Kate Gosselin gets in on the f-ckin'
Because it's good for couples to share a hobby together, Kate Gosselin is rumored to have had an affair with one of their bodyguards Steve Neild. She's denying it to People, which let's face it, is just part of the fun:
"The next story coming out from the animals that stalk us is about our security person and his family," Kate tells PEOPLE exclusively. "Already the allegations they're making about me are disgusting, unthinkable, unfathomable, and I am horrified."
"These are people who absolutely love us and want to see us through to the end," Kate says of Neild and his family. "Of course, both of them travel with us at times, and we've spent holidays together, because, in this situation, your circle grows smaller and smaller, and it's very natural to become friends with your manager, your publicist, your security team ... they're the only people you have left. And now they're coming under fire."
Right, sure. All that stuff you said. Okay, check it out, I just thought of the greatest TV show ever: Jon and Kate become swingers -- with the mom and dad from Little People, Big World. SHAZAM! Get me TLC on the line. I'm printing money over here.

Reader Comments
1. Megan - May 12, 2009 10:58 AM
FIRST
2. LT - May 12, 2009 10:58 AM
FIRST
3. Jeezy - May 12, 2009 11:02 AM
She is such a bitch, but I would still give it to her hard.
4. Photoshop Police - May 12, 2009 11:05 AM
who the F is Kate Gosselin?
5. annalis - May 12, 2009 11:08 AM
They could still call the show Jon and Kate Plus 8, it would just refer to the number of sex partners instead of children.
6. p0nk - May 12, 2009 11:08 AM
She learned that first pose from Heidi Montag
7. stu - May 12, 2009 11:09 AM
you've got to be pretty damn desperate to have an affair with someone who's hole is sloppy loose after pumped out 8 kids. and she acts like a bitch to boot. maybe she gives the worlds best hummer?
8. Censor - May 12, 2009 11:09 AM
I like how you have to dash-out the word FUCKING to make the site safe for little kids. Never mind that you say fuck a million other times, but you gotta star-out the headline like total pussies.
9. sisiy smith - May 12, 2009 11:10 AM
Recently I found a hot club
-- SeekingTall.com --
Just for hot tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don't miss your lover.
10. Karen - May 12, 2009 11:14 AM
Why does she do her hair like that? Does anyone know? I doubt anyone's doing her, based on the hair alone.
11. Deacon Jones - May 12, 2009 11:14 AM
lol....
Max Payne would know what to do with her
12. Edna Bambrick - May 12, 2009 11:17 AM
#8 has been reported.
13. ROUGH--king of chat - May 12, 2009 11:20 AM
SNEAK! of course shes doing dirt on that needle dick dweeb!
14. Janey - May 12, 2009 11:20 AM
Does Kate know that a merkin ain't meant for her head?
15. dyde - May 12, 2009 11:28 AM
Her mouth is cramped in that position after a weekend with the bodyguard.
16. Chuck Nunchuck - May 12, 2009 11:28 AM
#14, I'm happy to see someone else knows what a merkin is. I have a gold one with dreads.
17. n - May 12, 2009 11:32 AM
"you're circle becomes smaller and smaller...edward scissorhands become your barber"
18. FRIST!!! - May 12, 2009 11:37 AM
God, where have I been? Who the hell are Jon and Kate??? Please someone tell me!!
19. Giggles - May 12, 2009 11:45 AM
Maybe it's time for her to get out of this whole "reality" thing because it's biting her hard. (And # 3 Jessy -- that assumes you even can.)
20. Jeff - May 12, 2009 11:46 AM
They need a Jon and Kate "Beach Getaway":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZrNJHTWVyA
21. Zippy - May 12, 2009 11:49 AM
She look like she has a decent rack, nice mouth. I'd do her.
22. KG - May 12, 2009 11:52 AM
Great photo #1. It appears someone's giving her head under the table. Maybe it's her bodyguard.
