May 27 2009Brooke Hogan's new album cover

The eyes are freaky. like the eyes on those Jesus pictures. You know the ones. The ones that seem to follow you around a room.

IM GAY!!!!!

Is it just me or does that look like the side of some creepy pedophiles van?

I'm a sad, racist piece of shit.

the pic isn't accurate without the penis

wow, I always thought she walked kinda funny

is this a joke?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHA

Sigh. What the...

Who in the blue hell does this nasty, no-talent, dumb, vapid, vain, bleached-blonde, ugly beast think she is?? She needs to just go away.

I expected this to be the cover of her porno.

Fish, this needs the WTF tag. Just saying.

So white trash, very appropriate!!

My God (Thor)! That is one huge fucking vagina...

When "FULL ORANGE" began to be a skin color???... really excesive tanning is gross and in a painting is awful!... anyway this album wont be No. 1 so we dont have to see her everywhere....

That dude has giant tits.

she looks so weird (and not just in this photo)

YEAH RIGHT...cuz she has THAT bikini bod! right...right...she's that skinny right? Way to go Brooke...FAKE!

She has never had that bod. Only in Hulk's dreams does she look like that.

EW!

I'm totally getting that painted on the side of my panel van...

I'd really love it if Randy Macho-Man Savage did a duet with Brooke. Maybe they should do "Always on My Mind" by the Pet Shop Boys since there is no way Brooke and Randy could make that any more gay than it already is.

Brooke: (in a very deep, husky voice) "And I guess I never told you, I'm so happy that you're mine"

Randy (really, really loud) "Oooooooh YEAH! How do you like that Brooke Hogan?"

is this real?

P.S. Randy should definitely have his bearded face, with a bedazzled cowboy hat, and a Slim Jim in his mouth on the album cover. Maybe at the top, like God, so Brooke's "follow me wherever I go" eyes can stare at his magnificence.

P.S.S. What kind of idiot puts their web site URL on their album cover? How tacky.

Aunt Jemima, the website is probably just a watermark to show who owns the photo.

Anyway, is that thing for real? How ugly.

#26. Oh. Who's the idiot now? Aunt Jemima that's who.

I saw that on the side of a van in the 70s.

I saw that on the side of a van in the 70s.

Mmhm. Why is she still trying with music? It’s just not her thing! I think we all can see she’s not talented at all. But there are several things she’s really good at! Like being trashy, dressing like a slut, trying to create some controversy on twitter talking about Britney, Susan Boyle, her dad (actually, nobody really cares)…

Anyway, I think she looks like a man. I don’t know. I can see she has a hot body, but there’s something in her that makes me think I’m looking at a man. And they captured that fact perfectly in this painting. I wonder if there are really Tranny angels???

Ms. Swan from Mad TV has the answer....It looka like a man.

That look on her face, the placement of her hand atop her head...maybe that's the "oh shit" face one makes when their white-blond wig starts to slide off. She looks alarmed, among other things.

I guess they did her cover at the airbrush kiosk at the mall? Which reminds me--- my Daddy's Girl shirt should be ready by now.

Brooke looks like Iggy Pop

What Mexican's van did they get this off of?

LMFAO!!!!

how come we can see her ribs in this picture....? I've never seen Brooke's rib's before...

Sad and a bit scary at the same time. Brooke and her family turned out to be so messed up.

She's lucky that she can afford to put out another album.; therefore it follows that the public is not-so lucky -- I suppose. How many bought the first? This is a good example of how some people shouldn't have money. Nothing good comes of it all.

I think it's second degree... At least I want to.

This looks like an airbrushed jean jacket. From a kiosk in a mall. In 1991.

But uuuuuuuuuuuh, SHE IS STILL TWENTY-ONE, folks!!

This is AWESOME! Man this is so going to be the background of my computer so if I'm ever having a bad day I can just look at it and laugh my ass off =] Thanks superficial, you made my week. =]

I hope she doesn't think she is a role model for any young girls.

I hope she doesn't think she is a role model for any young girls.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Whew* Damn, this is classic. CLASSIC!

Album? ALBUM??? You mean "album" as in MUSIC? Oh Gawwwd.

Brooke Hogan Check List:
1. Has she showered and shaved?...check!
2. Is Hulk away?...check!
3. Ignore implants?...che...well, I'll try!
4. Double paper bags with mouth-holes?...check!
5. Tranquilizer darts (just in case)?...check!
6. $5 in quarters?...check!

OK, Brooke, start sucking! And you better fucking swallow this time!

The sad thing is -- she thinks an orange, cross-eyed, fried-hair, hermaphrodite Gargantua with wings stuck on its back and dressed like a 70s stripper is somehow attractive.

Why does she have a sunglasses tan line around her eyes?

The world woke up one day to proclaim, "Thou shalt not make or take part in the bad arts."

