Jun 2 2009Kate Gosselin wears another bikini


Kate Gosselin stepped out in a bikini again this morning in North Carolina, so I'm pretty sure she wants us to look and this isn't a random paparazzi sighting. It's either publicity for the show, or Kate's trying to reel in a new man and severely overestimating her body's ability to distract from eight kids running around. Unless I missed the shot where hundred dollar bills and motorcycles shoot out of her breasts. If so, dinner at my place?

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Where are her stretch marks? They can take those away with a tummy tuck??

pic # 8, I felt the creature stir.

It's about time we start getting topless shots, otherwise these pics are proving to be as useless as men's tits.

how in the shit does she not have stretch marks after having 6 people inside of her at once?

#3
Absoulutely. They can even get rid of a c-section scar.

I dont care how much you guys want to convince your selves she ugly cause she dosnt look like an old school Pam Anderson. She is Skin!!!

She's had so much plastic surgery her belly button has been raised 6 inches. But, still not bad for having had 8 kids.

#3 I think so, she may have had a body lift in addition to her tummy tuck. I think she looks pretty damn good when you consider how freaking huge she was when she was pregnant with those 6 kidlettes. It looked like her stomach was going to rupture.

The 1st pic confirms boob work. Look at how perfectly round the top of her funbags are.

Mind you, I'd still hit it.

The sad part of a tummy tuck, for a guy, is that it's designed to make the woman feel good. Like Kunt here, she can wear a bikini in public again and feel good about herself, which is her only goal. But we can't remove all the nastiness - some of it has to be stretched down and reattached below the bikini line. So when the bikini comes off, a guy is treated to the sight of a ridge of discolored bumpy scar tissue right smack in the middle of the pubic area. Mt. Flaccid is what we call it, privately. Just look at the second picture from the left on the second row down - the lower half of her tummy is pointing down toward the disaster zone. She's happy because she only cares about the cameras, but her husband needs to realize that all of that is irrelevant to him, because he has to face the nastiness when the clothing comes off. Time to move on to a woman with a non-ruined body.

For the love of god, please stop with that hair. It's horrid.

In the meantime, I'm guessing that on top of the tummy tuck that got the show started, we have:

Implants
Breast Lift
Lipo on legs and waist.
full set of porcelain veneers

Wow what in the hell is that strange thing doing on her face????? Oh it's a smile.

Wow what in the hell is that strange thing doing on her face????? Oh it's a smile.

Wow what in the hell is that strange thing doing on her face????? Oh it's a smile.

When I was a kid at the ocean, I was sporting the water wings - still do. But my sand castles are better than theirs.

Men like most any female that will say yes. Jon seems to be able to pick up chicks. This lady is walking around half naked on a beach and you don't see a guy anywhere. It must be that Plus 8.

she wants to be seen playing with her kids cause she NEVER does.

i'd hit it

The Paparazzi Corners Kate Gosselin and asks about cheating allegations!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-DD_iFHXz4

Hilarious!

Winnie the Pooh ankle tattoo. Nice...!

=(

She looks HOT!

Jesus, haven't any of you watched the Discovery channel late night, ON WEED?

All a tummy tuck is, they literally cut out a rectangular patch of thick skin, then sew the two ends together. It;s fucking disgusting. They plop the skin (complete with bright yellow fat cells hanging off like the Tan-Tan in Empire Strikes Back) in a metal pan and it makes a loud clanging noise. It's one of the sickest things I ever watched.

*pic 8* I'd snake her drain

@9
Yeah, her belly button is way off.

I want to put my penis in there.

I wish someone would douse this bitch with acid so we may be rid of her. Not to mention her husband and kids would be better off.

AT LEAST YOU KNOW SHE PUTS OUT

Right on No. 12 !! Well said. Way to show off the scar tissue and tummy tuck evidence, Kate. Body issues aside, this being about $$$ and Hollywood, the worst thing is not her ego, which seems to be the size of Cincinnati, but her shamelessness in pimping out her kids - all 8 of them - and being a super-sized, controlling bitch throughout. I read her interview in People mag and she says "none of this is my fault," "you think this is MY fault?" She made me sick.

She looks like a tank with tits and a bad haircut. No thanks. And wtf, they repositioned her navel far too high up on that lumpy lipo belly.

Wait until she poses for FHM or Playboy. I can't wait for that.

Collin: My boop is stiff mommy...
Kate: Oh honey...
Aaden: My boop! My boop!
Kate: You too Aaden? Wow
Joel: Mommy you look good.
Kate: Hahaha! You too, Joely?
Jon: Oh boy.
Kate: Mommy looks good...

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She looks pretty good. I actually didn't recognise her with the smile.

Im guessing its smelly.

STOP POSTING ON THIS OLD B*TCH.
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS, AND I DONT CARE, SHES UGLY. OLD.

not a fan of 5 yr olds in bikinis!!!!!!

I'd take a crack at that pussy if I were given the chance.

Can you imagine the Botox she'll need to get rid of that hideous double furrow between her eyes ? Yikes.

....seriously.... are they NOT making whole pieces ANYMORE???

