May 4 2009Jon & Kate Gosselin need to work on their 'No affair here' faces

john and kate plus eight...and that other chick

She always looks like that, hence the cheating.

Randal needs to work on his 'Don't give a hoot about these two' posts.

Randal

I see that hair transplant he got while the show aired came in nicely.

Kate is such a miserable cunt. I have never seen someone as awful as her.

I love Jon's lame excuses about why he has been seen out partying with other women. Uhhhhh, I was just showing her my car. And by car, I mean penis. SpongeKate Squarehair's so embarrassed, she looks sunburned. Oh no wait, she IS sunburned. 8====D <------Jon's wandering peepee.

Can you imagine the child support he will be paying. hahahaha

say goodbye to the 1.5 mil house

oh and if the judge is female and a fan of the show! so toast!

The name of the new show is going to be John Minus Nine.

@5
Exactly. It's situations like this that cause sane men to fake an elaborate death. (Case in point, see faked plane crash 3 months back).

Seriously have you ever seen the show? She always looks like that. No news here.

What's the deal with her hair? It's like party in the front, chopped up nightmare in the back. Reverse mullet?

You wanted to be a celebrity, right? Well, you're a celebrity. Enjoy. These two have no one to blame but themselves. For anything. Not for their gaggle of turds, not for their shitty marriage, and not for the scrutiny they are currently receiving.

@ 11

I was thinking the exact same thing... Oh, dear.

#11,13 My first thought was that she went too far with the control thing and tried to dictate terms to the ceiling fan. And lost.

That haircut is so 90's skater.

what a biaaaatch

the worst kind of bitch too.. the fertile kind.

She is awfu0l and abusive! Stop making money off your children its WRONG! My lord people need to look into the shows they watch and support. They have been horrible to all their family & friends all in an effort to exploit there kids and make money. Shame on Jon & Kate

She is awfu0l and abusive! Stop making money off your children its WRONG! My lord people need to look into the shows they watch and support. They have been horrible to all their family & friends all in an effort to exploit there kids and make money. Shame on Jon & Kate

kate is so fuggers. totally needs to get rid of that flock of segulls hairdo and smile more often. keeping it real...he's not that cute either.

kate is so fuggers. totally needs to get rid of that flock of segulls hairdo and smile more often. keeping it real...he's not that cute either.

No no, no. Jon won't owe any child support! Didn't anyone see the episode where they were going somewhere around the 4th of July, and she wants the kids' hair done perfectly, and she spits out the command to Jon, "Bring me MY children so I can do their hair. THANK YOU." She admitted right there, he had nothing to do with HER spawn. Go Jon! Run away! Get away from that seething, fire-spitting, infant spewing control freak. Just sayin'...

That is one rough-looking hag, but he's no prize either.

those pictures are very misleading. I think he should get the benefit of the doubt that maybe he was just showing her his.....who am I kidding. He hit, and he hit it good. He took out all his frustration from his cunty wife and he banged that chick 6 ways to Sunday. Also, it goes without saying she's pregnant with four or five kids now.

Looks like he plucks his eyebrows. Asswipes.

"I hate this show so much! Especially in season 3 episode 10 zillion when... (continue to quote the show.)" I don't know about you but I love to watch entire marathons of shows I can't stand. You're really just pissed you love it orrrrr you're mad at your dad.

Run, Jon, RUN!!! Away from that miserable, controlling cow with her reverse mullet that she apparently thinks is "cool". Kate? Howard Jones called, and he wants his hair back.

I bet her pussy nags as much as her mouth.

Ha Ha!!

The way she constantly rips him a new one on TV every week would make just about any man decide to get the hell out of the house. Seriously, the guys gets treated like one of the kids every damn day of his life. What's the alternative, running the car in the garage? Oh, wait, that big ass van won't fit in the garage!

He looks and dresses like a big homo. I'd check to see if he's blowing guys!

well most celebritys (and im not saying they are ones, just are followed a lot) are not happy when they see they are being follow by pap most days, unless your paris hilton who milks it up 24/7.

doesnt mean their marriage is in shambles, just means they want to get into their car without 20 people following them

well most celebritys (and im not saying they are ones) are not happy when they see they are being follow by pap most days, unless your paris hilton who milks it up 24/7.

doesnt mean their marriage is in shambles, just means they want to get into their car without 20 people following them

This should be a CLEAR message to all bitch wives that think their sissy husbands will put up with their bullshit forever. Good for you John!

Probably a staged viral marketing ploy for their next "reality show" "Jon & Kate + Marriage Counselor". And idiots will watch.

You people are full of shit saying that she is ugly and nasty!
Try taking care of 6 screaming mutts all day and 2 when they come home from school and see if you woman looks half as good.
I would tear that ass up and I'm not afraid to admit it like all you others.

