Mar 24 2009Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer over his Twitter obsession

Sad--oh, yeah. Even celebrities have no lives.

Sad--oh, yeah. Even celebrities have no lives.

What a stupid fag!

Another confirmation that a nice rack can only carry a relationship so far. Aniston clearly has earned her reputation as an incredibly annoying GF.

Puh leeze, Broads have to finds something in your life to compete against, cut your loses with this old bag john...

Wait, he "took it like a man"? Since when is anything about this douche "manly"? He obviously isn't smart enough to know Jennifer is the hottest piece of ass that will ever go out with him. The guy is a 'tard.

I'd like to fart in his face.

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Classic that he Twittered his reaction to the breakup.

There isn't a picture I've seen of her where I can't see the "bitch" in her eyes.

True dat, Zanna. She's all about her.

"Let's see: Sex with Jennifer Aniston, or letting anonymous strangers know you're watching LOST? The fact that this is even a decision proves John's heart definitely didn't come with instructions. Or his body with a penis."

LOL! Love your comment on the story. I don't know John Mayer, but something about him screams "CREEP!" I could be wrong.

God these people suck. They're worse than regular high school couples.

Twitter is stupid.

if she weren't so desperate...
she's hot. how come she hasn't bagged a studio or network wonk?

she may have said she dumped him over his obsession, but face it, he just wasnt that into her. not calling her, texting etc. says it all. I knew there was a break up coming after their appearance at the oscars from their comments and body language.

Let that be a lesson to you--only gigantic douches use Twitter.

I'd twitter her twatter.

The only people who are more retarded than people who twitter are people who read other peoples twitter.

Commenting on Superficial is a close third.

Haha,
Just goes to show that Assiston can't keep a man. True, Mayer is a fag but , I'm just saying, now she going to go cry and whine, bitch and moan about how he was never "there" for her. Oh please give me a break. He staged that breakup just so he could Twitter it. What a fuckin loser.
Jennifer is an asshole, she is fuckin stupid...God I wish she would drop dead.
Then we wouldn't have to hear or see the bitch anymore...sheesh

The dude is gay. You can just tell by looking at him. He's got "barney frank eyes"

Took the breakup like a man? No wonder -
Sounds to me like he was already boning somebody else when she broke it off.

@18 - have you ever met a twat you didn't want to twit?

She's just mad he prefers twit to her twat.

Its incredibly pathetic that people are so hungry for attention that they need to tell the world every time they take a dump.

Look, Mommy! I did a doody! ALLLL by myself! Yay!

There, I just twittered.

What a dumb-ass, I would be all over Jen. Wouldn't care a bit about her money. But damn, like who the hell else is he hooking up with, " absolutely nobody" and gives Jen the cold. What a real dumb-ass John Mayer is.

I'm sorry, but he's about the most over-rated person in pop music today.

She is pretty, but waaaaayyyyyyyy too needy. Even great sex gets old fast when the person is say too demanding in all other areas of life.

They are both just publicity whores, and are playing this for the publicity only. If they need some more press, they will just eat lunch together one day and the idiot paparazzi will give them what they want -- attention...

IN TOUCH says that it was actually him who dumped her over her obsession with Brad Pitt. Go figure. F*ing tabloids.

I hope one of these days I find out what the fuck twitter is.

when this thread is all over, let's count how many clever people used the word "twat" as if it's the very first time twat has ever been associated with twitter.

He took the breakup like a man who totally enjoys seeing other men naked.

I will never get how Jennifer Aniston is considered really hot. She looked nice in a normal kind of way when she first started as Rachel (before she lost weight) but ever since then she's proved to be the usual television personality that doesn't realize that their talents are fit only for the small screen.

"He took it like a Man". WTF.

A man wouldn't be efing doing any twitter shit to begin with.

A man wouldn't have songs that sound like something the efing DeFranco Family would have churned out.

A man would have been busy sucking on Jennifer's box until her nose bled and have her trained to take you and your buddy's until they spewed in every hole and then she'd pay for the pizza and clean up while you watched March Madness.

John Mayer is no "man". I'm not even sure that he's a guy.

Jen, why can't you keep a man?

Does your pussy stink? I mean, do you get down there with a brush and scrub all the folds in your labia where smegma can get in there and putrify?

Does your breath stink? Do you floss your teeth, scrape your toungue, brush, and use mouthwash every morning and night, and right after lunch, so when you kiss someone those pieces of sardines you ate don't get attached to the lips of your partner?

Do your feet stink? Do you run a wash cloth in between your toes with hot soapy water every morning, and have you thrown away those god-awful sneakers with the year-old soles and the tops that have holes cut out where your corns hurt your feet?

I'm just tryin to help you out, you know?? Word.

