May 21 2009Kelly Brook in a bikini
Here's British model/actress Kelly Brook in the Caribbeans, and some of you might be thinking, wow, this chick is definitely thicker than Britney. True. But does Britney have breasts that make a man weep so hard he's forced to tell co-workers he got bit in the eye by a cobra just so they'll stop laughing? I don't think so. *sniff* Fucking cobra....

Reader Comments
1. fahad - May 21, 2009 10:53 AM
FIRST!
2. nbabomb - May 21, 2009 10:53 AM
mmmm...tasty
3. fahad - May 21, 2009 10:54 AM
FIRST!
4. n - May 21, 2009 10:54 AM
she is fat
5. Chris - May 21, 2009 10:56 AM
She looks really good in that bikini, better than I would have thought.
6. RichPort's Ghost - May 21, 2009 10:57 AM
My pants just got pretty thick too...
7. Farles Chu - May 21, 2009 11:00 AM
Well spank my ass and call me a limey, that's a real woman!
However, the lack of buttshots is causing a disturbance in the force.
#4 = tragically unfunny generic superficial commenter. Seriously kids, try to at least pretend like you're not anorexic, closeted 13 year old half-wits.
8. timmy the frisky virus - May 21, 2009 11:01 AM
O. . . M. . . F. . . G. . . !!
That is absolutely luscious!
9. Cuntychops - May 21, 2009 11:02 AM
And you just know she would be a great fuck, unlike Giselle or the other sticks. She'd get right in it, pussy bucking away until...I'm just off for a wank.
10. annika - May 21, 2009 11:04 AM
pic. 7 - razor bumps. good to know that it even happens to beautiful women. P.S. maybe she should wax?
11. daguz - May 21, 2009 11:05 AM
This is what they are suppose to look like... yummy.
12. Funeral Guy - May 21, 2009 11:07 AM
I usually like 'em on the slimmer side, but this one is nicely proportioned. She looks like she'd be a lot of fun. GREAT BOOBS!!!!!
13. Newcastle - May 21, 2009 11:08 AM
Fucking WOW!
14. trevor - May 21, 2009 11:08 AM
nice set of natural cans, the body is a bit pasty and doughy but i'd take it
15. Salty Bob - May 21, 2009 11:09 AM
Sure, she looks yummy now, but my wife looked like that 25 years ago, but now she looks more like Danny DeVito.
16. jt - May 21, 2009 11:12 AM
i can't breathe.
17. ROUGH--likes em natural - May 21, 2009 11:12 AM
The ass shot wouldve tell a lot! but she does pass the first test which is a presentable belly! very nice organic melons, id love to be between those juicy thighs! you know? I might be a thigh man!
18. Jim - May 21, 2009 11:14 AM
How old is she and her tits are already starting to sag? And she has some sweet saddlebags. Gross
19. p0nk - May 21, 2009 11:16 AM
very nice set of .... teeth, for a brit.
20. jimbo - May 21, 2009 11:18 AM
oooh I'm thinking "young freshly sliced roast beef" in those bikini bottoms,,,,I'm pitching a circus tent
21. Dread not - May 21, 2009 11:19 AM
Woah! Kelly's lookin' so damn good, she's taking pictures of herself! Whoever is gonna be on the receiving end of those pictures is one lucky sumunabitch! But wait, we have pictures of her taking the pictures, right? We're just as lucky. Yeah, but when she does the "bikini bottom drop", and snaps a pic of boo-boo kitty, we can't see those! Hey, I'm givin' a shout out to whiskers, anyway. "Hey, whiskers!" Boy, I sure hope Kelly is feeding that thing.
22. wow - May 21, 2009 11:20 AM
she has a perfect woman's body..
real beauty
23. Flagstaff_Girl - May 21, 2009 11:23 AM
She has an incredibly sexy body... I could see myself between those thighs.... She looks like my girlfriend.
24. Racer X - May 21, 2009 11:29 AM
Niiice.
25. f54bigj - May 21, 2009 11:39 AM
damnit!!! spank bank material for sure!!!
26. Sharawnda - May 21, 2009 11:44 AM
She looks good! Like a real woman who's proud of her body...not fat, not skinny!
27. Deacon Jones - May 21, 2009 11:44 AM
She looks just like a girl I used to fuck in college, I was only allowed to ass fuck her, that's all she enjoyed, it was awesome. She was Parker's dream girl.
28. Crazy Oldie - May 21, 2009 11:57 AM
what a hot body on this girl! the things I'd do to her...dayum!
29. ph7 - May 21, 2009 12:04 PM
Nice cans - otherwise, a chubby chaser's dream.
