Mar 5 2009Michael Jackson looking to fill the void left by Chris Brown

He should worry about filling the void of his nose.

I normally don't post here, but I am so tired of Geekologie users stealing my deserved first post, so I thought I do it here.

First Bitches!

I normally don't post here, but I am so tired of Geekologie users stealing my deserved first post, so I thought I do it here.

First Bitches!

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#2 & #3
In the time it took you to explain how your firsts get stolen on geekologie your first got stolen.
And you double posted.
Sucks to be you.

Also - agreed on the lucid speaking thing. I'm shocked.

Am I the only one who noticed that this man wears lipstick AND he applies it past his lip line?

No, seriously, this time, this is it. His final shows. After that, only decades of continuous uninterrupted child rape.

Michael Jackson! The ultimate self loather! Does anyone find it hilarious that he looks like a 70 year old white woman? lol

Why doesn't he just stop trying to be a superstar, he had his time, he was talented, he made his money, but now he's old, scary looking and obvious pedophile. Just go into hiding or die!

I still don't fully understand why he's white now. Wasn't he black for, like, 20 years?

I still don't fully understand why he's white now. Wasn't he black for, like, 20 years?

Ya know what...WHATEVER to all of you!
I love MJ. He's awesome and I love him. He is a weird person but ya know what a lot of celebs get away wth a lot of shit that was proven and we still love them. MJ is awesome.

haters can hate, but mj IS the king of pop. i wonder if he meant that these are his final shows ever, or just the final ones in london?

Know what? Even though he is certifiable and freaky looking, I would KILL to go to one of those shows in London. I honestly hope this is NOT it and that I eventually get to go to one of his concerts.

It's just a matter of time before Mimi chimes in and says "Michael Jackson rocks and Fish sux".

funny how being broke results in him acting almost normal.

Don't hate MJ. This is all the result of Mr. Joe Jackson's inappropriate upbringing of his young children.

Fish that was hilarious!
Mikey likes to molest little boys. By the way what was his "talent"? Singing like an effeminate homosexual with a Peter Pan complex? Do you "fans" ever listen to real music?
I hope his face rots off.
Pedophiles need to be put to death.

Could someone be less relevant?

I love watching his face eat itself. It's like a visual aid for mental illness.

Even though Michael Jackson removed all of his Simean features, he's still just another porch monkey that's incapable of normal human behavior and financial responsibility.

he is a pedpohile and got away having sex with childern

That looks like an albino monkey with a wig a too much lipstick. But he was cool in the 80's. WAY cool.

"The King of Pop announced a comeback tour today in London because, as Madonna has proved, who doesn't love a 50-year-old dancing skeleton? "

That made me laugh out loud. Literally. Thanks!

who is this guy? does anybody know?

It's a funny thing abour someone like #19. On one hand you read his comments and the first thing that comes to mind is some mouth breathing inbred redneck or some ignorant blue collar kkk redneck (wearing a dirty wife beater in either case). But on the other hand here that person is cruising the celebrity tabloid websites. Seems like kind of a contradiction. One things for certain, in one way or another, he's a poser because you can't be both ways.

Another thing's for sure, he's totaly worthless because every time he posts, he says the exact same thing. The words might be different, but the message is exactly the same.

Dude, you;re no better than those who you hate. No better. Clearly you have no job, are totally ignorant and are probably a drug dealer. The only difference you're selling meth to your white trash friends, not crack. What a great job your whore mom did with you. You turned out great. What a douchebag fucknut. Fuck you and fuck your mother.

in the mormon bible, black people are born black because of sins in their previous life. but by doing enough good in the world it's possible for them to turn white.
oh and they also believe God lives on another planet.

anyways, this is awesome news. i remember his world tour back in 91/92 when I was around 7-8. my parents couldn't get tickets in time, so we stayed outside the arena to watch his bus pull up and then we listened from outside.
the tickets for this will be through the roof, and I can't justify paying the amount because for all we know he'll probably just have a choir perform most of the songs like at his last performance. feck that!

