May 21 2009The Most Retarded Thing I've Seen in My Life
Mixed Martial Arts fighter Kevin Casey released the above hip-hop video featuring his crew which, fine, that's all well and good. Except his "crew" includes an obligatory white guy trying to dance in the background. But, oh, wait, that's not just any white guy, it's the whitest fucking white guy: Spencer Pratt. Seriously, who the hell makes a rap video and says, "You know what this bitch needs? An Orange County trust fund baby trying to look street in a non-parodying manner"? I understand crack is part of the industry, but Christ, man.

Reader Comments
1. bonzo420 - May 21, 2009 8:56 AM
retardedd frist!
~420~
2. HOILMAN80 - May 21, 2009 9:06 AM
spencer looks like a monkey dancing in the background.
3. SpencerPratt - May 21, 2009 9:06 AM
This is a brilliant viral marketing idea. Who says niggas b stupid!
4. Ray Doggy Dogg - May 21, 2009 9:07 AM
I remember when martial arts were practiced for their own sake, not as a stepping stone to become a celebrity. I'm sure Casey is a skilled athlete, but this is just embarrassing.
5. WTF? - May 21, 2009 9:08 AM
Kevin Casey's official MMA record is 2-1 (2 wins, 1 loss)! Plus he has Pratt in his fucking ghetto ass video! F*cking dumba$$ ghetto thug b*tch is what he is. He is nothing and never will be nothing because he's trying to live that ghetto fabulous lifestyle all the while being a true b*tch!
FUCK YOU KEVIN CASEY! YOU ARE A B*TCH!!!
6. Tarkeen Moff - May 21, 2009 9:11 AM
I have an explanation for the whitest guy. Producer.
"Yes you can be in it but keep your f#@kin mouth shut. And don't move a lot"
7. marie - May 21, 2009 9:13 AM
I agree with #2
At least this put a smile on my face, what and idiot.
8. ROUGH--likes em natural - May 21, 2009 9:14 AM
lol funniest thing ive ever seen!
Why didnt they strap a bullet proof on the jester for authenticity!!!!
9. dirk - May 21, 2009 9:16 AM
#2 uhhhhhhhhh. never mind.
10. hahaha - May 21, 2009 9:18 AM
What a bunch of fuckin douche bags. This is way beyond pathetic.
11. mixedmartialartvideos.com - May 21, 2009 9:19 AM
Wow, truly amazing
12. jeff - May 21, 2009 9:22 AM
what a joke. I love the way spencer is hunched over like a prehistoric man. I would love to make him cry in the ring. Someone needs to beat the crap out of this attention seeking douchebag
13. jeff - May 21, 2009 9:28 AM
Heidi's next "video" should include that possee running a train on her fake ass.
14. AW - May 21, 2009 9:31 AM
Wow this is brilliant....nobody would even know this video existed if Spencer wasn't in it - now everyone will know and will therefore know Kevin Casey. Nothng in the media is unplanned - they must laugh everytime the public makes a big deal about something....
15. teary eyed - May 21, 2009 9:33 AM
This was almost the most gay video ever. The only thing it needed was Heidi's fake tits parading in a bikini.
16. Ha - May 21, 2009 9:33 AM
Kevin Casey is either an idiot or a f@cking comical genius.
17. Stephareeno - May 21, 2009 9:34 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18. Kye - May 21, 2009 9:38 AM
don't look at pratt you lose 1000000 brain cells just looking at him.
19. Deacon Jones - May 21, 2009 9:39 AM
Casey fucking blows.
Even his highlight reel is a bunch of limp hip throws, so what do you expect.
20. Objection Sustained - May 21, 2009 9:41 AM
I like their hip-hop frog march. Pratt looks so out of place, I keep hoping he'll fall into the bonfire. And the funky worm is so played out! Gangsta fail!
21. H - May 21, 2009 9:42 AM
Please, but please don't post anymore of this gdamn asshat... You just make him more famous. Who the F is Casey's agent???? Serious, this is just embarrassing.
22. Lulu - May 21, 2009 9:44 AM
HAHAHAHA .... oh my, LMAO!
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Spencer is funny as fuck looking trying to play hard and shit. Although I do have to agree with #3!
excellent viral maketing at best.
