Apr 29 2009Sam Lutfi slapped with three year restraining order
After a lengthy court battle with Britney Spears' conservatorship, a judge has issued a permanent restraining order preventing Sam "I'll Piss On Your Grave" Lutfi from going anywhere near the pop singer or her children. Jon Eardley, an attorney who claimed Britney tried to hire him, has also been shut down, according to TMZ:
Britney and both her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, are protected under the order. Lutfi and Jon Eardley are not allowed to go within 100 yards of Brit's home, job or workplace.
Sam and Jon also have to stay away from K-Fed's place and any of Britney's family members' homes.
The conservators filed for the restraining order because they said Lutfi and Jon were trying to torpedo the conservatorship by contacting Britney behind their backs.
I like how they included Kevin in the restraining order. I'm sure they didn't have to, but it's nice they make him feel special. Also, he earned his Britney-money the old-fashioned way: Knocking up an insane rich woman. You gotta respect that.

Reader Comments
1. pappy smeary - April 29, 2009 10:14 AM
First!!!!! i know im killing myself right now
2. carolyn - April 29, 2009 10:21 AM
What an ugly piece of shit. Britney and everyone associated with her all look dirty.
3. carolyn - April 29, 2009 10:21 AM
What an ugly piece of shit. Britney and everyone associated with her all look dirty.
4. Kelley - April 29, 2009 10:26 AM
He "heard" his money the old-fashioned way ??
5. WHODEY - April 29, 2009 10:44 AM
http://jfect.mybrute.com
6. the world according to ROUGH! - April 29, 2009 10:48 AM
I was a little hard on Brit Brit the other day about her mishap with the strings! ive seen it happen all the time with low budget strippers! keep going Brit Brit dont be a shame!
7. Rhialto - April 29, 2009 11:26 AM
I don't understand why this douchbag needs a restraining order.Isn't it enough that BS doesn't want to do anything with him? Bad genes and weak.
8. Sauron - April 29, 2009 11:30 AM
I don't need a restraining order for somebody bothering me.I'm taking care of these assholes myself.
9. mikeock - April 29, 2009 11:55 AM
Somebody should tell him that stupid hair thing under his lip looks like a 3rd eyebrow.
10. LPB - April 29, 2009 5:06 PM
Good. Sic Semper Losers!
11. LPB - April 29, 2009 5:09 PM
Good. Sic Semper Losers!
12. Joe Blow - April 29, 2009 5:11 PM
OK... so... on a woman, when she trims her pubes into a thin vertical line, they call it a "landing strip".
So is that a landing strip for cocks on Lufti's chin?
13. gerard vandenberg - April 30, 2009 6:47 AM
He can't blame anyone.
IT WAS HIS CHOICE TO MEET & GREET A "CRAZY MULE", folks!!
14. The Gaborg - April 30, 2009 8:36 AM
Only on the grounds of possession of That Fuckin' Face, he shoulda been slapped with whale penis.
15. Narcissist - May 3, 2009 1:24 AM
If he keeps carrying that food around, Britney will come to him.