WTF Fish? Is this crap written by a woman now or what? Mayer, while a d-bag, is charming and famous which equals him being able to bag tons of tail. Aniston is a dried up fug scabby loser whore. Hmmm, fine young tail & having fun OR sleep with the crypt-keeper? Gee, I wonder....

Why would Oprah and Barbra Walters be on her side yet are guilty of being home wreckers themselves?

Also, Jennifer Anniston relies on men for her entertainment. She has no hobbies at all.

I hate this phony turd. She should have never had anything to do with that douche bag. She is no better than him. That was a phony thing they had going now they are acting like they are breaking up. Two phony turds.

Aniston relies on men to make her career. She wouldn't be nothing without latching on to men and riding their backs up the ladder.

The old whore was hot as Rachel but that was a long time ago. Now she is old and with no talent. She never had any talent she was just related to Telly Savalis.
Jen there is nothing left for you. Go find a 50 something man that will dote over you. The young men are done with your pathos.

mikeock, you're a twit... er, I mean twat...

"This heart didn't come with instructions" Are you kidding me? No wonder only pre-teens and housewives love this big headed doofus. Clearly he's been waiting weeks to use that perfectly crafted douchery.

JM is hogging the spotlight because he sleeps with famous women. Meanwhile, bands with better talent are ignored by the public.

I too am staying away from Twitter. It's just another fad perpetuated by lost, bored, stupid people.

JM is hogging the spotlight because he sleeps with famous women. Meanwhile, bands with better talent are ignored by the public.

I too am staying away from Twitter. It's just another fad perpetuated by lost, bored, stupid people.

JM is hogging the spotlight because he sleeps with famous women. Meanwhile, bands with better talent are ignored by the public.

I too am staying away from Twitter. It's just another fad perpetuated by lost, bored, stupid people.

JM is hogging the spotlight because he sleeps with famous women. Meanwhile, bands with better talent are ignored by the public.

I too am staying away from Twitter. It's just another fad perpetuated by lost, bored, stupid people.

She is a stupid fool.

JM just needs a woman that isn't clingy, isn't insecure, has her own life and career and knows how to entertain herself when he is on the road.
JA seems like a desperate insecure baby who still isn't over her divorce..
The guy is so talented but totally not relationship material at this stage in his life..
What is so wrong with being single???
These people are so wrong for eachother, on so many levels..

Why not Jen and Paul Reubens. He seems more her speed now that the ravgages of time have left her an aging 40 year old washed up and dumped old witch.

That's a type-o! She dumped him because of his Twatter obsession

Where's my babe!??

He'd rather play with his twitter than with her twatter.Hehe

This says a lot about their sexy life!

I bet Brad Pitt loved her twatter like a fat boy loves cake!

Hmm,i think she's frigid and only opens up for the right guy!

Seriously...... where does she get that super fucking ultra strength tape that keeps her Dumbo ears pasted to the side of her head?????????????

If she needs a younger man to rock her box, I'll step up to the plate.

Yeah, actually "This heart didn't come with instructions" was his response to his own prompt about how Earnest Hemingway claimed he could write a great story using only 6 words. He asked for other people's 6 word stories and reposted a few of them. That one was his.

But yeah, it probably was because of the Twitter. He updates all the damn time.

DUMPING?
Even public kissing was: NOT DONE, folks?

Team Jennifer. Always.

this poor ugly woman is pitiful. the onely reason JM was with her is because he was hired . He was in a hurry to finish his commitment with this gigantic chin, she is selfish, demanding, needy, and bitter. I am sure men find that twitter is more fun that being with the old eternal girl next door who is always crying for the lost husband that nobody stole. Brad has free will and he choose
a better more inteligent more mature woman to have a family.
Jm is not my favorite but he can do better than this old needy woman.
John keep going tweeting and stay away from the selfcenter chin.

WOW, it is funny how so many "women" on her have so many negative things to say about her, can we say jealous 20 somethings GIRLS that WISH they had her lifestyle. As for the whole twitter thing, how typical that a so-called man would be on there so much writing every last thing he does, sounds like a boy to me.
Jen sounds like women that is where she want s to be in life, and is looking for someone she might be able to be with for a while, and start a family like she wants.
Putting aside all the bullshit that the tabloids dish out. If she is supposedly still hot for Brad, let it go sweatheart. Sometimes things are not meant to be.

And I think personally Angie does not hold a candle to jen.

She is an intelligent, beautiful woman who has not been treated well by the Hollywood a$$hole$ she's dated/married. Like any woman, she wants to know that her man is thinking of her and wants her. Nothing wrong with that. I don't mean that the men have to be doormats but I'm sure none of them call her just to say, "I'm thinking of you".
Jen, I wish I could meet you and take you on a date. Unfortunately I'm not connected in Hollywood to be able to do that.

This shows that gadgets have become not only necessities, but obsessions as well

JA has good taste he's fucking hot, way hotter than brad who's getting jowly.