Mar 8 2009Kat Von D promotes literacy - in my pants

Here's L.A. Ink star Kat Von D signing copies of her book "High Voltage Tattoo" at a Philadelphia Borders Saturday. I think it says something about me that here's a woman whose body is almost completely covered in art, and the first thing I notice is her cleavage. (Read: I have superpowers.)

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her face is gross.

I LOVE Kat Von D. She's an amazing artist.

she looks stupid with all that random shit over her. I'm not against ink but she looks all kinds o'fucked up.

And damn, how hot is it there...she's sweating like crazy. :)

Who's this girl and what's she doing here? Who's responsible!?

My wifey has only one tattoo.And that's my real name on her butt cheek:)

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This chick has whore written all over her. I would probably still do her with lots of protection.

so hot. :)

those tattoos are disgusting.

Who's that guy on the many photos??

Replusive and capativing at the same time... like a bloody car wreck.

Wow, tattoos sure don't make you interesting or even slightly different than anyone anywhere ever.

That's one hot-ass Mexican. About a million times more interesting and talented than Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears combined. I would rather see her here everyday and never see those other dumb bitches ever again.

"Lydia, oh Lydia, Lydia, oh Lydia. Lydia the Tattooed Lady...

you could learn A LOT from Lydia." (channeing Groucho)

Like to NOT getting an efing tattoo to start with. Key-rist, she looks like the side of a Chicago-Northwestern box car!

Circus freak. That's just nasty. She must really have low self esteem.

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This is Katie Perry in two years, with tats, and still slightly better looking. It's her or/and Brittany? I now have a major limp-on. Thanks.

#14, these days I think it's more unique NOT to have a tattoo than to have one. I just can't imagine why someone like her would want random shit written all over her. "Hey', let's put a band logo on my finger! Sure, why not?" At least when I did that with magic marker in 4th grade, I could wash it away later and avoid the embarrassment. This chick has to live with the idiocy.

Kat Von D is an amazing artist. She is beautiful inside and out and doesn't care what people think about her. For her age she is so successful, so unique and so talented. thanks for putting her on superficial.com

Here's my problem with tattoos: sure, they look great NOW, when she's young and hot.

BUT.....

Fast forward 10, 20, 30 years. How's all that ink looking now? You really wanna be in the old age home, with stars tattooed on your face? That's why I'll never get a tattoo: what's cute butterfly on your hip when you're 21 winds up being an effing albatross when you're 40.

Don't get me wrong, I really like Kat von D (from what I've seen of her on TV of course). I'm sure she'd be a blast to hang out with. But come ON.... back away from the ink gun, already!

the 'in forty years argument' is tired.

You'll look bad anyway, why do you care so much? I dont have tattoos, dont want any, but am not arrogant enough to think my idea of what is pleasing aesthetically is THA ONLEE WAY 1 CAN B HOTT, OMG!!11!!

Luckily there's so many places and people who dont give a shit about stuff like this and can look past it. Those are the kinds of people I want to know.

You know, because tanning, bleaching, plastic surgery, isnt a form of insecurity or modification that can be extreme or very unatractive.

Nothing better than a building covered in graffiti.
Must have been some severe abuse going on in that life.

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In photo 6 she looks like a spray-painted Michael Jackson. What is going on with that makeup? I think all of those tattoos take away her sex appeal. What is this chick going to look like in 20 years? Like her trailer got robbed and she needs money for a 40. That's what. Tattoos are a cliche.

i like tattoos. i wish i could get them. i think shes an awesome artist, but as a person, i don't know how great she is.

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I love Kat! She's so sexy and badass! Not only is she HOT but she's super intelligent and plays classical piano!

She looks like a goddamn chola. Or vampire. Not that there's any difference.

Why is she so greasy looking?
Her face is totally about to melt.


I can't imagine her putting on an evening dress and looking decent. She's quite a sloppy woman...which is a real shame.

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megan fox was a lot hotter a few days ago. she is looking pretty gross today.

