Mary-Louise Parker regrets topless scene
Mary-Louise Parker regrets getting nude for the season finale of Weeds and claims she was "goaded" into it, according to the New York Post:
"I didn't think I needed to be naked, and I fought with the director about it, and now I'm bitter," the star of the Showtime series says in the June issue of More magazine.
"I knew it was going to be on the Internet: 'Mary-Louise shows off her big nipples.' I wish I hadn't done that. I was goaded into it."
Ha! Look at her big nipples! Now, what'd she just say?
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW versions despite the fact they encourage cleanliness.

Reader Comments
1. Zee Brat - May 17, 2009 5:32 PM
It was a great episode. Her nipples are fine. Mary Louise Parker kicks ass.
2. Zee Brat - May 17, 2009 5:33 PM
I'm sorry, I meant, FIRST!!!!
3. rorro - May 17, 2009 5:33 PM
first
4. Kodos - May 17, 2009 5:35 PM
Be proud, you silly twat!
Now go smoke some pot and fucking relax, will ya?
5. ya - May 17, 2009 5:36 PM
haha ya her nipples are fine but I remember that episode the whole scene felt pretty forced
6. bossdj - May 17, 2009 5:38 PM
It's not so much that her nipples are big as her titties are small....I'd still wreck it.
7. Jay - May 17, 2009 5:40 PM
What has she got to be ashamed of? It's not like she's got breasts.
8. Adam - May 17, 2009 5:49 PM
Her character on that show is so gross because of who they have given her as love interests.
9. Lil - May 17, 2009 5:51 PM
A woman shouldn't be "goaded" into anything she doesn't want to do. It was very demeaning the way the article was written, it just goes to show that MOST men have no self-control. Yes, a woman should be proud of her body regardless of what it looks like to others, but it's hers and no one elses', she should make the choice if she wants people to see it or not.
10. justifiable - May 17, 2009 5:53 PM
#5 I also remember the scene - she's talking to her brother in law and he says, "I can see your boobies".
I got that since she knew she was walking into a life or death situation, pretty much anything else she did other than try to figure out how to stay alive didn't matter a damn. She was invulnerable to something that she normally might be upset about. I can understand how she might have regrets after the fact seeing the pics online, but she has no reason to.
She's an amazing actress, beautiful, so are her nipples, it's the body insecurity that's not.
11. Hilsy - May 17, 2009 5:53 PM
Yeah, #8, do you remember the hispanic guy she boned in the alley? Did anyone else notice he was wearing tan tighty whities? Maybe they thought no one would notice. It would have been fine otherwise but it looked like he was wearing spanx. I'm listening to Michael McDonald.
12. WTF - May 17, 2009 5:56 PM
Sad how self-conscious women are when they actually look normal.
13. Funeral Guy - May 17, 2009 6:04 PM
I've never seen this show but her nipples are very lickable. I'll start watching if she shows her pussy.
14. b - May 17, 2009 6:04 PM
I was so fucking uninterested I didn't even bother to click on the full size. Call me when you get some Heidi Montag titty pics.
15. anyway - May 17, 2009 6:09 PM
#11 Oh so her character is "gross" for fucking latinos, blacks and Matthrew Modine but NOT for 1) dealing and growing dope to keep an overpriced home in a stuck-up wasp-y community 2) completely fucking her kids' lives over because of the fallout from that 3) smothering her mother-in-law for her house 4) making a guaranteed income deal with a murdering drug lord because she doesn't want to have to work at a regular job and 5) turning a blind-eye to human trafficking in underage girls? Nice to know what your standards are.
16. Yoda - May 17, 2009 6:10 PM
Hmmm...I wonder if she regrets doing the full frontal scene in Angels in America where she showed off her huge bush to the world? I have no sympathy for any skanky whore who takes her clothes off for money then whines about it later. She could have said no.
17. anyway - May 17, 2009 6:11 PM
#15 Sorry that comment was for #8 not #11.
18. oh neil - May 17, 2009 6:15 PM
why does she car about the finale bath sex scene when she had that long drawn out fuck scene with the mexican mayor/criminal half way through.
i heard the director's comment saying the bath scene was necessary to show her vulnerability. it also helped push along the 'andy loves nancy' storyline
so stop whinging.
ps. #15 she is gross for fucking matthew modine. that dude looks weird as hell. doug hit the nail on the head. what guy that age still has blonde hair?
19. http://www.popduds.com - May 17, 2009 6:19 PM
She looks amazing! What's the big deal?
20. cureholder - May 17, 2009 6:21 PM
She is one of the sexiest women in the world. She just has that certain something. Amazing.
21. Wow - May 17, 2009 6:22 PM
Hey, look at her big nipples!
