Jun 10 2009Chantelle Houghton in a bikini

Oh look it's someone you've never heard about wearing a swim suit. Next up, someone else you don't give a flying shit about and couldn't pick out in a lineup, in a swim suit.

First

Manages to combine the idiocy of Spencer and Heidi into one being. She's a disgrace to Britain and humankind. Wouldn't touch her with Fish's.

#1, why are you criticizing the only reason I come to this site? I'm confused.

Are there only reality stars in Britain?

Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy

Someone once told me that the average cup-size in Britain is D. After this, and Kelly Brooke yesterday, I'm starting to believe it.

Fish; you've out-done yourself in the boobage finding department. Well done.

Id rock and roll with this rolly polly! who am i to turn it down now if shes british i need to see those choppers....

It's big tited women like her that keeps me here. Good work !! Plus it keeps all the little faglets whinning. Love it !! And the bitches that want to be......

She is a bit thick..

wooahh...

thank you.

FAKE FUCKING TITS!

I want to squeeze those liferafts out of her chest cavity

Sorry but you can see tits anywhere on the internet. Bigger and better and nakeder ones than these. Tits you've never imagined in your wildest dreams. This is a big, bright pink, glitzy looking web site about gossip. You're gonna have to try harder to convince me you come here for the boobies.

She's a little bit... FAT. Even though she's trying to suck it in. Funny that she puts a shirt over her belly when she's laying down, she should have tied it around her waist when she was standing up! Nice gray underarm stubble too... BLECH.

Lmao at pic # 4. Awww, honey... did someone tell you you looked good doing that pose? Her face is hilarious, she's trying SO hard to look sexy.

If we don't know who the chick is, this site is just "babeporn".

Has no-one here BEEN to Britain? Of COURSE She's fat. the last skinny girl from England was Kate Moss, before her, Twiggy. They are all over-weigh, doughy, pale-skinned, bad-toothed babes with an accent that makes them sound smarter than you, which they probably aren't but are far better educated. Unless they have a cockney accent in which case they sound like gutter scum.

But yes, i'd bang her like a drum, because she is a woman.

I'm out.

Here's a lesson for you young turks out there. Take a look at that mid section. Not too bad now, but, 2 kids and 10 years from now she'll be as thick in the middle as your average Iowa hausfrau hauling her fat ass around Wal-Mart. Listen to the Funeral Guy. He's been around and he knows these things are true.

"Sorry but you can see tits anywhere on the internet. Bigger and better and nakeder ones than these. Tits you've never imagined in your wildest dreams. This is a big, bright pink, glitzy looking web site about gossip. You're gonna have to try harder to convince me you come here for the boobies."

You'll be missed, fuckstick.

Way to stick 'em out for the paparazzi, baby !! Fake tits !!

"babeporn" is acceptable. If we draw the line at "babeporn" what is next - that The Fish has to exist in a box that says bikini pics of only known celebs are allowed? I just find that extremely restrictive/confining - in a creative sense.

This ho is a little over the top but the tits alone give her a pass.

"15. Some Girl - June 10, 2009 6:35 PM

She's a little bit... FAT. Even though she's trying to suck it in. Funny that she puts a shirt over her belly when she's laying down, she should have tied it around her waist when she was standing up! Nice gray underarm stubble too... BLECH."

Yet another comment from the gaggle of women who themselves wouldnt be photographed by anyone unless it was done mistakenly by the Discovery Channel during the filming of their Planet Earth series....I love how bitches like you talk shit, and 99% of you couldnt hold a flame even to LiLo's crotch. Fat?????Shut the fuck up.

Another Essex slag with fake titties?

"Famous" for being the first non-celebrity to feature in the UK's Celebrity Big Brother (it was a prank, and all the D-List celebs believed she was one of them).

Vacuous and talentless, her former jobs include working as a Paris Hilton look-alike.

Despite this, her reality TV stint and subsequent media whoring has made her a millionaire.

So if you can handle the fact that she's like a more retarded, chubbier Paris Hilton, she's quite the catch.

The fork is not her friend

gross stomach, horrible rectangle shape. but, admittedly, i might have been thrown off by huge fake tits if i saw her with clothes on and thought she was more attractive than she is. but fake titties don't make up for skipping the gym. i'm going back to the kelly brook post - big tits and a hot, toned body.

Good God I'd cream all over those funbags

Fat chick with bog bolt on's. NOTHING TO SEE HERE....MOVING ON.