It looks like she has had of work done

Why no tats on the teeth? Plenty room there.

She is a great artist and she does great work. But, she looks like a graffiti wall.

her face and neck has a different color from her torso...too much whitening face products?
love her talents..she's really gifted in her crafts,but seriously..i cant imagine those tatoos 20 years from now..look at donatella versace..geez...

and why is her armpit so dark?..

I really don't like the stars on her temple. They look like a weird rash. And SW please chill out about boobs, its getting so tired.

Sorry folks, tats end up looking trash. It's uber cool when you're 18 and hot but have you EVER seen a 50-year-old with a "cool tat?" NO. Because it's still trash.

No one wants to take a woman out that has blue shit all down her arm and on her face. Nasty. I don't care that so many people have tats now and it's all the hot rage... still looks trashy.

Marilyn Monroe with a big tat on her right arm? TRASH! No way. She knew better. A LADY doesn't do that. Classless. Nasty. Aging. Gross.

How tired. When will women ever learn that you can't improve on perfect smooth soft female flesh???

be honest: SHE STILL HAS A PROBLEM, folks?

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That all looks so ugly and trashy,, YUCK.

I think she's gorgeous regardless of the insecurities she may or may not have. every piece of art on her body represents a state of mind she was once in, be it a band logo or a pinup. i'm really upset that i missed her book signing in louisiana.

# 41 Probably doesnt know anyone with major body mods.

Your opinion isnt fact. Get over yourself.

#24 I agree

The negativity doesnt mean much. It shows the state of mind of the person.

i.e. small

she's got the boddy of a goddess and the attitude of a stripper.. i LOVE it!


I usually like pictures of her, but if she moves around or talks too much, that doesn't seem to work so well.


@ 14 & 21 - Yeah. People just pick some fool ass shit of the wall of a tattoo shop and get scarred with it forever. Everybody in the universe has those generic barb wire tattoos.
It's like you bought parachute pants that never go away, unless you get some expensive laser scarring.

Oh I know her! Her real name is Graciela, she cleans my house twice a week.

kat von d is fantastic.

and im sorry but the, what is she going to look like in 20 years way of thinking is SOOOOOO old. because the truth of the matter is, she'll probably look better in 20 years then most people do because she's naturally gorgeous. AND tattoos don't change that much when you age unless you get fat and then back to skinny. i mean, how many 75 year old women do you want to see walking around with everything showing anyways? im sure she'll dress more conservatively when she's older, but she's young and has a great body so why the hell not show it off?

also, people usually (hopefully) get tattoos that mean something to them, so it doesn't matter if everything matches. she isn't picking out an outfit for the first day of school. at least she can pull it off!

case and point, i think she looks great. you people need to lay off! at least she doesn't have marilyn monroe's face tattooed on her forearm


it is pretty sad really. this is actually a rather attractive woman however she has ruined her body with all those goddamned tatoos. tatoos are just so fuckin sleazy. they are also an indicator of low inteligence. i have heard all the crap about them "i wanted something to remind me where i've been" - well thats what your memory is for. or "i wanted to show the world the things that are important to me" etc. guess what? nobody gives a shit about that!
she looks so pathetic but, at least there are other attractive women out there with more sense than her.

tattoos are great, just make sure you put some thought in them


my milli vanilli tattoo is an example of a bad choice

it looks human, but can it really be?..

In comment #46 I said #41 was wrong. Well, I was wrong and #41 was right. I'm just a great big fat stupid dumbbell.

I figured I could go out and get a tat that would show the world how cool I was and how wrong #41 was. Well, I did. I got a great big fat tatoo on my great big fat butt of the First Monkey, Michelle Oboombox, just like the one below:


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Somebody, please cut my butt off.

those tats will look really sexy in about 25 years,

@46 - you probably don't know anyone over 30 and you probably have metal stuck all over your ugly face.

Find me someone with a 25 year old tattoo that still looks good. Show us what your nutsack or roast beef looks like after 25 years of schlepping a fuckin horseshoe around down there.

grow the fuck up, stop being mad at your parents, and get the fuck over yourself.

