May 15 2009Robert Pattinson likes the drinky
- Robert Pattinson got trashed again with Kristen Stewart for his birthday. Crazy Twi-hard fan stabbing her in 5... 4... 3... [Lainey Gossip]
- Cameron Diaz appears on the latest cover of Vogue and has apparently decided to stop looking hot and start looking like your mom. On that note, can I come to your house for dinner? [Just Jared]
- Chris Pine poses for GQ magazine. Finally, I'll know how to dress like a dreamier, non-Canadian Captain Kirk. Oh boy! [Pink is the New Blog]
- Shia LaBeouf admits to going on a date with Rihanna while filming Indiana Jones 4. I think I speak for everyone when I say: Kill, Chris Brown! Kill! [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Nick Hogan is having trouble getting his own reality show. Wow, am I actually experiencing joy because of the reality TV industry? What in the... [Celebslam]

Reader Comments
1. josie - May 15, 2009 4:31 PM
Wow. Who's the crazy lady under his armpit?
2. Hes - May 15, 2009 4:31 PM
SO FUCKING HANDSOME!
3. Famous Plastic - May 15, 2009 4:44 PM
Who in gods name would want to watch Nick Hogans "reality" show. The other Hogan shows are bad enough, but Nick has got to be the dullest one by far....
4. Richard McBeef - May 15, 2009 4:47 PM
@2 - By handsome do mean totally gay?
5. Jackson - May 15, 2009 4:53 PM
You should see the picture of Kim Kardaskank on tmz.com. She is not wearing a butt girdle and you can see her saggy ass with a lot of cellulite on her ugly loose ass and on her thighs. She is wearing spandex work out pants. It is gross looking!
http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/15/its-kim-kardashians/
Notice how TheSuperficial does not post these pictures of Kim's big fat cellulite butt with cellulite lumpy lipo thighs because they are too busy kissing Kim's big fat saggy cellulite butt!
6. Oprah - May 15, 2009 4:53 PM
@4 - Don't reflect your own lifestyle on to him.
7. ROUGH--likes em natural - May 15, 2009 4:55 PM
Dreamy? teenage girls are going nuts for his kid? couldve sworn he look like corky from life goes on with nicer hair!
8. Racer X - May 15, 2009 5:27 PM
I'd fuck Brooke Ho-Gan like there's no tomorrow, but there is no way in Hell I'm watching Nick Hogan's show.
/FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' DOUCHE!!!!
9. britneysucks - May 15, 2009 5:46 PM
Um, Cameron Diaz hasn't been hot since The Mask (1994) She's ugly. And I don't get the R Patz thing. He looks deformed.
10. Phil - May 15, 2009 5:47 PM
HOW IS THIS GUY GETTING LAID AND I CAN'T?!?
Do i need to look like a freakin' demented muppet to get a little tail?
C-Almighty.
11. britneysucks - May 15, 2009 5:50 PM
So Jackson (#5) I guess your life is complete now. You must be the happiest person in the world since they posted some unflattering pics of her. Please get a fucking existence. She has a flat stomach but she's thick and that's what black guys like anyway so who gives a shit? Why don't you pick on someone fatter and uglier than she is, like Beth Ditto? I stand by my opinion that Kim must have rejected or insulted you irl and that's why you hate her so much.
12. Amy - May 15, 2009 6:03 PM
He has to be the hottest guy in existence. Mmmmm....
13. Gando - May 15, 2009 6:54 PM
It's always good to have somebody to lean on when you're boozed up.
14. Darth - May 15, 2009 6:57 PM
Instead of 'boo!' i could link up Cameron Diaz's face as well.
15. emjay - May 15, 2009 7:06 PM
@12
ya, mama likes!
16. Richard McBeef - May 15, 2009 7:35 PM
@6 - Put down the children books and find yourself an adult to crush on.
17. omg - May 15, 2009 8:32 PM
he is so FUCKING hot!!!
18. mikeock - May 15, 2009 8:58 PM
Who is this fucktard?
19. Oprah - May 15, 2009 9:13 PM
@16 - Rob is an adult.
20. Amy - May 15, 2009 9:18 PM
He's an adult and he's my age. I'll drool over the unobtainable as much as I want!
21. old geezers are funny - May 15, 2009 9:43 PM
apparently a 23 year old still is a child. thats funny fuckwits like that make me laugh and thats why i stay within my age group. living in the city, i often get those stupid comments/looks from older men., like i have money, i may be a little(a lot!) old, but i want you, and hint that they want to hook up. yeah right, if they dont have the looks and youth (which is always the case) thats never going to happen.
these 'past their prime' losers are jealous of younger men and always make up a homo comment to make themselves feel secure or important.
22. hello - May 15, 2009 10:36 PM
Those are some butt fugly asian girls....
23. gerard vandenberg - May 16, 2009 12:25 AM
I think the BOYs like drunk men, folks!!
24. Masti - May 16, 2009 4:25 AM
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25. mikeock - May 16, 2009 7:05 AM
He looks like someone hit in in the face with a fucking frying pan.
26. Delish - May 16, 2009 11:52 AM
this is why Nick Hogan can't get his own reality show. Fucking little douche bag. I hope someone puts a massive gaping hole in his head. Kinda like his dad does to Brooke's vagina......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ip4jAA1PQ
27. Donna - May 16, 2009 1:06 PM
he is f*cking disgusting! What the hell are ppl thinking! He could play a monstrous leper from the center of the earth with no makeup!!!
28. Nightbringer - May 16, 2009 1:19 PM
It's a matter of time before it comes out this dude is a fluff...
http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com
29. Meream - May 16, 2009 1:29 PM
He is such a party animal.
30. Richard McBeef - May 16, 2009 1:39 PM
@21 - I bet you are ferocious slut. Did you crush on Harry Potter really hard too? Like I said before, you should look outside of the young adult section for your men and your reading material.
31. Justin - May 16, 2009 2:00 PM
Is him... Seems he is famous on some tall dating place
____Tall Mingle C o M___ where are many hot models and handsome guys. Many tall singles find their lovers there
32. Valerie - May 16, 2009 2:12 PM
I used to think he was hot, and now all of a sudden I'm completely bored with him. Kinda in the way that Fish liked that Hayden chick and then in dropped off. It happens.
33. Ew - May 16, 2009 8:04 PM
He looks so slimy. Does he ever bathe? And why does he always have that creepy expression on his face? Yuck.
34. Ass-ome - May 17, 2009 4:30 PM
Hahaha he still looks like a vampire.
Anyway, I'd definitively let him fu'ck me til I collapse
35. mamamiasweetpeaches - May 18, 2009 11:22 AM
I dont know why everyone (including my 10 year old daughter) thinks hes "hot". Look at pic 1! I dont know whats worse: teh huge nose, the horrible teeth or the eyebrows! He looks like Animal from THE MUPPET SHOW!
Heard he smells like ass too.
36. heyhey - June 9, 2009 10:49 AM
35.mamamiaasweetpeaches i tottally agree with you . Animal from muppet show and he doesnt take shower at all .
37. trip - July 2, 2009 3:41 AM
he's ugly as hell and those teeth yuck