Apr 29 2009Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick will shut you up. With twins!

first

They're such a cute couple. If you're a horse, that is.

with the sideburns he looks like he is trying to be wolverine. FAIL

That look in his eyes says it all....

So... surrogate or knocked up mistress?

Way to Go!! I love this couple..Congratulations!!

she's 44, she probably CAN'T have kids on her own anymore, sheesh.

Men, we've got to band together and save one of our own. Can't you read the screeeeeaming cries for help across Matt's pitiful face? Great Scott!!

I'll stay behind and guard the ship.

he looks like the unhappiest man on earth - and rightfully so.

He has come a long way. From spunky Ferris Beuller to this... sad, sad shell of his former self. Lose the sideburns and and at least try to look happy, Matthew. You are an actor, right? For inspiration, watch how Brad Pitt is doing it.

On second thought, maybe Brad isn't doing it so well. They both have the same look of despair and hound-dog eyes. Like trapped animals.

And as for Sarah, sporting bed-head hair isn't enough to make people think all is well in the Broderick-Parker boudoir. And the raccoon eye makeup can look really sexy when you are in your twenties. After forty, not so much. Seen Pamela Anderson lately? She and SJ both look like they could cackle really convincingly.

*haha* the happiness in his face!

Yup. He's got the look of a man who is "trapped". And she's got the look of a woman who got her way. I'm guessing the "surrogate" is the chic he cheated on her with.

They wouldn't have need a surrogate if they wanted a pony.

I think it's so funny her husband doesn't even want to bang her! Haaaaaaaaa! Ugly horse face!

That's the look that was on every guy's face who was dragged to the "Sex in the City" movie.

lol, seriously.
This guy needs to dump her ass, move to Miami, develop a coke habit, and bang college dance club groupies. He's fucking Ferris Bueller for christ sake.

I remember reading in a gossip rag many years ago before they were married that she was hell-bent on getting him to marry her and was even gonna "get preganant so he'd HAVE to marry her". I believed it then and I believe it NOW. She will do ANYTHING to keep her hooks in him and - like others have pointed out - he looks like he's in his own personal living Hell. Remember what a cute kid he was? He's aged 50 years since meeting this broad!

Congrats to them! Only am not sure if the kids will be happy with their ugly parents!

Money makes up a lot but still.Uglyness is a big problem in the world.

That's the look of every man who's with a "liberated" woman.

Could you imagine being married to horse face? Especially now after he got caught banging some other chick...... ugh.

I bet her mouth goes a hundred miles a minute given her Jewish American Princess background.

Somehow I'd just love to punch this broad right in the face.

I seem to recall that he was responsible for a car accident which left one or two people dead while he was vacationing in GB. Long time ago - pre marriage to Mr. Ed.

If so, makes you think that Karma truly does exist and he's the poster child.

Fuck. Talk about your "Dead Man Walking" look.

I bet she'd be a nice ass fuck

Hios hair and sideburns combo makes him look like Bob Cratchitt from SCROOGE.

Carrie: "Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous."

Yes, excellent, by all means fall in love with yourself. That makes you such a wonderful person to be with. Just look at what happened to Bueller.

Dude-- grab your jar and run!!

FAIL

That is the look of a man who has surrendered. Poor sod.

I agree with just most of you, he looks weathered & his speedometer needs some rollin back

Not to say Ferris looks like the Squire of Gothos, but...

YOU BROKE MY SWORD!!

I wonder if anyone will consider if her new kids look like the same brand of shoe that is her face?

You are all VILE people. She looks very pretty here - her eyes are stunning and that dress is absolutely fabulous. And of course his sideburns are odd but I'm assuming that's for a role. And guess what - HE'S NOT FERRIS BUELLER. He's aged because he's older, and life is not a movie. I'm sure their relationship isn't perfect but who the fu** are you people to comment on it.

Why am I here? Jesus Christ you're all disgusting.

hoping it is neither her eggs or his sperm.

He looks like he wants to stab the fuck outta her.

It's so obvious, after broderick killed those two girls in the England car crash a settlement was reached in which broderick would be married to a horse chosen by the victims' family, as die hard fans of the fim "Hocus Pocus" it was a given that Broderick would be married to the horse-witch SJP

@33 - take your righteousness, wad it up into a little ball, and shove it right up your tight ass.

