May 20 2009Olivia Wilde in GQ
Olivia Wilde poses for the latest issue of GQ and also responds to Megan Fox's recent comment about wanting to strangle a mountain ox in a fit of bisexual lust:
"I came into my trailer at House the morning after that article came out," she says, "and one of our writers had done an illustration on my mirror of a mountain ox saying, 'Save me, save me. Please, Olivia, make out with Megan!' " Though Wilde is a little skeptical of the recent girl-crush fad, she's always willing to pitch in for a cause: "Of course, anything I can do to save the mountain ox, I'm happy to do."
Funny you should mention that, I happen to be holding a gun to a mountain ox's head as we speak. In fact - *WAM* Sonofabitch, kicked me! No, don't shit in the elevator! Everybody down!
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
AH-ROOOOOOOOOOOH!
*THUMP*
Now, where was I?

Reader Comments
1. assman - May 20, 2009 3:45 PM
1st
gorgeous
im the assman
2. assman - May 20, 2009 3:46 PM
1st
gorgeous
im the assman
3. r - May 20, 2009 3:48 PM
first?
4. first - May 20, 2009 3:48 PM
first
5. Justin Anderson - May 20, 2009 3:51 PM
FIRST BITCHES!
6. bribios - May 20, 2009 6:20 PM
FIRST!!!!!!
7. bribios - May 20, 2009 6:20 PM
FIRST!!!!!!
8. ok anyway - May 20, 2009 6:50 PM
who is this??? that pic with the white shorts makes her thigh look frightening.
9. huh? - May 20, 2009 6:52 PM
"Ok ..hey so i'll mention you in an article and you do the same!! "
Two people sharing 15 minutes together.....no biggy.
10. Megabyte - May 20, 2009 6:53 PM
She is ridiculously attractive.
11. meg - May 20, 2009 7:00 PM
Wilde is a lot hotter than Fox will ever be. However, I'd hit them both.
12. lain - May 20, 2009 7:19 PM
The second one makes her shoulders look odd, but she is very gorgeous.
13. weaselspeed - May 20, 2009 7:35 PM
o.O too skinny! But she does have a pretty face and is natural as far as I know, so yay for that.
14. SeƱor Pedro - May 20, 2009 8:02 PM
Olivia Wilde responds to Megan Fox's recent comment:
"I came."
FIXED
15. ph7 - May 20, 2009 8:04 PM
I love it when famous chicks says they'd love to bank another famous chick, but you know if some leading man said he love to bang another leading man, the fan base would in milliseconds.
It's a man's world, my friends.
16. my comment - May 20, 2009 8:19 PM
boring.
17. shift - May 20, 2009 8:32 PM
I would wreck that chick.
18. ROUGH--likes em natural - May 20, 2009 8:38 PM
Yeah she is nice! her best bet is to stay out of the limelight and stay hot, not be over expose like Megan!
19. Reality check - May 20, 2009 9:04 PM
So Megan copied jolie, is it safe to say Olivia is now copying Megan???? Yep, i'd say it is. Since when was Olivia this thin and had long dark flowing locks??? Even her makeup screams Megan. She is looking more and more like Megan everyday, far cry from her blonde days!! LOL @ Megan loving a girl who looks similar to her, megan has good taste cause she is gorgeous!!!!!
I think it's the magazines creating similar looks and styles among all of them, it's all a ploy to turn us against 1 of them and create a buzz, but nope, i won't fall for it. I love all three!
20. jamie - May 20, 2009 9:12 PM
her real name is olivia cockburn...
21. RichPort's Gay - May 20, 2009 9:23 PM
For fuck's sake, she's so hot it hurts to look at her.
22. Spinnacer - May 20, 2009 9:32 PM
I'm not the guy to write corny/detailed fantasies about female celeberties but..
The second pic is just so fckin' hot. I'd put a pillow under her back and go to town on her, got damn.
Forgive me for being so blunt.
23. girl creature - May 20, 2009 10:28 PM
shes so perfect...
24. mrmr - May 20, 2009 10:52 PM
tity tots.
my bad.... tits.
but id still nibble
25. _me - May 20, 2009 11:21 PM
In Megan's Defense, I've seen pictures of Mountain Oxen on the Internets, and they're like only a few inches tall.
26. unableunwilling - May 20, 2009 11:55 PM
Her body is fucking awesome, but I've always thought her face was so-so.
http://www.houseisright.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/olivia-wilde-beckley01_nc.jpg
These pictures are fucking hot, though.
27. timmy the frisky virus - May 21, 2009 12:12 AM
Should I know her? Looks to me like this week's vapid plastic girl pumped out by the Hollywood cookie cutter.
28. gerard vandenberg - May 21, 2009 1:49 AM
This pose will give your TITS a boost "UPSTAIRS".
so they're not "NEW".(they just hang)
IT'S JUST THE POSE, folks!!
29. J - May 21, 2009 2:25 AM
Wow...so, uh, what's the big deal here?
30. Tarren - May 21, 2009 4:56 AM
holy mother of baby jesus, olivia wilde is bloody sexy.
oh my gosh, she's ridiculously hot.
31. Ananana - May 21, 2009 9:25 AM
Superficial writer, I hate to scold you again, but onomatopeas are LAME.
In other news, bring me a mountain ox.
32. Ananana - May 21, 2009 9:25 AM
oh, and ladies and gentleman, we've got a starver.
33. RichPort's Ghost - May 21, 2009 10:15 AM
I would put this chick on a twice a day, orally administered, liquid protein suppliment, you know, to gain weight and shit...
34. Loren - May 21, 2009 10:30 AM
I got excited for a minute because I thought it was Summer Glau.... oh well.
35. BobbieBell - May 21, 2009 10:32 AM
Okay, who is she again?
And PIc #3, scary thigh......the chicken leg I had for dinner last night had mroe meat on it.
36. Loren - May 21, 2009 11:20 AM
I'm over my disappointment about this not being Summer Glau ... this broad is scorching hot.
37. matt - May 21, 2009 1:36 PM
She looks like Taylor Bow... drool....
38. meluvherlongtime - May 21, 2009 8:21 PM
she's pretty
39. Dj - May 21, 2009 8:35 PM
I like Dr Cameron better.... I wish to see her naked
40. RtSS - May 22, 2009 3:33 AM
In image #2 I can't stop thinking about sliding my tube steak in her nicely presented hole. Then in image #5 and #6, dude playing a game of hide the sausage is all those poses scream for... She is one hot POA
41. RtSS - May 22, 2009 3:35 AM
In image #2 I can't stop thinking about sliding my tube steak in her nicely presented hole. Then in image #5 and #6, dude playing a game of hide the sausage is all those poses scream for... She is one hot POA and I would find some great ways to bounce on her.
42. Tripod - May 23, 2009 10:12 PM
What's with the plastic man poses? - not sexy just dumb