009 12:31 PM
Why is Vin Diesel in the pool with this plastic-titted whore?
39. Joe Pegleg - June 10, 2009 12:35 PM
The rat and the hippo.
40. MrChips - June 10, 2009 12:52 PM
"expecting their first baby together..." You mean there's going to be more retarded spawn? Anyone see "Idiocracy?"
41. GuruBlogger - June 10, 2009 1:19 PM
Congratulations to the couple...So is this the end of the adventures of the stripper pole..? http://blog.redcarpetlingerie.com/2009/06/kendra-spinoff-success/
42. mamamiasweetpeaches - June 10, 2009 1:41 PM
Isnt that cute? She thinks she has "fans"!
43. Amy - June 10, 2009 1:44 PM
#12 You're a freaking idiot. Not everyone is obsessed with how someone will look in 20+ years. In 20+ years, he'll be old and have a flacid penis...that's life. He'll buy viagra, and she'll get a tummy tuck. Aging sucks, but we've all got to do it. Best that we have someone to grow old with together. Quit watching so much tv.
But besides that...baby is coming too soon. Damn.
44. Faragut - June 10, 2009 2:00 PM
typical fucking mudshark.
45. ROUGH daddy mvp - June 10, 2009 2:03 PM
She's going to ruin that bod, stop with the congats even roaches have kidz...
46. mikeock - June 10, 2009 2:08 PM
Botox forehead.
47. livingjetlag - June 10, 2009 2:46 PM
Hope that hot tub shot is a file photo. If not, she's cooking that little baby into a Toxic Avenger-esque little CHUDling. As if the poor kid didn't have enough challenges ahead of him/her already...
48. DCMikeRotch - June 10, 2009 2:56 PM
FALSE ALARM. She only had a meth pipe lodged in her cervix...
49. The Rake - June 10, 2009 3:18 PM
Yeah, it'll be curious to see how she gets her figure back into shape. Baskett is a complete no-name receiver who knew what to do, and take it to the bank. Probably should have slipped her the pill or something though. Now he won't get to have the sex he prefers for a while.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
50. shankyouverymuch - June 10, 2009 4:43 PM
This women is the saddest, most vacuously stupid 'Reality Show Celeb' yet
She is a living walking cliche
Plenty of botox, chemical-balls for tits, who knows what else?
A hastilly picked boyfriend - (Nigger athlete of coarse)
Now she's pregnant!
Yahooooo ...
This my friends is a SUPER recipe for a long successful life & career-
Predictions for Kendra's future, 3 to 5 years from now ...
Divorced, two or more mulatto kids, & living in "Kendra who" complete obscurity ... :O(
51. pasteve - June 10, 2009 4:56 PM
I was going to make a joke about "Too bad Dr Tiller is dead," until I realized Kendra's skull is already empty.
52. Axel - June 10, 2009 5:07 PM
Does he ever NOT have sunglasses on?
53. Mama Pinkus - June 10, 2009 5:29 PM
Hey Mrs. Baskett, can Hank come out to play? Aw that's just wrong.
54. dirk - June 10, 2009 5:41 PM
Basket gets cut from Eagles and leaves another bastard child in a single parent dysfunctional home in 3....2....1
55. Darth - June 10, 2009 6:35 PM
Congrats to this couple! Soon there will be three huge balls hanging in front of her!
56. Donkey Dongey Dong - June 10, 2009 9:04 PM
Not sure who I feel more sorry for...
Kendra who for all her jock-sniffing, athlete-fucking, eggplant-loving ways could only manage what is, at best, the #4 receiver on the Philadelphia Eagles - a team that is known for it's crappy receivers! Baskett would be cut by most NFL teams. Aim high Kendra...
Hank for knocking up the most vapid, dumb, unattractive, uneducated, ignorant, whorish, annoying, and plastic loser in L.A. Have you seen the women in L.A? Kendra isn't even above average in that city. He should have picked a better white prize.
By the way, the brothers LOVE those faggy, fruity, frozen drinks. They love to act so tough in their videos and in the meantime look like 16 year-old girls drinking Pina Coladas, Strawberry Dacquiris, and Strawberry Margaritas.
57. live and let live - June 10, 2009 9:24 PM
Wishing Kendra and Hank all the love and happiness in the World - he seems like a really nice guy and they're so friggin' cute together. I'm childfree and don't normally give a shit if celebs are pregnant, but for some reason, I think Kendra is a sweetheart and I'm very happy for her and her soon to be hubby. <3
58. sarah smith - June 10, 2009 10:25 PM
the only reason she is marrying him and now having a child with him is so that she can have life time financial support from him this way. cuz this dumb girl cant work a day in her life to make a living. she is a gold digger and her reality show sucks btw!
59. Jamie - June 10, 2009 11:00 PM
Oh great, she's pregnant. That baby's gonna get one listen at that stupid laugh of hers and kill him/herself quicklike. Or am I just hoping?
I don't know what I want to see more. A miscarriage or the death of Kendra.
60. live and let live - June 10, 2009 11:29 PM
#59 Jamie
No matter if you hate her or not, what you posted is incredibly heartless. I can't believe someone like you exists.......you are sickening.
61. haot - June 11, 2009 5:27 AM
Half year ago my man left me ! I did not know what to do . Somedays ago i saw the website ## ***cou gar lure*** ####.when i sing up there ,haha .fantastic ! beauty,and handsome !manymany beauty and handsome there from all nations ! all of them are looking for love ,you will be happy there . and i had a dating yesterday!wow wow ! it is my faverite! You have any interest to lovers ,you can have a try there!
62. jerryford2009 - June 11, 2009 10:29 AM
When I was watching the show, I could tell that even he finds her annoying.I think I've made a difference here today.
63. yayasista - June 11, 2009 10:37 AM
That kid is gonna have some big choppers!
64. BrandiLye - June 11, 2009 6:56 PM
It makes me slightly happy seeing them look actually happy. Make it legal, already!
65. Rich - June 11, 2009 10:21 PM
successful black men always go for white women, white whores always go for rich man, Kendra-Hank match made in OJ Simpson world, maybe there will be a better result for her than for Nicole Brown Simpson,lol.
66. Tom K - June 12, 2009 3:23 AM
Typical dumb black athelete engaged to dirty white whore with bastard baby child on the way. Just like the rest of the NFL and NBA.
67. Samael - June 13, 2009 11:13 PM
Another blonde white bitch getting knocked up by a spook. Even us worshippers do not accept zebra babies for sacrifice.
68. Brad - June 14, 2009 3:32 AM
This poor sucker knocked up the dumbest woman in the world. Why would anyone want this woman to be the mother of his children? She can't cook or do laundry, and she installed a stripper pole in her living room. This will come in real handy when raising a child. Maybe if it is a girl, Kendra can teach her how to use the stripper pole to mooch off an eighty year old man when she get to be eighteen.
69. susie - November 6, 2009 1:13 PM
fancy have a mother that used to get sucked and fukked by an elderly old man, she is a prostitute, poor kids gonna have 1 white trash bag whore of a mother, i hope nothing lasts, cunts, dirty swine douche bags the both of them. fancy a nigger always picks up the shit///
70. susie - November 6, 2009 1:15 PM
this bitch needs to be lynched