LMAO at #20!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO at #20!!!!!!!!!!

Did her tummy tuck take away her calf muscles?

And a Winnie the Pooh tattoo? Seriously? I'd expect something more like Joan Crawford holding a wire hanger.

She's as bangable as any other surburban, soccer mom, fucked-up woman.

Why not? I bet she's a little freaky. Especially if you start buying her shit....

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Bullshit! If anyone on this blog can't see that all this bitch is doing is hunting for some new cock, then you've got baking soda for brains.

She looks hot and honestly I hope she banging her body guard because Jon is a douche bag. The extra weight he put on this season looks good on him so now not only is he balding but hes a fattie-what a loser. Go Kate!

AWWW THEY'RE IMPLANTS. I thought her funbags were real. Shame.

"12. Dr. Rey - June 2, 2009 1:39 PM

The sad part of a tummy tuck, for a guy, is that it's designed to make the woman feel good. Like Kunt here, she can wear a bikini in public again and feel good about herself, which is her only goal. But we can't remove all the nastiness - some of it has to be stretched down and reattached below the bikini line. So when the bikini comes off, a guy is treated to the sight of a ridge of discolored bumpy scar tissue right smack in the middle of the pubic area. Mt. Flaccid is what we call it, privately. Just look at the second picture from the left on the second row down - the lower half of her tummy is pointing down toward the disaster zone. She's happy because she only cares about the cameras, but her husband needs to realize that all of that is irrelevant to him, because he has to face the nastiness when the clothing comes off. Time to move on to a woman with a non-ruined body."

For a 'doctor', you're a fucking idiot.

She looks great! Whatever haters, I'd hit that all day.

I am sorry, but she looks just fine, people. This is the way women look most of the time; I am a 37-year old married male, and I'd still hit that in two seconds. She looks a helluva lot better than my wife does.

Boy, I hate to admit it because I hate like hell to feed into the Jon & Kate frenzy, but if I saw this bitch on the beach, i'd chub up. If you told me she shot 8 kids out of her body, I'd probably lose wood though. I'm not into fucking barnyard animals.

I'm your typical, non-discerning, horny-as-shit male.

And I would not fuck this shitlump for any reason.

Her body is pretty good I guess, if you don't mind scars, but it's attatched to that head, and the head's attatched to that mouth...........I'd stay far away

Today must be groundhog day!

awwwwww leahs face in the last picture is so precious!!!

if any of you watched the premiere [or any of the shows for that matter] you can tell what a douche jon is. he looks bored and uninterested in his kid's life. i've been watching the show since day one and yes kate comes off as a bitch but you cant be passive when you have to raise eight kids [sometimes 9 if you include jon]. having one, two, even three children makes people crazy, imagine that many. she HAS to be mad because it's insane to have that many children!!! but her kids are beautiful and you can tell they're loved and that's all that matters. and those kids aren't acting, it's hard just getting them all to pay attention let alone train them to say shit!

awwwwww leahs face in the last picture is so precious!!!

if any of you watched the premiere [or any of the shows for that matter] you can tell what a douche jon is. he looks bored and uninterested in his kid's life. i've been watching the show since day one and yes kate comes off as a bitch but you cant be passive when you have to raise eight kids [sometimes 9 if you include jon]. having one, two, even three children makes people crazy, imagine that many. she HAS to be mad because it's insane to have that many children!!! but her kids are beautiful and you can tell they're loved and that's all that matters. and those kids aren't acting, it's hard just getting them all to pay attention let alone train them to say shit!

Kate is freaking hot, Jon needs to get his shit together. He's got eight kids and a hot wife. Stupid bastard, many guys would kill just to have a hot wife and kid.

Her surgeon is a God or a magician.

Those choppers would sever your weener like a snapping turtle.

Well,well,she could have never imagined ever before that half the world would see her in bikini carrying a kid's shovel and pail one day!

She's definitely had a boob job which she did NOT get when she got the tummy tuck. I don't remember any extra special boob job episodes so so much for it being a 'reality show'.

Also, what was up with Jon in the first episode? Was he drunk at the kids' party? He was totally out of it and when Alexis talks to him about the boy she invited, he looks at her and starts hugging on her like a complete perv. It was weird. And wtf is up with him rolling up in a two seat Porsche? Where the hell are his million kids going to fit in that thing?

All that said, I still can't stand Kate and think anyone married to her is basically condemned to a life in hell regardless of all the money.

She's really NOT bad looking. I'd HIT it!!

She is built like a man with fat legs!! GROSS!!!!! She is an evil hag to Jon, and only is with her kids with the cameras are rolling!! Loser!!

This is just a general comment but it really bugs me that these huge fucking families (this show, 18 and Counting etc) get all this attention and fame. Like the world isn't burdened enough with the ridiculous human over-population problem. Now we have to deal with these fuckers who get idolized for using fertility drugs (how much do you think it cost us tax payers to get all those unnaturally created premies out of the hospital?) or for being insane "Christian so we don't use birth control" freaks?

I see that Jennifer Aniston is keeping a close eye on me! Boo!

her kids have that mongoloid, down syndrome, special olympics retard face

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I got to admint, she looks MUCH better than I thought and whoever did her tits did a great job. They look big and full and don't scream porn *.

