Jun 8 2009Katy Perry, no one likes your stupid outfits


Katy Perry attended the Capital Radio Summertime Ball in London last night wearing one of her trademark vintage outfits. has big breasts.

That should cover it.

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Without her breasts, she would be unknown.

This is why i LOVE the Fish!

Not another wonk-eyed retard. Do people actually think she's hot? She's dressed like a 50s wife. Which is an indication of where she should be - in the kitchen and shutting the fuck up.

Her breasts were made for motorboating.

her makeup always looks so "MAC"

I like her style. But maybe she wouldn't have monster zits like those if she didn't wear 3 layers of full coverage foundation.

Just maybe..

Us gay guys love this kind of stuff. She looks great lol.

I think she looks highly fuckable.

Nice outfit Holly Hobby.

is she cross-eyed?

picture 4 scares me.

is she cross-eyed?

gwen stefani called... she wants her mid 90's persona back

What the fuck, Fish?!


You don't like the Daisy Duke gone Minnie Mouse look?


Dude!


You don't know what hot sex is until you've had hot cartoon mouse sex, man!!

Cartoon vuh-jay-jay be da bomb!

Just ask Roger Rabbit if ya don't believe me!

Mmmm.....cartoon cranny.....

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Barbara Billingsley (aka June Cleaver) had a pretty nice rack too. Don't know why that came to mind...

@12

yes... it does look like she shopped at gwen stefanis girage sale from a decade and a half ago

...except katy perry actually has boobs

She looks like a trampy Minnie Mouse.

it'd be cute if she were going swimming... it looks like a retro bathing suit to me, not something one would wear to a ball.

@ #13 - sorry dude, I should have read the comments before posting so hastily.

@ #3 Megan - what the f^ck is wrong with you, girl?? Your "going back to the kitchen and shutting the fuck up" comment gives women a bad name. I assume that as a woman who makes such suggestions, you are also a wonk eyed retard who practices what she preaches.

i'm the assman. i would hit it.

Shes been hanging out with that Dita porn tease a little 2much...still looks lovely though...

does her necklace seriously read: KITTY PURRY ??!!

Katy Perry > all

/The Fish loves skanky Paris Hilton

meh

I'd bang her, but I'd get sick of that kooky persona shit real fast.

Nice one Fish. One of the best.

Wilma from Bedrock? I want to show you my terradactal?

I may be hot and cold, but she's yes and she's no.

I'd shag that into a stinky froth.

@ 25:

Exactly what I was going to say. Fish, hilarious work with the caption, my friend. Bravo.

i wanna see those warlocks in all there glory!! any topless pics of this chick??

i think she looks nice. i'd definitely fuck her silly!
the fish called this one wrong- dead wrong.
ms. perry, farty mcshitface has the womb-broom waiting for you and if you are really nice and sweet, he will give you the tush-push too!

Katty's fashion seem to always be stuck in the pasr. But, I do like her little outfits. Hot!

It must take her FOREVER to wipe off all the concealer and whatever the fuck she puts on.

Good balance on one leg and promising mouthshots.Good job!

Um, she looks like Minnie freaking mouse. What a stylish ensemble. She reminds me so much of Lady GAG, I mean GAGA they both are apparently famous for their Horrible fashion sense and nothing else. Their music is annoying and so are they. Argh. Where did the REAL celebrities go?? Are there any left anymore??

You know what? Next time I hope Kate Perry licks a eight hundred pound razorback hog's asshole for two straight minutes and then tongue frenches Heidi Montag for a good three minutes while holding her nostrils and pinching her vagus nerve repeatedly.

Afterwards she can taze Spencer Pratt repeatedly, chainsaw off his head, throw the body in a lime pit and run around South Beach topless in a Maserati with Spence's decapitated head as an antenna ball.

Then, and only then, will I consider her proposal for marriage.

A man has to have high standards.

I'll have her all to myself.

she looks delicious

I, for one, love the pinup look. But if she wants to look like shes from the 50s, i hope she keeps her mouth shut like women did back then too.

Dude, she's HOT and is weird. She has her own style, whether it's cool or not..i don't always know. But the girl has a bad ass body and a gorgeous face. Some of you are nuts =)

I like her outfits just fine.

How can I send e-mail to The Superficial webmaster?

At least this broad aint got a bunch of nasty tattoos

#12--The ladies from the B-52's called both Gwen and Katie and they want their idea for 50's retro in the 1980's back!

#12--The ladies from the B-52's called both Gwen and Katie and they want their idea for 50's retro in the 1980's back!

She is too cute for words :)

Meh, I like this stupid outfit. It seems like an allusion to a more innocent time while still screaming "whore." It's a self-contained contradiction.

but be sure, folks.
SOME AMERICANS ARE DUMB & DULL INDEED!!

Minnie Mouse, is that you?

THAT IS SO BETTY PAGE

she looks so stupid and corny in that close up of her face. like a robot or something.

Big breasts? Are you fucking kidding me? Have you ever actually seen big breasts?

fucking HAAATE this girl!

talentless, unattractive, boring, TRYING WAY TOO HARD.

I've always detested polka dots, and this confirms that they are the stupidest fucking pattern ever invented. However, Katy obviously doesn't give two shits since she looks like THAT, so good for her for making me and other polka dot haters sick. Glad fish is on MY side, though : )

I think she looks cute.

Oh wow mannnnn, how retro.


Less weird clothes, less clothes in general. Clingy microskirts and stuff.

@ 42 - Amen.

@ 51 - Like pleasant big. Not motorcycle magazine freak show udders dragging the floor big.

One hit wonder (and a horrible one at that) - your 15 minutes are up now go away please

OK look.Her outfits look really nice as you can see she picks different outfits from different points of time!Which makes her look unique.As for the people who say she would be nothing with out her breast your jealous because your flat chested. For people who says her look is dumb that because you shop in thrift stores and clothes bins!

Big breasts? Whoever said that is retarded. I'm not trying to brag but I'm a 34D and my boobs are considered 'big'... what is she, like a B cup or something? That's tiny. Also she's talentless, average looking, boring, crap at playing guitar, annoying, vain, stupid and unoriginal - yes that's right, UNoriginal! Do you people actually think it takes some unique talent to pick a cute '50s style outfit out and then WEAR IT? Um... no. Or even to tell someone what you'd like 'your' style to be and then have them get an outfit ready for you every day? Yeah... it's real hard to do that isn't it? Um... no. Do you think she dressed like this before she got famous? No. Do you think she would dress like this if the cameras weren't on her? No. Her and Lady Gaga make me sick. There is nothing unique about these people... they have to wear insane outfits to get people's attention because they can't do it any other way and that my friends is just sad...

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