Jun 17 2009Bruce Willis and his wife take weird pictures

What in the blue hell?!

FINALLY--a bitch who doesn't have ugly, HUGE nipples!

Damn, B.W. a FREAK! :D

These were all shot at the new Standard Hotel in NYC. Cool.

No seriously what the fuck!??!

what the...

Bruce? This is a raging far cry from your Moonlighting days, sir.

Okay - I guess I'm the only one who found these shots pretty efing cool? She's quite yummy, btw - nice score BW.

What is wrong with those pictures? That is what goes on at my house all the time..

Haha! God you know they have some pretty kinky sex.
Awesome.

Hey....who doesn't love a little kink??? Bruce is a hottie!

What a ridiculous photo shoot. I appreciate the nudity, but the whole concept is retarded.

@1 Duchess of Dork- I'm not sure why you are shocked by this sort of behavior; your art portfolio is nothing normal...

"Bruce Willis and his new wife Emma Heming pose for an S&M-themed photo shoot"--this is not Sadomasichism. I see no pain in their faces. It's not even Bondage & Discipline. At the least, it's a fetish-fashion-themed photo shoot. Picture 6 MAY come close to S&M.....maybe.

No wonder Bruce doenst have an ounce of jealous of Demi and Kutcher; That chic is smoking and into kinks..

She's typically pretty smokin, but here she looks like Spock! Go John McClane on them for this travesty, Bruce...btw, you're still f'en HOT, even in panties!

@ Rachael - My portfolio is so normal it's ridiculous.

And I like these photos, if only for the fact that they make people think. Sure, it's mostly about big fake boobs and weird shoes, but who doesn't appreciate both of these things?

Absolutely beautiful.

haha! I like the one where she's got that hairy suit thing on riding on top of him!! :D Silly Bruce.

Anyways, if he impregnates this one, we can certainly bet that they won't be total fugsters like those other girls.

That's a bald move, Mr.Willis!

@Duchess
Perhaps compared to your secret stash, eh?

I hate Bruce Willis, but those breasts are spectacular.

Mrs. Willis seems to have nice pectorals also.

WTF!!!!! I'm sorry but how weird can you get? And those shoes she has on are just plain stupid. I'm not a prude but what the hell is going on with the S&M fetishes nowadays..It doesn't do it for me!

WTF!!!!! I'm sorry but how weird can you get? And those shoes she has on are just plain stupid. I'm not a prude but what the hell is going on with the S&M fetishes nowadays..It doesn't do it for me!

@16 I appreciate one of them...

Fair play to the man. Mr Willis is at least a decade older than me and in much better shape.

Could be outtakes from the fifth element.!

ps my wife is just as good looking. I'm a happy man ;)

OOOOOOH!

I love the militaristic space monkey furry armed jacket/bodice thing she's wearing.

This would look much better if Mr. Willis was wearing the hat that this clothes hangar has on in pic #1.

Those are amazing photos - from both an artistic and photographic standpoint.

Love the angles, the strange subject matter, and it says a lot about the couple's dynamic as well.

why is her upper body covered in hair in the pic where she is straddling him. She looks like something from the Planet of the Apes.

i love it. being a married guy with a creative and uninhibited person is fantastic fun. the fact that they can do stuff like this together is great and i bet their relationship is better for it. :)

These pictures are amazing. The color, the movement.

@28

Thank you for your very thoughtful analysis, Maggie.

However, you may feel differently after completing your second photography course at High School High.

Thanks again!

@28 and 31

Hey Maggie! Like hello!! Kayleigh totally agrees with you!! No way did I think she would.

She was being a total bitch in homeroom this morning.

My stash is no secret.

OH my she has an amazing body!

HOT as fuck!
LOVE the shoes.
A bit turned on...my husband and I are going to have fun tonight!

HOT!
Love the shoes!
What a turn on! I will attack my husband when we get home from work tonight!

Those are some perfect tits.

@37 What, those shoes are fucking ugly as sin.

I admit she looks good figure and skin wise, but what's with the costumes, they auditioning for the remake of Hell Raiser or something

The picture on the wall of the clown with his eyeball falling out is real class act just like them.

They are just a couple of sickos and who knows what they are capable of.

They really scare me, and I'll never watch another one of his retarded movies again.

