Jun 9 2009Kelly Brook in a bikini getting motorboated by Riley Steele in a bikini. (You just read that.)
Here's Kelly Brook and Riley Steele on the set of Piranha 3-D over the weekend. I've seen a lot of awesome shit on this site, but this is by far the most pure and amazing thing I'll ever witness in my entire life. I could watch my own child be born with sparkling blue eyes and seraphim wings which he then uses to fly up to me to say "I love you, Daddy," and I'd probably ask when the bikini motorboating starts. True story, and sorry, Future Angel Baby. Now go to your room.
NOTE: Pics link to NFSW version that may cause weeping.

Reader Comments
1. havoc - June 9, 2009 1:48 PM
Thank you sweet Jesus.....
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2. Big Dave - June 9, 2009 1:52 PM
Wow wow wow wow.
3. Chris - June 9, 2009 1:53 PM
I need to buy a boat...
4. Adam - June 9, 2009 1:54 PM
I'M ON A BOAT!!!!!!
5. Moose Nuckle - June 9, 2009 1:56 PM
Picture 14 made my day. Thank you lord for fat juicy pussys on skinny girls.
(|)
6. Jimbo - June 9, 2009 1:57 PM
Thank you god!!
7. Adam - June 9, 2009 1:58 PM
Motorboating girls and a Keg of beer in the same photo....... The chances of me actually seeing this movie just went from 0% to 100%
8. mattk - June 9, 2009 1:58 PM
I just fapped at work and i don't give a F!
9. chupacabra - June 9, 2009 2:03 PM
jesus christ, I don't know who they are, but whenever this comes out on the Sci-Fi channel, I'm gonna tivo that shit.
10. Czar - June 9, 2009 2:06 PM
So hot. I wish I worked on that set. I would save them so much money on toilet paper.
11. ROUGH daddy for adult only - June 9, 2009 2:07 PM
Hot damn! Certified stroke-a-bility wonder if those 2 accept large donations....
12. Zeus - June 9, 2009 2:10 PM
I will lightning bolt whoever gives this a negative comment.
I just wish I could turn back into a swan and get mine on this boat party.
13. dk - June 9, 2009 2:12 PM
Them bitches are fat and nasty! Come on fish!
14. Erica - June 9, 2009 2:13 PM
Funniest superfish post in ages.
15. Ted - June 9, 2009 2:15 PM
Great pics, but I'm sure the thong will attract those flies again (the anal sex obsessed "straight" guys).
16. Carol - June 9, 2009 2:15 PM
# 13 you are crazy!! the two of them or hot and.... you know this.
CRAZY! CRAZY!
17. andy7171 - June 9, 2009 2:15 PM
and I ...JIZZ IN MY PANTS!
18. Carol - June 9, 2009 2:15 PM
# 13 you are crazy!! the two of them or hot and.... you know this.
CRAZY! CRAZY!
19. lucci - June 9, 2009 2:16 PM
wish it was on my boat.
20. assman - June 9, 2009 2:17 PM
the assman approves x2
hey ma if you could see me now, motorboating on the starboard bow
the boat engine makes noise motherf*cker
21. filthyhotness - June 9, 2009 2:21 PM
the guy in the background of that first shot has to be thinking this is the greatest moment of his existence. the only way this is better is without the bikinis.
22. Huh? - June 9, 2009 2:31 PM
I'm a girl and this totally turned me on. WTF???
23. Funeral Guy - June 9, 2009 2:32 PM
Piranha 3-D=Straight to DVD. Which will be even better for those who want to masturbate to these two hotties.
24. Madonna's hairy chin - June 9, 2009 2:35 PM
@11, it's been my experience that those who brag about their large penis sizes are, sadly, extremely small. and geigh. you know, like you.
25. John Sampres - June 9, 2009 2:39 PM
Fish, you are the man!
26. Bigo - June 9, 2009 2:39 PM
Where are the shit hole sex guys??