I usually am as mean as everyone else out there... but I hope it's all fake. I loved watching the show when my son was a baby. It always showed me I could be a good parent and deal with whatever comes. They have so far. As for doing the show to exploit their children... their kids wouldn't get to do so many awesome things if they weren't on the show. I am sure that is a big part of what originally kept them going with it. I would have my children taped too if it meant they got free trips everywhere!!

She is a controlling, whiney, clean freak bitch with a short temper. Can you blame the guy for wanting some strange. After 8 kids he probably has to strap a 2x4 on his ass to keep from failing in when they bump uglies and I bet her uglies are really ugly after 8 spawns.

Idiots. They have 8 kids.....they are raising intelligent and well behaved children. I commend both of them for being so frank and able to speak their minds to each other and about each other. Quite making mountains out of mole hills.....

I can't imagine how bad her body is after a mega-multiple pregnancy.

This is gonna turn into Jon Murders Kate Plus Eight Before Turning Gun on Himself.

"Can you imagine the child support he will be paying. hahahaha
say goodbye to the 1.5 mil house
oh and if the judge is female and a fan of the show! so toast!"

Actually PA's Custody laws are income based. Last time I checked Jon is the one with the 6 figure job...and I'm not expert,but I don't think there is a job out that that pays well for someone to be a salty bitch 24/7...too bad for you Kate.

#41 I dunno, Mistress Kate would be an asset to any dominatrix dungeon, but the benefits suck.

Kate is a self-absorbed control-freak. While she yammers on incessantly, Jon gets the 1000-yard stare. I feel for the guy.

Maybe she has that horrible overly tanned monster face because she has the worst goddamn haircut on the face of the planet.

@16: she isn't fertile at all. Every single child they have was conceived thanks to fertility treatments.

@37: When you have that many babies that need birthing, they c-section you. All 8 of her kids have been c-sections.

@ 39: She's had a tummy tuck.

Rarely would I agree that a man has been driven to cheat.... grown men are responsible for their own actions and shouldn't blame anyone for the choices they make. But seriously... this vinegar-twat ought to be glad that her bullshit attitude and tyrant behavior only drove her husband to cheat instead of homicide. Because I would seriously have to maim that bitch after just 30 seconds of hearing that screeching.

I'm sorry to say this but "CRIME" will never be evicted from him, folks!!

did one of her kids cut her hair while she was napping? Shit.

She's a bitch and embarrasses him on the regular. I would totally expect my husband to cheat on me if I acted like that.

What is with Kate's hair? It is like a reverse mullet!

It amazes me how some people think these women "naturally" conceive that many babies at one time and every single baby out there is born vaginally. Wow, its scary how stupid some people are. lol. Ever hear of fertility treatments and c sections?

And Kate's hair cut really is skanky. Its one of those " I like to pretend Im a black girl and fuck black guys" haircut. lol.

@46 I'm sorry to say this but you make no fucking sense like about 99.7% of the time

Apparently she is keeping him. The vagina wants what the vagina wants....

She treats him like a dog. She cuts him off when he is speaking and thinks nothing of it but she goes ape shit when he does it to her. She has to have everything planned out days in advance and if he does one thing out of order get chews his ass out.
He should just turn around, look her straight in the face and say: " Shut the Fuck up, you stupid Bitch".
I wonder if he was fucking that cute little helper they had.

Ugly morons!

She treats him like crap on the show, I can't imagine how awful she is when the camera is off. Good for him, he got a little pink taco on the side.

Forget about Jon..he's not worth the effort.

Now that hunk that is at Kates side all the time (gorgeous silver haired man)..I'd love to follow *them* with a camera and get the real scoop.

One other thought: I thought their book publishers were Christian publishers?

Wonder how this is playing out with them??

Interesting how all you misogynists are jumping on the "Kate is ugly" bandwagon. She's no beauty, but what, that fetal alcohol syndrome looking mofo is attractive? Please...

@38 Well behaved children? They are screaming brats and one of the the oldest girls is turning into quite the little back-talking smart ass. Gee, wonder where she gets that?

All those kids look like Kate drank .. heavily .. during the pregnancies.

Jon and Kate plus BAR WHORE!

just sittin' here on the couch with crumbs on my white wife beater thinkin' what should I be watchin' tonight?......
....................................... ..Con and Irate + hEight ?,
........................................ 18 Braincells and Counting ?
................or......................Little People Big Wallet?

Hmmm,,,,,, who do I hate least?

Hey people, chill out.!..I was just demonstrating to a freind how I park my small sports car in her tight little heated garage

-just as in the photo---and on the show. Why does Kate constanly have that claw upside down- It's like in her mind she has Jonboy by the balls- I'd sleep with one eye open If I were him- one above the waist

the black toenail polish on those hooves turns me on. and those hair horns sprouting from the top of her head? Wicked. Kate has just made the anti-christ watchlist.

anyone missing burgundy kitchen curtains?

