May 21 2009The Most Retarded Thing I've Seen in My Life


Mixed Martial Arts fighter Kevin Casey released the above hip-hop video featuring his crew which, fine, that's all well and good. Except his "crew" includes an obligatory white guy trying to dance in the background. But, oh, wait, that's not just any white guy, it's the whitest fucking white guy: Spencer Pratt. Seriously, who the hell makes a rap video and says, "You know what this bitch needs? An Orange County trust fund baby trying to look street in a non-parodying manner"? I understand crack is part of the industry, but Christ, man.


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retardedd frist!

~420~

spencer looks like a monkey dancing in the background.

This is a brilliant viral marketing idea. Who says niggas b stupid!

I remember when martial arts were practiced for their own sake, not as a stepping stone to become a celebrity. I'm sure Casey is a skilled athlete, but this is just embarrassing.

Kevin Casey's official MMA record is 2-1 (2 wins, 1 loss)! Plus he has Pratt in his fucking ghetto ass video! F*cking dumba$$ ghetto thug b*tch is what he is. He is nothing and never will be nothing because he's trying to live that ghetto fabulous lifestyle all the while being a true b*tch!

FUCK YOU KEVIN CASEY! YOU ARE A B*TCH!!!

I have an explanation for the whitest guy. Producer.

"Yes you can be in it but keep your f#@kin mouth shut. And don't move a lot"

I agree with #2
At least this put a smile on my face, what and idiot.

lol funniest thing ive ever seen!

Why didnt they strap a bullet proof on the jester for authenticity!!!!

#2 uhhhhhhhhh. never mind.

What a bunch of fuckin douche bags. This is way beyond pathetic.

Wow, truly amazing

what a joke. I love the way spencer is hunched over like a prehistoric man. I would love to make him cry in the ring. Someone needs to beat the crap out of this attention seeking douchebag

Heidi's next "video" should include that possee running a train on her fake ass.

Wow this is brilliant....nobody would even know this video existed if Spencer wasn't in it - now everyone will know and will therefore know Kevin Casey. Nothng in the media is unplanned - they must laugh everytime the public makes a big deal about something....

This was almost the most gay video ever. The only thing it needed was Heidi's fake tits parading in a bikini.

Kevin Casey is either an idiot or a f@cking comical genius.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't look at pratt you lose 1000000 brain cells just looking at him.

Casey fucking blows.
Even his highlight reel is a bunch of limp hip throws, so what do you expect.

I like their hip-hop frog march. Pratt looks so out of place, I keep hoping he'll fall into the bonfire. And the funky worm is so played out! Gangsta fail!

Please, but please don't post anymore of this gdamn asshat... You just make him more famous. Who the F is Casey's agent???? Serious, this is just embarrassing.

HAHAHAHA .... oh my, LMAO!
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Spencer is funny as fuck looking trying to play hard and shit. Although I do have to agree with #3!

excellent viral maketing at best.

shit...i watched the whole thing waiting for those thugs to knock spencer out at the end. THAT a good video would have made. just drop him and then throw him into the fire. keep dancing and shit. hahaahahaha

For the love of all that is holy and good -- can you PLEASE give me my full RSS feeds back? I do all my reading through aggregators and I'm forced to usually just skip over TS posts.

Not sure that you've experienced a significant upshot in impressions on your site, but selfishly I'm hoping you haven't, and that you're ready to make the switch back very soon.

He heard that there were going to be Martial arts and CRAFTS.

What no origami?

Kevin Casey now has mad street cred because of this video.

That was fucking weak. I hope he enjoys his fall into irrelevancy.

I couldn't even watch the full thing. Plus it was on mute. Shocking. What a prick.

This is what happens when you trade your wife to be pimped out by MMA fighters/rappers, in return for some unearned street cred. Right now, Heidi's gettin' tore up from the floor up, by some hard pipe hittin' brothers, who are hung like, Lex Steele. A pole in every hole, if you will! When Spencer gets her back, Heidi will already have gone black. And I don't have to tell you what that means. Hope it was worth it, for a lame as moniker like, Spencer OCOG. Word to your mutha, BO-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Spencer Pratt is my hero. He's the best human.

I really think you should STOP making a fool out of Spencer, he's just trying to do what everyone is.. be famous!! And really, honestly, if you were asked to join a high budget hiphop video... ha...ha.h.ah.a.ha.ha.haha I'm sorry I can't. W T F IS THIS

Wow. Just wow. Where can you find a good hitman?

I'm sorry, I just spent the last half hour cleaning pus out of my eyes and blood out of my ears.

What happened?

ok. i dont normally wish bad things on people. but someone PLEASE get those guys to turn on pratt and just beat the shit out of him! he'll cry like a little girl and no one will even think of him again except for him crying... this is truly pathetic. he looks like an albino gorilla and needs to fall off the face of the planet. DIE SPENCER DIE! you are a waste of human!

Oh shiz.

I love Spence's move where he pulls his glasses down - he does it twice, in-between swaying like a Gorilla.

