Apr 24 2009David Letterman to Lauren Conrad: 'I'd watch your sex tape'
Lauren Conrad stopped by David Letterman last night where he admitted he would've liked to see the sex tape of her that was rumored to exist. Wow. Seriously, Dave? Because I'm pretty sure I could describe it to you:
Imagine a pitch dark room. Absolutely nothing but blackness. And the only sound is the occasional ruffle of the towel Lauren is laying on underneath two blankets, a comforter and a giant sheet of Saran Wrap.
Did I mention she's wearing a wool sweater and shower cap? That too.
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. NOLE! - April 24, 2009 11:46 AM
FIRST!!!
2. NOLE! - April 24, 2009 11:47 AM
Wow, I really was first haha...
Lauren is so pretty!
3. Lets see the tape - April 24, 2009 11:49 AM
Slut
4. Barney Frank - April 24, 2009 11:50 AM
I would watch her sex tape also. Of course I would be thinking about Obama's man meat while I did.
5. andy7171 - April 24, 2009 11:51 AM
Chris is gay!
6. Fryshlock - April 24, 2009 12:03 PM
this bitch here has no shape...so I would bone her sideways
7. RichPort's Ghost - April 24, 2009 12:04 PM
The only way I'd watch her sex tape is if I was holding the camera.
8. piledriver - April 24, 2009 12:14 PM
FAG SHITTER!
9. dirk - April 24, 2009 12:24 PM
Aunt Jamima doesn't even want to see THOSE flapjacks.
10. jlylec - April 24, 2009 12:30 PM
i star in that shit and winner an oscar probably.
11. Beans Baxter - April 24, 2009 12:34 PM
I would hit that so many times. So many times.
12. mikeock - April 24, 2009 12:38 PM
I don't have a clue who this girl is, but I do believe I could watch her floss roast beef out of her teeth and get a hard on.. She's fucking hot.
13. OctoMom - April 24, 2009 12:38 PM
The audio track would just be a bunch of mooing.
Isn't that the sound that cows make?
This chick is so plain. Not ugly, not hot, just plain. But not very womanly.
14. jlylec - April 24, 2009 12:38 PM
boring or not i would fuck the absolute DOG SHIT out of that girl. fuck she's hot.
15. Ouch - April 24, 2009 12:44 PM
Don't know why Fish always calls her boring, but I would fuck the shit out of her
16. Drinking Games - April 24, 2009 12:47 PM
Seriously #13? Perhaps "doesn't deserve fame" but I wouldnt consider her plain. She's hotter than 95% of the world's population. Have you ever been to Michigan?
17. Michigaaaaander - April 24, 2009 12:56 PM
Ummm 16. Im from Michigan and let me start by saying yes you have a point. But im pretty sure you'd want to fuck the shit outta me too. I represent for the midwest! * i promise im not a slut though, just hot*
18. Ouch - April 24, 2009 1:03 PM
#17 - send me your address. Let's practice makin babies you slut
19. Edna Bambrick - April 24, 2009 1:26 PM
14 & 15 have been reported.
20. Gando - April 24, 2009 1:33 PM
From this angle she doesn't look that bad.
21. Nero - April 24, 2009 1:36 PM
Any pics from the back?
22. AGD - April 24, 2009 1:41 PM
Lauren Conrad is Dave's new Richard Simmons...
23. Blah Girls! - April 24, 2009 1:51 PM
UHHH WTF?
24. Ouch - April 24, 2009 1:52 PM
Edna - report your cockgobbling pussy
25. Danklin24 - April 24, 2009 1:53 PM
My God, Paul Shaffer is a FAG! A lox? He just sits there on a bagel?? What in the blue hell is that supposed to mean?
26. Edna Bambrick - April 24, 2009 2:20 PM
#24 has also been reported for offensive language.
27. another famous star by accident.. - April 24, 2009 3:12 PM
Who is she?
28. jlylec - April 24, 2009 3:14 PM
hey slutna...have you fucked yourself stupid? this is our site to be offensive if we goddamn well please. go suck on your daddies dick.
29. jlylec - April 24, 2009 3:19 PM
and lauren (and #17 apparently) would still get sexed up silly.
30. timmy the dying boy - April 24, 2009 4:43 PM
Come on, it was a great interview. They came up with all sorts of choice names for Spencer.
31. dude - April 25, 2009 12:52 AM
did i mention id fuck lauren too..? and 26, ur reported for being a fuckin moron SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!
32. sushi - April 25, 2009 1:00 AM
David Letterman fucking sucks. He used to be a quick witted comic who didn't kiss anyone's ass. Now that's all he does and he's unfunny at it.
33. sushi - April 25, 2009 1:00 AM
David Letterman fucking sucks. He used to be a quick witted comic who didn't kiss anyone's ass. Now that's all he does and he's unfunny at it.
34. sushi - April 25, 2009 1:00 AM
David Letterman fucking sucks. He used to be a quick witted comic who didn't kiss anyone's ass. Now that's all he does and he's unfunny at it.
35. sushi - April 25, 2009 1:00 AM
David Letterman fucking sucks. He used to be a quick witted comic who didn't kiss anyone's ass. Now that's all he does and he's unfunny at it.
36. gerard Vandenberg - April 25, 2009 1:12 AM
I'm sure this woman was born to do just.......................................NOTHING, folks!!
37. gerard Vandenberg - April 25, 2009 1:14 AM
I'm sure this woman was born to do just.......................................NOTHING, folks!!
38. gerard Vandenberg - April 25, 2009 1:14 AM
I'm sure this woman was born to do just.......................................NOTHING, folks!!
39. gerard Vandenberg - April 25, 2009 1:14 AM
I'm sure this woman was born to do just.......................................NOTHING, folks!!
40. gerard Vandenberg - April 25, 2009 1:14 AM
I'm sure this woman was born to do just.......................................NOTHING, folks!!
41. RtSS - April 25, 2009 3:15 AM
I've never been a big fan of LC, but saw her on Letterman last night and I'd suck the juices out of her panties. She looked hot last night, and I could do some amazing things with her sweet spot. Parting those lips wouldn't be out of the question either.
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43. Arska - April 25, 2009 5:18 AM
Watch her sex tape? I'd make a sex tape with her.
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45. Sexy Celebrity Photo - April 26, 2009 5:18 AM
I would watch that let me know if its available.!
46. Liberator - April 26, 2009 3:38 PM
Who is she again and why do I care?
47. Narcissist - April 27, 2009 9:15 PM
I 'd watch it. I think she's cuter than most of those other MTV losers.
48. Olivia - November 8, 2009 12:20 PM
jlylec; you're kinda gross