Apr 22 2009Audrina Patridge believes in Doggy Heaven. Or something.

Airbrush

Cute puppy, who's the other dog?

That doesn't look a bit like her. More JLH in the face than AP.

That photo belongs on PhotoShop Disasters. WOW. Awful. She sucks, anyway.

Aha , didn`t even realize it`s her til I read it , sure thats how she looks. Gotta wonder when greenpeace starts usin half naked girls for their "save the rain forrest" and stuff like dat campaigns.

Looks like a weird Cameron Diaz/Eva Longoria mix...?!

I hate that (insert racial slur here) dog. That dog is a slut!

so what happens to the dogs who aren't bought because people chose to adopt dogs instead? are dogs at the pet store immortal?

Yeah, you should ONLY adopt dogs.

That is if you're really looking for a dog with behavioral problems, that will urinate on everything you own, that will be violently aggressive with other dogs, that you'll eventually take BACK to the pound.

It's not like there's this black and white dichotomy of "animal shelter = good, breeder = bad". In fact, MOST professional breeders would never DREAM of treating their animals in the ways that shelters do...and then kill them.

Animal shelters are horrible, depressing, medieval places and should be abolished. I'd never adopt an animal from one any more than I'd waltz down the the local mental hospital and ask to adopt a lunatic.

WHY DO THEY FEEL THE FUCKED UP NEED TO AIRBRUSH THE FUCK OUT OF THESE 'CELEBRITIES'????!!!!

If she is beautiful enough to be a celebrity than why does she need to be airbrushed, photoshopped, etc?? The hottie at my local cafe is flawless, so why is this freak even bothering???? Audrina is disgusting, her face is fucking munted, her tits go west and east and you can see her fucking ribcage between them!! This is some sort of twisted conspiracy....are they all this good at giving blowjobs to Hollywood execs under their desks or WHAT?? I dont understand how ugly, freaky looking googly eyed sluts can get famous whilst there is amazingly beautiful women everywhere I go....that aren't famous.

I hope the dog bites her already fucked up face right off!!!! Alien looking WHOREBAG.

is that even her?

its so weird all this is happening when Lauren is out of town

Once an angel, always an angel. Love you Audrina! xoxo.

Randal

Nice, #11

I'd like to do her "doggy" style. i bet it feels like "heaven" inside her pussy. I bet she has the pussy of an "angel". ...Alright, I'm done.

She adopted a dog and named him "Gaptits McThinlips".

LOL

She can believe in whatever she wants to in my eyes.

She's so hot.....

Whoof! whoof! I need background singers for a new song!

Has anyone every benefited from the addition of an upper lip like she has? It truly makes all the difference. They even enhanced it a little for this image. Oh, and she once displayed her snatch through a see-through bikini. I really like her.

That doesn't look like her at all? It almost looks like a cartoon.

Another chick in a Self portrait/ lay outs...Im sure this will be hanging in her living room!

I'm kind of sick of seeing celebrities on here I've never heard of. Is it me?

LOL! Her head's too big.

it'd be such a nice message from PETA if they only did their homework. i recently murdered aka purchased a puppy from a breeder, but only because most shelters and adoption agencies make it harder to adopt a puppy than adopt a kid (i mean just look at angelina...don't see a flock of dogs running around her at all times). because the shelters made it so hard on me and i got turned down for 4 different dogs that would've had a great home, i ended up buying a pup and he's happy as a clam and spoiled while those other dogs are probably still in their shelters living in their own crap...poor guys

Actually this is a great opportunity to admire the Photo Technician's skills, they should start putting their initials in a preferred angle.

So, was she Shirley's OTHER daughter? Considering how poorly Laurie played the tambourine, she must have really sucked as a musician to not be included in the family band. Wonder if Ruben banged her after one of their concerts.

Peta, you continue to be an embarrassment.

Get back to painting up nubile naked models with tiger striped titties and putting them in cages in public places. That I approve of.

