May 26 2009Brooke Shields wishes she got laid sooner
Brooke Shields reveals she regrets not losing her virginity until she was 22 in the latest issue of Health:
"I think I would have been much more in touch with myself. I think I wouldn't have had issues with weight--I carried this protective 20 pounds [in college]. It was all connected. And to me, that's a health regret."
So, wait, did Brooke Shields just say she wishes she lost her virginity at a young age so she didn't become a fatty? Wow. She should speak at high school graduations. I'm serious, this'll save me a lot of leg work while I'm waiting out in the parking lot clothing homeless kittens.
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Reader Comments
1. 1st - May 26, 2009 1:18 PM
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2. 1st - May 26, 2009 1:18 PM
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3. Zed - May 26, 2009 1:27 PM
She's such a sad outcome. It seemed like she'd be absolutely gorgeous when she was a teenager, then by the time she finished college she had her kinda overgrown tranny face and still no boobs. If she really wants to be honest, she should have started boning when she was shooting Blue Lagoon because it was all downhill from there.
4. Gene - May 26, 2009 1:28 PM
I thought it was because that giant mother of hers shadowed her & carried around a club
5. Mr. Jones - May 26, 2009 1:29 PM
Okay...
She was doing nude scenes when she was 12.
She did a teen sex movie when she was 15.
And she "lost it" at 22?
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6. sally - May 26, 2009 1:30 PM
I've always thought she has a manly face...don't see what the hype is about.
7. Barney Frank - May 26, 2009 1:31 PM
Little does she know, but she did lose her virginity many, many times to me in my bathroom back in the '80s.
8. mr. horse - May 26, 2009 2:10 PM
It's amazing how a shovel to the face will ruin your chances at getting laid.
9. zorgon: ruler of lizards - May 26, 2009 2:21 PM
Most important, what is this chickdowntown tasting the heels of her shoes to discover? Does she always lick the bottoms of her shoes to taste the filth she has traveled through?
10. assman - May 26, 2009 2:52 PM
i don't see what the big deal about her is
the assman will pass on hitting that
11. mikeock - May 26, 2009 3:09 PM
She looks like a tranny
12. Italian Stallion - May 26, 2009 3:10 PM
Now I know why tigers sometimes eat their young........
13. 1 MILF Hunter - May 26, 2009 3:11 PM
She and Bristol Palin ought to compare notes.
14. ROUGH Daddy - May 26, 2009 4:28 PM
You realize Micheal Jackson couldve slay that back then when she was fresh meat, if he wasnt a weirdo...
15. chad - May 26, 2009 5:18 PM
Never found her attractive, just saying, she doesn't look feminine-body and face.
16. chad - May 26, 2009 5:18 PM
Never found her attractive, just saying, she doesn't look feminine-body and face.
17. chad - May 26, 2009 5:18 PM
Never found her attractive, just saying, she doesn't look feminine-body and face.
18. Bobaloo - May 26, 2009 5:23 PM
This is post-Photoshop???
19. Bobalicious - May 26, 2009 5:46 PM
Ah, the poor ladies in Lalaland, it's all about the looks for you. You are washed up at 35, the very few avoid the downhill career slide to the "older friend or mom" roles, the Lifetime movies & then the dreaded infomercial/QVC work and finally the "cause" & book. Are the Europeans getting all the plastic work too?
20. Gabe Cash - May 26, 2009 6:14 PM
So...is she saying that she wore a 20lb chastity belt or something?
21. .................................S I D - May 26, 2009 10:44 PM
dude wtf...how to do say somthing like that? oh lets make all the children ..or my young fans wanna f* to be just like meee. dude lose it when your ready dont be pushed into this BS
22. RichPort's Gay Ghost's Schlong - May 27, 2009 12:13 AM
3. Sad but true.
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She looks so much like a dude, I'd feel gay if she blew me.
23. gerard vandenberg - May 27, 2009 12:26 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, SIMPLY AS CRAZY AS A HORSE, folks.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
24. carrie - May 27, 2009 4:43 AM
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25. Sara - May 27, 2009 7:37 AM
yea she's so manly looking...but she was drop dead gorgeous in Blue Lagoon.
26. Galtacticus - May 27, 2009 9:10 AM
It took her about two decades to figure this out.Any other news?
27. Darth - May 27, 2009 9:15 AM
With other words,she has turned into a nympho?
28. Nero - May 27, 2009 9:18 AM
The shape of her eyebrows have changed as well.
29. The Listener - May 27, 2009 9:47 AM
In all fairness, this photo doesn't do her justice. She's a pretty woman.
#20 I didn't think of it that way. But yeah, I guess the extra 20 lbs she gained in weight was a symbolic chastity belt.
To be perfectly honest, I've never heard a female say that if they had sex EARLIER in life they feel it would have IMPROVED their body image.
30. capitanne - May 31, 2009 10:10 AM
Dear Brooke:
As a mother of two little girls, WHAT A THING TO SAY!!! I thought moms were to forbid their children from having sex as teenagers not encourage it! And you were never fat, you just lost your angelic looks way before your time. Freak!