May 13 2009Miss Nevada vs. Miss California: To the ThunderDome! (Bring pudding.)
Former Miss Nevada Katie Rees is effin' pissed that Carrie Prejean was allowed to keep her crown as Miss California even after it was revealed she lied to pageant organizers about posing topless. Katie was in a similar situation in 2006, but Donald Trump wasn't so benevolent and stripped her of the Miss Nevada title. Now she's calling the current situation with Prejean a "huge double standard." E! News reports:
Rees said today that she and Prejean both signed contracts swearing that there were no nude or semi-nude photographs of them in existence.
And they both broke the contract, Rees added, but she is the only one who had to pay so harshly for her mistake. She asked for a chance to reclaim her title, but was denied.
"I don't know why I am the only one who was punished for their behavior," she said. "I was only 19 when those photos were taken of me, and it was me in my personal life, far before I was crowned Miss Nevada. Carrie actually posed for these professional semi-nude photos.
"I think that's worse."
Dear Katie,
Hopefully, I can provide a satisfactory answer to your dilemma. You see, Carrie Prejean attached herself to a controversial topic making it virtually impossible to strip her of her crown without turning her into a martyr for religious nutjobs everywhere. Clearly, this is something you forgot to do, so I've gotta ask, was this your first pageant or something? I mean, Jesus, lady.
Best Wishes,
The Superficial Writer

Reader Comments
1. debagger - May 13, 2009 3:33 PM
Dumb bitch
2. Blayes - May 13, 2009 3:33 PM
Ugh that girl is fug. No wonder they made her give up her crown.
3. g_girl - May 13, 2009 3:37 PM
miss nevada- not that hot.
4. me - May 13, 2009 3:39 PM
Can someone shut these women up? Why are they even allowed to talk? I just wanna see hot T and A and these sluts are ruining it for me.
5. g_girl - May 13, 2009 3:41 PM
#4 shut the fuck up, you moron
6. fact - May 13, 2009 3:44 PM
Miss Nevada is a rat face.
7. no no no - May 13, 2009 3:44 PM
that is one ugly miss
gosh, who gets to pick those things?
8. Jeezy - May 13, 2009 3:47 PM
Lots of sluts in the news these days...
9. moley - May 13, 2009 3:48 PM
nose like a boxer...
10. Zanna - May 13, 2009 3:50 PM
I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas.
11. p0nk - May 13, 2009 3:51 PM
Miss Katie, did you blow 'the Donald' seven ways to Sunday? No? case closed.
12. Zanna - May 13, 2009 3:52 PM
"without turning her into a martyr for religious nutjobs everywhere. Clearly, this is something you forgot to do, and I've gotta ask, was this your first pageant or something? I mean, Jesus, lady."
Look who put "religious nutjob" and "Jesus" in the same paragraph....
13. KC - May 13, 2009 3:52 PM
She obviously forgot to bang The Donald.
14. Ooga.Booga - May 13, 2009 3:54 PM
Katie Rees, you're a trailer park whore. Maybe that's why.
15. JD - May 13, 2009 3:58 PM
We still haven't seen any Prejean tits. Until there are tits, I'd really rather not fucking hear about this again.
Thanks in advance, Superficial writer.
16. M - May 13, 2009 3:58 PM
In all fairness Miss Topless California didn't exactly attach herself to this issue. Blame that homo Perez for her tranny face being shoved down our throats day in and day out.
17. RichPort's Ghost - May 13, 2009 4:00 PM
Lat time I was in Vegas, they had literally a whole book full of way better looking chicks willing to massage me for $25.
18. Anna - May 13, 2009 4:04 PM
Wow, kudos to the Superficial writer. Well put sir.
19. Deacon Jones - May 13, 2009 4:06 PM
Rich,
Dont forget the Mexicans on the sidewalk that snap their fingers, and discretely hand you the escort baseball cards.
Man,
the feminist activists from the 60s must be rolling in their graves right about now
20. mel - May 13, 2009 4:06 PM
two go in; one comes out
21. LInda - May 13, 2009 4:07 PM
A real Christian would never pose nude semi node or topless and lie about it on top of that.