I don't know who this is, but if she has 8 kids then I am against her.

AH!!! CANKLES!!!

I woulda hit it... but the cankles are a huge turn off...

again with the mince meat gut in a two-piece, she looks like tara reid.

Yes, I want to buttfuck her. So what? Look at that pic where she's bent over grabbing her ankles. She wants it too.

sure they can lipo the fat out of her, but can the plastic surgeons do something about the stretched out vag after having 8 kids?

#73: You don't seriously think she pushed 8 babies thru her fucking birth canal, do you?? Moron.

look at what her stomach used to look like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOElghAVCI

her tummy tuck was free


The green shovel is to bury Jons balls.

@ 55 - How can you tell them apart?

@ 66 - They are part Mongol (Korean).

Hey # 73- She prolly has a tighter vag than you- even if you're a guy~ have you ever heard of a c-section?


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That guys pretty good. Tara Reid should go there.

She is fat. But at least not as hairy as my gay boyfriend.


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agree, THISONE SUCKS BETTER AROUND THE BODY, folks!!

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"how in the shit does she not have stretch marks after having 6 people inside of her at once?"

I assume you're talking about babies and not bodyguards.

I would crush that. Great thighs on a worthless beech

She looks hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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The maintenance on her body is more then my 7 series BMW. Thats why she has to keep her fake marriage going.

Very very very f u c k a b l e in the bend over picture i'll be happy to do her from bihind.

@61...it's called depression, asshole! Jon said he was miserable, and it shows!
I just wonder what those poor children are being told when they ask where Daddy is?

@ 61....It's called depression, stupid. Jon is depressed over this entire situation, and I don't blame him.
I just wonder what those kids are being told when they ask where daddy is?

Why wear a bikini if your tummy tuck scar will be clearly visible? @@

For all the work she's had done, she still has no waist.

who says it's the scar from a tummy tuck, it's a scar from her c section it's in the same location.

she looks freakin amazing! I am a 27 yo female and her stomach is flat as mine and i have zero kids.

has she really had surgery??

I dont understand the big deal..Who cares if she got a tummy tuck or whatever else she got.. It makes her feel good to get it done that let it be.. There are plenty of people out there who get shit done to their body everyday to look good.. If anybody has kids they know its hard to get your body back.. Let it be everyone worries about what other people do.. Worrie about you, I bet half the world that worries about other people have just a messed up life or even worse.. The world needs to get over itsself..(You dont know the whole story)

I dont understand the big deal..Who cares if she got a tummy tuck or whatever else she got.. It makes her feel good to get it done that let it be.. There are plenty of people out there who get shit done to their body everyday to look good.. If anybody has kids they know its hard to get your body back.. Let it be everyone worries about what other people do.. Worrie about you, I bet half the world that worries about other people have just a messed up life or even worse.. The world needs to get over itsself..(You dont know the whole story)

I dont understand the big deal..Who cares if she got a tummy tuck or whatever else she got.. It makes her feel good to get it done that let it be.. There are plenty of people out there who get shit done to their body everyday to look good.. If anybody has kids they know its hard to get your body back.. Let it be everyone worries about what other people do.. Worrie about you, I bet half the world that worries about other people have just a messed up life or even worse.. The world needs to get over itsself..(You dont know the whole story)

omg you guys are horrible. look in the mirror. nobodys perfect. and you are making it sound like she weighs a ton and is really that bad looking?? shes not! you all should get your own life.


Why does she have those kids out in the sun at midday? Could that be any later than 4 PM?

Her belly button sits too high up. It looks wierd. Yeah, I know it's probably from the tummy tuck, but it looks un-natural.

I think Kate looks fucking awesome for having 8 children and clearly works out a lot so PROPS to her.

Damn all you who say mean things about her... u all suck balls.

New man? Who the fuck wants her?

Gee, why would Jon go after a 23 year old piece of ass when he could be hitting this? Hey Kunt, it's great that you're proud of your body, but we don't need to see it. I wonder, does she ever play with Jon's balls, or does she just leave them in her purse? Good riddance, and good luck getting a new man. Your only hope is to find an attention starved media whore like yourself. I suggest loading up the minivan with the kids and taking a ride to the lake. Get a fresh start, girl! You can still have a reality show....how about 'Kunt and her ugly belly/fake jugs/forehead crease plus ZERO'. I'd watch it, unless the Octomom was on at the same time.

Why is this Christian MOTHER of eight sporting a smaller bathing suit bottom than her 5 yr old daughters??

Kate, why don't you grow up and become a mother instead of a sex symbol. You have 8 beautiful children that John deserves to bring up, not you.

What's the big deal? She So fake?? She can flaunt that plastic surgery all she wants. No man will ever marry her again with 8 freakin kids!!! Unless...she pays them off. All that money just for exploiting your kids. Wow!

What's the big deal? She is So fake?? She can flaunt that plastic surgery all she wants. No man will ever marry her again with 8 freakin kids!!! Unless...she pays them off. All that money just for exploiting your kids. Wow!

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