Anna Kournikova gets in Vegas catfight
Tennis star Anna Kournikova found herself in a catfight Saturday night when a drunk woman decided to throw a drink at her, according to Page Six:
Kournikova and her pals were partying at Lavo after attending the Hardbat Classic table tennis tournament when a woman at the next table "threw a drink at Anna. She felt Anna was invading her space," our source said. Kournikova "sprung into action" and starting screaming at the woman and shoving her. "It was a big fight," the spy said. The woman was kicked out only after leaving Kournikova with some vicious scratch marks on her neck.
It's times like these I really wish I had kids. Mostly so I could sell one to Satan in exchange for going back in time to see this fight go down. No, wait. Scratch that. I just remembered there's a day care across the street. I mean, uh, I have to go to the bathroom. With this net. And dart gun. (Mexican food.)

Reader Comments
1. Sean H - June 30, 2009 12:57 PM
i fingered her FIRST
2. dk - June 30, 2009 1:03 PM
Shee looked better at 15...
3. verga - June 30, 2009 1:04 PM
i'd throw a drink at her too, only mine would have rohypnol in it and i'd be aiming for her mouth!
zing!
4. dk - June 30, 2009 1:04 PM
Shee looked better at 15...
5. kingofbeer - June 30, 2009 1:05 PM
tell me they fought in a pool of jello... please...
6. Deacon Jones - June 30, 2009 1:25 PM
@4
LOL! So true!
7. brooke - June 30, 2009 1:31 PM
This chick's wonk eye beats Paris Hilton's any day.
8. Jeff - June 30, 2009 1:35 PM
Anna was on a news story about taking Krav Maga (a very brutal Israeli martial art), so I'm a little disappointed that she had scratch marks on her and that the drunken woman was taken to the hospital.
9. Jeff - June 30, 2009 1:36 PM
*wasn't taken to the hospital.
10. Burre - June 30, 2009 1:49 PM
My God I still want to do things to her.
11. Meream - June 30, 2009 1:51 PM
Yikes, how ugly. Not her, the situation. Violent people are a turn off.
12. Angie - June 30, 2009 1:52 PM
Many thanks for your post. Like her very much.
13. LOL @7 - June 30, 2009 2:29 PM
FAT.
14. Moto Rola - June 30, 2009 2:29 PM
Hope she fought better than she plays tennis.
15. Fumus - June 30, 2009 2:42 PM
I sent the fish this tip early in the am. Your welcome for the tip.
16. CakeSnifferer - June 30, 2009 2:45 PM
Oh yeah ! I sort of remember this girl...still looks to be in fine shape, although the face is a little heavier.
17. Judge Jacqueline W. Silberman - June 30, 2009 2:50 PM
Her face is okay, but her box is fine!
18. Jackspratling - June 30, 2009 2:54 PM
Anna's looks like a round-faced Russian babushka.
Just a couple more years of drinking vodka and a couple rounds of dental surgery without anaesthesia and and she'll have the look down pat.
19. blp - June 30, 2009 3:19 PM
Please tell me her titty popped out and someone got video.
20. Poor Russian Girl - June 30, 2009 3:22 PM
Ah, the Russian curse: looks fine by twenties and quickly go downhill from there.
It's sad that her face looks much older than Heather Graham's.
21. Alli Watermelon - June 30, 2009 3:32 PM
She's cute as hell, but looking more peculiar than she did when she was younger.
22. Dave - June 30, 2009 3:39 PM
It's true that you don't see many attractive women above the age of thirty in Russia/Eastern Europe, but it's not because they age poorly. It's because the old woman are eating the young attractive ones.
23. Eva - June 30, 2009 3:51 PM
I think she's hot o_o and I'm beginning to think Kendra W. lied about her age because so many older women look 10 years younger than her. Prime example here.
24. She'd Better Marry Her BF Soon - June 30, 2009 4:31 PM
In two years her face will look exactly like Ivana Trump (in her old age).
25. ROUGH--king of fap - June 30, 2009 5:44 PM
Oh no! doesnt sound hot at all!! if it doesnt involve hair pulling and oil with tits flops; arrest the other woman she must be at fault...
26. guy - June 30, 2009 5:47 PM
you guys are dumbasses, she's absolutely hot. maybe some older women look younger because they use so much fvckin plastic surgery, you guys are ridiculous.
27. hotmom - June 30, 2009 5:50 PM
She is not aging well. My guess is all that time on the tennis court with no spf on her face....
28. Deacon Jones - June 30, 2009 5:57 PM
@15
Thanks Fumus, this is the craziest fucking thing I've ever read.
29. Robert - June 30, 2009 6:33 PM
I have to take exception to her being called a "tennis star". At the very least shouldn't someone who is a tennis star still PLAY tennis, and preferably be GOOD at it?
She sucks, and it's only because people are hoping for a sex-tape from her that she even still rates in the public eye.
30. Mike Walker - June 30, 2009 7:36 PM
She slammed face first into the Iron Curtain.
31. LOL@30 - June 30, 2009 8:37 PM
She looks Chinese... I never noticed that before.
32. datroof - June 30, 2009 8:47 PM
I want to fuck Anna Kournikova.
I don't want to fuck the other woman because I haven't seen her picture. She might be fat.
So Anna Kournikova did the right thing and fuck that other (fat) bitch.
33. captain america - July 1, 2009 1:32 AM
persons who aren't in the picture for some time do these DUMB things, folks!!
(I mean anna ofcourse)
34. Rhialto - July 1, 2009 4:19 AM
You gotta be careful with hitting your attacker when you're celebitchy.Because you can get sued! That's probably the reason why this sportswoman didn't knock her aggressor right away out.
35. Ow my ass - July 1, 2009 10:25 AM
I wonder if she takes it in the butt?
36. Alexis - July 1, 2009 11:01 AM
She has the face of Boris Yeltsin.
37. el ces - July 1, 2009 1:40 PM
Was it lesbian related?
I'll bet Anna turned the drunk down.
Or she turned Anna down.
Licky licky.
38. Gucci Sneakers - July 2, 2009 2:57 AM
She looks like she had plastic surgery now...looks all butchy now compared to her powershot commercials
39. Deacon - September 1, 2009 2:05 AM
You guys get shoots of everything except the catfight
TO MY OFFICE AGAIN WITHOUT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED "GIRL FIGHT FOOTAGE!"
40. Deacon - September 1, 2009 2:06 AM
You guys get shots of everything except the catfight
TO MY OFFICE AGAIN WITHOUT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED "GIRL FIGHT FOOTAGE!"
41. Deacon - September 1, 2009 2:06 AM
You guys get shots of everything except the catfight
TO MY OFFICE AGAIN WITHOUT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED "GIRL FIGHT FOOTAGE!"
42. xbox 360 zubehör - November 7, 2009 10:45 PM
I happened to be at the Hardbat Class and walked into the event behind her entourage. I think the woman that threw the drink at Anna is at fault here.
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