May 4 2009Pink is NOT bisexual

She's hot. I would love to do some seriously nasty stuff with this one. Carey who? That's all she could remember of her ex once I got done with her.

Glad she cleared that up. So, anyway, who's the glam dude in the pictures?

Pink's a dude though right?

Yeah, not bisexual... she's now gone full dyke.

FIRST. and her body is disgusting, she might aswell go gay.

good lord. how the hell does "she" get those abs that look like dude abs? I mean, i didn't know it was physically possible for girls to get that, shelf thing about the hips.

she looks like a midget in these! Her arms are so strangely short.....

I bet she has a 10" black limp dick hid in that plastic = harmless.

Justin Tranter is looking pretty buff these days

I believe her! didnt Tommy Lee ran into her! but she does look like shes from NO MAN's LAND thought!

#6 I know right? That is not the body of a lady. Just look at those shoulders!

I guess I just lost my vajayjay
I don't know where it went
I've got a big long schlong now
so im gonna pitch a tent

I got a brand new cock ring
And I'm gonna wear it tonight
I'm gonna get in some muff now
Ibut it doesnt mean im a dyke!!!

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
I want something nice and tight
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
I wanna do it tonight

So, so what, Im not a dyke now
I got my cock now and I don't need you
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight

Pink the other manmeat. That's a dude.

LOL LOOOOOOOOOOL @ carrier pigeon, you are a riot dude

People just assumed she's bi (if not full-blown gay) because she has the body of a man. Seriously, I bet those things she thinks are ovaries are actually undescended testicles. Look at those abs and pecs! Manly!

Perez Hilton is a douche.

I have nothing bad to say about Pink.

She's NOT bisexual. She's a man.

It's good to see that Billy Idol's staying in shape!

THe comments here are funny!

pink is so fucking ugly

Ironically, she looks like Perez Hilton's ugly ass.

I feel less than a man...
(consoles penis)

How fitting that she would mention the 90's, since she stole her fashion sense from Susan Powter.

It makes sense, though, since every time I hear her open her mouth I can only think that she needs to "STOP THE INSANITY!"

She should join the Obama team. She would fit in perfect with the rest of the no talent bull dikes.

what in the goddamn fuck is that wrinkly shit around her belly button area in pic 2? it looks like nutsack skin.

I bet she your pussy-squeeze your dick flat. Ouch and yeeeeaaah, baby....

Question: How many seconds would it take for Pink to wipe the floor with most men of medium height and build?

I'm thinking 15 seconds, as it would take at least 5 second for those Python Thighs of Doom to crush a man's ribcage. Remember, she used to be a gymnast, so you can expect a few acrobatics before her victim sees his life flash before his eyes.

I'm thoroughly conflicted here. She's really hot in a disgusting sort of way. I don't know whether I want to bang the bejeezez out of her, or have her help me fix the transmission of an 87 Camaro. I need to go to church to get some guidance on this one.

If she's Not Bisexual, why dress like it??? Dressing a little more feminine might give a better impression don't you think?

Ya 28 youre into muscle and clitness! ask for some holy water!

It looks like Luke Skywalker totally flipped out. I guess this was after he learned he banged his sister.

Looks like the bitch is going after that whole buffed out "Madonna-arms" thing...probably so she better control her strap-on victims.

With her butch body and blond hair she could fit in well with the Hogan family. With her uber-tough attitude, she could be like the son the Hulkster never had... (that pansy Nick doesn't count as a real man)

man that little dude is jacked!

Uhhhg.....I think I just threw up a little.
She has broader shoulder than I do....and I have broad shoulders!

@33 - Nick doesn't count but Brooke does.

This dude should stop wearing tight pants like that. Nobody wants to see his cock. It's just disgusting......

she's looking more like Pink Hogan lol

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I did always have an inkling that she was gay or bisexual, but I don't KNOW this. Being a fierce lady doesn't make you attracted to members of the same sex. I could really care less who she sleeps with. As far as pop stars go, their music, vocal talent, and performing skills are all that should matter. Unfortunately, not one pop band has ever met up to my standards.. well, except for Michael Jackson :)

Holy crap! She's almost more muscular than i am! Luckily my penis is bigger!

Has anyone else noticed that the commenters on this site have turned into grammar 'tards? I feel like we've entered into a realm where basic sentence structure is no longer encouraged.

Watch out Jenny or someone's likely to ask you to dangle their modifier.

@40 Are you absolutely sure about that?