This video = total fail on many levels. Spencer Pratt.....need I say anything?

Funny how they don't show Kevin Casey getting TKO'd by Ikuhisa Minowa in the most prominently displayed MMA fight in that God forsaken video.

like a chimp in sunglasses.

Kevin Casey, your record of dedication to MMA (Human Cockfights) is impeccable.

I am clearing you for a landing on the runway of greatness. And Spencer Pratt might not be african-american, but at least he knows how to look tought in his little shirt!

Randal

That is fucking brilliant. I watched it all the way through.

I think Kevin makes Spencer watch him giving fat dick to Heidi. And Heidi loves it.

ahhhh....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....................and so on...............

"prat" is right

MMA is fucking retarded, just a bunch of human pit bulls. In fact, the only difference between MMA and dog fighting is that the dogs are smarter.

@41 well, we now all know that you are a giant pussy

@41 well, we now all know that you are a giant pussy

The whole crew looks funny, not just Spencer. I mean c'mon, who ever heard of a bunch of black guys dressed like their either out to rob a bank or try out for Dancing With the Stars, standing around a campfire on the beach BY THEMSELVES, and grooving around the beach together? The white boy at least let us all know that this isn't to be taken seriously except the clips of the dude knocking the shit out of his opponents. It was like "okay, let's break the monotamy of all the ass kicking and show some homies singing the same song around the campfire from dark until dawn. Oh yeah, and get the whitest boy you know." This video will bring together ALL the people - blacks, whites, gays....

this is like Where's wally?
except it should be called "Where isn't Wally"?

I think that guy has a hell of an MMA future in him. I mean, really... that monkey looked SO natural behind that cage. Once they legalize feces slinging in UFC, LOOK OUT!!

2-1 record, wow this guy is something to be feared; not like that Fedor guy...

Omfg. This is undoubtedly, fucking etarded. Look at him tryin all hard to look tough. I'm embarrassed for him. What a joke! Get it together!

I can't wait for The Soup to get a hold of this.

I have to say - I read the superficial everyday and I have never commented on anything on the site before, but this video is FUCKING PATHETIC! I just had to say it! It acctualy makes me angry to watch this. SPENCER PRATT MAKES ME SICK!

One of these things doesn't belong here

Some of these things are kinda the same,

But one of these things just doesn't belong here -

Now it's time to play our game......it's time to play our game!

One extra long clip in my gat and this whole "Spencer and the Monkeys" problem can go away for good.

Well at least he's better than Heidi.

That would be like putting ME in a gospel video holding hands with Dick Cheney.

Rickson Gracie must be so embarrassed.

Please surrender.......Please retreat......

Spencer looks so out of place. He is bobbing around like an ape in the background. What is wrong with him!!!??? BTW - best headline EVER!

Spencer Pratt is a bitch I will fight him anytime any where. He will have to pay me to waste my time!

they all look like they're gonna rape that dude... you know, like those convicts that rape the newcomer in the ass but are not gay even though they are sticking their drill in a man's ass and that technically make you a homo... bunch of fags

No surrender?.... except when you got knocked out by Ikuhisa Minowa, you little bitch!

And no, I would NOT say that to your face.

hahaha!! i can't stop laughing... why does Spencer continue to embarrass himself? anybody with half maybe even no brain would not go this route....he looked stupid....

hahaha!! i can't stop laughing... why does Spencer continue to embarrass himself? anybody with half maybe even no brain would not go this route....he looked stupid....

That must be Spencer's Al Jolson 2009 impersonation.

Maybe Pratt will jump in the Octogon during the match and get the shit kicked out of him by both fighters. Then the fighters will look at each other and realize they just brought peace to the entire world. After they'll go drink beers and fish together while using Pratt's rotting flesh as bait. Which we know won't attract fish but allow them to drink even more beer. It's Bill and Ted MMA style.

Too bad the group name "the monkeys" was already taken in the 70's Would had been perfect for them

Too bad the group name "the monkeys" was already taken in the 70's Would had been perfect for them

I have officially seen it all. WTF is spencer doing? lololol why is he like bobbing up and down like that? this is the worst video ever.

They brought that white of white , I'm ashamed to be white now. Even with that big blue bong he had on his twitter site , even tho he quickly took it off after it was shown and getting his ass handed back to him by many people who noticed. what a scum bag now i know he is whitest of white he can't even handle smoking pot right and hiding his bong instead of getting photographed.

I have to admit this is good marketing, cuz we watched it. it isn't important that none of us can actually like a bit of it.

i can't believe how much this spencer douche can be a joke. if i'd watch it on youtube before saw it in here, i'd thought this is a comedy video or somethin because of spencer the rich bastard. this is f*cked up!

spencer should just get shot, it would make a lot of people happy.

I have to admit this is good marketing, cuz we watched it. it isn't important that none of us can actually like a bit of it.

i can't believe how much this spencer douche can be a joke. if i'd watch it on youtube before saw it in here, i'd thought this is a comedy video or somethin because of spencer the rich bastard. this is f*cked up!

