Hulk Hogan: 'O.J. Simpson had the right idea'

Hulk Hogan's lawyer should probably teach the Hulkster about premeditated murder, because he just openly admitted to wanting to go O.J. on his ex-wife Linda and her boyfriend Charley, according to Page Six:
"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
Here's where O.J. was smart, Hulk, while you're obviously distracted from having sex with Brooke's clone: The Juice had the foresight to kill his ex-wife without announcing his plans during the divorce proceedings thus costing him precious money he needed to beat murder charges. Now, I'm not saying you shouldn't go through with it, just know you're working with a severe handicap and pretty much gave up the element of surprise. Then again, these two don't look like readers, so hang in there. No one likes a quitter.

Reader Comments
1. Que - April 15, 2009 11:31 AM
Que terrible.
2. Miguelote - April 15, 2009 11:31 AM
FIRST!!!! AND FIRST COMMENT ON THIS SITE!
3. Rough Daddy - April 15, 2009 11:37 AM
He could have? why didnt he? it wasnt scripted? Well, I do feel your pain anyway Hulkamania....
4. bakinmycake - April 15, 2009 11:38 AM
I wonder if they get their hair done together?
5. Phil - April 15, 2009 11:41 AM
@Miguelote
Fail you wet bell end
6. Nick Hogan - April 15, 2009 11:42 AM
Hey Dad, I can take him out for a ride if you want me to...
7. Susie - April 15, 2009 11:43 AM
thats some messed up shit! Go Get em Hulk, do work!!
8. Susie - April 15, 2009 11:43 AM
thats some messed up shit! Go Get em Hulk, do work!!
9. Venom - April 15, 2009 11:46 AM
To the person who wrote this, are you mentally retarded?
OJ and Nicole had been divorced for years before she was killed.
If you are going to write an article and try to be snide and clever, at least get your facts correct before you make an ass out of yourself.
10. Bb - April 15, 2009 11:50 AM
I understand the thrill of being the first ten comments now.
11. kingnoony - April 15, 2009 11:53 AM
like chris rock said, " i ain't saying what o.j. did was right, i'm jus' saying...i understand it". (and so do i (wink, wink))
12. RichPort's Ghost - April 15, 2009 11:55 AM
I'm sure the Hulkster will console himself by rubbing something on his daughter's ass. Something...
13. Blubble - April 15, 2009 12:10 PM
Driving an Escalade and living in Hulk's house can't be worth having to fuck that old bag Linda.
14. Dangelo - April 15, 2009 12:11 PM
ROIDS MAN
15. Fashion Trends - April 15, 2009 12:24 PM
Why is the hulk wearing those silly boots?
16. Vince Lombardi - April 15, 2009 12:45 PM
Hulkster, I've said this before and I'll say it again: I don't condone wife beating, but I completely understand what turns Mr. Hand into Mr. Fist.
17. Sam Kinison's rotting corpse - April 15, 2009 1:06 PM
Vince, please, attribution. It's all I've got left to look forward to...
18. Gando - April 15, 2009 1:08 PM
who are these?
19. Evan Faine - April 15, 2009 1:13 PM
The Hulkster should Atomic Leg Drop that bastid. Get Scott Hall and Kevin Nash as backup just in case.
20. Wilma Dikfit - April 15, 2009 1:28 PM
Too bad he didnt "get" Budd Dwyer already.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=860c9b9f3b&p=1
21. julieW - April 15, 2009 2:18 PM
This is the greatest headline ever. This is why the Hulk is the man, he doesn't care what comes out his mouth. But upon viewing that picture, I feel safe to say that the Hulkster is better off.
22. Evil - April 15, 2009 2:36 PM
Holy shit dude!
23. Chickie - April 15, 2009 2:58 PM
Goldman and Nicole Simpson were associated via the prostitution rings they both worked for, not romantically acquainted. He was gay..and i doubt OJ killed either of them. So unless Linda is running a whore house around their kids, Hulk should probably mind his own business.