There is a woman standing in back of the tattoo-freak lady with an equally disturbing amount of tattoos. She can be seen best over Kat's left shoulder in picture 1.

Now in the last picture, on Kat's left shoulder is a tattoo of a homely woman's face.

I submit to you that the tattoo is a portrait of the scary brownish woman who is in close proximity to Kat.

She has a picture of another womans face tattooed on her shoulder, and sometimes, if certain unthinkable conditions are right, it takes on a ghostly form and comes to life, as is evidenced by these startling photos.

I believe this is the ghost of Pocahantas, the indian princess who invented the art form of Tattooing. Really freaky stuff.

Disgusting, chubby, schizo, gross, airheaded... the list goes on. I hated her on Miami Ink.

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1. Whats that shit on her face? and

2. This doesnt look sexy, it looks SLOPPY. A nice tank top or even camisole wouldve showcased the boobs nicely...this "look-my-bra-is-showing!" thing just screams "It's laundry day!...and I'm drunk!"

I like how this Chelsey Lately broad is sticking her have-been tits out all over the site today.

I'd eat that.

That chick is ugly and fuck Chelsea Lately.

You're just *daring* people to never come back here again.

geez...can someone please give her a napkin to wipe all the oil off her face? she looks like a mexican at a book signing..er...oh wait, SHE IS! HAHA!!

how ironic.

she looks stupid, trashy, classless & could really use a stylist.

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To all the douchbags who have described this one as an "AMAZING ARTIST""

Fuck you. There is just no such thing as an amazing tattoo artist. It's a prison or circus kind of crap. It's not even as good as graffitti, which is also crap.

If you want to prove you are a tasteless moron just get a tattoo.

Finally, the word "amazing" is only slightly more overused than "totally" and the worst one of all "like". Like totally fuck all you amazing high school cunts.

Eeewwwwww.

Proof that in America you can get famous with zero amounts of shitty talent.

Next.

Attention whore.

I don't care about the tats. That chica looks like she could fuck like nobody's business.....

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She's mexican??? LMAO! Nice name change... "Von D"... typical low-class European-wannabe chola

I have not seen her show in a long time. She does great black and white portrait tattoos. I wonder if she ever removed her ex-husband portrait tatoo on her thigh. She says she has to look at him every time she goes to the bathroom.

#74

You are ignorant and need to read more. She was born in Mexico and her parents were born in Argentina. Her fathers family origins are German and her mothers family origins are Spanish-Italian.

Born on March 8th, 1982, in the town of Nuevo Leon, Mexico, she moved to the States when she was four, settling in Colton, Ca. Her father René Drachenberg and her mother Sylvia Galeano were both born in Argentina, though René's family origins were German and Sylvia's Spanish-Italian. Kat's paternal grandmother played a significant role in shaping her artistic development, particularly in playing piano and exposing her to the great composers, which, as anyone who knows her can attest to, led to her love for the works of Beethoven .

I'm an old fogey, but seriously has Kat ever given a sensible explanation for why she's so tatted up? Whether you're pro or con tattoos, the amount of shit she has on her body and face is crazy. Has she admitted to a bad childhood, drug or booze problems, mental issues, anything?

She's not an ancient Maori warrior or a Japanese gangster - so what the hell?
I'm not saying she's a bad person or deserves to be shunned, but that level of tattoing to me is kind of like being in porn.

Doesn't mean you're bad person, but seriously, talk to me, there's something going on or that happened to you that makes you fuck on film for money, or get tattoos over every square inch of your body. The same holds for extreme body morphs like horns, and metal everywhere, etc.

I just want an honest answer.

I'll take white trash whores from Colton that ruined themselves because of unresolved paternal issues for 800, Alex.

Congrats Linda @ 76 for learning how to cut and paste! Now go back to school.

Ever hear he speak? She sounds like a manly retard .

#77

I would never put a tatoo on my body, but I can understand how it can be addicting. This is Kat's passion and it shows.