23. jlylec - May 21, 2009 9:45 AM
shit...i watched the whole thing waiting for those thugs to knock spencer out at the end. THAT a good video would have made. just drop him and then throw him into the fire. keep dancing and shit. hahaahahaha
24. Al G - May 21, 2009 9:59 AM
For the love of all that is holy and good -- can you PLEASE give me my full RSS feeds back? I do all my reading through aggregators and I'm forced to usually just skip over TS posts.
Not sure that you've experienced a significant upshot in impressions on your site, but selfishly I'm hoping you haven't, and that you're ready to make the switch back very soon.
25. Max Planck - May 21, 2009 10:00 AM
He heard that there were going to be Martial arts and CRAFTS.
What no origami?
26. Jeezy - May 21, 2009 10:01 AM
Kevin Casey now has mad street cred because of this video.
That was fucking weak. I hope he enjoys his fall into irrelevancy.
27. Neil McCabe - May 21, 2009 10:02 AM
I couldn't even watch the full thing. Plus it was on mute. Shocking. What a prick.
28. Dread not - May 21, 2009 10:04 AM
This is what happens when you trade your wife to be pimped out by MMA fighters/rappers, in return for some unearned street cred. Right now, Heidi's gettin' tore up from the floor up, by some hard pipe hittin' brothers, who are hung like, Lex Steele. A pole in every hole, if you will! When Spencer gets her back, Heidi will already have gone black. And I don't have to tell you what that means. Hope it was worth it, for a lame as moniker like, Spencer OCOG. Word to your mutha, BO-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
29. Dr. Awesome - May 21, 2009 10:05 AM
Spencer Pratt is my hero. He's the best human.
30. SPENCER_ROCKS - May 21, 2009 10:07 AM
I really think you should STOP making a fool out of Spencer, he's just trying to do what everyone is.. be famous!! And really, honestly, if you were asked to join a high budget hiphop video... ha...ha.h.ah.a.ha.ha.haha I'm sorry I can't. W T F IS THIS
31. sirrix - May 21, 2009 10:12 AM
Wow. Just wow. Where can you find a good hitman?
32. Erik - May 21, 2009 10:15 AM
I'm sorry, I just spent the last half hour cleaning pus out of my eyes and blood out of my ears.
What happened?
33. steph - May 21, 2009 10:18 AM
ok. i dont normally wish bad things on people. but someone PLEASE get those guys to turn on pratt and just beat the shit out of him! he'll cry like a little girl and no one will even think of him again except for him crying... this is truly pathetic. he looks like an albino gorilla and needs to fall off the face of the planet. DIE SPENCER DIE! you are a waste of human!
34. Art - May 21, 2009 10:24 AM
Oh shiz.
I love Spence's move where he pulls his glasses down - he does it twice, in-between swaying like a Gorilla.
35. Newcastle - May 21, 2009 10:26 AM
This video = total fail on many levels. Spencer Pratt.....need I say anything?
Funny how they don't show Kevin Casey getting TKO'd by Ikuhisa Minowa in the most prominently displayed MMA fight in that God forsaken video.
36. clareargent - May 21, 2009 10:44 AM
like a chimp in sunglasses.
37. Randal - May 21, 2009 10:48 AM
Kevin Casey, your record of dedication to MMA (Human Cockfights) is impeccable.
I am clearing you for a landing on the runway of greatness. And Spencer Pratt might not be african-american, but at least he knows how to look tought in his little shirt!
Randal
38. Cuntychops - May 21, 2009 10:59 AM
That is fucking brilliant. I watched it all the way through.
I think Kevin makes Spencer watch him giving fat dick to Heidi. And Heidi loves it.
39. rachel - May 21, 2009 11:02 AM
ahhhh....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....................and so on...............
40. rachel - May 21, 2009 11:03 AM
"prat" is right
41. Huckleberry Hashimoto - May 21, 2009 11:06 AM
MMA is fucking retarded, just a bunch of human pit bulls. In fact, the only difference between MMA and dog fighting is that the dogs are smarter.