Anyone who takes photos like these is obviously a fan of Charles Manson and should be locked up in a mental hospital.

BRING OUT THE GIMP!!

Media Whores!

Media Whores!

Brucey likey the kinky...

WTF? What if one of his kids looks at these pictures? Gross!!!!! I think he just wanted to show off his body because didn't he get fat and gross a while back? And he wanted some publicity for his model wife. It's sad, all Demi has to do is walk around and be herself to get attention, and Bruce has to do a weird photo shoot wearing nude-colored grandma panties with his shirtless wife in the hopes of getting a little media buzz.

These beat the leather sock I had on my johnson during my wedding photos... and my wife dressed like Catwoman...

#32 & #46 - hahahaha, why I love to read the comments!

I dislike the clowns. :( Also, she is way, way too skinny - when women have that bony chest it's a total turn-off to me. Yuck!

But whatever, I'm happy for them. They seem to be enjoying themselves. :P

Man, what's with Willis and his obsession for getting dumped nude in cities?

Great effing boobs!

I feel like I just ate acid.

Laughing at #51. Good.

At first I was turned on. Then I was just bummed.

On a positive note, uh.....there's no positive note on this.

Randal! Weigh in please!

like the essay, except for the one photo bruce is banging the gorillady.

This shit would make Andy Warhol say "what the fuck?"

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Hmm....

.................Earth has made......

.........................................................First Contact!

Gotta give it up to 'em, man. Who knew aliens could look that good?

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why are her nipples so oddly small? where is her areola??

Yippy kai yay muthafukkas!

Sometimes these creative types think anything their brain farts is art.

No pic of him sucking on her sharp boot heel?--bummer!

Emma Hemming used to be flat-chested. Those are good implants.
Bruce is nasty, however..

Emma Hemming used to be flat-chested. Those are good implants.
Bruce is nasty, however..

Bruce looks like he's really getting off on this, but an ambulance? Gives a whole new meaning to "Die Hard".

This is the shit that killed David Carradine, I tell you!

Wow. I like them. Some are hot and some are just weird but good weird. Nice pics. Bruce is looking fit! He looks good.

1) Those boobs are out of control.
2) Those SHOES are out of control.

The guy has no dick...no seriously, the guy has no dick take a look in the photos...this explains why his movies are so shit.

I don't think those are implants folks, I think those are the real deal. And they are PERFECT!!! WHY GOD??? I wish mine looked like that!!! Good job Bruce!! You have excellent taste in women. ;o) And your pretty hot too.

Those have got to be the ugliest breasts I have ever seen. Huge nips with no areola. Very very odd looking....Maybe it is just the lighting?

What he EFF?

Folks ... here's a useful tip: if you don't know what it is, just call it Art. Works every time. Well, almost every time: I still don't know what The Osbournes was supposed to be.

it's good that Mr. Willis has a spotter and won't end up like Carradine

Hunh, art....who knew?

these are really really stupid.

Is there some kind of new reality show "America's Top Photographer" and these are one of the loser's pictures???

I bet that was really fun to do together.

Am I the only one seeing this chick's resemblance to Demi?
I'm sure they didn't come up with the idea for this shoot, didn't use any of their own clothes, were told how to pose... I don't think these pictures say anything about them.

She has a stunning body, but those pictures are just laughable.

Retards pretending to be arteeests.

Also, he has the ugliest children on the planet.

How is this at all S&M? Fetish or kink, yes. But no where in these pictures do I see anything that is sadistic or masochistic.
On another note ... wonderful pictures. I love them :)

This is not s&m or fetish or kink.or art. It is pretentious. This sh*t is so below european fashion standards. It's a couple years behind. As for Bruce go away grandpa, christ sakes do a movie that does not have sweat or action. try to act. try to make your daughters proud instead of blatantly embarrasing them by trying to hang on to your die hard days. your not in your 20's. christ I don't think I know any actor in their 20's that would do something so embarrassing. the jig is up. People think he looks good. not really, when men age they just look so faded, they sorta dissapear. his eyelashes and eyebrows are faded and gone. I think he looks like a little old alien man with no hair.

What the hell is Bruce Willis doing? He looks stupid. Come on man.... you are macho... stop it with the wierd femine stuff.

What the hell is Bruce Willis doing? He looks stupid. Come on man.... you are macho... stop it with the wierd femine stuff.

