Mar 18 2009Kim Kardashian in Russian Playboy

maybe if she stop eating her ass can be consume.

yes, buttcrack is totally nsfw.

OH WOW, IS SHE AGAIN SHOWING HOW SHE IS "SO SHY"?

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i think I need 2 computer monitors just to view the size of her enormous ass.

There is a HOT place A f f l u e n t m e e t C o m It's where you have chance to meet rich single men and rich single woman!

every time i see this chick she is naked. does she do anything besides take off her clothes?

I'm surprised she put the cheeseburger down long enough to take these pictures.

Because nothing says "classy" like Russian porn.

Sex is spelled the same in russian as it is in english?

Man, she must use up a double size roll each time she uses the throne!

Why is this NSFW? It's a butt! Granted, a real big butt, but still just a butt. No nipple or anything else.

Seriously, ass crack is NSFW? Maybe if you work at the Vatican, but not where I work.

Then again, work in an adult toy store. Nevermind.

sex in russian would be "секс"

Jesus wasn't around 4,000 years B.C. (Before Christ). But nice try.

I think it is a great that a short fat no talent former porn star can make money off her wide thighs, big loose butt, and breast implants. The magazines do a great job airbrushing the body. Unfortunately when Kim gets old she will have nothing to offer because she is a lazy, fat junk food eating, and self absorbed.

.....(prys face off of keyboard) "More pics Fish, I'm ready for round 2! Fucking AWESOME"

You haters are out OF YOUR MINDS

and AJ, isn't that all women?

Somebody should tell them that all their N's are backwards. You'd think they'd have a proof reader. Jeez.

I bet those Russians love Playboy!

The little work outs and airbrushing help a lot. I would totally do her again before she goes back on that eating binge!

Holly Molly, Yep the 9th wonder of the world,,,check out that ass shot...

She looks sizzling hot!

Can somebody please tell her and her dumbass sisters they are waaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy past their fifteen minutes.

Wow her and her sisters seem to have such a pathetic career. Of course you can't really call it a career. Maybe they should think of going to college.

Oh please that ass is so photo shopped and made to look smaller. Where are the moles and excess hair on her ass? Her real ass is the size of a Volkswagon Beetle, and would of been a centerfold on its own.

Shy Kim is at it again!

Oh please that ass is so photo shopped and made to look smaller. Where are the moles and excess hair on her ass? Her real ass is the size of a Volkswagon Beetle, and would of been a centerfold on its own.

Shy Kim is at it again!

On her knees with her hands behind her head! Yes she looks hot!

Kim continues to look great and remain positive, even through all the negative comments she's received from haters and people who simply don't have a good heart .

Not once, not ever. May your career continue to be successful and give you the satisfaction you're looking for, Kim. You have the figure and class of a true woman.

Randal

I'm surprised there was a star large enough to cover that humongous ass crack. GG fish.

That is some crack...

Fap fap fap fap fap fap....fap..........fap...............fap..........................fap....

Wait, that's a chick? That's not a dude with long hair?

Oh shucks.....

God I hate myself.

Unfortunally for Kim Kardashian this photoshoot was 2 years ago ): Things were different then!

I FUCKED YOUR MAMA FRANK!!!

4000 B. C. to ask Jesus a question. Hey fish-did you know that B. C. stands for Before Christ?

@32 Tell me about it! How about 2000 years ago!? Luckily things are different now!

I guess I'd hit it... after seeing guaranteed non-photoshopped pics.

you can say what you want about her but she's one lill smoothie!

longest buttcrack ever

I got fired after viewing that buttcrack at work. I hate you.

34 and 35. Are you completely retarded? Stop throwing feces at each other and learn to read. Fucking idiots.

That being said, I'd Tap that like a trumpeter at an army funeral!

you guys are some real haters. damn. take it easy and point that finger at yourself instead of others. or stick it up your assholes - that'd work too.

Where are the other pics???

Where's my lill Smoothie!?

It boggles my mind that this skank has any fame whatsoever.