42. pappy smeary - May 21, 2009 11:12 AM
@41 well, we now all know that you are a giant pussy
43. pappy smeary - May 21, 2009 11:12 AM
@41 well, we now all know that you are a giant pussy
44. snappy - May 21, 2009 11:12 AM
The whole crew looks funny, not just Spencer. I mean c'mon, who ever heard of a bunch of black guys dressed like their either out to rob a bank or try out for Dancing With the Stars, standing around a campfire on the beach BY THEMSELVES, and grooving around the beach together? The white boy at least let us all know that this isn't to be taken seriously except the clips of the dude knocking the shit out of his opponents. It was like "okay, let's break the monotamy of all the ass kicking and show some homies singing the same song around the campfire from dark until dawn. Oh yeah, and get the whitest boy you know." This video will bring together ALL the people - blacks, whites, gays....
45. fr0gman - May 21, 2009 11:15 AM
this is like Where's wally?
except it should be called "Where isn't Wally"?
46. Mark B - May 21, 2009 11:15 AM
I think that guy has a hell of an MMA future in him. I mean, really... that monkey looked SO natural behind that cage. Once they legalize feces slinging in UFC, LOOK OUT!!
47. yeayurr - May 21, 2009 11:17 AM
2-1 record, wow this guy is something to be feared; not like that Fedor guy...
48. Ronni - May 21, 2009 11:21 AM
Omfg. This is undoubtedly, fucking etarded. Look at him tryin all hard to look tough. I'm embarrassed for him. What a joke! Get it together!
49. Zach - May 21, 2009 11:21 AM
I can't wait for The Soup to get a hold of this.
50. marissa - May 21, 2009 11:24 AM
I have to say - I read the superficial everyday and I have never commented on anything on the site before, but this video is FUCKING PATHETIC! I just had to say it! It acctualy makes me angry to watch this. SPENCER PRATT MAKES ME SICK!
51. Suzy - May 21, 2009 11:29 AM
One of these things doesn't belong here
Some of these things are kinda the same,
But one of these things just doesn't belong here -
Now it's time to play our game......it's time to play our game!
52. Mal Gusto - May 21, 2009 11:36 AM
One extra long clip in my gat and this whole "Spencer and the Monkeys" problem can go away for good.
53. tpj - May 21, 2009 12:01 PM
Well at least he's better than Heidi.
54. RichPort's Ghost - May 21, 2009 12:15 PM
That would be like putting ME in a gospel video holding hands with Dick Cheney.
55. hahah - May 21, 2009 12:15 PM
Rickson Gracie must be so embarrassed.
56. Darkest Secret - May 21, 2009 12:19 PM
Please surrender.......Please retreat......
57. pratt sux - May 21, 2009 12:45 PM
Spencer looks so out of place. He is bobbing around like an ape in the background. What is wrong with him!!!??? BTW - best headline EVER!
58. NYoracle - May 21, 2009 1:04 PM
Spencer Pratt is a bitch I will fight him anytime any where. He will have to pay me to waste my time!
59. meh! - May 21, 2009 1:06 PM
they all look like they're gonna rape that dude... you know, like those convicts that rape the newcomer in the ass but are not gay even though they are sticking their drill in a man's ass and that technically make you a homo... bunch of fags
60. puritan killer - May 21, 2009 1:37 PM
No surrender?.... except when you got knocked out by Ikuhisa Minowa, you little bitch!
And no, I would NOT say that to your face.
61. shweta - May 21, 2009 1:39 PM
hahaha!! i can't stop laughing... why does Spencer continue to embarrass himself? anybody with half maybe even no brain would not go this route....he looked stupid....
62. shweta - May 21, 2009 1:40 PM
hahaha!! i can't stop laughing... why does Spencer continue to embarrass himself? anybody with half maybe even no brain would not go this route....he looked stupid....
63. Faust - May 21, 2009 1:57 PM
That must be Spencer's Al Jolson 2009 impersonation.
64. HAHAHAHA - May 21, 2009 2:00 PM
Maybe Pratt will jump in the Octogon during the match and get the shit kicked out of him by both fighters. Then the fighters will look at each other and realize they just brought peace to the entire world. After they'll go drink beers and fish together while using Pratt's rotting flesh as bait. Which we know won't attract fish but allow them to drink even more beer. It's Bill and Ted MMA style.
65. Dan Montana - May 21, 2009 2:23 PM
Too bad the group name "the monkeys" was already taken in the 70's Would had been perfect for them
66. Dan Montana - May 21, 2009 2:23 PM
Too bad the group name "the monkeys" was already taken in the 70's Would had been perfect for them
67. Wow - May 21, 2009 2:29 PM
I have officially seen it all. WTF is spencer doing? lololol why is he like bobbing up and down like that? this is the worst video ever.