30. Paul Smith - May 21, 2009 12:06 PM
Hot body and nice teeth as well lol
http://www.kids-television.co.uk
31. Krassy McKrass - May 21, 2009 12:06 PM
That's a healthy girl. Meaty and no chicken bones.
32. Duke Nukem - May 21, 2009 12:08 PM
I agree with you #29. Notice how there's no ass shot...for a reason. The view from the back would not be pleasant.
33. Fati - May 21, 2009 12:11 PM
Nothing special.
34. Lauren - May 21, 2009 12:13 PM
Hey..Mr Superficial - any new pics of her ex Jason Statham? Preferably in a similar state of undress.....c'mon something for the girls.....
35. Duckman - May 21, 2009 12:15 PM
#32, check these out...
http://biography-of-hollywoodstars.blogspot.com/2008/08/kelly-brook-picture-gallery.html
36. Duckman - May 21, 2009 12:17 PM
#32, check these out...
http://biography-of-hollywoodstars.blogspot.com/2008/08/kelly-brook-picture-gallery.html
37. bosendorfer - May 21, 2009 12:20 PM
that is an excellent specimen of a young, healthy, sexy woman.
38. Ted - May 21, 2009 12:29 PM
Poor chicks. Enlarge the second to last picture and check out the skin irritation from razor burn. Is it really worth it? Just put the razor down and show a few pubes, it's how God made you.
39. Kol - May 21, 2009 12:30 PM
Pretty face. As for her body, fat chicks like this are a dime a dozen.
40. Sam - May 21, 2009 12:33 PM
Her beauty decreases dramatically below the bottom of her breasts.
Big gut. hiding her wide ass, saddlebags forming, no shape above the hips. She's a future Kristie Alley.
41. me - May 21, 2009 12:34 PM
she looks great, I love that body type curves, a little soft but not fat....perfect!!!!
42. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere - May 21, 2009 12:34 PM
Delicious
43. DeviousJinx - May 21, 2009 12:37 PM
Her body is hot, but I'm not so sure those are razor bumps because it looks like she has quite a bit of fur there as well...
44. Uhhhh - May 21, 2009 12:47 PM
Scarlett who?
I've just seen the mountains, and they are good...
45. Better Than You - May 21, 2009 12:54 PM
nice tatas
46. joey - May 21, 2009 1:17 PM
She's pear shaped.
Bottom heavy weeble.
Nice sugar tits, though.
47. moe - May 21, 2009 1:19 PM
#18 - welcome to the world of real-life boobies. and fyi, these are not saggy, real tits sit lower cause theyre heavier than fake ones, but oooooooo so much softer and bouncy. one day ... maybe ... youll realize this wisdom and find yourself a real broad
48. fghfg - May 21, 2009 1:24 PM
women come in all shapes... they dont need huge tits to look like a "real woman." thats so naive. everyone is shaped differently. some women have to be really skinny in order to have a flat stomach. shes just lucky case her fat goes to her boobs. its pure luck. she obviously does not workout. so i dont get how shes HEALTHY. shes pure fat. im not saying she is fat. but theres no muscle whatsoever. she just looks "healthy" cause her fat isnt in her belly.
49. mike - May 21, 2009 1:25 PM
Milky Duggs
50. VandaL - May 21, 2009 1:27 PM
All these people saying she's "fat" etc.
Like you'd fuckin turn it down. She's as fit as.
51. Sport - May 21, 2009 1:31 PM
Tasty. Some people dont know what a hot, non airbrushed woman looks like.
52. Jinx - May 21, 2009 1:33 PM
#47, Real size D boobs look great in clothes, but, truth be told, usually look awful in person.
On prior girlfriends, the ones with "D" size boobs had sloppy, flappy bags of flesh that actually got in the way of good sex. It was like playing with water ballons. And these were girls in their earlier 20s, and no weight problem. Size C breasts are very nice for a girl with a medium build, although "B"s look very nice naked on a thin girl (Like my current girlfriend.
But this girl is bordering on fat, and her boobs are almostly certainly just big bloated bags of fat naked - I detect little or no firmess in them (kind of liek her stomach). If she worked out more, she could actually improve the structure and tone of her breasts - but, looking at her, it's clear she just eats and doesn't work out.
53. DJ - May 21, 2009 1:39 PM
#52 - I'd motorboat 'em like a son-of-a-bitch and I'm a girl! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!
54. Kevin - May 21, 2009 1:59 PM
Such a pretty face and nice tits plopped on top of a shit brickhouse.
Tis a shame...