#78
Cut and paste is a great tool for sure! I've already finished college, but I do have to give a presentation today at work.

She was beautiful before the surgery. Now she looks like a plastic doll.

it was like 2345345435 degrees in there that day.

People express themselves in different ways, so what if someone likes tattoos? I dont understand why people care so much. It's their lives, their bodies. All that really matters is if they like them. To each their own, if you think they are ugly thats great, I am sure people think you are ugly too.

Anyway, I think shes pretty, and a great artist, and yes it's still art even if it's on skin. Her clothing choices are interesting, but again, as long as shes happy, it's really all that matters.

REALLY? you critical jerks are living your lives based on how things are going to seem when you're out of your mind (literally) at the old folks' home? Yawn...way to live. so jealous.

I am embarrassed that you didn't notice her nipple in all the3 pictures?

She's actually half german (her dad). (her moms italian and spanish) But she ignores that to capitalize on being mexican even though she doesn't have any mexican blood. But her fathers a DOCTOR for pete's shake, and GERMAN. she can shorten her name all she wants it doesn't change the truth that she's an opportunistic liar. She's no better that Carlos Mancia who's german and honduran but also pretends to be mexican for profit. It's so creepy, what can't she embrace her real background?

It doesn't make any difference whether we like it or not. She can do what she wants. It's her body. She doesn't need to please any of us. More power to her for having the guts to look how she wants to look, and not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.

I guess I'm just really not into tattoos.

nasty

Okay, bear with me here- in your mind's eye, picture Roz from the tv show Frasier. Now picture her with black hair and tats........ am I wrong?

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You fags just don't like her because she won't tolerate a geek who never had a girlfriend.

I once read somewhere that rich Japs like to buy the dead skin of people covered in tattoos, suits as they call them. After she's dead, her family can sell her skin to the Japanese. She'll be worth a fortune to them then.

No #4 she isn't an amazing artist. Most of tattooing is tracing which a 5 year old can do. She's famous for two reasons: she's fucking a has-been (Nikki Sixx) How fucking old is he now???? And she has the attitude to go with her image. There are tons of tattoo artists that can blow her away: Juli Moon, Kory Kruger. She's just a fad and I can't wait for her to die off.

Kat does not look good.. why is she sweating so much? Is she on coke or meth? or is it 115 degrees in the bookstore? I have to say all those tats look nasty & her all sweaty does not help. Go take a shower, please!

She looks all waxy and fake and it's going to cause nightmares

I took my girlfriend to meet Kat and seriously WTF has happened to KAT?? I never found her entirely beautiful before, she was pretty cute but now she just looks terrible. She was geeked on something, that's for sure. I would say cocaine. She looks disgusting and crackhead skinny with no breasts or ass to speak of. She also looks like she chopped half of her nose off-plastic surgery addiction??

Also kat von d never mentions she's German anymore. My girlfriend actually asked her about it at the signing and Kat looked very uncomfortable and was all "yeah , yeah, German descent". I really think it's because of that racist post card she wrote the the miami ink guy calling him a "J*wbag "and telling him to burn in hell. Its very sad because you can smell Kat's opportunism from a mile away. Right down to her dating Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue and dumping Alex Orbison. That's really low.

I took my girlfriend to meet Kat and seriously WTF has happened to KAT?? I never found her entirely beautiful before, she was pretty cute but now she just looks terrible. She was geeked on something, that's for sure. I would say cocaine. She looks disgusting and crackhead skinny with no breasts or ass to speak of. She also looks like she chopped half of her nose off-plastic surgery addiction??

Also kat von d never mentions she's German anymore. My girlfriend actually asked her about it at the signing and Kat looked very uncomfortable and was all "yeah , yeah, German descent". I really think it's because of that racist post card she wrote the the miami ink guy calling him a "J*wbag "and telling him to burn in hell. Its very sad because you can smell Kat's opportunism from a mile away. Right down to her dating Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue and dumping Alex Orbison. That's really low.

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