23. Andy - May 12, 2009 11:54 AM
Good choice - a professional security footsoldier, fully armed and wearing a kevlar vest, MIGHT have a chance to survive Kate's fanged vagina. It's a niche genre in porn called "Cunt Hunter."
24. dirk - May 12, 2009 11:57 AM
Kate plus an 8" Security Guard Shlong
25. RichPort's Ghost - May 12, 2009 11:58 AM
Here, she's demonstrating just why angry women give the best head.
26. Guy Sanducci - May 12, 2009 12:08 PM
It's got to be a fucking NIGHTMARE down there.
27. NP - May 12, 2009 12:09 PM
Hair looks TERRIBLE.
28. James Hatte - May 12, 2009 12:36 PM
Did she get a boob job too? Looks like it.
29. grobpilot - May 12, 2009 12:38 PM
#12: Edna, you fuckin' whore! Welcome back. Report this, I dare you.
30. tanya - May 12, 2009 12:40 PM
She's a cunt.
Gotta love her reverse mullet hairstyle! HA!
31. RichPort's Ghost - May 12, 2009 12:48 PM
#29 - Edna can't talk now... her mouth is full... of my cock...
HEY! No teeth, bitch!
32. Zamfir master of the pan flute - May 12, 2009 12:58 PM
so the BG is playing hide the salami with the bitch ...... hehehe....... hope he doesn't fall in and hurt himself
33. skippy - May 12, 2009 1:11 PM
I figured her problem was: [ long hard pole]. Guess Jon must be packin' a cap gun.
Looks like she has a brand new set of cans to boot
34. venom - May 12, 2009 1:12 PM
SHE GETS THE AWARD FOR WORST HAIRCUT EVER CREATED!
Why are American women getting stupid, ugly boy haircuts?
35. ___ - May 12, 2009 1:15 PM
Based on her hair one would assume she was from Riverside or San Bernardino county. Sweet Inland Empire doo. HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
36. jen - May 12, 2009 1:19 PM
business in the back ... fun on one side ....retarded sheepdog on the other
37. ___ - May 12, 2009 1:20 PM
#34,
I think it might have started in England with Victoria Beckham. How unoriginal, just blame it on America. Friggin douchebag...
38. Yeah - May 12, 2009 1:27 PM
She's a MILP.
39. jebus H. - May 12, 2009 1:28 PM
dear lord ,....what next .. ...she starred in a Japanese bukkake film?
40. Io - May 12, 2009 1:31 PM
she needs to fire the hairstylist who came up witht he fuck me-finger in the light socket hairdo. and I'd watch the swingers show. twould be far more entertaining.
41. yodolayheehoo - May 12, 2009 1:44 PM
#7 Since when does having a c-section make your hole "sloppy loose"? Have six kids at one time usually isn't done naturally especially if it's in vitro... dumbass. And who the fuck cares if she's boning her security guard? Have you seen her husband? His hair line is so receded, you can't even find it!
42. BUffon fan - May 12, 2009 1:49 PM
She is really hot,i just heard that she is hooking up with a ta ll basketball player on a ta ll da ting place named: ____T a l l c o n n e c t . Co m____ ,really?
43. whay - May 12, 2009 1:50 PM
Good...have your time now that your scumbag slope husband screwed around on you. It's just a shame with the kids.
44. kitty - May 12, 2009 1:51 PM
Did she get a boob job?
45. kitty - May 12, 2009 1:51 PM
Did she get a boob job?
46. Savalas - May 12, 2009 1:53 PM
#41. You're wrong. On every point.
47. Nonny - May 12, 2009 2:00 PM
You know I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this, and I mean it from the heart. Ew.
48. shameus - May 12, 2009 2:31 PM
I wouldn't go anywhere near that fly trap...she's got a wood chipper down there
49. Mike - May 12, 2009 2:34 PM
I think that jon doesnt have the size she needs down there after 8 kids and is ok that she is looking for a bigger d...k at home.... if you can find it.... call me i got 9.5" for you :-)
50. john john - May 12, 2009 2:43 PM
who knows maybe the reason shes a bitch towards john is becuz she knows hes been whoring around ?
i dont blame u woman go get urself some !
ur hawter than a firecracker......
