May 21 2009Sean Penn calls off divorce - again
Since Sean Penn apparently struck out with Natalie Portman, it's back to Ol' Reliable, according to People:
The Oscar-winning actor filed a request Thursday to dismiss his legal separation case, Marin County, Calif., court records show.
"This appears to imply that they're reconciling again," says L.A. divorce lawyer Lynn Soodik, who is not involved with the case. "It's unlikely Sean Penn would request a dismissal for any other reason."
Or maybe he just felt like having an excuse to yell "Psyche!" Ha! Got her good that time, Sean Penn. Now who wants hookers?
Photos: Getty
Reader Comments
1. edamame - May 21, 2009 5:16 PM
Stoopid.
2. Polinski Dru - May 21, 2009 5:17 PM
First!!!! Fuckers
3. sally - May 21, 2009 5:18 PM
she is looking a little manly in the pics with her hair up
4. ROUGH--likes em natural - May 21, 2009 5:21 PM
You know Sean? if she didnt get a labia rejuvenation its probably still the same old thing! love the women or leave her alone...
5. LenS - May 21, 2009 5:21 PM
I'm guessing Natalie wouldn't let him pound her with his fist, so it's back to wife before she actually finds some self respect.
6. PunkA - May 21, 2009 5:23 PM
I's like to stick my big dank in her Buttercup, ya know. That's all I know.
7. Dr. Kevorkian - May 21, 2009 5:33 PM
Maybe he has a fatal disease and they have decided to stay together it out until he dies and she takes the money this "serious actor" leaves behind.
Just kidding! Ha Ha! He doesn't have a fatal disease... she just has been slowly poisoning the bastard.
8. amanda - May 21, 2009 5:47 PM
perhaps westley didnt come for her afterall...
9. mikeock - May 21, 2009 5:48 PM
What a sanctimonious retard. Maybe they can re-honeymoon at one of Castro's villas, wearing the requisite Che' Guevara t-shirt. I truly wish this asshole would just go away and die.
10. Anexio - May 21, 2009 5:50 PM
Sean Penn is without a doubt the king of the douches.
Hail to the king!
11. Alli - May 21, 2009 6:20 PM
I'm not usually a fan of those headbands, but it looks kinda cute on her. Although, she has too thin of a frame to wear such a droopy dress. And him, well...I just think of Keebler elf cookies when i see him. Hey...I'm hungry...
12. Alli - May 21, 2009 6:20 PM
I'm not usually a fan of those headbands, but it looks kinda cute on her. Although, she has too thin of a frame to wear such a droopy dress. And him, well...I just think of Keebler elf cookies when i see him. Hey...I'm hungry...
13. devilsrain - May 21, 2009 6:56 PM
Does this woman have zero self esteem or what. He probably realized that hed have to give her 50 million and decided its better to just cheat on her, because after all, shes the epitome of doormat
14. Crabby Old Guy - May 21, 2009 7:21 PM
Somebody needs to whack him in the back of his head. Sooner rather than later.
Fucking actors: self-important losers who pretend to be about the common man, while living large for pretending to be something they aren't.
Hmmm. Guess that'd apply to politicians, too. Better whack all of them too, while we're at it.
15. b - May 21, 2009 7:56 PM
Another braindead retarded liberal democrat. The CIA should waterboard all liberals.
16. Binky - May 21, 2009 8:36 PM
Sean's spokesperson issued the following statement :
" After flicking the Bic for a while - Sean has decided he had had the Wright Penn all along."
17. ha - May 21, 2009 9:06 PM
He just doesn't want to look gay. Oops, too late.
18. Jen - May 21, 2009 10:26 PM
Hope his money is worth more than your dignity Robin.
19. Sport - May 22, 2009 12:18 AM
great post #15 I am still laughing.
If it weren't for that magician faggot with all the chains I would call Sean a douche.
20. gerard vandenberg - May 22, 2009 12:28 AM
I told you before.
WHAT SOME AMERICANS WILL DO FOR GETTING IN THE NEWS IS REALLY: AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING, folks!!
21. lita - May 22, 2009 12:28 AM
Robin kick his f'ing ass to the curb. You can do way better than that furrowed face old wind bag. He's a douchebag.
22. Sam - May 22, 2009 7:36 AM
Why does this beautiful woman put up with this idiot.
Dump his a*ss already Robin.
23. Mark Anastasi - May 22, 2009 7:45 AM
On and off I think they do not know what they exactly want
24. WTF? - May 22, 2009 8:47 AM
Have a little self-respect, Robin.
25. WTF? - May 22, 2009 8:50 AM
Have a little self-respect, Robin.
26. Sean Penn is a Crazed *sshole - May 22, 2009 8:55 AM
Robin, are you a freakin' doormat, or what? Will you just put up with anything at all -- including ongoing, public, worldwide humiliation? All the dysfunctional drama is not helping the kids any, either, you know.
Cowgirl up.
27. Barney Frank - May 22, 2009 9:03 AM
I think Penn took his Milk role too heart. Either that or he has always been a faggity looking ass clown.
I agree with #15. Water board all of them.
28. Jenny - May 22, 2009 11:37 AM
She is beautiful and could do a lot better
29. bart folly - May 22, 2009 12:45 PM
the sad effects of cocaine on the mind...
30. bart folly - May 22, 2009 12:45 PM
the sad effects of cocaine on the mind...
31. Ananana - May 22, 2009 2:54 PM
What the fuck, Princess Bride! Srsly, you can do SO much better! Kick that ugly arrogant mothereffer to the curb and score yourself some hot piece of 20 something ass!
32. smarg - May 22, 2009 7:07 PM
Penn is an America-hating leftist piece of sellout shit. Thank God his love life is torturous. He needs his ass kicked.
33. gigi - May 23, 2009 12:14 AM
wow, Seany-Sean must bring the ruckus.... these 2 are hysterical.... cute grey gown on Robin tho-- I want!
34. fernie81 - May 25, 2009 8:54 PM
this is so completely sad that she stays with him...must be a masochistic relationship.
35. aprilstp - June 17, 2009 7:47 PM
I'm loving these anti-Sean Penn posts! Hysterical!
Robin, people love you! please listen to 21, 22, 24, 26, 28 and31
Right on 32!!