May 24 2009Heidi Montag really will put anything in her mouth

FIRST, Mother fucker

I'd put my stinger in her mouth too

Mother of god I said first already, didn't I?

Heyyyy, yeah I got it. Hells yeah. Profanity and all.

1. White - May 24, 2009 5:04 PM

FIRST, Mother ***er

I hope that snake swallows them BOTH ALIVE. And while she's at it, she can swallow #1, #3, and #4. And she can swallow the Fish writer too so we can finally have a new one who can keep his promises.

You know, her face is almost as big as Rumer Willis' ain't it?

yippeee!! more things for me to boycot!! nothing personal Pizza Hut you asked for it. Like who does Pizza Hut marketing???..I am who DID cause they are probably fired by now.

Maybe its some new hollywood diet

The snake not eating or strangling either of them makes all of snakekind look bad. Sigh. And what the hell is up with his facial hair. It's like he's trying to deter Heidi from wanting him to go down on her. Because it disgusts him and he likes co-- OH, I get it now!

Photo #2 - Heidi's blowjob face.

It does a heart good to know that "The Chin" and "McGruff the ButtStain" are finally making themselves useful. This is obviously a PSA about the inherent dangers of PizzaHut. Mainly, these two asswipes might show up at your house. Possibly for, you know, attention.

I'd almost suspect her from jaw surgery! Holy shit! Any wider isn't possible i think!

Heidi - Sgt. Slaughter called. He wants his jaw back.

Oh the Humanity, DAMN U FISH!!!! You said you stop posting these douche bags. It's not fair the snake didn't strangle him and the scorpion didn't sting her, life's a bitch.

Any further and the back of her jaws would push her eyeballs out!

FUCK YOU SPENCER IS HOT

Here's what I think is good about Heidi:

1) She doesn't have gross, disgusting, fat, cottage cheesy butt cheeks and thighs like KK.

2) She's a virgin. (Having sex with Spencer can't result in a loss of virginity, even to a hamster.)

3) She's a Stepford Wife (a la the original film, released in '75), which is to say android-like. It'll be years before science can produce robot girl sex toys as realistic as Heidi.

4) She has a nice butt. (See #1.)

5) She doesn't just look young from a distance to the near-blind, she IS young and looks young close up (unlike 40 something cougar Phoebe Price, for example).

Then pic 8 is Spencer's blowjob face, while giving a handjob at the same time.. He's good.

i wish that shit fucked off heidi and then kill specer mother fucker

I don't understand why people use these two for anything. I've met about 5 people that actually like them. I've seen them out and about on several occasions at restaurants and clubs. She is much prettier in person. He is exactly the same in every way...

I enjoy meals at Wolfgangs less thanks to these two as well. Not a fan.

Picture 5:

"I WISH THIS WAS THE SIZE OF MY COCK!" :(

100% true.

Who are these people and why should I care?

Who are these people and why should I care?

They think it's a deadly scorpio but it's a harmless crayfish lol.

it would suck if that thing bit heidis tongue which would cause it to swell and then she would die of asphyxiation. now that would be an interesting pizza hut advertisement. haha

I would love to put my stuff in her mouth.
That is a hot bitch and yes, it would be great if the snake ate Spencer.

SHIT THEY ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING.

I am just not a fan of this chick.

You promised you would stop posting about these fucking loser assholes.

Put her through a Gang Bang test and lets see how many cocks at a time she can put in her mouth. ;)

What the fuck is people's fascination with these two douchebags? I thought it would be impossible but they're more fucking retarded then Paris! How the fuck did they get famous?

get used to it.
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Swollow it! it will bite inside you

Her jaws and the popping eyes lever effect!

There must be a purpose for the snake in the commercial!

omg speidi, you guys are retarded.
get a life, please.

Yum!

Why shouldn't we eat insects? lobsters look like insects too.

i love the garlic butter sau....

Fish, remember this post?

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/10/heidi_spencer_get_used_to_this.php

The above doesn't meet the criteria. Come on now!

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Dear Mr. Fish,

The reason these no talent ass clowns think they are famous, is because sites like this keep posting gay shit about them. Please stop, because these two are pathetic.

thanks!

Her head/jaw reminds me of the character they rarely show in FAMILY GUY who has such a large jaw...you can't understand a word he says. I hate to pick people apart on here, but that girl is just annoying. She does have a nice body though, minus the ice cream scoops on her chest. And Spencer, he just looks like he would drive a big industrial van with a sliding door...selling "candy" to the kiddies. Seriously, slap a 'stache on his face and you've got yourself a chester the molester...

P.S. Why is she holding her hand like a damn puppy in the first 4 pictures? That's a good girl, yessss that's a good girl! Yes she is!!

Ghey.

She's gonna look like Ann Coulter in exactly 5 years.

These two leave a bad taste in my mouth. They should just go away. For real.

The only nice thing I can say about this shit is that that's a really beautiful tiger retic. Had it actually been full-grown, it might have eaten the both of those sows as a snack. Pity...

What a couple of jerkoffs.

On the other hand, maybe if he'd just disappear, cuz she looks like she'd be fun to fuck.

The Hills would be nothing without these two. Totally entertaining and fun, Heidi is gorgeous and Spencer is totally cute.

FUCK YOU PHISH!! FU AND FU TIMES AND TIMES AGAIN...U KNOW WHY.

lol! she reminds me of a pirahanna!

I hope during this reality show, America votes for them to every filthy disgusting humiliating task imaginable.

I want to murder these people so much.

I despise her, but I'd still love to see the magic she could work with that tongue.

lets cut the bullshit, my mouth, your dick...

wait a second.....meh, how about it?

heidi can take her sexy wedding ring hand and tug my dick and give me a blow!

Have you ever seen Me, Myself and Irene. Fucking Spenser looks like Whitey off that movie. Casper.. qtip. Look at his fucking face hair. There fucks.

Inside Info: The snake IS photoshopped in....

They are so fake its disgusting they must have smoke so much pot its turned them and only them into fake , disturbing, lying ass-whores on the face of the planet and flip flop so much. It makes paris hilton cry .

She's not bulging out of that corset like Jessica would.

Fucking hell I wish that snake would coil around them both and eat them.

Oh, my F***ing God!!!!! Could this 2 be more stupid????? I really think they can't...

I really wish that the scorpion runs loose and takes a sting on their shitty faces!!! (Excuse my poor English...)

WTF? What happened to the no-more-wonder-tards-on-the-site rule? Quit it. Unless she's naked, just quit it.

If you put these people in a room with Paris Hilton and Doug whoever the fuck, I'm quite certain the world would explode.

man, i wish i was spencer pratt. looks like being him is a sweet job.

I've never seen these people in anything but photos on thesuperficial and tmz, but this is retarded. These people cannot be famous. They are so lame.

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throw them in a pit, cover them with honey, and let out the fire ants.
please.

She's cute here. Maybe its the hat. I've never been that impressed with her before.
But now...nice hat.

Jeez, what id that piece of shit she's holding? She should put it down Spencer's pants.

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