22. LInda - May 13, 2009 4:08 PM
A real Christian would never pose nude semi node or topless and lie about it on top of that.
23. JJ Daddy-O - May 13, 2009 4:08 PM
Miss California knew the ice cube trick, whereas Miss Nevada did not. The Donald is all about talent.
24. SueMe - May 13, 2009 4:10 PM
I don't know what to say about this one though I sort of agree with this Katie.
25. RichPort's Ghost - May 13, 2009 4:11 PM
Mr Jones, I have an entire puta "beisbol" team, but oddly, the cards say "Tapps" It's amazing what those chicks will do with a bat for $10 and a promise of a steady housekeeping job. And a supply of disposable razors, of course...
26. Brian - May 13, 2009 4:14 PM
I think Katie is hotter than Carrie.
27. jbiggs - May 13, 2009 4:15 PM
WOOT WOOT Miss NEVADA For the win
28. BEAM - May 13, 2009 4:17 PM
"martyr for religious nutjobs everywhere."
Does that mean Obama is a religious nutjob? Wow, you learn so much from The Fish.
29. el ces - May 13, 2009 4:26 PM
You know what?
Fuck these two morons.
30. p0nk - May 13, 2009 4:31 PM
#25, Just a warning Rich, stay away from the one lists "Pitcher" as the position.
31. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere - May 13, 2009 4:37 PM
damn Katie is hot, check out that azz.
32. Paul - May 13, 2009 4:37 PM
http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=445ea665
33. Paul - May 13, 2009 4:37 PM
http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=445ea665
34. Harry - May 13, 2009 4:39 PM
I only have one word for these two girls: Threesome.
35. RichPort's Ghost - May 13, 2009 4:39 PM
#30 - HAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's great advice... I hear they carry bats of their own. No peechers for me, thanks...
36. Phred Felps - May 13, 2009 4:53 PM
Katie honey come on over to Uncle Phred, sit right there, oops hang on manual adjustment. Ahhhhhhhh now where was I oh yes that right ... life isnt fair, there always was and always will be double standards, hypocrisy, comb overs and stuff that makes you wanna smash someones head into a brick wall. You just gotta say fuck you and move on cause nobody really gives a shit anyway
37. jellopuddin - May 13, 2009 4:54 PM
If (former) Ms. Nevada shoots some topless, I'm willing to give her back her crown...
38. WTF - May 13, 2009 4:56 PM
Facts are:
Trump does whatever he thinks provide the most return on his investment.
Miss CA was dragged into this by Mario Lavandeira.
Stating an opinion that is opposite of the pop/media culture earns you crucifixion.
Marriage should not be recognized by local, state, or federal government agencies.
39. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere - May 13, 2009 5:05 PM
@29 I totally hope to.
40. PunkA - May 13, 2009 5:39 PM
MIss Nevada was hammered and doing sluty stuff with friends. Miss Cali was doing glamour shots. So lets see, which is worse? Professional modeling pics, or slutty behavior with racist drawings on dudes?
THE Donald knows Miss Cali sells and he ain't no fool. Former Miss Nevada, however, is.
41. Fritz - May 13, 2009 5:51 PM
Miss California = side boob shot by a professional.
Miss Nevada = amateur drunken porn shot by Ashton Kutcher wannabe with his Nikon COOLPIX camera.
If I never hear about these two again, that'd be awesome.
42. kels - May 13, 2009 5:52 PM
MISS CALIFORNIA IS NOT PRETTY...HER SMILE LOOKS FAKE AND AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS SHE LOOKS OLDER THAN 21 OR 22 OR WHATVER SHE AGE IS? WHITE PEOPLE AGE HORRIBLY!! NASTY SKANK.
43. Seanzy - May 13, 2009 5:57 PM
The Superficial writer turns into a complete idiot once he starts talking about politics. Stick to the celebrity bashing...
44. Anonymous - May 13, 2009 6:14 PM
The Gay Mafia sucks. Yes on 8.
45. Ted - May 13, 2009 6:17 PM
"turning her into a martyr for religious nutjobs everywhere"
otherwise known as the majority of Americans (on this issue)
46. Ted Danson - May 13, 2009 6:22 PM
I'd fuck both their asses so hard they'd be sponsoring gay marriage bills when we were done.
