May 7 2009Jon Gosselin responds to affair accusations

japanese fuck
and blode bich

+ 8 kids

that was a disaster waiting to happen

Here's my question. Why is this such big news? He's not a celebrity. He has a mediocre reality show (which is basically ALL of them) that only came about because him and his wife popped out 8 kids. Big damn deal. He's not news and he's basically a waste of time and life.

Jon, a word of advice: Kate will find it more difficult to be a complete CUNT when she's struggling to talk through blood and broken teeth.

of course they're scrambling around to cover their asses - they're totally humiliated. it was all fun and games while no one knew,but now that they're busted, it's a whole different story. it isn't fun anymore when everyone can see you for what you are: a cheap skanky whore that will screw a married father of eight kids, and a total dork of a guy trying to reclaim his single days by unabashedly betraying his family (and say what you will about kate - his kids don't deserve to have a cheating loser for a father). yeah, real honorable guys.

FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?

This is just like that time when a television conglomerate decided it needed to increase ratings. They put some worthless trash 'reality' show about total douches struggling with anything resembling a normal life. The constant idiocy displayed by the asshats captivated the uneducated masses every week, at the same time, raising the ratings for the broadcast network.

Eventually no one cared and returned to their normal viewing tendencies and the tools shown on the 'reality' show had to get a job at the local Wal Mart.

That really is waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much effort and passion to hurl one meager stuffed animal... I mean, what the fuck is it stuffed with? Lead pellets? Shit, his face looks like he just smelled Paris Hilton just walking by...

I'll bet my left tit that Kate's vagina has teeth.

Since he's now in the dog house, might as well play with the dog.

Janey,

Something tells me winning your left tit is no prize.

Unless you meant a booby prize.

Aw, kop. You hurt my feelings. Wait... no... I just needed to fart.

Who the fuck are these people and why are they getting all this press?

Anyone that gives a shit please stand up.

Boones Farm? Next time let us know when you fight a real wino and not a 16 year old girl with a fake id.

asian men love tiny dicks

This whole family needs a Keifering.

That 4th pic is of him throwing her head in the local tributary when he snaps...

What else is he going to say . Millions of dollars and the "Good Life" are at stake. I smell payoff. Just look for Deanna's new car in 3...2...1...

DENY, DENY, DENY it's the new American way, even when caught red handed. The freaking Presidents use it.

.....*******light bulb on*******

******Hey man they REALLY ARE the ALL-AMERICAN Family********

@9 Kop, Janey's tits are the stuff of legend. Whole books of poetry have been written about them.

Just like Jeffrey Dahmer, I say next time Jon cooks Korean he'll cook Kate in a pot and serve it . That would be a tough bitter tasting piece of meat. Blechhh

My girlfriends and I would still rub one out to him. He's exotic.

Look at Jon's eyes. Why you could blindfold him with dental floss. ...Or did Kate just slap him around and he's all swollen?

Being out with a female friend doesn't equate being "caught red handed." Please. Now the poor guy can't leave his house without paparazzi making up stories to hurt him and his family. Are we really trying to uncover a scandal, or demonize an at-home dad?

"I did not have sex with that woman ">can't a President have female staffers without people making up stories to demonize him. The jizzed dress, the cigar, the e-mails, and the accurate description of "lefty " are all lies I tell you Lies.

A homo says "what?"

What's with all the racist comments? Grow up you fools.

sorry this story is just too believable. Jon has the motive, the history, all captured on tape. a father of 8 out at bars late at night when his wife's not at home,calling his "friend" babe,sending shots to women,getting drunk,dirty dancing,hitting on college students. sorry this is only the tip of the iceberg. evidence says he's up to something. he and they have too much to lose. Guilty I've seen this before

@22 LEB:
This board is for making wisecracks at celebrities. Spongekate Squarehair and her hubby are not even celebrities, so we should make fun of them even more, for whoring out their children for mass consumption. Now, Jon's going to leave the mother of his 8 children for the sister of a criminal/drug user (dealer)? I don't even know where to START with the jokes!

For a man with 8 children, he sure has a lot of time on his hands! I have friends with only 1 or 2 kids and they are both present and with those kids ALL THE TIME! Even Kate is away more than a "normal" parent. They both act so exhausted all the time, but OTHER people are with the kids more often then those 2!

Warning:These people have management and PR people working to spin this story in any direction that benefits them. Jon is saying nothing without consultation (if he is saying anything at all). They are an industry now and people depend on them for jobs. Use your own eyes and believe nothing you read.

I'm more interested in if you're in a knife fight with a wino, then why not get him to give you the vasectomy?
You both have knifes!

And besides all the affair gossip, do they really need a fucking dog? I love animals and I would never wish a dog, cat, whatever (remember the demise of those hermit crabs? Yeah, way to go Jon and Kate) into a ginormous, chaotic whiny family like that. Those kids still haven't learned not to hit, slap (just like their Mommy) and bite....AND THEY'RE GOING TO BRING AN INNOCENT ANIMAL INTO THAT CIRCUS?!!!!!! WTF? The Gossilins need to settle down and work on some shit before inviting more responsibility into that household.

The stupid...it hurts./facepalm

I like this show and I like this family. Shit happens. For the sake of their children, everybody should just STFU with the crass and racist remarks. Has this bad economy robbed you of your decency too?

peace out.

#32

What?!

Sorry, computer spazzed out....

#32

What?! You do realize that it was the Gosselin's choice to whore themselves all over the tv, don't you? Anyone who puts themselves "out there" and acts the way they do...especially, Mr Midlife crisis in his 30's, Jon deserves all the flack they get...if they truly cared about those children, they would have stopped a long time ago.

And if you watch the show, you'll see some really tacky product placement ads mixed in with "every day" reality - it's bogus. Plus they still ask for "Love Donations" from the Church circle....yeah, good, honest, hardworking people really need to give Jon & Kate any more money - THEY CHOSE THIS LIFESTYLE and they should deal with it. Bed. Made. Lie.

Maybe if they were a little bit nicer and more "real" (not the TLC life they've got racketed) we'd have more sympathy for them...well, not Jon...he's still a manwhore. Frat boy behavior in a 30+ year old is NOT attractive.

@33 Guess you're the homo. See #24.

u got pwned bitch

Christians to the lions!

unfortunately there are enough whacked out megachurch christians out there to keep the J&K scam train chugging right along. i do predict however that the building pressure of fame will prompt some sort of substance abuse problem in one or both of them, next stop rehab with Dr. Drew

#35 Har Har, Are you talking to me? I guess that's funny, but did you need to call me a bitch? My computer crapped out...hardy har har. XP

@#35....HAHA....I get it now....I need more coffee STAT! XD LOL

He's still an asshole and I hope that dog rips his nuts off.

He thinks he's fucking cute 'cause someone stapled some hair back on his head- a 30 something with 8 kids should not be out with people in their 20s, grow the fuck up.

This is Jon's passive -aggressive way of getting back at Kate , I can't say I blame him,that bitch is the original nutcracker, she is such a c----t, her dentist is her gynecologist

......................he is on SLIPPERS.
THIS MEANS HE FUCKS BOYS TOO, folks!!

Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you my new-style American girlfriend.

Does anyone not think it's weird it looks like 2 completely different dogs in the pictures? The first one shows a mostly black face (look above the eyes) and the other is all brown above the eyes! Are these like posed with a couple of stunt dogs?

Who the fuck gives a shit?

so what if he wants to play hide the eggroll on the side . I would too if was married to that hag

OK, tell me that last pic of him doesn't look like a promo shot for the Special Olympics.

I like the post, and I agree somewhat with, To be very truthful.