27. e-rock - June 9, 2009 2:40 PM
FISH!!!! There went all of my self esteem out the door!!! HOW THE HELL DOES GOD CREATE A CREATURE LIKE KELLY BROOKE????? WTF???
NOT FAIR!!!! I wish I looked that hot!! Holy hell, this every man's fantasy! Im straight, and I would even motor boat that honey!!! KRIKEY!
28. Sway - June 9, 2009 2:42 PM
ahhh I hate fake tits. I'd much prefer those on Bar Rafaeli posted earlier.
29. str8 pimpin' - June 9, 2009 2:42 PM
I'm on blimp... a mutherfu**in' blimp!
... and I wish I was on that boat.
30. Delgo - June 9, 2009 2:44 PM
Enough SNL jokes, gang.
Christ.
31. biteme - June 9, 2009 2:46 PM
and copious amounts of semen shall burst forth from my throbbing veiny copulatory organ
32. Jorge "No Chin" Posada - June 9, 2009 2:50 PM
That's what I would do.
33. Nathan Christopher Summers - June 9, 2009 2:50 PM
Somewhere, Billy Zane is practicing diligently for a villain role.
34. God - June 9, 2009 2:53 PM
You are welcome... my children.
35. Zanna - June 9, 2009 2:53 PM
I can feel my heart beating in my vagina now. Thanks.
36. Christina - June 9, 2009 2:58 PM
Have you guys seen porn before? Men are quite evidently excitable! You all suck!
37. Christina - June 9, 2009 3:01 PM
I mean why does a gossip site cater to men! Show more HOT guys, and by hot guys i don't mean Robet Pattison or Benji/Joel Madden / Mel Gibson...YOU REALLY SUCK
38. e-rock - June 9, 2009 3:04 PM
@ #28 Sway- I hate to break it you asshole, but Bar Rafaeli's tits are fake. They are just really, really good ones. Like Salma Hayek. Gorgeous nonetheless. Not every pair of implants looks terrible like this Riley chick, sheesh. And not all women are blessed with gorgeous tits like Kelly here... some need help, like Bar and Salma, so GET OVER IT!!! I hope the stigma is a thing of the past, and soon! asshole.
39. Parker - June 9, 2009 3:09 PM
I think it'd be more newsworthy if she was motorboating Kelly's buttcheeks. That's something you never see in public. Probably for a good reason, yes, but it'd be newsworthy for sure.
40. Leonado Di Caprio - June 9, 2009 3:11 PM
Parker with the ass reference again......I knew breaking up with Bar was the right thing to do.
41. Jenna Jameson - June 9, 2009 3:13 PM
Christina, honey..let it go. Just lay back, relax and let me motorboat your pussy.
42. badabing - June 9, 2009 3:17 PM
no shit hole sex guys, but all the desperate boner dyke girls have come out of the woodwork
43. Érico - June 9, 2009 3:25 PM
instant boner
44. Anon - June 9, 2009 3:26 PM
#41
wear you miners hat and carry a spare oxygen supply.
and christina why can't a gossip site cater to men?
Jealous no guys talk about you like they do the women on here?
45. bedbug - June 9, 2009 3:29 PM
Quite sad. Flesbians.
46. b - June 9, 2009 3:47 PM
lOL the guy behind in one of the pics has a hard on!
47. ahha - June 9, 2009 3:48 PM
@35 - Can I feel your heart beating in your vagina? There is something really sexy about what you said there.
48. Alli Watermelon - June 9, 2009 4:05 PM
Those two look about as classy as their cheap swimsuits.
49. Janey - June 9, 2009 4:21 PM
My clitoris just clapped her hands.
50. Janey - June 9, 2009 4:25 PM
Zanna!!!!
51. Zanna - June 9, 2009 4:30 PM
Janey. CUPCAKES!!!!!
52. Zanna - June 9, 2009 4:31 PM
@47 - I am sorry. But my vaginal heart belongs to another.
53. ahha - June 9, 2009 4:39 PM
@52 - That's a shame. Alas, I will have to settle for Kelly Brook. I'll keep her on notice like Leo keeps Bar so, keep me posted.