Or maybe start recruiting an army of smoking hot PetaWhores who use their bodies to convince guys like me to become vegetarians - by fucking us. They could pay us surprise visits at our homes, and if no animal products are found, we are rewarded with some free sex.

Does she have a mustache??

Ironic advert considering I just read this;

"PETA’s “Animal Record” report for 2008, filed with the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, shows that the animal rights group killed 95 percent of the dogs and cats in its care last year. During all of 2008, PETA found adoptive homes for just seven pets.

Just seven animals -- out of the 2,216 it took in. PETA just broke its own record."

How can anyone be stupid enough to support these people?

http://www.petakillsanimals.com/

OK #14, you're trying way too hard.

You're the guy who used to make all those awful jokes in class, followed by that nervous self-depricating laughter, aren't you?

P.S. You might want to look into a hooker. If you're that hard-up to get laid that you fantasize about this chick, just go ahead & drop a Benjamin & be done with it.

Good point, #28. PETA is just a holding tank for belligerent morons who want to be activism middle-management, instead of actually helping animals. They want to do policy but are too good to shovel shit.

But you can't slam shelter dogs. Many of em end up there because idiot owners bought from puppy mills online or in sacchrine cutesy boutiques, and failed to train them. Some idiots don't realize the commitment to training dogs.

But you can't say all dogs there are inherently bad. I used to go to a HS shelter to spend time with and play w/ the dogs so they get some interaction. Most dogs get comfort from interaction, incl. w/ humans. There were some magnificent, calm & loyal animals there.

So help curb careless overbreeding by puppymills and give shelter dogs a chance (after you realize the commitment you're making). Don't do it b/c PETA tells you to, but because dogs should be more than a cute disposable commodity.

I mean, has anyone even noticed that she no longer has an elbow, and her arm looks like it's about 4 inches long? There really is nothing anyone can do to make this stupid-looking cunt look any better, anyway.

I love animals but I can't stand PETA and all their "shocking" stunts (which, for some reason, usually involve degrading women in some manner). Cute doggie though ^_^

I would have never guessed in a million years that that "picture" was supposed to be Audrina Patridge. Even after reading that it was her, I still don't see it. The airbrush team went a little overboard on this one!

Cute dog. Flying...stunning face. I love her. It's lucky to see more about her on rich kiss.c om. Her profile is hidden now. What a pity!

PeTA can lick my asshole. The only thing they know how to do is take people's money.

you can't recognize her without the awful cleavage

1.)I'm not a PETA supporter #28 BUT The story from the website IS a bullshit lie created by the website is on - a far right conservative organization involved with discrediting anything perceived as liberal agenda, using fear uncertainty lies. We are working to out them and their benefactors and shut it down
2.) Superficial, a cock fight? How manly is it to watch two guys duel with their pork swords, hah there, I went there, hah
3.) Lucky lucky lucky dog - for five minutes - then she stubbed a cigarette out in its butt (the cat was hiding under the couch) and tried to make it into a handbag.

We really love our pets, but other than that, we have much more serious fucking stuff to focus on than "animal rights."

Sorry, PETA, but it's that simple. You know it, don't you? That's why you stoop to such extremes to try to attract and hold our attention.

It's not working.

But thanks for the celebrity skin.

Stupid PETA. Everyone knows Speedy Gonzales is a mouse, not a dog.

Why are these people more interested in animal rights than, say ,the rights of abused children? That would be a nice ad. Abuse your child but don't you dare touch the dog. Pathetic.

PETA is chick full 'o nuts. One of their recent stunts, aimed at dog beeders, is to sneak through dog shows opening cages while the owners aren't looking, They claim this will deprive the breeders of their income and bankrupt them, not to mention cause chaos at the dog shows.

Problem is, letting breedable dogs run free means PETA is just adding to the problem they are blaming on the breedersr: adding to the population. The show dogs escape into the wild and end up just making more dogs for shelters to find homes for.