Fat chick with big bolt on's. NOTHING TO SEE HERE....MOVING ON.

Christ, she's definitely not fat. She has a hot body. I'd rather have some curves & tits than be too skinny.

That bathing suit top is working overtime

For some reason that is really unappealing. She could really use a waist.

@23 "Yet another comment from the gaggle of women who themselves wouldnt be photographed by anyone unless it was done mistakenly by the Discovery Channel during the filming of their Planet Earth series....I love how bitches like you talk shit, and 99% of you couldnt hold a flame even to LiLo's crotch. Fat?????Shut the fuck up."

Lol, oooh, did I hit a nerve because I called the fat girl fat? I'm sorry that I offended you because she's skinnier than your girlfriend/wife/mom... I could sit here and tell you how I look ten times better in a bikini, even without the fake boobs, but it wouldn't prove anything because apparently making a negative comment about somebody on a gossip website automatically means you're disgusting. Following that logic, I love how unemployed fat slobs like you talk shit, and 99% of women would rather date Spencer Pratt than sit next to you at the movies. Shut the fuck up!

meaty

@Some Girl

Look you dumb fucking cunt, not being in perfect shape doesn't make someone fat. SHE'S NOT FAT SHE'S JUST OUT OF SHAPE. Dumb ass whore, go choke on a dick. Why do you work out so much, do you do it for your health or do you do it so the random guys at the bar will be more willing to stick their cock in you?

Id like to see her and David Hasselhoff in a stomach vacuum contest...

#18 Speak for the ones you've actually SEEN. I, for one, look nothing like you describe. Maybe because I'm half British half Italian I dont have the "pasty, doughy" look, but I'm still an English girl at heart : )

@37 Look you dumb fucking cunt, not being in perfect shape doesn't make someone fat. SHE'S NOT FAT SHE'S JUST OUT OF SHAPE. Dumb ass whore, go choke on a dick. Why do you work out so much, do you do it for your health or do you do it so the random guys at the bar will be more willing to stick their cock in you?

So, your argument against my saying that she's fat is saying that she's out of shape...? Okaaay...
I never said "I work out so much", but f.y.i. I do it for myself... Why would any woman waste their time working out to get laid, when men obviously couldn't care less if a girl is a tank, or, ahem, out of shape...

This girls name is actually Chanelle Hayes. Chantelle Houghton is another equally vacuous Big Brother contestant. Terrible journalism.

@ 34 some girl: well said.
Yet another butterfaced, sausage-legged fatty / pornstar wannabe. Primary target demographics: overweighted white trash.
@23 scotty: "the problem with cheap education is that u never stop paying for it.. " ;-)

@ 34 some girl: well said.
Yet another butterfaced, sausage-legged fatty / pornstar wannabe. Primary target demographics: overweighted white trash.
@23 scotty: "the problem with cheap education is that u never stop paying for it.. " ;-)

#37: Yum Yum Tang
Cool it, dummy. If the fatty can afford a boob job, she most certainly can afford a subscription at 24/fitness to STAY in freaking shape.
In this world, when you r a media BIATCH posing in a bikini to get attention, you stay in freaking shape. That's her freaking job, CUNT. ;-)

@ Some Girl

Yeah, saying someone is out of shape is a LITTLE bit different than calling someone who is NOT overweight "FAT"

If you are incapable of understanding that difference than you are just as stupid as I think you are. What *I* said was correct--she is not as "toned" as many of these "celebrities" you see on the beaches these days. But she is NOT fat, not by ANY stretch of the imagination. Except for yours and all the other overly cunty girls in the world :) And you must not have much experience with men if you think they don't give a shit about appearances. Did you grow up in a fucking cave in Siberia? Is that where you're posting from?

@ Nmbr 40 "Heidis used tampon"!!

Hey!! There is something intelligent about Heidi after all - her used Tampons!!
Thats the smartest part of her getting flushed away down the drain, huh.

@ PoonTang - stop taking it so motherfucking personally Poonie!
If you and Some Girl keep fighting Im going to ring your father and you are going to have to be banned to separate ends of cyberspace for the evening - Ive seen a pic of that Pink wanabee, Spencer "Im a Pratt" and Im already feeling like Im off my dinner.

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It is a little bit different, but certainly not worth all of the blind rage and name-calling, which is what I was trying to convey. First you call me a whore, now you say I must not have much experience with men... Whew! You are certainly attacking from all angles! I'm beginning to think you're related to the fatty. Or, wait, Chanelle...? Is that you? :)

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@40, sorry but you're wrong. That is actually Chantelle Houghton. Google her, then make comments about terrible journalism.