24. surlywench - April 15, 2009 3:23 PM
White thong sandals on a man = Gay as fuck. I can picture her riding him hard with a strap on while yelling "who's your momma!"
25. I CALL LINDA A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE - April 15, 2009 3:31 PM
WHORE!
Rock on Hulk! Go get you some young ass! And, you don't have to kill these two, but a few days in the slammer might be worth leg dropping them in public! I would pay to see that!
26. Watch - April 15, 2009 3:33 PM
I cant believe he said this, Ive seen this guy in movies and tv since i was a kid O.O
27. Steveo - April 15, 2009 4:47 PM
What's funny is the photo of that 19 year old with the brillo pad on his chin.
28. Alex - April 15, 2009 6:04 PM
Can you smell what the hulk is cooking?
29. Tyler Durden - April 15, 2009 6:28 PM
HAIL HULK THE FATHER OF HOLLYWOOD! EVERYONE KNOWS HULK IS A HERO AND A LEGEND. LEAVE IT TO A WOMAN TO TRY TO LEECH OFF OF A GIANT LIKE HIM. THIS SHOWS WHAT THE WOMAN RACE IS MADE OUT OF, ALL THE MORE REASON TO BEAT RAPE MURDER AND SODAMIZE WOMEN LIKE THIS! FUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH I THINK THAT BLONDE KID IS CUTE, TOO. USE SOME TOBASCO LUBE AND GIVE HIM WHAT HE NEEDS!
30. goldwhores - April 15, 2009 10:05 PM
I just sat here for the past five minutes moving my mouse back and forth from this retarded looking golddigger doucheface boy-toy to Hulk's butt fugly white-trash whorefaced ex-old lady repeating over and over again to myself "HE HAS SEX WITH THAT, HEEEEEEE HAS SEX WITH THAAAAAT". As though I was in some kind of transe still trying to fully accept this sick twisted heinous reality. This is a sick world people, a sick SICK fucking world. I am so glad that I have the dignity and self respect to love my cootch more than I love money, as a single lady I would NEVER in a million years have subjected my precious poon to some gross-ass scaly wrinkled aqua velva smelling overcooked hotdog penis just for the sake of money. Golddiggers male or female are fucking pathetic human beings, Itheir prostitutes living a lie, I'd rather live in a fucking box in an alley than fuck the male or female equivalent of this old beast creature. So people if you want to be rich (which is a pretty shallow goal), but if it's what you want earn your own fucking money don't be a worthless waste of skin piece of shit gold digger living off someone else like a fucking fungus and selling your soul and your dignity to touch nasty ass msuty smelling crepe paper skinned old people business.
31. angry redhead - April 15, 2009 10:21 PM
seriously, she is trying waaaaaaaayyyyy too hard to look younger, and she must be paying for his clothes and hair, cuz it looks like he is trying to look like her ex. and who is he to talk, isn't he bumping fuglies with brooke's ex best friend?
32. gerard Vandenberg - April 16, 2009 12:02 AM
You are still wondering why there was a divorce, FOLKS?
33. puhleez - April 16, 2009 1:30 AM
Who cares what this stupid whore is dating??? She's a dried up ol' biker bar slut for Chrissake!! Get yourself some fresh tail and make a sex tape with it. If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one.
34. Patty - April 16, 2009 5:35 AM
Everyone is dogging on Linda, and I am not sure of her sanity at this point, now that my kids are grown , I sure don't want to raise another one. But, from the sounds of "the hulk", maybe she just got tired of his crap. He isn't a treasure you know. And he says he is a christian, and makes the comments he did, whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
35. Narcissist - April 16, 2009 6:20 AM
Linda said in People that the guys not having sex with her. I'm inclined to believe that.
Hulk had an Escalade? Was he fucking bankrupt or something?
@30 - Come on now! Everybody loves the Hulkster! He's a real American! Not a fake American!
Actually she needs to call Hacksaw Jim Duggan or The Bushwhackers/Sheepherders for some fun.