Because Russians love fat and ugly. I will say though, two years ago her ass didn't seem as big. too many trips to burger heaven I guess.

The second picture is the entire basis of her fame. Weird. I mean, I'd love to make a lot of money for very little work, but still, what an odd thing to be "known" for. Especially when you consider that every day, nasty Armenian-stench corn-pocked feces come out of it.

while she is just another girl who found fame through a sex tape, she does look great here. haters can go back to their mom's basement and continue to gripe. bbgs represent! -so refreshing to see a girl with curves on the cover of a major publication featured on the superficial. many thanks from one brown girl to another.

Very charismatic lil' thing! Strong personality!

Why is she famous!? Even her poses aren't correct!

fap fap fap

She has the personality of a fucking deflated tire.
She told Fallon last night that people in New York didn't clamor to her like they do in Cali.
I'm thinking to myself, "that's because people in New York are realistic you fucking moron." And her ass isn't as huge as people say it is.

47

It must have been hard work for Kim to overeat and get her fat induced curves lol! I bet it was a challenge to airbrush Kim lol!

I wonder how long before Kim gets diabetes or high cholesterol from eating too much? Short chicks look dumpy when they get fat.

My mom gives better I mean I get hotter chicks every week down here.

Wow, how many times can kim squeeze in how many covers she has been on in one sentence?

why don't you post the shoot she did with reggie bush for GQ those are new

I would fuck that shit up all day and all night until I died....

Wow! Hot, hot, hot

i hope she gets cancer and dies.

I forgot why shes a celebutard. Oh yeah, she has a fat ass and she likes to have guys piss on her. What a role model. Just like Britney. Only yellower. And smellier.

H8 all u want. That ass, to me, is amazing. She may be a little dirty but I am grateful. I love Russian Playboy.

#59,
I don't like this chick either but damn, that's fucked up.

But man, fake or otherwise that rack is looking pretty decent in that cover shot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i5FB-McQqA

Who knew Russians liked nigger lovers? They can have Obama, what piece of shit. Thanks for the $13 nigger.

I don't care what anyone says...this woman is perfect!

< im high off in her Crack Yo!

Let's forget about Kim for a sec and marvel at the fact that the text in the bottom right corner (after the plus sign) translates:

[red] Hugh Jackman interview
[black] Stephen King story
[red] football fan orgies

I'm not even joking. I'm not awesome enough to come up with a list like that on my own.

yeah....great story....can I pee on her now?

Is it just me or does it look like they photoshopped Paris Hilton's face onto her body on the cover?

Great, now she has to gross out another country . What a HUGE ass.

Please tell me that isn't a side view of a HUGE nipple on the left one. Please.

That's a bad bitch.

If you wouldn't tap that big round ass you are a total homo.

I'm sure they even feel "THE HEAT" in siberia, folks!!

I have a Blog for Sexy Kim kardashian check this out http://kimkardashianfan.blogspot.com/

Um, #15, neither were dinosaurs. It was a joke. Nice try, though.

emm, u are so sweet.. but i just found out your secret that you have joined the online club ___http://www.Seekrich.com/___ , by which you are seeking rich man to be your sugar baby!

she looks a little like eva longoria on the cover. there's nothing wrong with her ass, no ass dimples, no cellulite, it's not flat, it's not loose fat, it's nice and tight. geez. jealous much?

this woman has a figure to die for. anyone here that's bitching are envious because they have mosquito bite for tits, and concaved butts. GET OVER IT, you're ugly. that's why she's on the magazine cover and you're not. stop whining

Why do people come on thesuperficial.com to complain about the lack of role models and people with integrity? I mean jesus, where do you think you are?

Shes hot though.

78 Its so true; everytime theres a post about this woman theres always a handful of commenters DESPERATE to convince everyone shes not hot. Why? Only they know.

what a sexy girls in play boy magazine.

http://www.nycvenueguide.com

i'll do her anytime, she is so so so so so damn HOT!!!