51. john john - May 12, 2009 2:43 PM
who knows maybe the reason shes a bitch towards john is becuz she knows hes been whoring around ?
i dont blame u woman go get urself some !
ur hawter than a firecracker......
52. viewer - May 12, 2009 2:48 PM
why not ,I'd like to see Matt the dwarf use his crutch on her
53. jimbo - May 12, 2009 3:00 PM
SHEESH!!!! . It's 1952 again. The Koreans and Americans are slugging it out in Kate's vag. Go Army! ..........................Koreans can't swim
54. web - May 12, 2009 3:17 PM
Who puts a straw in a bottle of water?
55. Crash - May 12, 2009 3:19 PM
When the press starts to be ALL bad. When the tide has turned AGAINST you...it's time to get out. Cal. it a day. For your children's sake.
56. Crash - May 12, 2009 3:20 PM
When the press starts to be ALL bad. When the tide has turned AGAINST you...it's time to get out. Call it a day. For your children's sake.
57. Joe the plumber - May 12, 2009 3:29 PM
I wouldn't mind laying pipe at her house
58. jenny - May 12, 2009 3:39 PM
#46 No she did have a C section but #41 was wrong about everything else .
59. jenny - May 12, 2009 3:39 PM
#46 No she did have a C section but #41 was wrong about everything else .
60. concerned Grandmother - May 12, 2009 3:44 PM
Just who is watching the children while these two horndog parents are slappin' the meat and exchanging body fluids all over the place.
61. michelle - May 12, 2009 4:23 PM
i bet amy (from little people, big world) will try anything once. she takes me as a gal who LOVES sex.
also, she reminds me a hobbit. and i would imagine rabbits being like rabbits..............................................
62. Milf hunter - May 12, 2009 4:58 PM
Other than the facts that 1 - she had a litter of kids in her uterus and 2 - she is a total fucking cunt/bitch, I would FUCK THE SHIT out of that uptight pussy.
63. dirk - May 12, 2009 5:44 PM
#26 Ha!
Looks like a foot-long Open-faced Rueben Sandwich
64. Quinn - May 12, 2009 5:56 PM
25 years from now every white trash ho with that haircut is going to look back at their photos and shoot themselves.
65. tree - May 12, 2009 5:58 PM
She is a bitch and her hair is so fucking ugly seriously kate get a new hair cut i am sure you an afford it it looks like one of your kids played hairdresser with it
66. spiritkittykat - May 12, 2009 6:01 PM
Look lady...you wanted the money and fame and money that comes with having cameras follow you around, having your own tv show and going on shows constantly to whore out your family, so complaining about people "stalking" you is retarded.
67. Chris - May 12, 2009 6:33 PM
Who'd want to root around in HER love purse, not me.
68. janet 44 - May 12, 2009 7:13 PM
Kate's wiggin' out. I'm beginning to think her new book, "Eight Little Faces" has more to do with her schizo split personalities than with her children.
69. Kathy - May 12, 2009 7:39 PM
I like to call her hair the "backwards mullet".
70. Christy - May 12, 2009 7:50 PM
Good Lord Almighty...I cannot even get past that hair. You would think as much money as this woman has that she could get a hairdresser who doesn't think that a reverse mullet is an attractive look!
71. Narcissist - May 12, 2009 8:42 PM
What a flattering picture of Kate and her backwards mullet.
I just now read the comment before me. Really.
72. KatieIreneTakesItOnTheRoad - May 12, 2009 8:51 PM
Is she giving a demo on her technique on how to please your body guard? Is the straw in her fiji water a subtle hint that she likes to suck? Katie, we already agree you suck. I guess this answers the question why she got the new boobs, got on the treadmill and all the other improvements. And LOL their only friends now that they kicked all their friends and family out of their lives are the ones they pay ($1600/day to Stevie)!!! Do they have to pay their "friends" to spend the holidays with them time and a half?!
