Apr 30 2009Lindsay & Ali Lohan learn to surf

Is it bad that i'd totally slam her sister?

i'd stick it in both of them,get a little cross contamination going.

I'd fuck them both till I got bored.

Where is Jaws when we need him?

Well, her sister is hot as hell. Keep her away from the rest of the family.

It looks as if Ali has a new set of teeth! And her breasts look really fake. I had doubts before, but I am now convinced they let that 14 year old get implants...

Waiting till the clock strikes 18.

1. Lindsay is wearing the swimsuit Tara Reid should wear.

2. There needs to be an "ultra rapid aging" exception to the consent law, because Ali is already way past 18 in lohan years. When she's 18 human years, she'll be 30 lohan years.

Pic 2 - Is it even called a nipple "slip" when it's that blatant?

why are they so damn white after spending all that time in the sun? what happened to the fake tan?

They dont look a day over 40

With apologies to Indiana Jones:

It's not the years, it's the mileage.

I think of that quote every time I see this girl.

I just realized the sister bears a resemblance to the ex-girlfriend, especially in pic 15. Coincidence?

Good looks continue to spread through the Lohan family tree, as seen by her sister Ali. Yet, let's not take anything away from the fires of creation that Lindsay will always be. Fire meets water and water turns to steam!

Randal

Whomever the doctor was that put those water bags in Ali needs to be shut down. Disgusting... it's so obvious.

Never thought I'd see the day - Randal just make a herpes joke.

It's about time Ali took over the Lohan paparazzi mantle. Lindsay needs to retire those saggy puppies of hers.

They aren't surfing.
The ocean is just spitting them out.

Punchington Out

this isn't surfing but it's not bad either.

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Damn, I would fuck lil sis Ali with Samantha Ronson's dick

@ #9 star_bury . . .

you need new glasses if you see a nipple in that pic . . . wow . .

I remember Ali Lohan getting interviewed on Letterman a few months back. Dave looked ready to tear her a new one... until she opened her mouth and revealed that despite how much make-up or how many push-up bras Dina has stuck her in, she was still very much a 13-year old girl. She even made the fairly self-aware remark "I don't know how I ended up on your show." And David Letterman did the smartest thing he could do - he talked to her. She seemed to enjoy the talk, which saddened me a bit. If the most conversation she's had in a long time came from David Letterman, than something is very wrong in the Lohan Household.

Yeah, Mujaki, but he introduced her as Lindsey Lohan.

I see these two doing sister girl-on-girl hardcore porno the day after Ali turns 18.

Epic Fail

How do you stay florescent in Hawaii?

@1

It's bad if you wouldn't.

@1 Is it bad that i'd totally slam her sister?

Fuck yeah, if you mean Ali's sister . . .

ali has fake tits.......isnt she a little young?

ali has fake tits.......isnt she a little young?

Why isn't the little one in school?

Those boards a fucking ridiculously huge. Are the using SUP boards without paddles or something?

You know the pencil test, where you know you have saggy boobs if you can hold a pencil under there? Lindsay could hold a Sunday NY Times up with those giant flapjacks.

And they both have that permanent "eww what's that smell?" expession on their faces. Big turnoff.

enough with these freckle-faced fucks, we get it... i dont wanna see either of these two again till you have a pic of some labia hangin out

Are my eyes playing tricks on me? I hope those are not breast implants on lil Ali, cause those muffins are way too young for stuffin...

Hmmm lets see! shell look a lot like her mom! but im not able to tell if shes going to be prettier than lilo though...only time will tell!

school ?

no other subject needed...

bye bye babe : )

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@22 Mujaki:
That...that actually broke my heart a little. What a fucked up way to grow up.

Look at her trying to turn on the charm with that big grin. It doesn't work anymore. She's like an old dog with cancer that tries to be all energetic and play fetch with you the way it did when it was young, but when it barks it sounds like all hoarse and piteous, and you just want to cry.

nice fake cans on the 15 yr old sister

keep up with the facts, please.
..................THIS WOMAN ID DYING, folks!!

Herpetic potential continues to spread through the Lohan family tree, as seen by her sister Ali. Yet, let's not take anything away from the fire crotch that Lindsay will always be. Fire meets water and water is extinguished!

Randal's Evil Left Nut

Ali's face is butt ugly... ok body though... looks very similar to her sister's

Proof postive that fish is much less fattening than protein laden spooge...

The perverts continue to stare at the body of 15 year-old Ali.
It's easy to see why they're jealous.
As beautiful as Lindsay is,Ali is probably even prettier.

I love how everyone makes these stupid assumptions about fake tits. ALI DOES NOT HAVE IMPLANTS PEOPLE. HELLO!!! She just stuffed her bra with those little chicken cutlets. I bet you are the same people that say Lindsday's are real. HELLO. No fucking clue people. Start talking when you know what you are talking about.

Photo 2 is promising looking but how about to stand upright on the board?

Her sis is doing a better job,she's on her knees.

What's the age of her sis? Anybody knows?

Chicken cutlets do not stay in a bathing suit while youre surfing. Ali has fake tits. Its apparent in the picture that she is leaning forward on the board...they stay perfectly perky and round but look like they are trying to run away from eachother. I have fakies and mine look exactly the same as Ali's. Lindsays are fake too.

What brand is the bathing suit that Lindsay's wearing?

Youre all fat fucking losers who dont know shit and live in alabama and fuck pigs.

lindsey is my idol... anyone who says she isnt beautifull, show your face. then we will see what you compensating for...

THEY ARE EXTREMELY LARGE BOARDS, FOR SURE. THEY'RE A LOT BIGGER THAN MY WINDSURFING BOARDS WHICH HAVE TO CARRY A RIG, TOO. MUST BE A SLOW WAY TO LEARN SURFING. NOTHING WRONG WITH THE WAY EITHER OF THE GIRLS LOOK, THOUGH, UNLESS YOU'RE NUTTY.

too skinny and too pale!

Pic #4 She has nooo ass or ass muscles. Looks like a 15 yr old boys ass. Anyone who'd want to have this is fucked. She must never eat and I'm surprised she can even move to surf. Where are her muscles? So sad....This whole stay skinny thing is getting insane with the celebs. They look like they have been in concentration camps.

Great just what we need another pompous airhead crowding the waves.

Lindsay's sister is so much hotter than her.

Ali Lohan looks like Taryn Manning plus Dina Lohan...please, for the love of all that claims to be holy, end this girl's miserable existance.

she is ulgy white =/

Lindsay is on the way down

World Swimwear has the cutest swimsuits.. Lindsay looks nice in most of her swimsuit choices.

implants? wtf are you kidding me? REALLY NOT