Mar 17 2009Jenna Jameson pulls two guys out of her
Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin boys Monday morning, according to Us Magazine:
"They're in very good health," her rep tells Us.
"She's been taking it easy and even had to be in a wheelchair during one of Tito's events in Las Vegas," a source told Us when Jameson was just shy of eight months pregnant. "She's very excited to be a mom."
Early reports say both babies were able to walk right out of the birth canal standing straight up. Doctors proclaimed it a miracle until Peter North backed his Mercedes out and drove to Starbucks. So that's where he's been....
Photo: Pacific Coast News
Reader Comments
1. Jeezy - March 17, 2009 9:09 AM
Peter North is alive and well! Yay!
2. It's Me Fuckers - March 17, 2009 9:15 AM
I'd like to have a dollar for every load she has had pumped on or in her. Also a dollar for every load she has caused. I wonder if her sons will be beating off to her porn when they are teens.
3. Sid - March 17, 2009 9:19 AM
moist cunt flaps
4. Sid - March 17, 2009 9:19 AM
moist cunt flaps
5. Bob - March 17, 2009 9:20 AM
I think she's great, I liked her porn, that's a job why trash her because she's doing other stuff with her life? Does your job define you? and no would you beat off to your mum.. wtf grow up
6. Scdo - March 17, 2009 9:25 AM
Porn babies. 2 happy, healthy children of the porn.
7. Balack Oboombox, the socialist pig piece of shit - March 17, 2009 9:27 AM
Those kids will be so proud of her when they grow up.. in the porn business.
8. Rough Daddy - March 17, 2009 9:32 AM
Well, We can rest assure she had the easiest delivery ever....
9. Richard McBeef - March 17, 2009 9:34 AM
I used to beat the shit out of my cock to her during my teen years, back before she looked like duck.
Peter North puts us all to shame.
10. Jrz - March 17, 2009 9:38 AM
Urge...to make...triple-team-Mommy night joke.....overwhelming....
11. James - March 17, 2009 9:41 AM
wow she looks pretty good pregnant. No more evil duck-faced-robot-cheek-implant-monster.
This gives me an idea! Since Jenna is very good at putting things in her vagina for money (no judgement, just fact. she is very good at what she does.) how about she ditch porn and become the first ever professional celebrity surrogate.
That way actors can get pregnant without having to take time off from making crappy remakes, and Jenna can continue to look good. Win-win situation folks.
12. Daughter - March 17, 2009 9:44 AM
It's times like this when I feel like they should require permits to have children.
13. Oliver234 - March 17, 2009 10:02 AM
Is she !!! i saw her photos on a tall celeb site,seems named :" ____Tallmingle.com____ ",you know?
14. mamamiasweetpeaches - March 17, 2009 10:08 AM
What? No weird "celebrity" baby names? My moneys on Koxx and Ballz!
15. Sportsdvl - March 17, 2009 10:19 AM
The story forgot to mention that both babies were injured during birth because they actually just fell out of her gaping v-jay!
16. Jason William - March 17, 2009 10:27 AM
She is my favorite.
But she wrote that she felt lonely on her bolg on ..........seekamillionaire com............, which is for wealthy singles and celebs.
Also she posted many her hot videos on her blog.
17. mamamiasweetpeaches - March 17, 2009 10:36 AM
Really? She's "lonely"? 5000 plus cocks and she's "lonely"?
Really, Spamalot?
18. missywissy - March 17, 2009 10:43 AM
Hey, if Britney can have kids.....
19. GuyHolly - March 17, 2009 10:50 AM
At least she has the "don't date women like mommy" angle covered.
20. dude - March 17, 2009 11:13 AM
LMAO Fish. Great comments. Peter North backed out his Mercedes...great stuff.
21. dude - March 17, 2009 11:14 AM
By the way Bob @ #5, you're right sir, I'm beating off to your mum
22. whoa nelly - March 17, 2009 11:16 AM
The twins, named "Bukkake" and "Coitus Indiscriminatus" are doing fine.
23. ToTellTheTruth - March 17, 2009 11:16 AM
Just another white trash whore...
24. ToTellTheTruth - March 17, 2009 11:16 AM
Just another white trash whore...
25. White Trash - March 17, 2009 11:35 AM
Fish you killed me !!!!!!!!!!!
"Early reports say both babies were able to walk right out of the birth canal standing straight up"
Ahhh Haaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaa!
26. Adam - March 17, 2009 12:01 PM
Wow, I would hate to be those boys in school.
I watched a porno of your mother the other day and read her book about all these guys she slept with.
Poor kids.
27. Jenny - March 17, 2009 12:39 PM
Wow- tough crowd here. Most of the children in Los Angeles are children of porn whores, the only difference is the titles: "actress", "actor", "singer" *coughbritneycough*, "producer", and so on.
28. ace of cakes - March 17, 2009 2:55 PM
There's a reverse DP joke here somewhere but I don't want to go looking for it.
29. anony - March 17, 2009 4:33 PM
in the grand tradition of nicole richie, poor jenna looks way better pregnant. in fact her face almost kinda looks like it dad before she duckified it. i hope she keeps at least some of the weight on. it fills out her face and makes it look nice. srsly.
30. Darth - March 17, 2009 5:13 PM
Countless gallons of semen later,yes it's a twin!
31. Sauron - March 17, 2009 5:18 PM
I'm disappointed! I expected at least a quintuplets!
32. plop - March 17, 2009 6:04 PM
i bet they fell right out, no problem.
33. Ummm...yeah... - March 17, 2009 6:21 PM
Poor babies...I feel for them when/if they make it to school. Mom's a fucking walking cunt...they are in for some serious shit.
34. JoeKerr - March 17, 2009 6:24 PM
Damn I feel sorry for her kids...they are gonna get fucked with really bad. fucking selfish bitch
35. JayMan - March 17, 2009 8:27 PM
To #28:
...Not the first time she's had two guys pulled out of her at once.....
Not terribly original..but fitting, none-the-less
36. gerard Vandenberg - March 18, 2009 1:51 AM
the big question here: WHO IS THE FATHER?
(there are 1469304566 possibilities, folks)
37. Lowlands - March 18, 2009 2:39 AM
Congrats!