54. chuck - June 9, 2009 4:51 PM
this girl riley steele is a porn star with digital playground!!!!!!! she was in that awesome movie pirates 2. god, she is so freakin' hot!!!!
55. chuck - June 9, 2009 4:52 PM
this girl riley steele is a porn star with digital playground!!!!!!! she was in that awesome movie pirates 2. god, she is so freakin' hot!!!!
56. chuck - June 9, 2009 4:52 PM
this girl riley steele is a porn star with digital playground!!!!!!! she was in that awesome movie pirates 2. god, she is so freakin' hot!!!!
57. chuck - June 9, 2009 4:52 PM
this girl riley steele is a porn star with digital playground!!!!!!! she was in that awesome movie pirates 2. god, she is so freakin' hot!!!!
58. chuck - June 9, 2009 4:52 PM
this girl riley steele is a porn star with digital playground!!!!!!! she was in that awesome movie pirates 2. god, she is so freakin' hot!!!!
59. Harry - June 9, 2009 4:54 PM
Wow, I thought this was going to be a real legit studio picture. But I guess Alexander Aja is getting desperate for a hit since his last movie tanked. Now he's making Into the Blue 3.
60. your daughter - June 9, 2009 5:00 PM
My heroes.
61. Bald Evil - June 9, 2009 5:02 PM
My first thought was: who is Riley Steele?
My second thought was: who cares?
I may be exaggerating... but this is the best thing that has ever happened.
62. Dave - June 9, 2009 5:07 PM
God is great, God is good.... let's give him thanks for those boobs!
63. Zanna - June 9, 2009 5:09 PM
Chuck! Switch to decaf!
64. hot mess - June 9, 2009 5:14 PM
To Christina @ 37
Sorry but the whole *world* caters to men's fantasies. Who me? Bitter? nah :)
65. Don Knotts - June 9, 2009 5:15 PM
I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
66. Jamie - June 9, 2009 5:16 PM
And this gentlemen, is why us women can control the whole world just using whats between our legs, i mean just look at all the guys on here, you show them one picture of two girls in bikinis and their panting like dogs!
67. Tim - June 9, 2009 5:25 PM
I just made a big mess all over my desk. Time to smoke a cigarette then clean up before the wife comes home.
68. me - June 9, 2009 5:27 PM
love the camel toe...... pic 14 and 15
69. Candy - June 9, 2009 5:28 PM
That dude is sporting wood in pic #8.
Is it ok to rape a woman on a movie set?
70. Candy - June 9, 2009 5:28 PM
That dude is sporting wood in pic #8.
Is it ok to rape a woman on a movie set?
71. Royaldukeofjackassery - June 9, 2009 5:36 PM
I looked at these pictures. Then looked around my tiny office. Then looked at some pictures of my most recent ex-girlfriend.
Then I bought a fifth of Jack, a shotgun and one shell. Should be all I need.
72. ray jay - June 9, 2009 5:36 PM
That's almost enough to make a metrosexual turn straight
73. titsonsnack - June 9, 2009 6:02 PM
LOL those chicks are homos.
74. Richard McBeef - June 9, 2009 6:09 PM
@67 - she'll be home late. and walking funny.
75. jake - June 9, 2009 6:39 PM
ben foster in the background? looks like good fun.
76. ROUGH daddy for adult only - June 9, 2009 6:47 PM
lol really now # 24? i have 1minute to kill why dont you tell me everything you know? its been my experience people who gets affected by stranger's words on the internet very gullible...
77. Mike - June 9, 2009 6:53 PM
These images got me so HARD!
78. So. JEALOUSSSSS - June 9, 2009 6:55 PM
Kelly Brooke makes me want to crumble in my existence. that womans body is down right UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aksdjflk;asdjfl;kasdjfas;lkfjasdf. *walks away in shame* why god why! such a sexy bitch id motorboat her for sure and bite on her nipples. riley steele --- trashy as fuck.