47. PunkA - May 13, 2009 6:29 PM
And now Shanna Moakler has resigned her position with the state of California pageant. HAHAHAHA. Shanna has whored herself out way more at this point than Miss Cali ever will, and she is taking a moral stand? That is rich. Seriously, just model when Miss Cali, but do Playboy AFTER and it is A-OK. Also, sleep around, make an ass of yourself on a bad reality show, then take a stand. Shanna is dumber than a bag of hammers.
48. Harry Doyle - May 13, 2009 6:29 PM
The sets of pics are completely differ............... ahh who cares anymore..... on to the next distraction so we are oblivious to the crap that HObama is sneaking through the Congress........ man, is he fucking up this country.
49. Jackson - May 13, 2009 6:32 PM
She definitely does not have a girdle butt like Kim Kardaskank!
50. Chelle - May 13, 2009 6:34 PM
"Religious nutjobs"?!?!
STFU, Superfish. There are plenty of people who AREN'T "religious nutjobs" who were pretty effing pissed off that Carrie Prejean was attacked all over the media for expressing her opinion.
What? She was supposed to spout some politically correct bullshit that she didn't even believe just to make sure Perez Hilton approved of her? Fuck that.
FUCK THAT with the Statue of Liberty's torch, you dimwit.
GEEZ. Political correctness ought to make every person with a brain as pissed as hell, and instead we get this stupidity about "religious nutjobs."
51. justifiable - May 13, 2009 6:55 PM
#16 Sure she did. She claimed she lost the pageant because of her answer and she's strapped herself to that little cross ever since. Perez is just one judge and he's annoying as shit , but he wasn't the only judge. Prejean came in SECOND in points for evening gown competition, and THIRD in swimsuit. - NC had more points than anyone in those categories There's no way Prejean could have won unless she unveiled a viable plan for peace in the Middle East and a cure for cancer right there. She's a sore loser and a prime opportunist.
As for her keeping her crown, Trump claimed that since we're living in the 21st century nudity is no big deal and it shouldn't be the basis for yanking it. The fact that just 3 years ago, when he kicked Miss Nevada to the curb, we were also living in that same century seems to have completely escaped him. She violated the contract, and if Trump were on the losing end of that violation he'd be the first to be screaming unfair business practices and bad business. He's a panderer and always has been.
52. Ralph - May 13, 2009 7:00 PM
She got her ugly free boob job from the pagent. She should just go away happy.
53. Pretty Einstein - May 13, 2009 7:01 PM
All these bimbo bitches pose topless and nude because they have no brains!
54. Joel - May 13, 2009 7:15 PM
WHO FRIGGIN' CARES!!!!!
I'm so sick and tired of hearing about this entire thing.
Its just a stupid friggin' beauty pageant. There is no, and should have never been, any controversy and the only reason its still going on is because of idiots like Perez Hilton with a dumb ass agenda to shove down everyone's throats.
If you ask me that question should have never even come up, and she certainly should not have been penalized for expressing her opinion, it's basic first amendment stuff, she is entitled to her opinion, just as much as anyone else, pro or con.
The question and answer portion is supposed to graded more on the presentation rather than the content anyways.
Besides that, like I said...its a stupid Miss America pageant, how much real impact in this world does she have anyway, NONE! The worlds problem are not going to be solved just because some chick looks good in a bikini. Sure she might bring a tiny bit of awareness to some cause, but the amount of change that truly occurs is like using a little kiddie bucket and shovel to get all the sand out of the desert.
It's just an excuse for The Donald to show off his money by parading a bunch of girls in bikinis in front of a bunch of horny idiots...just because he can
C'mon people just give it a rest.
55. justifiable - May 13, 2009 7:16 PM
#50 Cheri, you and Prejean and anyone else is entitled to speak whatever opinion occurs to you in public. No government agency has censored her - or you - in the media or elsewhere. Politics is politics everywhere, but she had a choice not to softpedal her opinion. But if you think you, or she, or ANYONE, should somehow have special protection from namecalling or be immune from any criticism or attack because you speak what you see as "the truth", you've got a big fucking screw loose.