68. netstarman - May 21, 2009 2:44 PM
They brought that white of white , I'm ashamed to be white now. Even with that big blue bong he had on his twitter site , even tho he quickly took it off after it was shown and getting his ass handed back to him by many people who noticed. what a scum bag now i know he is whitest of white he can't even handle smoking pot right and hiding his bong instead of getting photographed.
69. amgormatik - May 21, 2009 2:58 PM
I have to admit this is good marketing, cuz we watched it. it isn't important that none of us can actually like a bit of it.
i can't believe how much this spencer douche can be a joke. if i'd watch it on youtube before saw it in here, i'd thought this is a comedy video or somethin because of spencer the rich bastard. this is f*cked up!
70. J - May 21, 2009 3:05 PM
spencer should just get shot, it would make a lot of people happy.
71. gökay - May 21, 2009 3:08 PM
I have to admit this is good marketing, cuz we watched it. it isn't important that none of us can actually like a bit of it.
i can't believe how much this spencer douche can be a joke. if i'd watch it on youtube before saw it in here, i'd thought this is a comedy video or somethin because of spencer the rich bastard. this is f*cked up!
72. farthammer - May 21, 2009 3:15 PM
3 fights and he lost to the only fighter worth a damn.
73. peter pan - May 21, 2009 3:51 PM
he just lost all his credibility
74. JJ - May 21, 2009 5:17 PM
His street cred just went WAY down by having Spencer Pratt as part of his "crew". Kevin Casey should have bitch slapped Spencer in this video. I would have waaaaay more respect for him if he had.
75. J - May 21, 2009 5:24 PM
oh god...please...no to be continued....no to be continued!!!
everyone knows wrestling and mixed martial arts is just an excuse for guys to lay on top of guys and get away with it.
76. unbeliever - May 21, 2009 6:23 PM
#75
I was wondering when someone else was going to bring that up. I'm not comfortable watching men wrap their legs around each other, and writhe around on the floor. The punching then becomes only a metaphor.
77. datwazstupid - May 21, 2009 6:32 PM
Thanks for the laugh.. was sad yet hilarious at the same time! hahahaha
78. Huckleberry Hashimoto - May 21, 2009 7:13 PM
@42 & 43: Maybe, but I know how to wait for a message to be posted.
79. Huckleberry Hashimoto - May 21, 2009 7:13 PM
See?
80. joe - May 21, 2009 7:21 PM
i just killed myself.
81. SlowMonkey - May 21, 2009 7:30 PM
Was this sponsored by Photobomb?
82. Ray - May 21, 2009 7:44 PM
That makes spencer like 10 times cooler.
83. Ray - May 21, 2009 7:45 PM
That makes spencer like 10 times cooler.
84. ileanita - May 21, 2009 9:15 PM
omg, the most hilarious thing i've seen all day. i kinda want spencer to keep trying this pathetic attempt at rap just so i can laugh at him more. he should really be stoned to death.
85. elle - May 21, 2009 9:31 PM
someone nail that packet of douche bags to a fucking tree
86. Tiffanany - May 21, 2009 9:57 PM
Wow... Spencer is so far beyond a tool... he's a whole Home Depot!!!
87. lauren - May 21, 2009 11:11 PM
you should feel ashamed for using the retarded in the sense that you did. it is a hurtful word that brings down thousands of people that just want to be accepted by our society and pompous individuals like you.
88. shut the fuck up #87 - May 21, 2009 11:23 PM
if you don't like than don't look dumbass.
89. rey - May 21, 2009 11:30 PM
Negros and wiggers are fucking CLOWNS! When did the minstral show become popular again?
90. Name (required): - May 21, 2009 11:38 PM
NO SURRENDER....
NO RETREAT!
Ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
out bitches...
91. havanicejay - May 22, 2009 12:08 AM
#13 true that dawg... yoyo
92. seanprattsux - May 22, 2009 1:32 AM
Pratt superimposed himself in the video and/or paid for the entire shoot as a marketing campaign and guess what, HE NAILED IT! I've never seen a deuche bag capture his doucheness so well in a 3 minute video.