55. Alli - May 21, 2009 2:31 PM
This girl looks great. I think she looks healthy too. I'm not going to say something cliche like, "This is what a REAL woman's body looks like." Because guess what? Everyone's built differently and i'm pretty sure anyone with a vagina and womanly parts is a REAL woman.
P.S. #52...Jinx, whatever...just like people, boobs vary as well. I have a very large chest, but mine are in no way saggy (as of yet). I'm only 24..but give me another 5-10 years and I'm sure I'll have FOUR ARMS. Hehehehe *snip snip*
56. Alli - May 21, 2009 2:33 PM
This girl looks great. I think she looks healthy too. I'm not going to say something cliche like, "This is what a REAL woman's body looks like." Because guess what? Everyone's built differently and i'm pretty sure anyone with a vagina and womanly parts is a REAL woman.
P.S. #52...Jinx, whatever...just like people, boobs vary as well. I have a very large chest, but mine are in no way saggy (as of yet). I'm only 24..but give me another 5-10 years and I'm sure I'll have FOUR ARMS. Hehehehe *snip snip*
57. PumpkinEater - May 21, 2009 2:44 PM
Like bags of sand..... mmmmmmm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ_X-jlutdI
58. PunkA - May 21, 2009 2:46 PM
#52, you are a gay. Large boobs never get in the way of good sex. Ever. They typically enhance the sensation of it all, and offer more options, if ya know what I mean.
59. booya - May 21, 2009 2:56 PM
She's perfect. Y'all can keep your anorexic waifs. I'll take the real chicks. Then again I'm over 30 so maybe you 16 year olds prefer the underdeveloped girls who look like dudes aside from having tits.
60. Alli - May 21, 2009 5:44 PM
Her face sort of reminds me of Jennifer Garner. She's very, very pretty :) I like her bod lol
61. Alli - May 21, 2009 5:45 PM
Her face sort of reminds me of Jennifer Garner. She's very, very pretty :) I like her bod lol
62. Shallow Val - May 21, 2009 6:03 PM
@ 53 - I'm right there with you! We'd be a couple of motorboating sons of bitches!
That's what a woman is supposed to look like. You homos like #52 can have those brazilian stick insects. I'll take a piece of this Brook girl, because less than a handful isn't worth bothering with.
63. Matrim - May 21, 2009 6:05 PM
It's official . . . I'd drill that like a Republican in a nature reserve
64. sapphire eyes - May 21, 2009 6:19 PM
She's not fat, she's just not a walking X-Ray. There seems to be very little tolerance for someone who isn't a sickly-looking anorexic forced to conform to ridiculous standards of ghastly thinness.
She's perfect and I think she's gorgeous. I'm a girl, and I think she's just fine the way she is.
65. sapphire eyes - May 21, 2009 6:28 PM
She's not fat at all. Just a natually very pretty girl.
She's not a walking x-ray and isn't forced, or choses not to be forced, to ridiculous standards of anorexic bony-ness. She's not a mess like LiLo or those weird-ass Olsen twins.
66. Dave180 - May 21, 2009 6:49 PM
I like all the people calling her fat/saying she's a chubby chasers dream.
Haha, like you've even talked to a girl.
Lame-o's.
67. Huckleberry Hashimoto - May 21, 2009 7:02 PM
@66: You beat me to it, Dave. Most of those guys complaining about her only get to see a female when Mom brings the Beefaroni down the stairs at lunch time.
68. Kodos - May 21, 2009 7:12 PM
A girl like that has stamina! I mean ALL night long!
Fuck your stick figure, slam-bam, 5 minutes and bored cunts!!
69. John Graham - May 21, 2009 8:30 PM
AGAIN! "the Caribbeans"... WTF?
Try finding them in Google Earth. Dare ya!
70. tc - May 21, 2009 8:48 PM
Stick chicks note:
This is the kind of body which turns men on.
71. RichPort's Gay - May 21, 2009 9:24 PM
It is official, you all suck.
Bitch is fat, certainly not obese, but at least 15 pounds overweight. She doesn't take care of herself, she's poorly toned, and displays no evidence that she exercises, ever. Sedentary heifers are, by definition, unattractive. She could look better, if she laid off of the alfredo and worked out, but she's lazy.
I like boobies as much as the next guy, but large boobies are overrated, and they don't compensate for a flabby ass, gelatinous abs or undefined legs.
I suspect that if you give her a couple of years, she will be as big as a house, and you fuckers will be the first to call her a cow.
72. assbandit - May 21, 2009 9:29 PM
#70. jealous much, fatty?