PETA has always seemed like it's run by radical people with an agenda, who spout flaming crap that blinds impressionable kids -- and dumbass models -- with rage.

she's pretty enough on her own, but this is so airbrushed it looks like a fucking CARTOON!!!!

buy animals means killing animals? you mean like at the butcher's when I buy tasty red meat and dodo eggs?

buying animals means killing animals? you mean like at the butcher's when I buy tasty red meat and dodo eggs?

#37

That website is not bullshit or right wing, and those numbers are a matter of public record. How the hell are you supposed to fake something that is in black and white in Virginia's hall of records? PETA is a bunch of murdering fuck heads, and they have stated, proudly and publicly, that the animals they killed were better off dead then living in servitude and subservience to mankind.

I'd hit it.

#11 that is fucking hilarious haha

again: DON'T DO THIS AGAIN.
"PETA" sucks on all fronts!!

Good for her
But good god, what happened to her face? She looks completely different, I thought it was Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Peta doesn't suck.

That looks like a "virtual Audrina" really strange.

Whoof,whof,whooof! This is the new title of the song!

It does not look like her and PETA does suck. They care more about animals than people.

Wow, those are some pretty high and mighty words form an organization WHOSE LEADER PUT TO SLEEP NEARLY 10,000 DOGS AND CATS IN ANIMAL SHELTERS.

Nice one PETA! How's that meat freezer at headquarters?

http://www.petakillsanimals.com/

Only 7 of 2,100 animals donated to PETA were adopted out. That's way less than your average, non-vegetarian kill shelter.

I'd so fuck that Bitch....and Audrina watch too!

Anyways...all you who commented about the "airbrushing" are retarded.
Obviously, its PHOTOSHOPPED with somebody else's stunning face.

Audrina looks a notch better than Speedy the dog.
The girl in the picture is Stunning.

#30 Very well said

PETA is ironically making this worse. No one likes to be lectured, especially by morons and lunatics. They could do so much good if they learned some humility and lose their contempt towards other human beings.

But these jackasses aren't interested in doing good. They are only interested in shooting their mouths off and putting other people down, just so they can feel better about themselves. Such tiny minds.

K.T. # 10 "WHY THE HELL..." That's some true funny shit my friend - fuckin brilliant!!! Keep up the good work.

If she was blowing a horse in this picture, I might be more inclined to pay attention. And by "horse", I mean me.

i don't understand how buying a dog is murder. if you only adopt then the dogs in the pet stores will die.

animals will always die no matter what. so SHUT THE HELL UP PETA.

Looks nothing like her whatsoever. Digital photography is out of control.

1. isnt "Speedy Gonzales" a trade-marked name? Cant the WARNER BROS folks sue?!

2. She's not a celebrity

3. How is BUYING a pet "Killing a pet"?

I have two chihuahus. One was bought at a pet store and is a pure-bred that I got as a puppy and raised. She is the best behaved pet I have ever owned. The other is a 5 year old chihuahua mix I adopted from a Rescue Shelter. I love him dearly but he has bad habits (big time barker, nips at people, pees where he shouldnt). There IS some value to getting a puppy and raising it - It can be taught YOUR rules, whereas an older dog probably knows how it likes things and plans on keeping it that way!

4. Getting a little tired of seeing women exploited y those "do-gooders" at PETA. Wheres Hugh Jackman greased up and holding a greyhound???

Recently I found a hot club -- SeekingTall . c o m -- just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don't miss your love.

Ahhhmmm...hello PETA! Those look like REAL animal feathers on those angel wings to me! I have serious doubts they were naturally shed...

I was JUST about to submit this to you! I'm glad you got it already ;)

@11 I cant wait for the authorities to fuckin catch up to you. Its so obvious you live in a single wide trailer and have a PC full of child porn, your a fuckin sick ass child molester.