Let's see you fix this one Randall.

Hasn't that bad excuse of a nose ruined his singing voice? He sounds very nasal, too.

Well, it's certainly going to be the hot ticket in London by far. Michael is an amazing act on stage and certainly hasn't lost his touch when it comes to the moves he'll bust out for all.

Once an MJ fan, always an MJ fan.

Randal

I swear to God....that's straight out of Planet of the Apes. Seriously, he looks like Helena Bonham Carter in that fucking movie.

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@16
You are an idiot. Micheal Jackson paved the way for todays performers. Wow cool dace steps, yeah got em from MJ. Like those beats, yeah got em from MJ. Wow Awesome music video, got the idea from MJ. The guy's a wierdo for sure but honestly everything that has been done in pop music was done by Michael first. So educate yourself a little on the history of pop music before you open your ignorant 12 year old mouth.

I just mortgaged my house to buy as many tickets as I possibly can. It's going to be like a private show. And by that I mean lapdance.

I love the title of your article.you're funny.

Only in America can a poor, black boy grow up to be a rich white woman!!!

#30? I don't listen to POP music you little bitch. I have better things to do with my music time. I like classical, old jazz, ethnic folk, hard rock and heavy metal, etc. I am really not at all interested in observing homosexuals "dance" and make strange noises and a song style of a sissy trying to portray himself as Omnipotent as seemed to be the theme in a lot of his videos that I unfortunately have seen over the years.
12 years old? I wish I was!
And by the way, you are now officially out of the closet. Now get back inside, faggot.

Eww! The photo is overwhelming! And i've seen a lot!

I remember being a kid and arguing for how much better Michael and the Jackson 5 were than Donny and the Osmonds.
Now, they all give me the creeps.

Why did this feel like a skit from Chappelle's Show.?

Randall, congratulations on carefully avoiding Michael's taste in clothing! Seven chinese sweatshop workers died knitting those frogs together.

@30
So, because of your musical preferences you are allowed to talk shit about one of the greatest artists/performers of all time? Really? Pull your head out of your ass & try to show a little respect for the wierdo. He's called the King of Pop for a reason. He's worked with top producers, musicians (Paul McCartney what?), actors, sports icons & has one of the largest fanbases ever. So please, I understand you think you're superior to others because you don't like "pop music" but you're not. Now, please go back to smoking your clove cigarettes, drinking black coffee & cutting yourself.

I don't get people who complain about offensive , immature or inappropriate comments on this and other trashy websites. That is precisely the point. The anonymity that the internet provides, plus widespread access and ease of use leads to the likes of #19's rants.... being shocked and/or disgusted is like looking into a porta-potty at the New York Marathon and being surprised or grossed out at all the shit in there. If you want intelligent, civilized and productive dialog, here's my advice: don't read the comments!

I love him! So glad to see him doing well. I hope those London shows will be recorded. I'm happy to see him sharing his immense talent once again.

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I don't think he's too old if he was a normal human being, but whatever he has become is too old to be in public.

#30 you said "@16
You are an idiot. Micheal Jackson paved the way for todays performers. Wow cool dace steps, yeah got em from MJ. Like those beats, yeah got em from MJ."
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Um, no actually Michael Jackson stole a lot of his dance moves from Jackie Wilson, and as for his cool beats, i'm sure that Quincy Jones had nothing to do with that...oh and as for paving the way for todays performers...I'm just guessing here that Pink, Michael Bubble, Katy Perry, and John Mayer don't owe a thing to Michael Jackson. So unless Bobby Brown is staging a comeback that I'm unaware of you may want to tone down your worship of the guy a notch or two.

yeah, it'll definitely be the end.... until you blow another 30million dollars and waste every dollar you have... idiot.