3 fights and he lost to the only fighter worth a damn.

he just lost all his credibility

His street cred just went WAY down by having Spencer Pratt as part of his "crew". Kevin Casey should have bitch slapped Spencer in this video. I would have waaaaay more respect for him if he had.

oh god...please...no to be continued....no to be continued!!!

everyone knows wrestling and mixed martial arts is just an excuse for guys to lay on top of guys and get away with it.

#75

I was wondering when someone else was going to bring that up. I'm not comfortable watching men wrap their legs around each other, and writhe around on the floor. The punching then becomes only a metaphor.

Thanks for the laugh.. was sad yet hilarious at the same time! hahahaha

@42 & 43: Maybe, but I know how to wait for a message to be posted.

See?

i just killed myself.

Was this sponsored by Photobomb?

That makes spencer like 10 times cooler.

That makes spencer like 10 times cooler.

omg, the most hilarious thing i've seen all day. i kinda want spencer to keep trying this pathetic attempt at rap just so i can laugh at him more. he should really be stoned to death.

someone nail that packet of douche bags to a fucking tree

Wow... Spencer is so far beyond a tool... he's a whole Home Depot!!!

you should feel ashamed for using the retarded in the sense that you did. it is a hurtful word that brings down thousands of people that just want to be accepted by our society and pompous individuals like you.

if you don't like than don't look dumbass.

Negros and wiggers are fucking CLOWNS! When did the minstral show become popular again?

NO SURRENDER....
NO RETREAT!


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out bitches...

#13 true that dawg... yoyo

Pratt superimposed himself in the video and/or paid for the entire shoot as a marketing campaign and guess what, HE NAILED IT! I've never seen a deuche bag capture his doucheness so well in a 3 minute video.

what a joker.....with his weak 2-1 record and wins (and loss) against some amateur untalented losers.....Cabbage Patch Boy Spencer raises it to the hilarious level as a part of his "crew" hahahahahahahaha


Here's the picture that convinced Kevin Casey. Associating with Spencer Pratt will give you street cred.

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/02/snoop_dogg_just_lost_all_his_s.php?bfm_index=6&bfm_page=0

Unfortunately Spencer is this dudes manager. Hence his appearance in this god-awful video.

hahaha ow man where to begin... frolicking around a campfire, some poor shmuck doin a nose dive into the sand over the flames, the lil homo march - and not one single woman within a 5mile radius..
hmm somethin tells me pratt 'directed' this little gem too.. my god only a douche of the highest caliber could make a bunch of big ass black dudes look like such pussies!

i like how Spencer keeps raising his sunglasses as to say "look I'm in this video, yeah me Spencer Pratt, more vanilla than vanilla ice, thats right!"

I felt really depressed after watching this. Almost more depressed than when I looked at the photos of Lady Gaga. But now I feel better after reading the hilarious comments posted here!! Thanks, everyone!

What an idiot that pratt is...

WHEN IT SAYS "TO BE CONTINUED" IT BETTER SHOW SOMEONE WHIPPIN DOUCH-BEARD PRATT'S ASS!!!!

*hahahaha* How much did he pay to play with the big guys?

@ 20: LMFAO! hip-hop frog march!!

This video actually looks a bit as if they put Prat in later - digitally. He looks a bit out of place. *haha* This is great!

All I have to say is.....

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unbelievably gay. What was up with that black dude in the back snarling and growling? "No retreat no surrender." This has to be a joke.

Including Spencer Pratt... this just has to be a joke. And since it has to be a joke, it's a damn good one.

That was 3 minutes and 53 seconds of my life that I will never get back. Thanks.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHHHHH

LOL. Casey is 1-1 in a third rate fight league and got KO'd by Minowa, the only legitimate fighter he's ever faced.

Spencer Pratt could probably kick his ass.

What the fuck! that was so sad. why the hell is spencer pratt in the background? he should be shot hes such a douche!!

HAHAHAHA!! I dont know who Spencer Pratt is except that apparently everyone hates him b/c he's a douchebag. But, LMFAO!
This guy is trying to look tough with like a totally generic rapping voice and a mediocre 2-1 MMA record with Spencer Pratt in his video.

This made me really laugh but I couldnt watch it all the way to the end haha

Even Vanilla Ice is horrified.

This has got to be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

To quote Swingers.....

Mike: What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
Sue: Hey man, you're not from here, alright. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A.
Trent: Anaheim.
Sue: Whatever, man. It's different out here. It's not like New York, Mikey.

I'M TIRED OF EVERYONE THINKING THAT I'M JUST A SILVER SPOONS KID. I'VE SEEN COLORS AND BOYZ N DA HOOD SO DON'T F$%K WIT ME...

Oh... after the video shoot we all made love on the beach.

To borrow from Sean 'The Shark' Sherk 'I will fight him tomorrow'. (Spencer Pratt I mean.)

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