22. 2-legged dog - May 17, 2009 6:26 PM
She's not the only one who "regrets topless scene."
23. ROUGH--likes em natural - May 17, 2009 6:44 PM
No matter what size they are, each time you see a new one is a renewed pleasure,,,Thanks Mary Louise, hope you get over your regrets!!!!!
24. lezebel - May 17, 2009 6:51 PM
she's delicious. erm, i mean a damn good actress. yeah.
25. Zippy - May 17, 2009 6:57 PM
I like her nipples. Some whipped cream on them would be even better!! She was topless in Grand Canyon too.
26. SoTe - May 17, 2009 7:22 PM
She looks fine, she's crazy! Plus, it was deffo not the first time I saw her nekkid on Weeds, her favorite sport there is fucking and she appeared naked several times, as well as her son YUMMM!!! I love Weeds.
27. crasch - May 17, 2009 7:45 PM
How odd. What does she have to regret? She has beautiful breasts.
28. Party Kid 3000 (aka Hannukah Montana) - May 17, 2009 8:15 PM
I bet they're very supple and moist.
29. NastyBedazzler - May 17, 2009 8:35 PM
Yeah she's hot.
And like #26 said, this definitely isnt' the first time she went topless on Weeds.
30. pam - May 17, 2009 8:45 PM
meh.
31. bdc88 - May 17, 2009 8:53 PM
Small, but pink nipples.....Weak as far as calling them big...More like Lindsay Lohan......Pink Raisins. Good, but its common,
32. What - May 17, 2009 9:39 PM
Her nipples could be a lot bigger.
33. FTJ - May 17, 2009 9:42 PM
Her nips are great. But the show eats ass. Largely because she's a shit actress.
34. 1moreidiotintheworld - May 17, 2009 10:00 PM
apparently she was paid well enough to do the scene......"goaded"?! Puhleeze.....
35. LPB - May 18, 2009 12:21 AM
She sounds like a pain in the ass.
36. gerard vandenberg - May 18, 2009 12:25 AM
a wholotta girls wanna be "ROSIE"!!
..............BET?
37. college_girl - May 18, 2009 3:32 AM
nice shots
38. Kimberly - May 18, 2009 4:04 AM
Big areolae pride!
39. sergio - May 18, 2009 4:23 AM
I see this on the beach by my flat every day. Big ones, small ones, young ones, old ones. It's not a big deal. The fact that she's even worried about it shows she's a prude. But I guess that goes without saying. Americans are prudes, generally, aren't they?
40. Funny - May 18, 2009 6:22 AM
what a big tits she have
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41. Funny - May 18, 2009 6:23 AM
nice tits
42. C - May 18, 2009 6:30 AM
This from a woman who hasn't ever smoked weed.. by her own admission. She is on the wrong show. I smell a Catholic.
Kudos for her staying attractive though and not becoming FAT like most American girls past 25.
FAT means you don't want a date, girls. Burn that into your brains.
43. mikeock - May 18, 2009 6:30 AM
big deal. they're just tits.
Small, firm, delicious tits.
44. chick - May 18, 2009 7:29 AM
She looks fantastic - especially for the age for 44!
45. FACE - May 18, 2009 7:53 AM
She would have done us all a favor and held out for dignity rather than go the typical Hollywood white whore route. SHe wasnt doing anyone a favor. THese white bytches can kill me with their attitude that showing posty white tits is some kind of prize for everyone to see.
46. Mr. Mayer - May 18, 2009 8:06 AM
Don't worry, deary, it's art. Art that boys will whack off to for decades to come. You've elevated your gender, and yourself. Now shut the fuck up and realize that the only reason you make the $ at all is that you've been willing to exude sex for decades.
What, you thought you were fucking Van Gogh, or something? Please...
47. Perfection - May 18, 2009 8:26 AM
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
48. Jim - May 18, 2009 9:11 AM
I'd fap to these. Oh wait, oh ok. I did.
49. Geraldo Rivera - May 18, 2009 10:07 AM
She has nothing to worry about. While I'm turning her tight little ass into an extension of the Lincoln Tunnel I won't even be able to see her tits.
50. norton - May 18, 2009 10:38 AM
Nice tits.... and even better nipples.
51. G&T - May 18, 2009 10:42 AM
No normal person cared about about your topless scene while watching the show darling.
And those pathetic people using those pics of the tub-scene as porn, are simply sad.
(Speaking of porn when is Jessica Jaymes gonna be back on weeds? No THAT'S something to talk about!)
52. el ces - May 18, 2009 10:48 AM
1. Her body is perfect and beautiful.
2. A bathtub scene? Waste. Her first nude should have been sex. Being
kissed and caressed....mmm...