Number 39 said ""So, because of your musical preferences you are allowed to talk shit about one of the greatest artists/performers of all time? Really? Pull your head out of your ass & try to show a little respect for the wierdo. He's called the King of Pop for a reason. "
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Yeah, actually he's called the King of Pop because his publicists way back in the 80's told MTV that he wouldn't appear at the VMA's unless they started referring to him as the "King of Pop" so they did. It wasn't a randomly chosen title, he demanded it. As for him having one of the larges fanbases in the world, I believe copies of his Cd's are selling not at all. All of his CD's together are selling less per year than 1/10th of what even older CD's like The eagles Greatest hits, or even GREASE are selling so it would seem his former fans have abandoned him. Now give yourself an enema, take a deep breath and relax, the medication should be kicking in soon.

Not even trying to be funny here, but I truly believe that he now has a prostetic nose. Look at, it's not even the same color.

But that begs the question, if you could have a fake nose made, why would you make it look like that....

At least Tyco Brahe had a nose made of gold...

I scrolled down to that post...

AND IT SCARED ME!!!!

I literally jumped away from the screen...

at least he's not Scientologist or Kabbalah brainwashed ...

He's alright for a shape-shifting old child molester.

I hope his nose doesn't fall off during his London performance.

Ummm he molests boys and looks like a woman I believe that says something about your personal prefercence there girlie. What instruments does he play? Can he read and write music? NO? ok.

he could be a villain in the next batman movie

@ 52

I believe he plays the skin flute.

I guess buttfucking little kids in some raghead country gets to be a bore after a while so why not do a tour, huh? I swear they should shoot this motherfucker's plane down over the English Channel.

I heard MJ was gonna do a remake of Elton John's song: "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me".

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I give you: Kanye West, 30 years from now...

@spindoc
Thriller has sold more than 100million copies. The Eagles Greatest Hits? 40-49 million and that's it for top albums. Bad & Dangerous have each sold 26-30 million copies and Off The Wall sold 20-25 Million copies. So again, get your facts straight honey. Don't try & talk to the big boys until you can bring something to the table other than things you pulled out of your ass. No one has sold as many albums ever. And comparing him to Pink & Katy Perry, Michael Buble & John Mayer, you really are a 12 year old girl.

what about America fucker!

It's a sad thing that Michael Jackson became this. I doubt he's actually a kid-fucker as much as he's just mildly retarded from a host of mental issues, but I'll tell you this much: I JAM HIS MOTHERFUCKING JAMS AND MOONWALK LIKE IT'S 1985!!!! Then I touch children's balls.

Yeah MJ sold a billion albums. The common average human is more or less a simpleton as well. Michael Jackson was never anything more than a singer and a faggy one at best. And yes he could dance although not like a man would more like someone...with issues. He was a fairy. A wack de' cook. Freak. I bet you are the type that cries when he sings "Have you seen my childhood" which was the most psychotic song I have ever heard in combination with his grotesque countenance.
Sounds to me as though you have poor taste.
There are billions of mullet and fleas and bacteria as well so numbers don't prove he is a real musician because he never was. He is an entertainer light for mental lightweights. Like you.

Michael Jackson's still alive? Holy SHI*!
kidding aside, he looks more and more like a real living mannequin...
in a perfect world, Jacko and Chris Brown would share a prison cell.....
Jackson: "C'mon I wanna touch it."
Brown: "Oh HELL NO."
Jackson: "You wanna touch mine?"
Brown: "I'm soooooooooooooooooooo sorry Rihanna!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I am definitely on for London. We are getting another mortgage on our trailer so we can afford the flight tickets though cuz it will be big history! Don't wanna miss it more fun than 9/11!!!

I listen to his albums. lol. good thing this is anonymous.

"common average human is more or less"
"And yes he could dance although not like a man would more like someone"
"billions of mullet"
"He is an entertainer light for mental lightweights"
"12 years old? I wish I was!"

I'm sorry you're actually 9. Please pay attention when they teach grammar. I promise it will allow others to take you seriously.

No one ever said he sold billionsof albums, please get your facts straight.
And no one was talking about your childhood full of billions of mullets (See the "s" at the end of that word? That makes it plural.), fleas & bacteria. Your comments prove your ignorance.