93. StEvec - May 22, 2009 2:43 AM
what a joker.....with his weak 2-1 record and wins (and loss) against some amateur untalented losers.....Cabbage Patch Boy Spencer raises it to the hilarious level as a part of his "crew" hahahahahahahaha
94. Narcissist - May 22, 2009 4:25 AM
Here's the picture that convinced Kevin Casey. Associating with Spencer Pratt will give you street cred.
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/02/snoop_dogg_just_lost_all_his_s.php?bfm_index=6&bfm_page=0
95. Colin - May 22, 2009 5:05 AM
Unfortunately Spencer is this dudes manager. Hence his appearance in this god-awful video.
96. eurotrash - May 22, 2009 6:44 AM
hahaha ow man where to begin... frolicking around a campfire, some poor shmuck doin a nose dive into the sand over the flames, the lil homo march - and not one single woman within a 5mile radius..
hmm somethin tells me pratt 'directed' this little gem too.. my god only a douche of the highest caliber could make a bunch of big ass black dudes look like such pussies!
97. candy - May 22, 2009 6:52 AM
i like how Spencer keeps raising his sunglasses as to say "look I'm in this video, yeah me Spencer Pratt, more vanilla than vanilla ice, thats right!"
98. lori - May 22, 2009 8:33 AM
I felt really depressed after watching this. Almost more depressed than when I looked at the photos of Lady Gaga. But now I feel better after reading the hilarious comments posted here!! Thanks, everyone!
99. T-Mon - May 22, 2009 8:33 AM
What an idiot that pratt is...
100. nascargurl88 - May 22, 2009 9:18 AM
WHEN IT SAYS "TO BE CONTINUED" IT BETTER SHOW SOMEONE WHIPPIN DOUCH-BEARD PRATT'S ASS!!!!
101. ishi-san - May 22, 2009 11:08 AM
*hahahaha* How much did he pay to play with the big guys?
102. ishi-san - May 22, 2009 11:14 AM
@ 20: LMFAO! hip-hop frog march!!
This video actually looks a bit as if they put Prat in later - digitally. He looks a bit out of place. *haha* This is great!
103. Nads - May 22, 2009 12:29 PM
All I have to say is.....
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
104. NastyBedazzler - May 22, 2009 12:57 PM
Unbelievably gay. What was up with that black dude in the back snarling and growling? "No retreat no surrender." This has to be a joke.
Including Spencer Pratt... this just has to be a joke. And since it has to be a joke, it's a damn good one.
105. Queen Mrs. Burke - May 22, 2009 1:16 PM
That was 3 minutes and 53 seconds of my life that I will never get back. Thanks.
106. michy - May 22, 2009 1:31 PM
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHHHHH
107. Jake R - May 23, 2009 12:29 AM
LOL. Casey is 1-1 in a third rate fight league and got KO'd by Minowa, the only legitimate fighter he's ever faced.
Spencer Pratt could probably kick his ass.
108. lucia - May 23, 2009 1:14 AM
What the fuck! that was so sad. why the hell is spencer pratt in the background? he should be shot hes such a douche!!
109. BROTHABILL - May 23, 2009 3:08 AM
HAHAHAHA!! I dont know who Spencer Pratt is except that apparently everyone hates him b/c he's a douchebag. But, LMFAO!
This guy is trying to look tough with like a totally generic rapping voice and a mediocre 2-1 MMA record with Spencer Pratt in his video.
This made me really laugh but I couldnt watch it all the way to the end haha
110. Jake - May 23, 2009 3:32 AM
Even Vanilla Ice is horrified.
This has got to be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.
To quote Swingers.....
Mike: What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
Sue: Hey man, you're not from here, alright. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A.
Trent: Anaheim.
Sue: Whatever, man. It's different out here. It's not like New York, Mikey.
111. Spencer Pratt - May 23, 2009 7:09 PM
I'M TIRED OF EVERYONE THINKING THAT I'M JUST A SILVER SPOONS KID. I'VE SEEN COLORS AND BOYZ N DA HOOD SO DON'T F$%K WIT ME...
Oh... after the video shoot we all made love on the beach.
112. Pilatunes - May 24, 2009 12:15 PM
To borrow from Sean 'The Shark' Sherk 'I will fight him tomorrow'. (Spencer Pratt I mean.)
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