FAT

I have no idea why my boyfriend has to rest this bitch's centerfold open on my back when rapidly pounding me from behind like a piston in a Ferrari. That's probably why I shit on his dick........... well that was until he made me clean it off.......... orally........... in other news, corn tastes almost exactly the same after it passes through the digestive system...........

#47

BBGs?

There is no such thing. That's something that fat chicks came up with to make themselves feel better about themselves. Something to excuse the fact that you like to eat 50 cheeseburgers at a single sitting.

Go on a diet and get to the gym...........then maybe you'll have a shot at beautiful.

They should have a photo of her image immersed in a jar of urine. That would be so artistic.

You can say alot about the russian folks there.
BUT NOT THE LACK OF HORNY WOMEN!!

what's a worldwide cover ?
is she on all the playboys in all the world at the same time, cos that would be a worldwide cover. Or is it a magazine that has a global franchise, like FHM or maxim, but they arnt worldwide covers cos they have different issues in different countries.

Seems like a pretty sweet deal, being famous for being famous.

I suspect this is a hoax. Why would the Russians want to see a short fat chick with big hips and a saggy butt that requires intense airbrushing? Kim stays in the public eye because she seeks it out and the paps are desperate for celebrity pictures.

#78

Her body does not have cellulite or dimples because they use airbrushing. Playboy seems to let anyone on the cover these days; from porn stars to short fat dumpy chicks like Kim.

I realized why this is the only wannabe- ahem- "celeb" bothers me so much, because she tries to come off like she is shy, and never had any plastic surgery. Here's the thing, we all know neither is the truth. However we love wanna-be celebs like Carmen Electra, or Jenny McCarthy, because they know they are sex symbols, and dont try to give us fake modesty baloney, and cop to the plastic surgery. I have to admit, she looks awesome, really. I think she is gorgeous, but its the damn personality that bothers me. Just admit you had your boobs done, and your nose done, and we will actually like you. really. As a woman with breast implants myself, there is nothing wrong with it, and if I had the money to have a nose job, I would get one! But I sure as hell wouldn't go around acting like Im so "modest" if I were you Kim, because thats as transparent as your personality. Thats what really needs work. Try following your sisters footsteps, and try to being an activist, but take it seriously. Then you might have some true fans, myself included. In the meantime, continue to pretend, it makes me feel better about myself. ;o)

#64 Balack Oboombox,

Thanks for keeping American bigotry going. I'm sure your maggot invested grandfather is smiling at you from his grave. besides, all you keeblers like nazi camp-like girls like Anne Hathaway and Amy Winehouse who are A cups and look like they desperately need to eat a steak! At least the "brothas" like "healthy". Dont be jelous, just do what other white men do that cant have a woman like Kim, molest a child! Shoot-up a school!

playboy is losing money, they can't afford to keep shooting new models so they are recycling old shoots. Kim can brag all she wants, this is nothing to brag about, yet she says she's shy and doesn't feel sexy??? come on, she thinks the public is filled with dumb folks who actually believe the words that come out of her mouth.

CRACK KILLS!!!!

This type of figure on a woman does not turn me on, but that's just me. And for those who might not realize it, the fact that a man such as myself is not sexually aroused by women shaped like the one in the beach photos, does not mean that he must prefer women with boyish figures. There is a happy medium, and to me KK isn't even close to it.

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/58/91/05309.0.0.0x0.445x549.jpeg

The rest of the photo set where that came from can be found here:

http://www.theinsider.com/photos/711120_Kim_Kardashian_and_Her_Big_Fat_Ass_On_The_Beach

To women who might have this shape, why should you give a shit about whether or not I or any other man is turned on by your shape? Don't let the decadent "Superficial" consumer culture and media convince you that your value is in your looks. Visit this site to laugh at the superficial things in our society, not to emulate them. Even though I'm not turned on by females shaped like KK, I am turned on by women who don't fall into the kind of stupid superficial mentality that she, Hilton, and so many others have fallen into. All this denial of aging through cosmetic surgery and Botox is stupid. I see a woman in her 50's who's had cosmetic surgery and who is in skin tight jeans as if she thinks she can look like a teenager, and I see a woman who doesn't know herself, who can't accept reality as it is, and who is terminally stupid and "Superficial."