I worked on the show. And trust me, Kate really IS that bad. There was always a joke that the next season was going to be called "Kate Plus 8".

Well, if he didn't want all those kiddies he should have zipped his peenie into a sandwich bag. Total justice after the divorce? He gets custody of the children.

Cancel the show and televise the Octo-Vag. It has to be more entertaining than these two.

Have 10 more. It'll save yur marriage .Be fruitful and multiply Gozzlins, God will Pro-vide.

This woman is such a horrible cunt it's no goddamned wonder this idiot would do whatever he can to GTFO.

There is no excuse for cheating, period. If you don't want to be in the marriage, leave. Doesn't matter if Kate is nasty or not. Be a man and leave the relationship, instead of humiliating your school aged children.

She's a bitch and he's a completely lazy tool. If she wasn't using all the TLC money on spray tans and bad haircuts and oversized mcmansions I'm sure he'd clean out the account and make a run for it. IF he wasn't such a moron I might feel bad for him. Her level of bitch is his level of tool - they might actually be a perfect match. Poor kids. She's a WITCH!

She is the biggest flaming cunt in the world. No wonder he cheated. I bet she takes his penis away from him when she's not using it.

Give me a break...there is no reason for cheating. So you don't like your wife...go to a therapist, separate, get divorced like many people do. Just because you don't think Kate is a happy person, you are only seeing what is played on TV. There is no need to cheat. It is so selfish and you are not thinking about your kids that are depending on you.

STOP DOUBLE POSTING

STOP DOUBLE POSTING

What happened to "We'll take a FAMILY VOTE at the end of every season; if
anyone is unhappy about continuing the sham I mean show, we STOP. OUR SHOW is our life and OUR LIFE is the show." Where's that rule, huh?
More like OUR LIE IS THE SHOW AND THE SHOW IS OUR LIE.
So called "fans" are as SELFISH as Take: those children are miserable and getting more screwed up by the day. They need and deserve to have what's left of their childhoods back. But noooooooo...the "fans" must have their "fix" of more and more J&KPlus8. That's right - the hell with those kids; Hate wants MORE money and "fans" want MORE "entertainment." HA! What a JOKE!
BTW, WHY do people say "the kids are soooo cute"??? Those kids have NEVER been cute, just numerous. At 5 yrs. old (next week), they are UGLIER than ever. With two parents as ugly as J and K, HOW do you get "cute" kids? You DON'T! They are also the worst behaved kids, too. Two of the most INCONSISTENT Ding-Dongs for parents = BRATTY, WHINEY, HITTING, SLAPPING, PUSHING, SCREAMING, CRYING and IRRITATING MONSTER children. I used to watch the show on "MUTE." Now I don't watch at all. You say "oh, the kids are sooo smart." NO, they're NOT. They're developmentally, emotionally,and intellectually "RETARDED" in every area. And it's NOT because they were "preemies." It's because their parents KEPT THEM DOWN so they'd be "more marketable" for television. Idiot people want to watch "babies." Selfish KON gave you "babies." Now, they're 5 YR. OLD high chair sitting, bib wearing, sippy cup drinking, nap taking, tantrum throwing, unintelligible speaking BABIES. Can anyone say HOMESCHOOL and life-long intensive THERAPY x's 8? Oh yeah, Take's Mother of the Year, alright. And Yawn? What an immature, not to mention UGLY, UGLEEEE, idiot TOOL!!!

What happened to "We'll take a FAMILY VOTE at the end of every season; if
anyone is unhappy about continuing the sham I mean show, we STOP. OUR SHOW is our life and OUR LIFE is the show." Where's that rule, huh?
More like OUR LIE IS THE SHOW AND THE SHOW IS OUR LIE.
So called "fans" are as SELFISH as Take: those children are miserable and getting more screwed up by the day. They need and deserve to have what's left of their childhoods back. But noooooooo...the "fans" must have their "fix" of more and more J&KPlus8. That's right - the hell with those kids; Hate wants MORE money and "fans" want MORE "entertainment." HA! What a JOKE!
BTW, WHY do people say "the kids are soooo cute"??? Those kids have NEVER been cute, just numerous. At 5 yrs. old (next week), they are UGLIER than ever. With two parents as ugly as J and K, HOW do you get "cute" kids? You DON'T! They are also the worst behaved kids, too. Two of the most INCONSISTENT Ding-Dongs for parents = BRATTY, WHINEY, HITTING, SLAPPING, PUSHING, SCREAMING, CRYING and IRRITATING MONSTER children. I used to watch the show on "MUTE." Now I don't watch at all. You say "oh, the kids are sooo smart." NO, they're NOT. They're developmentally, emotionally,and intellectually "RETARDED" in every area. And it's NOT because they were "preemies." It's because their parents KEPT THEM DOWN so they'd be "more marketable" for television. Idiot people want to watch "babies." Selfish KON gave you "babies." Now, they're 5 YR. OLD high chair sitting, bib wearing, sippy cup drinking, nap taking, tantrum throwing, unintelligible speaking BABIES. Can anyone say HOMESCHOOL and life-long intensive THERAPY x's 8? Oh yeah, Take's Mother of the Year, alright. And Yawn? What an immature, not to mention UGLY, UGLEEEE, idiot TOOL!!!