OMG is BAR Rafaeli cheating on LEO?

Weird looking people need to stay together in order minimize the OMGness of the universe.

Giver her a carrot and while she is occupied, maybe he can escape!

wow, could they look any happier?

geez, they look miserable.

Gee, don't Neil Young & Mr. Ed make a lovely couple?

You're all ignoring a very important fact here: Matthew Broderick is gay as the dya is long. Goes a long(er) way towards explaining that expression...

Who is SJP kidding? Is she honestly looking into her husband's eyes? He looks dead and uninterested. Matthew has checked out.......how sad, isn't it just like a couple who are on the verge of a divorce to think about having another kid???? I give it 6 months.

Her bod is rockin' in those pics.

...but that head....

It's the case of the dog that didn't bark, as our time-traveling Moriarty knows all too well. #44 is correct - having a kid is often the way couples on the verge look to rekindle their relationship, and when you're rich like these two, I guess you just hire someone else to do all the labor. Mazel tov!.

yeah, nobody has kids in order to save their marriage.

His eyes are screaming!!!

Matthew, it's Guy Ritchie on the phone for you. He says "Run! Run NOW!"

He looks thrilled!!!

sweet chops, man.

best. picture. ever

The eyes say more than ANY, ANY, ANY words could. Or perhaps they are simply saying... "fucked".

#33 -- He's aged because he's older, and life is not a movie.

For an example of how to age well, google some picks of John Stamos. Still as smokin' hot as he was over 20 years ago. Sure, he's probably had some help, but if so, it was great help, and who cares when he looks like he does?

Of course, a smile and some life in the eyes can do as much or more than all the botox/surgery/facials in the world.

#42 !!! So right!!! I never saw Neil look so sad, though.

I read the whole thread, and am more confused than ever.

@4 No Shit. This has aged him ten years and he didn't even have to pork her. It's not like he has a choice: she has all the money.

I saw her in a broadway show once. I actually like SJP, I met her too afterwards. In person, she' s much softer looking and prettier. In photos she looks a bit jagged and harsh, but she's really cool though.

Matthew always looks so fucking unhappy in every photo with her.

You have to give him acting credit. Here Mr. ED is all smiles completely oblivious to the fact that her husband is gay.

James WIlkie Broderick? That's dangerously close to James Wilkes Booth

Clearly none of you have ever actually seen a movie with Matthew Broderick in it. He's always had sort of a deadpan look to him. More so when he's exasperated by something. Let's see, he just had the press go nuts over his alleged cheating (OK, he probably did it, but none of us were there, were we?), and he's got a camera shoved in his face at the moment. His expression could just as much have something to do with those facts as with the woman who's draped all over him.

And you know what? That business about a woman "sticking her claws in" a guy is just nonsense. Welcome to the world of no-fault divorce, where you can ditch the wife simply because she snores too loudly. It's not like he's a blue-collar guy who never knows when he will have work. He can afford alimony and child support. People in Hollywood get divorced all the time. For that matter, if he's gay, who cares? How many famous people are openly gay now, and we like 'em in spite of that? Nathan Lane, anyone? There's no reason for Broderick to stay with Parker if he doesn't want to.

I think people just want to say nasty misogynist things without being called on it, that's what I think. I was kinda hoping to see people outraged that here's another famous couple legitimizing using a woman as a brood mare, but apparently not. Why is that?

Poor bastard. His eyes are crying out for help.

So what's the big deal? The child they have now isn't "theirs". SJP faked a pregnancy and they adopted him.

I'm sure there will be pretty some "NOISE" indahouse!!

When asked for comment, Ms. Parker couldn't respond, as she was a little hoarse...

ferris can't handle sara jessica's success & money so like most other celeb men with super successful wive's, he has resorted to cheating. so sara jessica isn't the prettiest (that's not the point), she is a far better catch than her husband-- smart, iconic, and classy & private about her life. so leave sara jessica alone!

Yeah, that's just what they need, twins will make everything all right again! Like they have so much time to attend two newborns, please its obvious he is just not that into her anymore he is just pleasing her to shut the rumors that's all!

Interesting couple, i can't help wondering how they get along since they don't seem to have very much in common

oh fuck, ferris bueller just died in my heart.