53. the voice of reason - May 18, 2009 12:10 PM
#8- I hope you're not insinuating that her character sucks because she makes out men who aren't white because that's, you know, RACIST.
Personally, I love the show. I just wish they would stop writing her character as a careless slut. She was perfect in the first season, so why the change?
54. Brandon - May 18, 2009 12:21 PM
I am definitely not complaining, but when I watched this I remember thinking "Finally!...hmm, that was not really necessary."
55. Christopher - May 18, 2009 12:25 PM
Aww, she looks great, and I thank her for the nudity. Now what I really want is copies of the other photos from that season... the one her son was abusing himself to. Srsly
56. Ananana - May 18, 2009 1:12 PM
At least her lipstick matches her nipples! :D
57. PunkA - May 18, 2009 1:13 PM
Apparently, she didn;t get the reaction she wanted by showing it all. She she had to comment on it to raise more attention. And it worked. Now her bits are all over the net, where before, hardly anyone knew or cared. That, my friends, is what you call Media Whoring. And she nailed it.
58. who cares - May 18, 2009 1:51 PM
I think her breasts are perfectly fine and I thought it really worked for the scene. Not necessary, but I was able to empathize with her.
59. PM5K - May 18, 2009 2:11 PM
You should never be ashamed of looking that good, especially at her age.
60. bugman - May 18, 2009 2:31 PM
Very nice.
61. Dragon - May 18, 2009 2:33 PM
I LOVE her nipples, what's she worried about?
62. Crazy - May 18, 2009 2:48 PM
Call me crazy, but I think some of you are missing the point. Yes, she jokingly refers to her big nipples, but she isn't saying she has a body image problem. She was unhappy with it because she just didn't want to do the scene and felt goaded into doing it. And, BTW, showing your breasts in a bathtub scene doesn't automatically make a woman a wh*re. There are a lot of misogynistic *ssholes who comment on this site.
63. Crazy - May 18, 2009 2:48 PM
Call me crazy, but I think some of you are missing the point. Yes, she jokingly refers to her big nipples, but she isn't saying she has a body image problem. She was unhappy with it because she just didn't want to do the scene and felt goaded into doing it. And, BTW, showing your breasts in a bathtub scene doesn't automatically make a woman a wh*re. There are a lot of misogynistic *ssholes who comment on this site.
64. CC - May 18, 2009 3:23 PM
Okay...off topic...why do people insist on putting "FIRST" in the comments section???
It's SOOOO fucking middle school!!
Why don't you go for the gusto and just type, "SHOTGUN"...that'd be just as mature...
65. President William Howard Taft - May 18, 2009 3:31 PM
Crazy sounds like she could use a good extended asshole rogering. Crazy chicks always love anal. Speaking of crazy, have you ever seen an african elephant fuck a capybara? No? That's because it hasn't happened. Yet. True story.
66. DCMikeRotch - May 18, 2009 4:50 PM
SHOTGUN!
What breasts? Her scene looks like a bowl of lentil soup.
67. pavmentaled - May 18, 2009 5:13 PM
I Likey. (.)(.)
68. fernie81 - May 18, 2009 5:43 PM
mary louise parker is really beautiful but nobody laying down ever has huge breasts and if an actress doesn't feel good about a scene then she shouldn't do it at all. Also if they do it they shouldn't act like they were raped afterwards.
69. fernie81 - May 18, 2009 5:43 PM
mary louise parker is really beautiful but nobody laying down ever has huge breasts and if an actress doesn't feel good about a scene then she shouldn't do it at all. Also if they do it they shouldn't act like they were raped afterwards.
70. fernie81 - May 18, 2009 5:44 PM
mary louise parker is really beautiful but nobody laying down ever has huge breasts and if an actress doesn't feel good about a scene then she shouldn't do it at all. Also if they do it they shouldn't act like they were raped afterwards.
71. onceler - May 18, 2009 6:13 PM
well, personally I'd much rather see MLP's naked ass, given a choice between that and her tits, but I for one am happy she showed them, even if she isn't. but then again, the source here is the Post, so the whole quote was probably just totally made up.
72. TheGimp - May 18, 2009 6:40 PM
Now is she more pissed that she was "goaded" into doing a topless scene?? or because she had "big nipples"? cuz to me the fact that she called out her nipple size suggests that she thinks she wants to get a boob job to be better proportioned and calm the giant nipples she claims to have..but doesnt want to be labeled a conformist in hollywood for getting better boobs
73. alex - May 18, 2009 8:02 PM
I understand she feels a little self conscious about her nipples. I don't think she should, and if it makes her feel better I tugged it three and a half times to her sweet, sweet cans
74. Mary Louise Parker Bathtub Video - May 19, 2009 12:08 AM
The celebrity actress thinks that a recent nude scene of her in the bathtub took things a little too far. Well, she's right!