@40, sorry you're wrong. That is actually Chantelle Houghton. Google her, then make your comments about terrible journalism.

Sorry people... this shapeless twit isn't even good enough for a glory hole.

"Lol, oooh, did I hit a nerve because I called the fat girl fat? I'm sorry that I offended you because she's skinnier than your girlfriend/wife/mom... I could sit here and tell you how I look ten times better in a bikini, even without the fake boobs, but it wouldn't prove anything because apparently making a negative comment about somebody on a gossip website automatically means you're disgusting. Following that logic, I love how unemployed fat slobs like you talk shit, and 99% of women would rather date Spencer Pratt than sit next to you at the movies. Shut the fuck up!"

Next time, if you're trying to come across as witty, google some insults so they dont sound like you sat at home for 3+ hours coming up w that weak sauce.

You COULD sit here and tell me you look ten times better, but you won't because we both know you're full of shit. And I'm far from unemployed, far from fat, and if that's really the best you can do, I feel for you. Not feel *you* mind you- I dont have the kind of time necessary to devote to something that monumental or to cover that kind of ground. You bitch at me for saying you're disgusting but you're blasting some chick whose far from fat unless you're bulimic(doubtful), w the 'blech' bullshit? Get over yourself. I mean, I know you're perfect w a stunner type body, but give it a shot, heffa.

I'll wait for your original and snappy retort.

"So, your argument against my saying that she's fat is saying that she's out of shape...? Okaaay...
I never said "I work out so much", but f.y.i. I do it for myself... Why would any woman waste their time working out to get laid, when men obviously couldn't care less if a girl is a tank, or, ahem, out of shape...

No, sunshine, the argument is because shes not fucking fat. Period. Theres plenty of women on here who fit that bill.....she isnt one of them. So when you, as usual, come on here and start in w that, it makes you sound far less credible, and if anything, a bit envious. I know, I know, youre a 10, you look far better in a bikini, and I'm just an unemployed fat asshole, I'll save you the trouble of repeating yourself. Fact is, shes not fat, you talk like shes a fucking sea lion, and it sounds ridiculous.

Fire away.

C'mon... Scott's waiting...

^^Scott^^
Too many misused commas! Lay off the comma a bit.

@52 - You've got to be kidding, right? She's freaking beautiful.

Z, she's a set of diamonique QVC boobs (available for purchase in three low monthly payments), no hips to speak of, and an obvious lack of ass.

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/l/chantelle_houghton_080208/chantelle_houghton_1750766.jpg

Sorry, but she looks like Daisy de la Hoya to me...

C'MON!!! SCOTT'S STILL WAITING!!!

I would totally HIT THAT
Hell yes
Just a bit thick...with that British Accent, YUMMY

Is there any such thing as a "reality" star or anything else that comes out of London which doesn't contain massive CC's of silicone?

she's pretty chubby for hwood standards.

she's pretty fat for hwood standerz

she's pretty fat for hwood standerz

she's pretty fat for hwood standerz

Bottom line being.. the lady is a fatty.
Heidi Klum: Not fat. Rosanne: Fat.
She is definitely more a Rosanne than a Heidi, ok?

Chantelle is a brand for lingerie (bras, underwear). I had no idea a woman could be named Chantelle.
This one is just a thick rectangle with a sunburnt face.
And she is trying soooooooo hard. Mmmmphhhhh... sucks the gut in.... sticks the pancake-ass out... grrrmmmbbblll... pouts...

Pathetic.

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LMAO Some Girl is tearing Poon Tang/Scott a new one. Keep it up girl you are hilarious.

No, soo soo solio. No, she's not us a new one.

And Some Girl...you were calling names first, remember? Calling a non-fat chick fat? IN my opinion you deserved to be called a cunt because that's what you are. Suck on it, biatch. And hell yeah I said you don't have any experience, what kind of dumb bitch makes some sort of blanket statement that infers that men don't give a fuck about appearances? Sure, there are plenty of guys out there who would stick it to a fatty but there are MANY who wouldn't. And AW75....don't try to be funny, it doesn't become you. Roseanne? Heidi Klum? What the fuck are you talking about? Are you 12?

And H-Chick, I'm not taking it personally. I just don't like bitches with attitudes like that, the one's with the attitudes that PERPETUATE eating disorders in this country. It's P A T H E T I C

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