36. Max - April 16, 2009 8:39 AM
You want low down filthy whore? You've found it here with Linda Bollea. A whore who wouldn't even tell her husband that she filled for divorce. I feel for the hulkster, all the way around. At least he got two beautiful children from this whole mess. Oh wait..
37. mamamiasweetpeaches - April 16, 2009 1:08 PM
O.J. KILLED HIS WIFE????
HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME THIS??????
(just kidding)
Uhhhh...yeah,,,,,,to Hulk I say what Is aid to O.J. : "YOU were out tapping young ass left and right, right? But when your "wfie" - who by the way aint your wife anymore- does it you have the nerve to get pissy!
I love how guys think once a marriage is over they can go out whoring and the wives should be saintly celibate moms who stay at home and bake pies and fold sock!!!!!!"
38. Scott-RGMS FAN - April 16, 2009 5:49 PM
I LOVED the comment!
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His wife did absolutely NOTHING to establish the lifestyle that she is taking advantage of!
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Hulk Hogan worked for it all and paid for it all and now he is stuck watching his ex bitch of a wife Linda rub it in his face while screwing a boy toy in his bed and letting him drive his vehicals.
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I do not approve of what OJ did... BUT I can REALLY understand why.
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Soo I say...
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OFF WITH Linda's HEAD!!!!!
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Hulkster...Keep your cool , that used up gold digger will have KARMA come down on her wrinkled cellulite azz!
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There's no way that boy toy will do certain things to her in bed no matter what she let's him drive or buy! Going down? PUKE!!!!!
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Hulkster! ---- Rewrite your Will and CANCELL your life insurance policy.
Give it all to someone or something that Linda hates!
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If you can't take her head---Take her future!
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If the car , boat and home owners insurance is in your name---CANCELL THEM ALL!!!
ALSO! -- CANCELL ALL OF YOUR CREDIT CARDS!
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ORRRRR! ----GO OUT AND FIND YOURSELF A HOT 21 YEAR OLD! Everytime you have sex with her , VIDEO IT! -- Make sure to point out everthing that she is doing that Linda would never do!
Tell her just how great it is to finally not have to feel sagging skin and point out the huge difference in weight between the two of them!
THEN PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!!!
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AS A LAST RESORT --- TURN ALL OF YOUR INVESTMENTS OVER TO BERNIE MADOFF AND LET HIM HANDLE YOUR MONEY!
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OFF WITH HER HEAD!! --- OFF WITH HER HEAD!!! --- OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!
39. BubbaArmy - April 18, 2009 11:31 AM
You gotta love how these media outlets stop at half the quote...if they read on they wouldn't have had a story. He said he went the high road in the article and live on the air in Tampa pretty much every day this week. The media is just a bunch of hacks looking for a payday. It sucks that he does everything by the book and is completely open and honest and his whore ex gives the legal system the run around and lies and gets away with it. The women can do no wrong in the system's eyes...that sucks.
40. melissa sarra - April 19, 2009 2:24 AM
if hulk wasn't an entertainer this would be just another immoral couple getting the media all hyped...brooke on the pole..nick took life from john graziano...the mother played bossy whore for the cameras and the HULK watched it all unfold while making that cash.......what an example of a dog and pony act alive and well in the 20th century.......................WHAT ABOUT JOHN GRAZIANO?????................WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND......HULK SHOULD OF KEPT OUT OF HOLLYWEIRD AND OFF HIS REALITY SPOTS....MAYBE BUBBA CAN SAVE HIS COMMENT ABOUT O.J.....BAD CHOICE OF WORDS DUDE.......A BUNCH OF RED NECKS WITH MONEY..GOOD LORD...THEY WILL SUFFER AS JOHN GRAZINO SUFFERS.
41. REALITY - April 22, 2009 12:58 PM
NEWSFLASH: HULK HOGAN DID NOT DO WHAT O.J. DID.
You morons make news out of anything now. Fucking blogging idiots.