73. sapphire eyes - May 21, 2009 9:42 PM
#52 -- Here's an anatomy lesson for you. Natural breasts are soft because they are mostly filled with fat (and some cystic grandular tissue, and blood supply). That's why a D-cup looks un-natural on a thin girl (and probably is) because she doesn't have the physiology to support a D-cup.
And when the surgically enhanced D-Cup is 70 and complaining about chest pain, it's kinda hard to take her seriously, because those D-Cups should be grazing her thighs, not standing at attention, although she always is taken seriously
Other than that, your comments are foolish and show what a natural macho creep you are.
Who made you God's scorekeeper on the topic of women's bodies?
*sorry for the double post. Damned computer!!
74. Yeah - May 21, 2009 9:55 PM
Needs work.
75. Schlongus Maximumus - May 21, 2009 11:43 PM
64, 65, 73. Man Law #1 : "The cock rules, and shall enjoy its god-given right to evaluate all aspects of its fucksacks."
76. Dave180 - May 22, 2009 12:21 AM
@67 haha, I just lol-ed my face off.
At least I know this world has two working brains in it thus far.
77. gerard vandenberg - May 22, 2009 12:39 AM
...........................BUT WHY DOES SHE LOVE HERSELF, folks?
78. sarah - May 22, 2009 1:24 AM
ok. anyone posting about how her boobs are only fat is stupid!!
i am a thin girl with really large breasts. as is kelly brooke. she looks like shes put on a few, but seriously, shes still thin. and u dont 'grow' boobs of fat when u get fatter. hello. check out kelly clarkson. they get a tiny bit bigger. trust me. my boobs are large. and if i gain weight, it goes straight to my thighs. ok. i feel like this needs more explanation. womens bodies are built in certain ways. most women gain weight in their hips. obvious kelly brooke is one such woman. come on!! look at her hips! theyre way bigger than her boobs
i wont deny that theres a certain type of woman that gets fat in her boobs when she gets fat. but these are people with small hips and larger shoulders, that gain weight in their upper bodies. people who get fat in their hips get fat in their hips. if kelly brook, or i, or kim kardashian for that matter were to lose weight in general, our boobs would not like magically disappear. it's not the way we're built
ok enough said at thsi point
79. Matrim - May 22, 2009 1:34 AM
@ 78> Still doesn't change the fact that tits are mostly fat. Most skinny women don't have huge jugs. Just because you might be an exception doesn't mean it's the rule.
80. The Dude - May 22, 2009 12:37 PM
I don't think I'd pull out.
81. Rogue - May 22, 2009 1:08 PM
Excellent. Kelly Brooks: Anytime, anywhere.
82. Alli - May 22, 2009 2:11 PM
Thank you SARAH, #78. I'm afraid not many people get this..and by people, I mean men lol. My breasts don't change with my weight, they're here to stay. It's genetics. I'm a petite girl with large breasts. BIG DEAL, WHO CARES. Everyone stores fat differently. Not a hard concept. Although I wish I had a bit bigger of a bum! :)
83. Just_As_It_Is - May 22, 2009 8:13 PM
This keeps being one of the top ten most beautiful women in the world. No wonder why she's a model.
Fat fucks saying she's fat oughta keep seeing Lindsay Lohan's posts. Oh wait, she's also criticized by haters. Well, go back to your mom's basement and keep jerking off to Donatella Versace. Leave the real women like this one right here, to the real men to admire.
84. devilsrain - May 23, 2009 2:36 AM
Yea If I looked like her Id be taking photos of myself too
85. Captain - May 24, 2009 4:07 AM
check this out! NSFW >>>
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86. samburinya - May 24, 2009 2:03 PM
Es una autentica belleza, pidiendole ayuda a Mario Benedetti :
"¿Y si Dios fuera mujer?
pregunta Juan sin inmutarse,
vaya, vaya si Dios fuera mujer
es posible que agnósticos y ateos
no dijéramos no con la cabeza
y dijéramos sí con las entrañas.
..."
87. chumley - May 25, 2009 12:04 AM
She wants me... my cawk senses it...
88. caliwine - May 25, 2009 3:55 PM
She is no way fatter than Britney use to be, britney just got back into shape recently, Kelly is natural not a ton of make-up either, I say she's normal
89. JohnnyLava - May 26, 2009 7:33 PM
She is perfect. That's my type, on the money. (Fap Fap Fap) XO
90. haezgrae - May 28, 2009 7:49 AM
Ahhhh.... natural boobs! Now that's very sexy and what most women dream of having. She's a perfect 10+
91. Avi - May 28, 2009 7:32 PM
She's hot - that is all. Don't know what this thick crap is but she is just hot.
92. Shari - May 29, 2009 3:42 AM
You people calling her fat are sick in the head...