What happened to "We'll take a FAMILY VOTE at the end of every season; if
anyone is unhappy about continuing the sham I mean show, we STOP. OUR SHOW is our life and OUR LIFE is the show." Where's that rule, huh?
More like OUR LIE IS THE SHOW AND THE SHOW IS OUR LIE.
So called "fans" are as SELFISH as Take: those children are miserable and getting more screwed up by the day. They need and deserve to have what's left of their childhoods back. But noooooooo...the "fans" must have their "fix" of more and more J&KPlus8. That's right - the hell with those kids; Hate wants MORE money and "fans" want MORE "entertainment." HA! What a JOKE!
BTW, WHY do people say "the kids are soooo cute"??? Those kids have NEVER been cute, just numerous. At 5 yrs. old (next week), they are UGLIER than ever. With two parents as ugly as J and K, HOW do you get "cute" kids? You DON'T! They are also the worst behaved kids, too. Two of the most INCONSISTENT Ding-Dongs for parents = BRATTY, WHINEY, HITTING, SLAPPING, PUSHING, SCREAMING, CRYING and IRRITATING MONSTER children. I used to watch the show on "MUTE." Now I don't watch at all. You say "oh, the kids are sooo smart." NO, they're NOT. They're developmentally, emotionally,and intellectually "RETARDED" in every area. And it's NOT because they were "preemies." It's because their parents KEPT THEM DOWN so they'd be "more marketable" for television. Idiot people want to watch "babies." Selfish KON gave you "babies." Now, they're 5 YR. OLD high chair sitting, bib wearing, sippy cup drinking, nap taking, tantrum throwing, unintelligible speaking BABIES. Can anyone say HOMESCHOOL and life-long intensive THERAPY x's 8? Oh yeah, Take's Mother of the Year, alright. And Yawn? What an immature, not to mention UGLY, UGLEEEE, idiot TOOL!!!

Who wouldn't look like that with a camera pressed up to their face. I really just think the media needed something new to chew on, so people should just keep their comments to themselves. Nasty horrible rumors, and comments don't resolve squat.

"this is too much, the cameras, the fans ,the gossip,THAT'S IT !!,were getting a mansion in Maui" "it's for the kids and they deserve it"

I bet Snoop Jonnyjon has a strong pimphand. He loves his ho's but where's his bitches? He gotz his mind on his hosebags and his hosebags on his mind. wooord

Gawddd Johnn. Keep Yur Dick In Yur Fuckinn Pants Cochino. && Kate Get a Gawd Damn Haircut. Its Like Mullet Gone Bad. Badder Than It Was Before.

Gawddd Johnn. Keep Yur Dick In Yur Fuckinn Pants Cochino. && Kate Get a Gawd Damn Haircut. Its Like Mullet Gone Bad. Badder Than It Was Before.

Can you imagine the verbal lashing he is getting now? Yikes!
I read in a magazine article how the last bit of Jon's bad judgment was just "innocent" and he was "posing" with "fans". Maybe it's true, but I wouldn't blame him for wanting to blow off some steam at the bar once in a while.

Didn't Kate say on Oprah." I don't have a nanny and I'll never have one"? Who's with the freakin kids all the time?

Besides the kids not being allowed in the queens' bedroom under severe punishment threats, Jon can be added to that list too,that is until he gets tested and cleared of disease which is most likely what really got her grandma panties in a bunch.

I hate her hair so very, very much.

She's not wearing her wedding ring on her ring finger

Imagine how hard it would be to co-ordinate 8 children, and a husband. I think she has gone overboard and become controlling and obsessive, but I also think she tries to control everything due to the complete lack of control in her marriage. He is SO passive-aggressive, and complacent. She needs help and therapy. Someone needs to step up and help her with the children (wow, isn't that a husbands job), and she needs to realize that controlling everything isn't going to make her happy (therapy). I feel for both of them, because so many children and television cameras have trapped them into a relationship where they are stifled.

Well, nice to see Steve is there to protect his lovah, Katie, from her nasty ol'husband. Does she have Steve punish Jon for her? Jon gets sent to the garage apartment while Steve goes to the master suite to continue to protect Katie's body from Jon? LOL @ Katie needing her body guard when her husband is there!