75. dude - May 19, 2009 12:51 AM
What's she so upset about? Her nips look perfectly suckable to me. At the very least, they're worthy of being splattered with my ejaculate.
76. Me - May 19, 2009 4:16 AM
Goaded? Thats foreign for....
"I made a bad choice and need someone to blame" yeah?
77. The 1 & Only Mrs. Burke - May 19, 2009 12:23 PM
She looks great in my opinion, love the show. Last picture she reminds me of a blow-up doll slightly.
78. Mel - May 19, 2009 3:39 PM
Soooo hot!
79. vera - May 19, 2009 5:57 PM
She's got pretty nipples! I love them.
80. awc - May 19, 2009 7:09 PM
that director rocks! he is the man!
clearly, artistically speaking, nipples were required in that scene. as they are needed in most scenes.
81. drewjew - May 21, 2009 12:29 AM
I hate good looking women who think they shouldn't get naked.
82. chelachela - May 21, 2009 2:23 PM
You are beautiful because you are not a fake, so don't worry about the scene, at the end I think you'll see the main opinion is positive.
Go girl!
83. namakemono - May 22, 2009 8:46 AM
I remember starting to watch this series & thinking "Why the hell doesn't she just get a job like the rest of widows!?" Breaking Bad has what Weeds lacks. FOUNDATION.
84. namakemono - May 22, 2009 8:48 AM
@82: "Go girl!"!? Really......?
85. Steven - May 24, 2009 3:17 AM
She hates being seen topless so much let's just paste those pictures up again and cover her nips with tiny titty pink stars. Just so she knwos we feel so bad for her.
86. Meh - May 24, 2009 5:02 PM
She is so fucking hot.
87. Littlepuppet - May 24, 2009 6:36 PM
They're not as big as Maria Conchita Alonzo's.
88. IKE - May 26, 2009 12:24 AM
@87 Whew!! You are sooo right. M.C.A has got some pacifiers as nipples. Those could keep a guy busy for quite a bit. ;)
Apparently Mary-Louise hasn't been on the internet in a long time. You can see boobs EVERYWHERE. Whoop-tee-doo. Show that hair little mess and NOW we're talking. lol
89. Richard Wm. Narlian - May 26, 2009 2:20 AM
M.L.P. Must have heard that jokke-ut was SOOO funnnyt,she laughed her tit's off.
90. Richard Wm. Narlian - May 26, 2009 2:20 AM
M.L.P. Must have heard that jokke-ut was SOOO funnny,she laughed her tit's off.
91. Ambassador Iku Anunnaki - May 26, 2009 2:46 AM
She is a fine example of a human-alien hybrid, and a perfect excuse to quote the Earth philosopher Nietzsche:
“Women's modesty generally increases with their beauty.”
92. jack - May 27, 2009 7:07 AM
When she boinks her son on the show, I guess she'll say that she was "goaded" into it.
Still, it'll be a hot scene!
93. washington - May 28, 2009 3:30 PM
I would lick the shit out of those.
94. Lindsay - June 8, 2009 12:25 AM
I like her nipples.
95. fredq - July 15, 2009 6:26 AM
selling bluray weeds discs like hotcakes...she doesn't regret the cash that will fill her pocket from that..
96. Melissa - September 2, 2009 12:16 AM
I have the exact same tits. Anyone who is disappointed has too high expectations.
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107. Martha Jones - November 22, 2009 10:01 PM
Hmm, I am not sure why should she regret getting nude especially when she looks so gorgeous in that state! I am sure the guys who watched her won't regret it at all! ;-)
108. xbox 360 microphone - January 4, 2010 5:57 AM
I know she's posed nude a bunch of times and in a bunch of movies before (and I like it!) but it's her body and if she doesn't feel comfortable doing something, she shouldn't be coerced. Period.
109. search engine optimization - January 11, 2010 3:00 AM
She look really nice dude.I am big fan now.
110. search engine optimization - January 11, 2010 3:40 AM
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111. hollywood gossip - January 13, 2010 9:46 AM
she looks fantastic
112. DIm - February 4, 2010 10:41 AM
It's quiet sad how most of the people on this post look at this as porn and get off on it. But come on let's face it. She is almost always naked on the show... Oh and she gets out of deadly situations just by looking good or using sex. Because that's how the real world works... Right?
But seriously. I really like the show i just don't like her charecter. She seems like some geeky writer's fantasy rather than a real drug dealing woman. I wish she was as believable as the other actors.