79. ROUGH daddy for adult only - June 9, 2009 6:59 PM
# 24 how long youve been waiting to let this board know what you think of rough? by the way fly charmer, the donation i was talking about can be regurgitated by the smallest penis....
80. marcus - June 9, 2009 7:07 PM
I've got a pant full of bone...
81. Just_As_it_IS - June 9, 2009 7:08 PM
Kelly is the prototype of the perfect woman for me...
Look at those hips, those long legs, the breasts, the perfect face...
Couldn't care less about the other bitch, though.
82. boobman - June 9, 2009 7:09 PM
OH MY........................... probably the best pics I have ever seen on this site.
wow.... Kelly freakin rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
83. asdf - June 9, 2009 7:14 PM
so, when the fock is their porno cumming out?
i want to see Kelly hardcore
84. hero hhh - June 9, 2009 7:20 PM
oh, Kelly is the prototype of the perfect woman for me.
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85. Tom K - June 9, 2009 7:55 PM
These are the kind of news stories I like!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Sweet Jesus!!!!!
86. isitin - June 9, 2009 8:04 PM
I just found out this was the 4th judge on Britain's Got Talent. The one they told not to come back. Simon Cowell you fool.................
87. yea - June 9, 2009 8:30 PM
http://egotastic.com/image?path=0906/kelly-brook-riley-steele-bikini-1-12.jpg&info=Kelly%20Brooke%20Bikini%20and%20Riley%20Steele%20Nipple%20Slip%20Pictures
this site has nude versions, nothing against the fish, but u know....
88. metrosexual - June 9, 2009 8:48 PM
They look too masculine for my tastes
89. Mike - June 9, 2009 9:30 PM
The fact that Kelly is wearing black stilettos on the boat shows this is a porn in the making
90. hmna - June 9, 2009 9:41 PM
Fish FTW!
holy mother of God . . . this is AWESOME!!!!!!
91. casualencounters.com/blog/ - June 9, 2009 10:10 PM
Motor what now?
92. Jim - June 9, 2009 10:12 PM
Hottest pictorial I have ever seen on The Superficial. They're both insanely sexy!
93. Famous Plastic - June 9, 2009 10:31 PM
Drunk sluts on a boat? Havn't you ever been to Lake Havasu?
94. manhattan man - June 9, 2009 11:13 PM
gross
95. John - June 9, 2009 11:27 PM
High heels on a boat? Weird
96. stu - June 9, 2009 11:56 PM
sluts
97. James - June 10, 2009 12:37 AM
You're in luck, straight guys: No direct-to-DVD for Alexandre Aja's latest. This one's going wide, and in 3-D. You'll practically be able to touch the tits.
98. Johnson - June 10, 2009 1:49 AM
Somebody buy the photographer a higher resolution camera and better quality lens....
99. Insatiable Peter - June 10, 2009 2:06 AM
I feel that I have the testicular and penile fortitude to handle both. The only attire necessary would be shoes with traction.
100. jaffer@google.com - June 10, 2009 3:02 AM
Who is who. Which one is Kelly and Riley? Nevermind, I must be gay.
101. kpfm - June 10, 2009 3:32 AM
i used to work with riley steele, her real first name is britany haha. she's the blonde. kpfm escondido ca for life
102. Moses - June 10, 2009 4:10 AM
What does this have to do with Piranhas?
103. Gar - June 10, 2009 4:34 AM
High heels on ?
104. gerard vandenberg - June 10, 2009 4:36 AM
THIS IS IT, girls!!
105. ^_^ - June 10, 2009 4:44 AM
Thanks fish for finally posting about an English girl who doesn't look like Jodie Marsh, Lauren Pope, Katie Price etc . Kelly has a fantastic, natural body and a pretty face.
106. Galtacticus - June 10, 2009 5:03 AM
Hey!
107. Dubya - June 10, 2009 5:32 AM
Kelly's face in second last pic......"oh shit my mom's gonna see this"! hehe
108. HappyMan - June 10, 2009 5:56 AM
If this is not a porno movie, I’m not really writing this.