You don't like her catching flak and being unpopular? Tough shit. Neither did George Wallace.
56. ROUGH--like em natural - May 13, 2009 7:20 PM
Trump couldnt keep her, those party pics she took looked like another episode of Girls Greasin Girls! while prejean's looks jussssst a tad tasteful....Id like me some rees's pieces though, right up my alley.
57. Airmail - May 13, 2009 7:25 PM
"religious nutjobs?" Come on fish; there are alot of plain regular folks that like what she said. Don't be like that sad old Hefner who attacks religion out of habit.
58. Daniella - May 13, 2009 7:33 PM
Double standard? Normally I don't comment, but honestly... double standard??? Carrie's shots were during a photo shoot, and maybe she didn't fully disclose her photographic history as the rules require. But Katie Rees - double standard?!! Her pictures were drunken, drug-ridden messes! She was being a complete pig. It's not the fact that Carrie was half-nude, and so was Katie. It's the fact that Carrie was half-nude like a model, and Katie was half-nude like a coked-up stripper. Nudity isn't the problem... it's the environment in which the nudity presents itself. Google Carrie Prejean, and then Google Katie Rees. You'll see what I mean.
Thank you and good night.
59. Mark - May 13, 2009 7:37 PM
Beauty pageant contestants are worthless. As are religous people. Please could they all just fuck off?
60. Jeff - May 13, 2009 7:38 PM
Yeah, some slut with a tramp stamp from Nevada who won a pageant coz she sucked enough dick is complaining about double standards because her risque photos are so comparable to Miss California's. Let's compare:
-flashed her tits at the camera next to other topless girls? nope
-did a mock oral to the crotch of another girl? nope?
-had alcohol in her hand? nope
-mooned the camera? close, but not really
-overall skanked it up in party photos? nope
-has a fucking tramp stamp? nope
Nice try, Miss Nevada.
61. Mark - May 13, 2009 7:39 PM
Beauty pageant contestants are worthless. As are religous people. Please could they all just fuck off?
62. Mark - May 13, 2009 7:39 PM
Beauty pageant contestants are worthless. As are religous people. Please could they all just fuck off?
63. k - May 13, 2009 7:40 PM
omg that chick/man/it is soooooooooooooooo ugly.
64. dirk - May 13, 2009 8:20 PM
Porky called. He wants his nose back.
65. justifiable - May 13, 2009 9:51 PM
#60 Funny, I didn't see "only tasteful Glamour Shot" nudity allowed in that "no nude photos" clause in the contract. Both Prejean and Rees lied when they signed that contract, and only Rees was penalized for the lie. And that's because Trump gets to decide whether or not he wants to enforce a violation of a his contract. Whether she's 'entitled' to her crown or not, the upshot is that Prejean is proved to be a liar. I'd normally say "so what?" -- except that if you take a position where you claim you're upholding religious or Biblical principles. it's sort of embarassing if you're found to be deficit in the morality department.
Now you and #58 can go right back to splitting more hairs before you both tuck youself in for the night.
66. DCMikeRotch - May 13, 2009 10:30 PM
Wasn't Miss Nevada the one who was photographed with her shit hanging out and making out with other skanks in crappy college bars?
Yeah, I thought so. Until Carrie Prejean does that, fuck off.
67. mi # - May 13, 2009 10:37 PM
#58, 60... AGREE.
68. PostmortemG - May 13, 2009 10:39 PM
#58, i agree with you.
"Google Carrie Prejean, and then Google Katie Rees. You'll see what I mean."
I did just that; despite the fact that both girls violated their contracts or whatever, Ms. Nevada's pictures aren't anything to be proud of. I'm sure just about everyone agrees that they make her argument look pathetic. What a skank! =D
69. Don Knotts - May 14, 2009 12:17 AM
@66: Word.
Prejean has been under the microscope for sticking by her (admittedly augmented) guns and not caving to political correctness. She posed for some (my opinion) reasonably tasteful pics, not showing more than the odd bit of side-boob SFish deals out all the time, and then unfortunately lied about them.