#91

I think Kim has a cute face but she is short and portly. I am short too like Kim and I cannot even imagine getting as big as Kim. I can imagine all the food Kim must eat to maintain her stout figure and she likes fried Oreos which also help her stay big. I would probably like her if she was honest about her overeating, plastic surgery, airbrushing photos, her butt girdles, and basically being famous for her porn tape. Even Oprah admitted to wearing Spanx and how great they are for holding in the fat. Unfortunately Kim is self absorbed and a liar. She cannot act or sing and is basically a media whore.

#92, thanks for feeding into the racist bullshit yourself. Calling all white men child molesters and school shooters? way to show your above the racism!!!
NOW CAN WE STOP THE RACIST BULLSHIT, and talk about the wanna-be celebs PLEASE???? If you want to talk about race, go somewhere else, cuz frankly, THE REST OF US ARE SICK OF IT!!!!!! How 1960's!!!! Hello people, this is the year 2009!!!!

Anyway, back to Miss Im So Perfect-Never Had Any Plastic Surgery- and Have No Personality, yet somehow landed a hot football player, and has waaaay more 15 minutes of fame and money than she deserves.... this is the only chick I really don't like that continously appears on this websit. Hell, I even like Paris Hilton and Lindsay mean Leprechaun Lohon more than this chick!! Well, maybe not.....

#92- Soooo your not racist???? Are you saying all white men are child molestors and school shootists? WTF??? CAN WE PLEASE STOP THE RACIST BULLSHIT ON THIS WEBSITE!!!!!!!!! We are here to talk about the silly celeb wanna-be's, like Miss Im so Perfect-Never Had Any Plastic Surgery, No Personality- Kim. If you want to go spread racist bullshit all over the planet, do it somewhere else, cuz frankly WE ARE ALL TIRED OF LISTENING to the 1960's bigotry from ALL RACES!!!! Leave Obama alone (THANK GOD FOR OBAMBA by the way), leave the blacks alone, the whites, and everyone else just for their race, the HELL ALONE!!!!

Now back to this fake personality media whore..., why is she still extending her 15 minutes of "fame" and money???? WHY AMERICA????? WHY?
How did she manage to land a hot football player, and make so much money??? She is the only one that bothers me this much, not even Paris Hilton or Lindsay the mean little Leprechaun can't act Lohan don't bother me this much!!!!
Kim, admit the plastic surgery, and do some actual good for the world like being an animal rights activist like your sister, and maybe the real people of this world that your so dying to impress, will actually like you for YOU, and not just how you fill out your clothes, cuz believe me honey, girls like you are a dime a dozen. Its the personality that shines through. And no, Im not jealous, BELIEVE me. I think your GORGEOUS, thats not the problem, the problem is how you act like you are so modest, when we all clearly see you are trying your very best to be the sex symbol of our time. Good luck with that one! Now Fish, give us some sexy women that even the women can like!!!

Sorry for the double post! It didn't look like it posted the first time!

#96- Very true!!!! well said

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Airbrush much?

#98

I could never ever put down Oprah or Queen Latifah because they are honest good hearted celebrities. But Kim is basically a short fat self absorb lying bitch. We all know she is a liar whichs makes her ugyl.

@95 Women ARE valued for their looks! We can't change that no matter how much we want to. Do you think we like it? It sucks and I hate hating myself, even though I'm thin I always find things about myself I don't like. But theres nothing I can do to block out the main message of society to women of all ages which is "You are valued for your looks". I wish men could see what its like, just for a day.

Everyone is valued by appearance. Ones appearance can make or break a job interview. Men worry about their appearance too. Imagine what men go through when they start losing hair. Women can wear body shapers, padded bras, butt girdles, make up, and high heels to improve their appearance. Men do not have these luxuries. Some men wear girdles and claim it is because they need back support, but truly it is to reduce the size of their gut.