I meant 12 Randall

I waxed her mustache yesterday.. even with the airbrush shit you can still see it.. damn im out of a job

#32 -- agreed! peta seems to have no problem exploiting women! what the fuck does a woman's tits and ass have to do with the ethical treatment of animals? NOTHING!

Her head looks huge.

How many poor helpless ducks had to die to make those angel wings??
wahhhhhhh

@29, the humor in my comment came from the fact that I was making a bunch of corny, retarted jokes in the first place. But I have masturbated to her a couple of times. And when I was in school I used to masturbate to girls like you. By the way, you wouldn't happen to be a hooker would you? Because we could work something out. In the words of Borat, HOW MUCH!

These facist animal rights groups need to calm the f-- down. Our family has been breeding healthy, happy (let me say healthy again) dogs for over 30 years. Any of you that think its a money-making business are smoking crack. We LOSE money in the process and the price of the dog is irrelevant. You want a dog? Do your research and stop shitting on those of us who care about our dogs instead of depriving them of love, care and food as they do in the shelters and pet stores.

oh yeah..who cares if Audrina is airbrushed or not. She looks good. Stop complaining about her and work on yourself if you are that concerned.

maybe this ad would be able to actually claim it were really concerned about shelter animals if the dog the girl is holding actually came from a shelter. Too bad they made her hold a dog that probably belongs to one of the stupid idiot celebrities who give these dumbasses money but still buy little chihuahuas and pomeranians for a few hundred apiece. and oh, what about the fact that the dogs that were responsibly bred actually do still a need home AT SOME POINT so there's nothing wrong with BUYING A DOG FROM SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN A SHELTER. Just another strategy to make the responsible people somehow responsible for other people's irresponsibilities. More of let's no put blame on the people who actually cause the problem and just find someone with money who might give us some if we feed them enough bullshit.

Victoria's secret should sue PETA for this picture. ALTHOUGH... airbrushed or not I think she looks BEAUTIFUL here

"Always adopt, never buy!"

Excuse me but this is still the United States. I May adopt OR I may buy, It depends on what I want to do, not what you dictate I should do.
Damn communist!

That can't be her. Whoever that is is looking at the camera and not up.

I don't know about you guys, but it sure looks like Audrina to mw.

Has anyone tried "adopting" from an animal shelter lately? They want hundreds of dollars for the dog and you have to be there in line when the place opens their doors in the morning if you have your eye on a certain dog or it will be gone, not exactly a heartwarming charitable experience for your kids to go through over and over and having their hearts broken every time. I tried for weeks to adopt a dog from the shelter and had no luck. I finally got frustrated and went online and found a lady who had a dog she couldn't keep anymore. What a nightmare. I understand why people turn to pet stores. Not to mention all the paperwork they make you do, you have to submit a lot of PERSONAL information to be accepted by them. Unfortunately the shelters are only fucking themselves by making it so difficult to adopt.

Has anyone tried "adopting" from an animal shelter lately? They want hundreds of dollars for the dog and you have to be there in line when the place opens their doors in the morning if you have your eye on a certain dog or it will be gone, not exactly a heartwarming charitable experience for your kids to go through over and over and having their hearts broken every time. I tried for weeks to adopt a dog from the shelter and had no luck. I finally got frustrated and went online and found a lady who had a dog she couldn't keep anymore. What a nightmare. I understand why people turn to pet stores. Not to mention all the paperwork they make you do, you have to submit a lot of PERSONAL information to be accepted by them. Unfortunately the shelters are only fucking the animals by making it so difficult to adopt.

Correction, sorry!! :)

buying animals means killing animals?? Peta you need to really stop with the ridiculous campaigns like these. Its like saying having your own kid is killing those kids up for adoption, its complete bullshit

buying animals means killing animals?? Peta you need to really stop with the ridiculous campaigns like these. Its like saying having your own kid is killing those kids up for adoption, its complete bullshit

Peta is about control. They want to control you. What you can eat is only the beginning. Saving animals..... not even close!