Apr 2 2009Tila Tequila's breasts don't look out of place

first, skanks

i cry when i masturbate

these really expensive giant plastic whore bags totally distract from my sideways vagina, right?

Ok, enough with the fake lesbians. If you're so mentally unstable that you can't locate a sexual preference, it doesn't mean you're bisexual. It means you're a loser.

Wow! I'd love to break a tooth on one of those!

She is a walking Petri dish.

@5
Nah, it means you're a REALLY bid slut.

Open up, motherfucker

Apparently somebody only had 2 dollah.

Sorry but that's gross.. why does she even bother with a bra?? Those bags of silicon aren't moving any where.. just stick some tape over your nipples and call it a day.

Proof once again that you can put tits on damn near anything and make it better. Fake tits are easily the best thing science has produced since microwave burritos.

Who goes out in nothing but lingerie and a jacket? Actually, nvm...don't answer that...

Not bad

This Banckock booberella got a superb body minus the inflatables...Id kiss Paris Hilton before i kiss this spit swapper.

THOSE AIN"T REAL!!!!

THOSE AIN"T REAL!!!!

If Vince Shomio likes to kiss, he should seek this chic...

How anyone can be attracted to that is beyond me.

What a slunt

The bruise on her thigh is real hot...

i dont remember those things being quite so large...

Please, get her and Octomom and shoot them both in the face.

Excuse me but could you bend over the side of my boat...I don't want to damage it against the dock.

They have an air valve underneath. She just pulls into a local 7-11 and drops a quarter in the ole air machine, and *presto* - Monster-Boobs

"Except I don't know where the pot of gold is."

good one, fish. :-D

Do you know what would look really good with those clown tits? Huge floppy red shoes.

She is filthy, but I would like to play with those fun bags.

mmm... boobz... but 'er face!! Agh.

Where is daisy at? Perfect spot for a "fake......shadows are all wrong" comment.

i love em this real.

I'd like to thank the previous posters - been feeling a bit down lately and reading these witty-isms has me laughing my ass off. Well done!!!

Did she get a new set of implants? She admitted they were fake before. But these look bigger and more bolted-on!

She should just bite the bullet and do porn... oh wait...

its obvious she has gotten bigger implants and i wonder how far would she go the next time? those are almost as big as her midget body, geeeeeeeeez :X

you can see the sickle cells just oozing out of this monkey lover. She probably voted for Obomma.

this chick is a never was. Let her fade into oblivion.

Those are one of the most obviously fake boobjobs I've everseen. Does any celebrity still has natural boobs? That's so pathetic.

Uhhgg.
I'll take small realies over big fakies anyday.
Those things just look silly.

Those have to be, without a doubt, the most horribly fake-looking breasts I've ever seen. I should know, I've got fake breasts. I mean, I'm broke as a joke and I could afford more realistic looking shit than that.

Her fifteen minutes were up a loooooong time ago....

Next.

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I'd stil poke her in the bung hole!

ugly ass leprechaun

I would hit that...again.

"Tila Tequila's breasts don't look out of place"

They wouldn't look out of place in a quarry.

Lovely little tight body. Boobs are a big no-no, but the rest is fine. I would so much hit that...

I once killed one of those in Khe Sanh, back in 1968, when hunting in the area was legal... I fucked it then shot it in the face.

They can put a man on the moon, but they can't make fake boobs with natural looking cleavage? What is science FOR anyway?

am i the only one who find her less attractive than an ugly green pink dotted martian ?

47, no you aren't. this lousy attention whore is over her 15 minute limit and using up someone else's credit fo another 15. she is hideous inside and out. i wouldn't fuck her even if i lost a bet.

ching chong ding dong... me love you long time....2 dolla make me holla...she's looks like a beast from the east! yuckers!

ching chong ding dong... me love you long time....2 dolla make me holla...she's looks like a beast from the east! yuckers!

Yay! Who's this!?

Is it just me or do i see a lill penis there!?

I'm wondering why she's carrying her toilet bag!?

WTF do you keep posting pictures of this little troll? Don't you know... everytime I see her, my penis goes into hiding for at least three days. Why? Why?

Wow, she is beautiful and has such a great personality. I would jump at a chance to join her dating show. She's a definite star who should be making her own movies. I love her, can't get enough of her. She gorgeous!

you know what, I would still do her.

There should be a 60 min special on how painful that implant must be.... Hell it looks painful.

kingofbeer - I was thinking the same thing. Look how stretched out her skin is. It must hurt like hell. And it must kill all sensation. I'll keep the feeling in mine, thanks just the same.

Those would sit the same way whether she had the bra on or not, or even if she stood on her head, for all that.

She could be an attractive women if she got rid of the implants and stopped acting like a whore. This is why people from other women think American women are immoral and skanky

God damn it, she's stupid and vapid! Why the fuck do we make celebrities out of people like this?

the BIG question:
WHEN ARE THEY GONNA EXPLODE, folks?

Look at those implants. She'll never have to worry about drowning when she is pushed off a boat. In fact, I would like to push her off a boat in the dark of night, you know, like Natalie Wood. He....He.....He....Ha.....Ha...Ha. Who would miss her anyway.

When she's 20 years older the twins will slide down over her waist with a bunch of stretch marks where her "tits" used to be. What a lovely sight to behold.......

Her boobs look like they'd feel really hard. The skin is stretch over them probably as tight as it will possibly go.

Hola!

Hai!

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First of all, how does she stand up? If I were that short and had sweater cows that big, I would fall on my face. Waiting to see that happen...

She looks like one of those BRATZ dolls

Oh yah Ted Nugent made her cry, and thats why he is the Motor City Madman!

these rice whores all look alike. All these Asian fucks have deformed looking faces, and only through plastic surgery can they even come close to looking like a real human.

Will someone please just punch this moon-faced gook cunt in the head & let's call it a day.

my sister thinks all asians look like they have down syndrome.

my sister thinks all asians look like they have down syndrome.

ah yes Tila, many moons ago my boy used to date her when he was in the import scene big time and she was by far the dumbest and sluttiest girl ever. There was a term we used to say, "The town bicycle, everyone gets a ride." She has to be the ugliest Asian girl I have seen that's on media. My two hands couldn't cover her face because she looks like a bean sprout.

she is icky.

Look she got new boobs. Her former breast implants were nearly as obnoxious...

I'd hit it.

everyone knows asian girls are self-conscious about their flat faces and flat bodies, so they try to make up for it with big fake titties.

everyone knows asian girls are self-conscious about their flat faces and flat bodies, so they try to make up for it with big fake titties.

i miss randal.

If I can get a shot to get rid of whatever STD she has, I would love to nail it. Several times and in as many positions i can get in.

I don't know what the haters have against Tila. put they should stop...it's not like we want her to her you and decide that she needs to put on a shirt or something.

let's get her on a spaceship and watch those disgustingly fake
thingers explode!

She looks delicious!! love her very much. I saw her at dating
site ____T a l l m e e t . c o m___last week. I am wondering
what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.