Wow, I love this picture of her. The photographer really did well with catching Brooke's beauty. What a portrait! *blank stare*

It was so nice of my son, oops I meant daughter, to allow me to wear a bikini and pose for her album cover.

You know what this looks like?

The shitty 'ghetto' graffiti on junk cars in LA.

You know, this would be awesome if I had this airbrushed on the side of me sleeper cab.

It's like that time I had myself painted then airbrushed with a 13" cock............ I'm playing, it was a Polaroid.

"Brooke, we went ahead and had a carnie design your album cover when he wasn't doing dragon t-shirts and the sides of child molesters vans"

Apart from all the airbrushing and the general cheesiness of the cover, she looks a little cross eyed. I almost feel sorry for her, almost.

WTF? This has got to be a joke...

@25, and everyone who didn't point this out mercilessly:

That's the water-mark, you fucking retard.

I'm sure you've already pre-ordered the album, you're in the right I.Q. bracket.

I think Brooke Hogan is trying to get a reaction off of this cover, so that people will pay more attention to her. Sadly, these days, bad publicity is still good publicity. Personally I think she should be named Hillary, or Brittany, because she is disgracing me as well as many other Brookes in the world.

Someone finally came along and stole the title for 'craziest bitch alive' from Mariah Carey

This picture makes her look very old.

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha

She's nothing but white trash with money...GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

What next? Journey will make a comeback?

Looks like the side of my brother's van circa 1978! LMAO!

oh look, the 80's rock band Nelson is making a come back!! I never knew angels came in orange!?

Because nothing says "success" like being portrayed as a bad middle-school art class cartoon on your album cover.

(I just KNOW Creepy Daddy helped design it.)

@21 - I came in here to say exactly that.

She shaved her blond mustache and mutton chops?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON ICE!!!

Oh my. Uh...Oh my.

OMGGGG! SO FUCKING UGLY! ....

What's with the orange skin, white hair, bulging biceps, and crossed eyes?
This has to be a joke ...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! -- All the Hogans are so insane, and don't even know it. They're a like a trainwreck carnival --

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! -- All the Hogans are so insane, and don't even know it. They're a like a trainwreck carnival --

70's van comments already used.

Must be a joke. Whose midsection is that supposed to be in the painting? Unredeemable.

The cover suggests it's Brooke Hogan.

It's that her name is written on the front otherwise i wouldn't know.

omg, are you fucking kidding me??

ridiculoooooooouuuuuus

this has to be a joke.. noboby has such bad taste, i dont believe it

Uh, yeaaaahhhhh.... THAT"S AN EXACT LIKENESS of Brooke. Sure. Looks just like her. Yup.
Now, where did I put my white tipped cane and my helper pooch?

Oh, please.... those of you who didn't immediately get it-
surely you must now realize that
IT'S NOT A PHOTO-
IT'S A "PAINTING".

If you can call sleazy van decor- "painting"... (you sure as fuck can't call it art -)
That is, unless you also refer to those who airbrush on fake tans for a living as "Artists"...

And Iggy Pop is MUCH better looking.

she's always been too fat to see her ribs. you couldnt see her ribs even if you cut her chest open.
btw her boobs are only that big because they are fatgirl boobs

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I know this is the superficial, but calling her a tranny is no different than calling someone else a faggot or a nigger.

It's an ugly painting, but you're no better than Fred Phelps if you use the word "Tranny".

I'm going to risk giving Brooke or whoever too much credit.

Maybe this is supposed to be a clever (and sad) statement.

Unlike Britney or Kowassian, it's not an photoshopped or airbrushed photograph, it's NOTHING BUT AIRBRUSH. It's an airbrush painting of an angel with vaguely Brooke Hoganish features, but more petite and dainty than her.
If it didn't say "Brooke" on it you'd probably never even associate it with Brooke Hogan.

Well anyway, what was I talking about? It seems unusual for a pop album to make a statement about media images and lies and all that.

More something I would expect from Alanis Morissette or someone more angsty and controversial. Like if you made a painting of Alanis for an album cover, except it wasn't repulsive.

"Maybe this is album cover is supposed to be a clever (and sad) statement on media illusions and lies. Total airbrushing is Brookes 'Redemption'."

I'll knock out a few more drafts...

I just read all of these comments....you people are so dang mean it's unbelieveable. I'm ashamed at how rude everybody's gotten...what if someone were to say something SO incredibly mean about you too??? Doesn't feel so nice now does it? People suck now that's all there is to it.

all you people need lives. go find something else to make fun of with your pathetic little lives. look in the mirror and i'm 100% sure that she is more attractive and gorgeous then all you guys. i agree with anne. people have gotten so rude...

She's gorgeous. Not in this picture, persay, but she is really pretty. For real, you guys, stop acting like three year old immature slobs.
GO BROOKE DO WHAT U WANT TO DO!

-Un Premier Dictateur Princesse

woww.shes talented and pretty?
where does anyone come off insulting her just because they dont like the way she walkss.?

i think you people need to find a different hobby.

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