Apr 16 2009Kendra Wilkinson's breasts and a midget. True story.
Here's Kendra Wilkinson doing God-knows-what at the Santa Monica pier yesterday with Wee-Man. I'm inclined to think these pics were staged, but then again, who doesn't always have a midget handy? Shit, I keep one on me 24/7. *looks in pocket* Not again.. Anyone know where I can find the world's tiniest shower curtain? No reason.

Reader Comments
1. Jamie Foxx - April 16, 2009 3:25 PM
"midget" is a derogatory term. As Kendra knows very well, they prefer to be called "scaled-to-white-penis-size" people.
2. Zee Brat - April 16, 2009 3:26 PM
Kendra fucking rocks.
3. Richard McBeef - April 16, 2009 3:27 PM
Face is jacked, tits are nice. meh, i'd fuck her with wee-man's wee.
4. Jrz - April 16, 2009 3:30 PM
Her husband-to-be must feel such love for her when he sees these.
5. Jackson - April 16, 2009 3:32 PM
Dunno...she tries really really really hard, but she still seems whiter than white to me. Besides, it's only fun when you see the shocked look on a prissy miss-manners white girl's face when you first stick your blacksnake in (halfway, you don't want her to pass out before she can get used to it).
6. bloodyknows - April 16, 2009 3:36 PM
there are at the world powersliding championships. powersliding is this gay sport where people slide on their stomachs down rails and lame shit like that.
7. Randal - April 16, 2009 3:38 PM
Kendra is a beautiful actress and model who has created quite the name for herself in the entertainment industry. She has an excellent touch for writing football commentary, as seen on the blog of the Philadelphia Eagles. Smarts and good looks make a deadly combination.
Randal
8. Britney - April 16, 2009 3:38 PM
Call me when they hold the world powersnailtrailing championship!
9. AtomicCoffee - April 16, 2009 3:39 PM
That's no midget! That's Wee Man, Jackass!
10. hefner - April 16, 2009 3:41 PM
Damn. Did she see something resembling a stripper pole and get the urge all over again? At least her breasts will keep her from falling off of those railings. Hmmm, pipes that fit well between her chest. Amazing!
11. Janey - April 16, 2009 3:43 PM
I keep my midget in my vagina.
12. Janey - April 16, 2009 3:44 PM
I keep my midget in my vagina.
13. C. Everett Koop - April 16, 2009 3:46 PM
"Smarts and good looks make a deadly combination."
Actually in the age of AIDS I'd say sluttiness and a preference for black men is a deadly combination.
14. Richard McBeef - April 16, 2009 3:54 PM
@9 - idiot much?
15. Fred Smithson - April 16, 2009 4:11 PM
Sooo is that a midget in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
16. meh - April 16, 2009 4:13 PM
she is not gonna age well.
17. Kelley - April 16, 2009 4:17 PM
Holy blatant plastic tits, Batman !!!
18. GuyHolly - April 16, 2009 4:18 PM
did she get them things even bigger than before?
19. FRIST!!! - April 16, 2009 4:21 PM
Where's Jimbo and Veggi? It's my day off!!
Shut up.....
20. Jrz - April 16, 2009 4:24 PM
She looks too much like Denise Richards for my comfort zone.
21. el ces - April 16, 2009 4:32 PM
I want her. Mmm mmm.
22. Anthony - April 16, 2009 4:36 PM
I've no desire to penetrate a whore that's been soiled with the semen of lower simians.
23. Rossco - April 16, 2009 4:48 PM
Just did a quick search, and there are pictures with Wee-Man from this "shoot" on her Myspace
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=1557158&albumID=53899&imageID=47982998#a=53899&i=47982998
24. Apes In the White House - April 16, 2009 4:50 PM
I'm so terrified of the Blacks! I know they all want to rape my wife and take my stuff, I can tell even though I don't actually know any black people. All I know is GOD told me that I'm special and that black people are lower than me. But why, GOD, can't I stop thinking about them??? It's a good thing I have so much free time to post here, being an unemployed retard who blames Obama for my situation. Oops, time to change to another name so people will think there are dozens of us hate-filled knobs.
25. spamfighter - April 16, 2009 4:58 PM
#7 - if she a model, then why the fat ass in picture #7?
#24 - it is because ALL black men have very very large penises which your daughter can't resist. Don't worry, she'll still marry a nice short-dick whiteman.
26. Max Planck - April 16, 2009 5:00 PM
So THAT"S why cleavage goes up and down instead of across.
27. AdoraNightshade - April 16, 2009 5:24 PM
Look at the fourth picture, her boobs are so fake.
What a turn off.
28. Christina - April 16, 2009 5:41 PM
24# you are spot on.
29. Rhialto - April 16, 2009 7:17 PM
Holy crap! What's this all about?
30. Darth - April 16, 2009 7:20 PM
Any sextape of these two available?
31. heide - April 16, 2009 7:35 PM
man, if i take of my clothes will someone give me a camera to pose so pretty like her... She looks kinda she has some kind of syndrome going on.. minus all the fake plastic surgery she has gotten done. BARF
32. AMO - April 16, 2009 8:19 PM
Jackson: You're crackin my shit up!
33. StopIt - April 16, 2009 8:40 PM
LITTLE PERSON, not "midget". Thank you. It's like saying "n****" to a black person.
34. gerard Vandenberg - April 17, 2009 12:02 AM
be confident: THIS KIND OF "RUBBISH" WOM'T BE SEEN IN EUROPE, folks!!
35. Charlie Caligula - April 17, 2009 12:22 AM
I bet she gets her ass kicked during sex.
36. Charley Kane - April 17, 2009 12:30 AM
This man is clearly a dwarf - midgets look like kids, dwarves look like adults who have fallen into a car press.
37. Tom K - April 17, 2009 10:03 AM
I know her fiancé NFL football player Hank Baskett must so proud of this little whore.
I wonder what he thinks when he sees pictures like this?
He probably thinks , "Damn yo I'm the luckiest fuckin guy in the world yo, that's my boo up there on those poles with that midget, she so classy yo."
So fucking hilarious!!! lol
38. Donkey Dong - April 17, 2009 10:23 AM
ATTENTION. ATTENTION.
Testicles.
That is all.
39. centro - April 17, 2009 12:33 PM
Are they orginal?
40. errr... - April 20, 2009 5:04 PM
Does anyone else think she looks like Elizabeth Berkley of "Showgirls" fame?
oh, wait- I guess it should be Showgirls "fame"...
*snort*
41. me - April 21, 2009 3:40 PM
i really like those louboutins she's wearing...
42. Jason - May 1, 2009 8:25 AM
wee man is a mark ass busta....kendra is a hoe!!