Man Riley gave me a steel alright, man she’s the bomb, I’d also love to drop my bombs in her.
Thanks fish you’ve made my morning, probably will come back at least another three times today to view these pics again.
109. Narcissist - June 10, 2009 7:00 AM
Kelly looks good in these. I wish she was more consistent about that.
110. HappyMan - June 10, 2009 7:49 AM
True Kelly does lack consistency, best I've seen her look thus far though.
111. RichPort's Ghost - June 10, 2009 8:28 AM
These chicks look very intelligent.
112. Érico - June 10, 2009 9:15 AM
Best post evar.
113. mamamiasweetpeaches - June 10, 2009 9:43 AM
Who the fuck ARE these people anyway? I thought this site was about "celebrities"?
114. Sean Lloyd - June 10, 2009 10:27 AM
Damn you Billy Zane!
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117. alisa - June 10, 2009 12:00 PM
66..... ummmm is that something you're proud of???
these girls are hot but its sad they have to resort to this for their film career. thats all theyre useful for.. and im sure most of you guys would loveeee to have sex with them but would you marry them? all jokes aside..... i doubt it. i'm so glad i learned i can be hot without giving out sex invitations. guys wana fuck me and their mothers love me. girls dont need to act like this. but this is what the world has come to........ woman power.............ha
118. Millicent - June 10, 2009 12:40 PM
Classy. The majority of human population has not progressed beyond pigs- wallowing in their own hormonal filth. Evolve already.
119. Michelle - June 10, 2009 12:44 PM
If I could choose to swap figures with anybody it would be Kelly Brooke. She has a beautiful natural body. Its probably why God forgot to put her brain in though, no-one is allowed to be perfect!
120. lalala - June 10, 2009 1:18 PM
i'm a 22-year-old girl, and DROOLING. i swear this may be the hottest female body i've ever seen and my standards are pretty damn high.
how did she suddenly get THIS hot?! is it just slight weight loss + a tan + heels? she was attractive before, but this is just unreal.
121. Marketta - June 10, 2009 1:44 PM
#69 do u want to know how I know that u r teh ghey?
122. Suzie - June 10, 2009 3:33 PM
I guess I am an extreme hetero female because I wasn't turned on by these pix at all. Only a few of the pictures looked alright. More male pictures please!!
123. lalaland - June 10, 2009 5:04 PM
117 I'm sure they wouldn't even let any of these guys here lick their feet. That question is retarded. Look at all the other tramps who nailed some other rich celebrities. They have money and fame, they couldn't care less about appealing to mothers and crap. Isn't Kendra getting married?
124. tarts n' cream - June 10, 2009 5:45 PM
alisa @117: These chicks don't have film careers and never will, hence "Pirhana 3-D."
Does anyone else find it funny that it says that "Inappropriate or promotional comments may be removed." Has anyone actually heard of an actual instance in which a comment was removed from this site for inappropriateness? Thought not.
125. june - June 10, 2009 5:58 PM
kelly brook has a super-hot body. but some how it still looks tangible, if that makes sense. i just don't know how her body can be so feminine, and her face so masculine....
126. Nero - June 10, 2009 6:25 PM
for a better judgment i need to see these pics in 3-D! Any sound available?
127. Darth - June 10, 2009 6:31 PM
Sadly enough there will be probably in this movie only some bones and hair left from these chicks .The horror!
128. marissa - June 11, 2009 3:02 AM
Yeah, she is the same girl...spelled her name Brittni though...sadly guys, this is the best route to disease ever.
129. One Piece - June 11, 2009 5:36 PM
that is one hot chick for you right there (and one not so hot chick :D)
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This is nothing for me.
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133. miranda - July 11, 2009 3:50 AM
kpfm is right, this girl is from Escondido, CA, real name Brittni (Riley is alias). She is an alcoholic...very sad but that is what you would have to be to do what she does.
134. kranthi - August 28, 2009 1:27 AM
awesome why 2 hide riley steele tits you mait have not sencored it both r hot but kelly is superb hottttttttttttttttt
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