73. baby jesus - May 12, 2009 10:41 PM
whaaaat ? greedy christian liars? say it aint so.......... baby jesus sad
74. kim maguire - May 12, 2009 11:43 PM
I can't look at that hair any longer! Does she not own a mirror?
75. bb - May 13, 2009 12:10 AM
please tell me she actually considered what she would get from the media if she exposed her family on a show, to the public. please tell me she wasnt just desperate for money.
SORRY LADY THESE ARE THE CONSEQUENCES. your life isnt just monitored on camera.
76. gerard vandenberg - May 13, 2009 12:27 AM
Without rumours you don't know how many gossip-writers & paparazzi would be jobless today, folks!!
77. Funny entertainment - May 13, 2009 2:24 AM
nice
click on name
78. Bo - May 13, 2009 4:01 AM
Her hair isn't bad....why doesn't anyone get freaked out at Donald Trump's hair now that is bad hair.
79. Jesmi - May 13, 2009 6:15 AM
Looks like she has a brand new set of cans to boot. I love hair...
80. spike - May 13, 2009 8:00 AM
Stupid hair.
81. Maya - May 13, 2009 9:49 AM
she,her husband and the show are frauds but unfortunately there is enough ignorant female dirty white trash in 'merca to keep this farce going
82. 1 MILF Hunter - May 13, 2009 10:12 AM
That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway after turning her womb and vag into a clown car.
83. blindkangaroo - May 13, 2009 11:01 AM
Don't forget to add the crazies The Duggars trying to save their souls from eternal damnation. Oh and add the crazy chick and fag from What not to Wear so they can re-do their fetish wardrobe.
84. bridget sanderson - May 14, 2009 7:44 PM
Just want to say, "WHO CARES!!" It's their buisness!! And for the idiot named stu number 7's comment, she had c-sections you dumbass so she did not have her children naturally, they cut her belly open to get her babies out. So don't comment on something you know nothing about!!!!
85. bridget sanderson - May 14, 2009 7:44 PM
Just want to say, "WHO CARES!!" It's their buisness!! And for the idiot named stu number 7's comment, she had c-sections you dumbass so she did not have her children naturally, they cut her belly open to get her babies out. So don't comment on something you know nothing about!!!!
86. Leah - May 17, 2009 3:36 AM
I have been wondering when one or both of them would step out.Im sorry but I would love to see a reality show going to different Single Parents homes and showing the real heroes of America.Just because you can go to a Dr pop out a bunch of Kids doesnt make you "SPECIAL".The true Special people in America are the ones working 2 jobs just to put food on the table. The Special ones are the ones who give up eating so there Child can have a meal. Now that would be the show I would want to watch.Not a bunch of Kids getting to have breakfast with Mickey just because there Mom and Dad went to a Dr to get Preg. "AGAIN" !!!!
87. April - May 25, 2009 1:57 AM
Its funny how all yall sit there and talk shit about her!! If you didnt know who she is why the fuck write a comment?? Yea.... And if you get your facts straight she didnt have her kids naturally!! Come on if you going to run her in the dirt get your facts straight!! But its not anyones bussiness anyways what happens in their relationship..And for all you people talking about how nasty and shit she is its probally you who is nasty and want to make ur self feel better by talking shit.. Shes a great person and for people to honestly sit there and write these things about her isnt right. No one is in your bussiness let alone care.. So if you only want to talk shit dont write it cause thats ignorance... Anyone who has kids would know just becasue you have kids does not mean your shit is wide I mean come on thats stuff kids would say.. Like I said you only hear whats in the paper and thats only bits and pieces and probally isnt the truth. So unless you know them personally dont talk shit cause you nor I know the truth and were not going to cause its there personal life. Just because there on TV doesnt mean there perfect its a reality show not everything is going to be on TV. They do have problems like every couple and thats life.. Obviously some people feel jealous of her cause thats really the only reason most people talk shit.. But I guess thats how some people can be childish.. Lifes to short. Live your life and stay out of other peoples bussiness....