On the other hand Rees went on a full-tilt lesbianic bender, got photographed doing what would likely qualify as porn (soft-core, perhaps) and then unfortunately lied about the photos.
I don't think the issue here is the lying; I think it's the photos themselves and their relative merit as "glamor shots" versus "drunken sorority idiocy".
It's unfortunate that Prejean is having a hard time maintaining her faith and principles as she steps fully into the public eye; but then I think most Christians will stumble to some extent when confronted by the challenges of being watched, examined, psychoanalyzed, hated, loved, discussed endlessly, etc. Most non-Christians seem to think that Christians should automatically lead blameless lives, not realizing that just because a Christian is *saved* doesn't mean they're *safe*.
In the Book of John Jesus is quoted as saying "If the world hates you, remember that it hated Me first." It's been said that Satan doesn't pay any attention to you until you become a Christian; because before that point he already owns your soul. When Prejean made her declaration of faith to Perez Hilton for all to see she painted a target on herself, and now she'll be tested. I pray she's up to the task.
70. LMS - May 14, 2009 12:54 AM
I dont even understand why we still have these stupid useless pagents anymore anyway. Theyre all a bunch of bleach blonde, inarticulate airheads who paid for their looks to begin with. Im so sick of hearing about the drama year after fucking year. If it werent for the drama afterward, no one would give a shit in the first place. This whole organization is based on hypocracy. So they strip a girl of her crown because they found photos of her being a drunk jackass when she WAS of legal drinking age, but they allow a fucking junkie COKEHEAD to keep her crown? Its all a joke!
And Donald Trump is a cunt!
71. gerard vandenberg - May 14, 2009 1:03 AM
I'm happy the prudish times are changing for america, folks!!
72. 1moreidiotintheworld - May 14, 2009 1:22 AM
shit like this is precisely why I don't watch beauty pageants. There are far more attractive girls in the world than the dolled up bitches paraded in front of the cameras. Seriously, when the contestants are presented as physical paradigms of their gender - who gives a fuck how eloquently their brain can manufacture a contrived answer to an assinine, loaded question??????
73. Fun Online - May 14, 2009 2:15 AM
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74. oddity - May 14, 2009 3:31 AM
How is it that year after year, these beauty queens are hit by scandal after scandal? Drinking, drugs, lewd behavior, and yet, held up as paragons of female perfection.
ps. Katie looks like the female version of Jared Padalecki.
75. answer to all - May 14, 2009 4:54 AM
hmmm Katie, maybe the answer is simply Carrie is prettier than you! You have a big ugly wart on your face. You must have accidently been given the wrong title when you should have been given the miss pig USA - blaming the nudey pics was a great way to strip you of your crown without hurting your feelings. oink oink
76. techman - May 14, 2009 7:55 AM
Katie looks like pornstar Julie Meadow's younger sister! lol
But who really gives a crap what these girls say? They're beauty queens, not mensa members. And I would tell Perex Hilton to blow me but I'm afraid he might try to track me down to actually do it. So...Hey Perez...why don't you go down on a babe for a change you loser!
77. RichPort's Ghost - May 14, 2009 9:17 AM
Tha fact that the former Ms. Nevada was willing to get her panties licked on film, while among a club full of people, automatically makes her prettier than Ms. Cali. Hey, that's not me talking, that's science.
78. Megatron - May 14, 2009 10:08 AM
The truth: Plastic boobs Prejean knows how to suck The Donald's wrinkled old dick and you don't Katie.
79. billabong021 - May 14, 2009 10:09 AM
God what a horrible smile, its like there's no life behind those eyes when she smiles...
80. Amy - May 14, 2009 10:21 AM
To those people complaing that Fish is calling people who disagree with gay marriage "religious nutjobs": you're making a bit of a leap there. Are you also saying that if this girl got stripped of her crown for breaking the rules of her contract you would see her as a matyr for the anti-gay marriage cause? I'd hope you were rational enough not to do that! (and I'm 99.9 percent sure that Obama would not think that, btw).
81. pssssh - May 15, 2009 4:11 AM
Thunderdome? Don't have any original ideas left for your posts?