In that last photo, WHERE THE HELL DID HER NECK GO? wtf

And risk catching a conjunctive adverb? Never.

I'm with #6 - I thaught only lean male super heroes like myself could get those hip grooves.

Also, Perez Hilton is a fuck-knuckle - I visited his site once after someone highly recommended it to me (after seeing me on this site) then I had to piss on my modem and shoot them in the face for bad judgement.

She aint bi cos she aint fucked me yet.... i'd love to give her a bit of a tongue lashing.... pwhoah!!!!! She is the hotness.... and yes, I am a straight chick too!!!

You're and idiot.

who cares if she is or not? girls who want her now are just going to want her more, and guys who wanted her before are just going to have something in common with thier girlfriends...
get the f**k over it...you're not going to meet her...if you think she's ugly-then dont be pissed that she's bi. And your girl or your sister wont be meeting her either so you have nothing to worry about...we can all see that jealousy is what's eating at you here anyway

who cares if she is or not? girls who want her now are just going to want her more, and guys who wanted her before are just going to have something in common with thier girlfriends...
get the f**k over it...you're not going to meet her...if you think she's ugly-then dont be pissed that she's bi. And your girl or your sister wont be meeting her either so you have nothing to worry about...we can all see that jealousy is what's eating at you here anyway

Check out the giant schlong hanging down her leg in the first pic.

Is that a cock going down her left leg in the first picture? Damn its bigger than mine! :-(

Seriously, I think this is just getting ridiculous!!! I love Pink and think she is the best! It doesn't really matter what she is or what she does! I think being in the spotlight is crazy as is. I know a little bit about it! =)

Alex - Professional Cutie
http://www.mioamoredesign.com

Seriously, I think this is just getting ridiculous!!! I love Pink and think she is the best! It doesn't really matter what she is or what she does! I think being in the spotlight is crazy as is. I know a little bit about it! =)

Alex - Professional Cutie
www.mioamoredesign.com

Ahhhh.... sorry! Didn't mean to post twice! =(

Pink is fugly.

jaffer@google.com

She needs to immediately stop lifting any weights for her upper body. And stop with the oblique crunches.

Eat a couple cheeseburgers a week, and maybe a milkshake. And don't shy away from the fries. Get a little fill back in around her waist. She'll still be thin and athletic. But a little less definition in her case will help immensely.

Well, this is great news for the lesbians, but what has she done for me lately?

She looks like a nigger. Otherwise I'd hit that.

I hope Perez Hilton ends up like Matthew Sheppard.

She came a step closer to reality.
BUT WOMEN ARE HER GAME, folks!!
............bet?

She is, however, gross and talentless.

OMG! Who ever said Justin Tranter (of Semi Precious Weapons) is looking pretty buff these days is 1) Super cool fo knowing who SPW is. 2) Is fucking funny! love it.

She makes Serena Williams look feminine.

well that's too bad......the world needs more freaky bisexual ladies!!!!

What a bunch of jealous dudes we have commenting on this site.
My only comment is this. Check out the last picture and the face of her fans. "nuff said.

@ 66.

Hitler had a lot of fans, too.

... I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this.

hot hot hot!!! wish she was bi, i'd do her for sure!!!

@66 & 67

Hitler was a dude, too.
...I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this.

there's nothing odd about pink liking women, pink's a dude (obviously)

Well the bitch looks like a raging dyke... what do you expect? You are a public figure... there's stereotypes out there in 2009. HELLO?

59. die.

and her man-v says different. thats not natural.

I guess Pink was not aware of the studies done five years ago that proved all women were bisexual in nature.

Pink is a woman (last I heard). All women are bisexual. Therefore, Pink is bisexual.

Case closed.

I honestly do not believe Pink is gay. She loves her husband Carey Hunt. Yea she has a very nice body look at it... I even have a stomach like that. It's called you work out and make your body look good. You also have to think she dances all the time and practices all the time getting ready for shows.... What you expect for her to be big... Any girls stomach could look like that all you have to do is work at it..... People are just so stupid and ignorant.....

what a bunch of haters,, what? cos she works out and is cut up better then most men ya gotta hate on her bunch of jealous ass haters start working out maybe youll look as good as she does ya fuckin asswipes

Pink has worked her ass off in the gym and has turned her body into art, No fake boobs no lipo or tummy tucks just hard work! The girl is jacked and makes it look beautiful. shes not Megan Fox and she knows it i'm sure, beauty like hers is rare, but as far as looking as good as you can goes Pink did it.