Rachel Maddow is not considered attractive, but her wit, intellegence, activism, and entertaining TV show make her attractive. She has a doctorate in political science (she was a Rhodes Scholar) and a background in HIV/AIDS activism and prison reform. She shakes a mean cocktail, drives a bright red pickup, loves arguing with conservatives, spends a lot of money on AMTRAK tickets, and dresses like a first-grader.

My point is that hopefully as we get older; we learn there is more than just looks because beauty fades and dumb is forever. If you were raised in a positive environment then you will have learned that one should not focus only on the superficial. Also practicing a healthy lifestyle makes a person feel good about themselves because when you are fit, you feel good. Also everyone should have a hobby and/or do volunteer work to feel good about themselves.

There is nothing special about Kim. She is just a self absorbed, not very smart, spoiled stocky short female that happened to get famous for having a famous lawyer father and doing a porn movie with her fat fettish want to be thug boyfriend. It is obvious she has no self discipline or else she would not be a heavy set female.

#103, I hear you as a man I don't know what it's like to be valued and judged by looks as women in our culture are. And I admit that I do judge women on looks and must make a conscious effort to go beyond that. (I think I'm pretty good at doing that. When I was operating a specialty food store in a major US city in the late 70's and early 80's, the owners told me to hire a "flower girl," to sell fresh flowers outside the entrance. I interviewed a number of women, and ended up hiring a middle aged woman who was on the heavy side and who had a speech impediment. The owners - two men - were pissed off at me. But the woman I hired not only did her job perfectly and made a good profit for these creeps, she turned out to be a reliable employee who stayed on the job for years. But I think I'm hardwired to respond to females visually, and I think I have to work all the time to get beyond that.)

I like that # 104 - "Judge Judy" - mentions Rachel Maddow. She's a dyke (a word I use here without pejorative intent), but a woman doesn't have to be a dyke to defy certain norms about how women should look. (Great points you make, Judge Judy!)

Kev

Judge Judy, Yeah, I freaked out when I realized in my early 20's that my hairline -- and back then I had a mane like Jim Morrison's - was slowly receding. (My dad was bald.) Now I'm a middle-aged baldy. It took me until I was in my late forties to really get over being concerned about my looks. Part of what helped me were those male actors whose appeal is obviously not based on their looks, plus I took acting classes for fun and that gave me some much-needed confidence.

So I agree with you that everyone is judged by their appearance. I totally agree with your comments about Maddow (but I wonder how you know she makes a mean cocktail? ;-) I find her attractive, albeit in an unconventional way. (I thought Greta Van Susteren was attractive UNTIL she got plastic surgery.) And I of course agree with your assessment of KK, who I saw on Larry King Live last night. So shallow and as you say, self-absorbed.

Kev

What can i say...let mama feed you! Oh yea baby!

HEY '17' 'Deacon Jones'
you're an arsehole
shut your face you stupid pussy and go play with your buddy 'AJ's' tiny penis.
All women?
i take it you're a virgin.

Kim Kardashian- a normal sized female who has a gorgeous figure and an arse to sink your teeth into.

How did his post turn into a self absorbed slobbering couch session on self confidence?
WTF????????????

# 108

I suppose since most Americans are overweight and Kim is overweight; one could say she is a normal sized American female according to fat American standards. But honestly Kim is a short female with a stocky frame. Kim was petite at one time and actually had small hips and a small butt, but eventually the average American starts eating too much like Kim and Kim got fat induced curves. Kim is only 5'3" and her hips are the biggest part of her body. Marilyn Monroe had the classic hourglass figure of 36-24-35. Kim's measurements must be 36-28-42. But some people like you find short stocky females with breast implants sexy, and I do not.

well her parents are from the former USSR so kim knows russian, so this was well suited for her I suppose

that butt is so fake. http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/3759/lrg2590kardashiangt3.jpg