Colloquialisms? Do I really have to be grammatical when talking to my brother morons? Damn piss shit fuck holy moley. Sorry Darkwing Jr. You done got me like real good there you did.
I still stand by my assertion that MJ is a semi-talented child molesting faggot though. No matter how poorly I word it.

For your information kids Michael Jackson settled ONE case and was FOUND NOT GUILTY on the other. It's funny how you throw stones at Michael's character saying he is shady/sketchy, yet you don't question the motives of parents who would rather see a pay check than see their child's alleged abuser brought to justice.

You win! Those people that claimed your role model/hero MJ molested little boys were all wrong. I mean just look at the man and listen to him sing and watch him dance! Perfectly normal behavior there, right? As to the parents in the first case, I believe that "Mr. Jackson" paid them like a kajillion dollars to not squeal right? Why would he do that if he was innocent?
Michael was never found "not guilty". The courts said that. He paid the system off. That's how it works in a cleptocracy. You are aware that there are 2 parallel judicial systems one for the awesome elites and the other for the loser poor?

Proof that the aliens have landed. They just want to take a bath w/ your 9-11 year old boys.

Just one thing: HE NEEDS ALOT OF CURLS AGAIN IN HIS HAIR, folks!!

He used to be really

Yo Apes in the white house!
Your people brought us 56 trillion in debt and you gave China your fucking industrial revolution. You is a broke ass motherfucker and the European Union or China will be your new daddy.
Oh, by the way pussy, if you didn't like niggas you shouldn't have brought us to the bosom of your Anglo Saxon world. Bitch! Remember you came to us.
Now your last dance is killing Iroquois in order to control their oil. In the end, they will slaughter your race for this shit.

Slaughter us? Ha ha you forget many things little one. I do not agree with slavery or mistreating anyone including animals. Don't forget black people like to cheat and beat on their mates. They rip off the clitorises of females in Africa to keep them in line. How very romantic.
Yeah I would like to see any other race truly take us on. We conquered the world don't forget when we were in charge.
Yes it's true an insidious now controls the world's economics and that is what is destroying us all. A big race to extract every commodity of value before someone else get's it first. To enrich the elites in their selfish lifetimes with blatant disregard for the Earth and the people to follow.
All we really have to do is not use the worthless money and disregard the phony debt we pay these private thieves. Then we would be free and they would be forced to hide and all the rest of the world could prosper. What a sick thought, eh?
Peace

the truth:
............................HE REALLY DESERVES A GREAT END TO REMEMBER, folks!!

I'm a romantic. I'm still holding out hope that Michael Jackson will eventually marry the First Monkey, Michelle Oboombox, pictured below:

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I feel so bad for Michael jackson. He looks so strange and I don't know if he knows it or not... It is really sad. Then I feel bad for his fans. Cause they have to be retarded.

Every time I see MJ, I think of the Wicked Witch of the West "I'm melting, MELLLTTTIIING!"

I don't care about MJ, I only wanted to say I love you Superficial man, no one ever mentions the Hadron Collider!

first of all #75 needs to be reported. Giving news to a pediphile shows how sick we really are.

...love the twink at 1:23...he's nearly in tears screaming his hero's name...

who is this old, white woman claiming to be Michael Jackson?

No one has mentioned it yet so I will - these shows will be shit. They will just be total shit. In fact they'll be shittier than a shit that the fat Karsashian moose made ate after she ate a bad curry that had shit in it. And shat it out.

in the mormon bible, black people are born black because of sins in their previous life. but by doing enough good in the world it's possible for them to turn white.
oh and they also believe God lives on another planet.

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The mormon bible also tells you that it was Ok for Elvis to beat Priscilla and that jews like Woody Allen get a pass for marrying their daughter, but its Ok to pick on blacks, especially when one gets a skin disease because it makes you feel better while on your way to a tanning booth?

Michael is looking like a goblin these days. He really messed up his natural face.

The only comeback he should have... is coming back as Thriller Era Micheal Jackson, WHERE ARE YOU ORIGINAL MICHAEL, and why did this creepy alien kidnap you and steal your identity!?!?

I miss the real Michael Jackson.