Apr 19 2009Joss Stone's butt: Because why not?
Here's Joss Stone at Coachella wearing a skirt that might be just a tad too short for someone performing on an elevated stage. Just a tad. You know, when I post pics like these, I think about the spaceship that crashed here on Earth carrying me as an infant and wonder, "Am I truly inspiring humans to greatness?" And the answer is "Yes. Yes, I am." Now who wants some space sex? Ladies?
Photos: Pacific Coast News, WENN
Reader Comments
1. Darth - April 19, 2009 5:24 PM
@nd
2. Katie - April 19, 2009 6:04 PM
Good for her, no cellulite :)
3. patrickridyard@yahoo.com - April 19, 2009 6:09 PM
i will kiss one time in the ass o.k
4. Darth - April 19, 2009 6:10 PM
Hard to say what's on photo 2 and 4.
5. Nero - April 19, 2009 6:21 PM
Look for the wet spot?
6. Jigga - April 19, 2009 6:24 PM
Joss Stone's vag, as well, it appears.
7. CustomMonkey - April 19, 2009 6:26 PM
I was more interested in the camel toe in pic 2.
8. casualencounters.com/blog - April 19, 2009 6:26 PM
Who the hell is this no-talent porker and why is she gaying up the front page with her fat ass.
9. amanda - April 19, 2009 6:33 PM
time to buy a new razor blade for those armpits...
10. WP - April 19, 2009 7:00 PM
She's cute in a natural way.
11. Minty - April 19, 2009 7:07 PM
@8 yaaaawn!
12. Darken - April 19, 2009 7:17 PM
Only a Miller High Life in the last pic would make this classier.
13. Fuck U - April 19, 2009 7:26 PM
Who the fuck is this cunt and why is she here?
14. The Laughing G-D - April 19, 2009 7:37 PM
People pay to watch Nascar, live, for the same reason they pay higher prices at concerts for front row seats. The chance to see an explosion.
15. pointandlaugh - April 19, 2009 7:44 PM
mmmmm I can smell her vag from here.
16. Ohnoyoudidn't - April 19, 2009 7:48 PM
Doesn't this qualify as child pornography?
17. The One Who Knows - April 19, 2009 8:06 PM
With that face I'm waiting for her to OINK. BFD. Tina Turner danced and sang with no panties. You should have seen the jaws on that one. North Hollywood Ca 1970 at the Lazy X on Vanowen. And that bitch was hot in them der days !!! And still is going.
18. HankTheDwarf - April 19, 2009 8:10 PM
CAMEL TOE CAMEL TOE CAMEL TOE CAMEL TOE
19. Serious-LEE - April 19, 2009 8:30 PM
#15, So 22 year olds fall in the category of child pornography now? Man I am going to be going to jail for a long time soon then.
20. jim - April 19, 2009 8:41 PM
@16... hardly, she's like 22 now. Foolish man.
21. Andy - April 19, 2009 9:13 PM
@10 right on the money she is smoking and aint all fake
22. tromba - April 19, 2009 10:07 PM
Simply edible!
23. L. - April 19, 2009 11:38 PM
Well, at least she's wearing panties.
24. Pedobear - April 20, 2009 12:01 AM
TOO OLD
She used to be hot around age 16
25. gerard Vandenberg - April 20, 2009 12:38 AM
AMERICANS SIMPLY "INVITE" PEOPLE TO FUCK THEM, folks!!
26. jc - April 20, 2009 1:05 AM
um, she's not american? she's a brit, I believe....
27. Kitty - April 20, 2009 4:45 AM
@9 - Haha, I am not the only one who by-passed the panties and thought, "Damn, woman, get yourself a sharper blade!" I think we are the only women here--only a chick would notice something like that in the face of 1/10 inch of exposed, panty-clad vagina.
28. ----------- - April 20, 2009 5:39 AM
jeasus, she is fucking hideous! that face! and she's a bit porky or think or something....
i prefer my women without loads of holes in their face as well....
29. mikeock - April 20, 2009 7:06 AM
Hippie chicks always smell like a fish fry.
30. Amanda - April 20, 2009 7:15 AM
She's hot and she doesn't shave her armpits. Totally seductive and sexy~ Love her.
31. mikeock - April 20, 2009 7:49 AM
I like that last picture where she's airing the taste of granola and balls off her tongue.
32. liz4sale - April 20, 2009 8:17 AM
ive never really liked joss stone..she just rubs me the wrong way for some reason..maybe its that hideous nose ring. i mean shes not horribly ugly, altho i dont like those squinty little eyes.. maybe thats it. i duno.
33. Lindsay Lohan - April 20, 2009 8:26 AM
I love her. Does anyone know if she's single?
34. dude - April 20, 2009 9:28 AM
splended way to kick off my new week:D LOVE the toe in pic 2 hehehe did i mention id hit that
35. FACE - April 20, 2009 9:33 AM
Wow - what a piece of overrated white trash
36. Jimbo - April 20, 2009 9:47 AM
It'd be much hotter if she didn't have the I-just-ripped-one stinkface expression. It's such a shame that a girl's butthole has to be functional.
37. Parker - April 20, 2009 10:20 AM
who is she and why would I want to buttfuck her?
38. brooke - April 20, 2009 10:45 AM
pic #2 is clearly NSFW...thanks a lot fish.
39. gargoyle - April 20, 2009 11:16 AM
Her "stuff" looks like it could be very unclean.
40. nasto - April 20, 2009 11:39 AM
Pic #7 is THE Joss Stone style I hate.. the annoying "yeah, I can stick my tongue out, I'm so cute" pose..
41. the thing is - April 20, 2009 1:08 PM
@27- "bypassed her vag"
You lie, because you had to click on that pick to see her raised arm, and it's the only picture with her arm raised that exposed her vagina.
Nice try, but you have once again proved that women like vaginas too, and that women don't lie very well.
42. Erica - April 20, 2009 2:59 PM
She's cute in a natural, fresh-faced way.
43. ME - April 21, 2009 6:23 AM
Now this is what pimply face white boys like!!!
44. ME - April 21, 2009 6:25 AM
Now this is what pimply face white boys like!!!
45. Look with your eyes - April 21, 2009 10:33 PM
I don't see any panties here, just vag
46. Aurealous - April 22, 2009 3:39 AM
I saw pussy!
47. Aurealous - April 22, 2009 3:39 AM
I saw pussy!
48. boner - May 2, 2009 4:00 PM
looks like your mums vag