What the hell is Bruce Willis doing? He looks stupid. Come on man.... you are macho... stop it with the wierd femine stuff.

HITLER SAYS: "WHAT IS ALL THIS TRIPE???"

P.S.
HITLER SAYS: "I LOVE KIDS!!!"

If those are implants, they're really good ones. And some women can't help that their chests are bony, it's genetic- y' know? What are they supposed to do, sit in front of the T.V. and eat mayonnaise by the tub? Then you'd call them heifers, and berate them for being fat. Plus, if a woman gets implants when she has a bony chest, she ends up looking like Tori Spelling; and I wouldn't wish that on my most loathed enemy. (Heidi Montag)
Also, not every woman has dinner plate size nipples, either. You need to fucking get out more amongst actual women, you knobs, and appreciate the differences among them. That's what makes life worth living.

Just another day in the life of a flesh toned granny panty wearing republican.

Listen to the two-pump chumps and the dead fish choir crying.... waaahhh...

I bet those two have hotter, wetter, fuck-like-an-animal sex than any of you pathetic limp dicks have ever or WILL ever have. I think these pics are way better than anything you turds have taken with your spouse at the ol' Glamour Shots down at the local mall.

And I bet Bruce Willis fucks like a champ and ol' wifey looks like the type that's up for anything. And I'd also be willing to bet this bitch is hotter than any chick seen on the end of ANY of your dicks... Bruce may be "old" but I bet he's better in bed then men half his age, and I bet he's got more stamina too. Those pics, that wife, Bruce-- all HOT. Fuck you for making me point that out to you.

IS THERE A PROBLEM?
this is pretty ordinary stuff in europe, folks!!

It's a shame he's given in to the whole tattoo thing. He's in great shape, she's hot in a normal UN freakish pretty way. [not fake looking in other words]

FUCK Osama bin laden

The older the kinkier?

Is that a gorilla sitting on him?

Hom many couples are proud of being married for decades but are still stuck in the routine stuff? More satisfying sex is happier people and finally a better world!

The Spock hairdo looks good on his wife!

This photo shoot is hot! She vaguely reminds me of Siouxsie.

die soft

One of the best therapies,sexual healing.

I bet Demi-mutton-dressed-as-lamb-Moore would be HATING the fact he has some young, hot thang on his arm....She cant stop herself rotting, whether she has Ashton or not....he ain't going to be sticking around for another 20yrs when she starts to decompose!
But Bruce would still be getting this HOTTIE everyday of the week.

Classic.

Hey #96
Do you find it at all ironic that you are slamming Demi Moore for have found a young, hot man at the same time you are giving kudos to Bruce for having found a young, hot woman? What makes you think that Bruce will fare any better in the "being ditched" department than Demi?

I got news for you my friend, we're all decomposing. As we speak...

i am so confused by these pictures

UMM why?

I never comment on this website... but I personally LOVE this photoshoot.

Celebrities get weirder and weirder all the time. This photoshoot looks disgusting, not sexy in the least.

Celebrities get weirder and weirder all the time. This photoshoot looks disgusting, not sexy in the least.

Celebrities get weirder and weirder all the time. This photoshoot looks disgusting, not sexy in the least.

I think some of these are actually good. They are interesting to look at.

Ummm.... yeah, pics i would want my kids to see. I am sure thier friends wont make any comments about the freaky pics their dad made with his wacky new wife. Bruce and the wifey must be tired of being the "normal parents". Guess its not so bad to have a step dad that is almost the same age after all!

I hate it when people are like, "You all need to stop hating. I think these are wonderful and they are both hot and you all are stupid and can't get girlfriends and blah blah blah," all because others find it gross.

And sure it is "art." Bruce and Mr.Spock, there, are merely part of the subject matter, they aren't the artists. The person taking the pictures may have put them in costumes and given the cues and directions, that's what happens at a photo shoot. Let me put this into terms the perverts can understand.

When a woman models for Playboy. She doesn't pick the lingerie she starts off in, nor, does she pick all her own poses. There is someone there with a camera, this person is called the photographer, and often times there is an artistic director, these people basically have supreme control over everything. The models are merely there to get across the image that the photographers and directors and such would like to get across.

And for the record I find these pictures a bit gross. Bruce, man, seriously? But you sure can pick 'em. Kudos, my friend.