Mar 3 2009Heidi Klum promotes the 'perfect' breast-holding apparatus. Not counting me. (Obv.)
Heidi Klum unveiled Victoria's Secret new bra "The Perfect One" in Los Angeles today, and I take immediate umbrage with this item's claim. If it's so perfect where's the beer cozy? Xbox? Remote device that pops said bra open at the push of a button?! Seriously, Victoria's Secret, it's like you're not even trying. I'm so taking this thing back. Just as soon as I figure out how to unhook it....
UPDATE: Little help?
Photos: Getty, Splash News
Reader Comments
1. http://www.popduds.com - March 3, 2009 5:03 PM
last!
2. renalove33 - March 3, 2009 5:03 PM
Hot stature,sun glass, blond hair and red coat are all my style!! those tall women(even models) i hook up with were also in that style. still remember the tall dating place, to share with u guys: ___Tallmingle CO M___ a place to start a beautiful romance and leave sweet memories!!
3. Ryan - March 3, 2009 5:04 PM
Hot...
4. http://www.popduds.com - March 3, 2009 5:05 PM
heidi is looking a little tired (read: old)
5. Assmonkey - March 3, 2009 5:06 PM
German girls are the best
6. Guest - March 3, 2009 5:12 PM
Is she wearing?
Cause if she is....than it's
definantly not the best.
Her boobs look WEIRD
7. Darth - March 3, 2009 5:13 PM
FIRST FIRST FIRST
8. The Emperor - March 3, 2009 5:19 PM
Darth, you loser, why don't you just go back to your mom's basement and spend some quality time with your Princess Leia doll?
9. Parker - March 3, 2009 5:21 PM
She also has the perfect penis-holding apparatus: her tight ass.
10. Tranny - March 3, 2009 5:31 PM
Who the h cares about heidi klum, she's NOT EVEN HOT anymore. did you actually see that picture?
FUGLY.
Can we please talk about something interesting, like the crazy Bachelor episode last night? Like this article: http://thepopfix.com/2009/03/03/the-bachelor-reaches-a-new-low/
11. 0_o - March 3, 2009 5:31 PM
How and why is she married to Seal? I wonder if he has scars on his 8=====D and or if his 8====D is a long piece of scar tissue.
12. Deacon Jones - March 3, 2009 5:33 PM
V.S. doesnt do it for me anymore...
Just give me a roll of duct tape and a ball gag
13. meee - March 3, 2009 5:34 PM
victoria's secret just keeps making the same like, 3 bras over & over & calling them something different & jacking up the price. booooo
14. Jeep Community Blog - March 3, 2009 5:34 PM
old or not, I would bang her like a drum...
@9-well said
15. Sauron - March 3, 2009 5:38 PM
Blonde chicks in black,that always gives me a boner.Does she like to climb a tree?
16. John Johnson - March 3, 2009 5:41 PM
Them look juggtacular to me
17. Rick - March 3, 2009 5:44 PM
She's "well preserved."
She's "holding up well."
She's "attractive for an older woman."
If all the young chicks were dead, I'd definitely enrich her life with my thick ropey semen.
18. Nero - March 3, 2009 5:49 PM
Something tells me this is a pretty kinky one.Note that i didn't forget the nipple clams this time.
19. Valerie - March 3, 2009 6:05 PM
I want this bra, I think--bra shopping sux btw--fucking things cost $40-60 at V.S. But hell, comfort is comfort!
Yeah Heidi is kinda old and had a few babies, but she's 35 and a millionaire....can you top that?
20. todders - March 3, 2009 6:12 PM
Yo, you guys haven't lived until you've seen "A FISTFUL OF BILLY RAY CYRUS"!!!
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/28/dont-f-with-billy-ray-cyruss-daughter.html
21. rubberSOULless - March 3, 2009 6:15 PM
I suppose I'd settle for an old bag like Heidi Klum.
22. T-Mon - March 3, 2009 6:17 PM
love that woman. Kids and still looking perfect and not to mention her personality.
23. Joline - March 3, 2009 6:17 PM
I recommend you a very interesting place ___MillionaireLoving co m_____ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
24. lindary - March 3, 2009 6:21 PM
Hot stature,sun glass, blond hair and red coat are all my style!! those tall women(even models) i hook up with were also in that style. still remember the tall dating place, to share with u guys: ___* W e a l t h y D a t e r
. CO M___ a place to start a beautiful romance and leave sweet memories!!
25. Seal's toy - March 3, 2009 6:34 PM
This woman is a disgrace. I hope she get's battered by him one day.
26. veggi - March 3, 2009 6:35 PM
I'd like to place an order for the beer cozy bra please..
Leave out the Xbox though. I have boobs. Who needs an Xbox??
27. Mike - March 3, 2009 6:36 PM
This chick is amazingly older looking than my thirteen-day-younger wife.
28. Ein - March 3, 2009 6:55 PM
Now there is a woman you can hold hands in public and say shit like "love you".
29. Fati - March 3, 2009 7:07 PM
She's old.
@5 - I'm sorry, were you serious when you said that German women are the best? Have you ever been to Germany? It's pretty scarry there, man. They have a few models, like any nation, but their general population's women are the ugliest in the world.
30. Ronan - March 3, 2009 7:33 PM
I contest that my cupped hands are in fact a superior breast holding device and am available to defend my claim at any time that Heidi Klum is available.
31. 1moreidiotintheworld - March 3, 2009 7:43 PM
That bony bitch was their best choice to sell bras???????????
32. I call 'em as I see 'em - March 3, 2009 7:44 PM
Is this the woman who that fashion douche said was "too fat" to be modeling?
Is he serious?
She looks pretty damn great.
And I don't even like her.
But you have to admit, she looks pretty damn great.
(And she sure as shit looks better than that Madonna abomination. Madonna, who is modeling now, curse her! My poor eyes...)
33. weaselspeed - March 3, 2009 7:56 PM
Her face is looking very sharp, she must have had a facelift. And her armpits look weird so an armpit reduction as well.... maybe.
34. Gandalf's Sleeve - March 3, 2009 8:09 PM
Heidi is an attractive lady. She looks great.
35. spamfighter - March 3, 2009 8:12 PM
yes alright, her udders look fine. Next.
36. Parker - March 3, 2009 8:14 PM
I am a scumbag.
37. Candara - March 3, 2009 8:39 PM
My best friends Linda told me she met a handsome black guy at a club
_____BIGBLACKCONNECT.CO M_____ where many sexy ebony singles how like chatting there.
I'm a tall girl, I have met my handsome guy there.
Guys, join for free, you also can find your cute partners there. Marriage and love dating.
Find your life partner and soulmate search for future wife or husband.
38. AirMail - March 3, 2009 9:10 PM
Always a class act! Pam Anderson could take some lessons.
39. vito - March 3, 2009 9:16 PM
Serious question: WHO GIVES A FUCK?!
Maybe Victoria should have kept it a secret.
PS: Heidi Klum. YumYum!
40. vito - March 3, 2009 9:18 PM
er...YoomYoom!
41. FlyNews - March 3, 2009 9:26 PM
Somedays she looks hot, other days she looks like Seal beat her ass with Americas Next Top Dildo
42. truth - March 3, 2009 9:44 PM
Once in awhile she can fake it, but her peak was many years ago.
43. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 3, 2009 9:50 PM
Meanwhile...
Chinese guy on the right say : Well. Ok. This all a bit too much. I hate to bwring this up.Because I don't weelee want to admit this now - but as far as this 9/11 thing goes -they pweviously had me with 'free fall collapse speed' through undamaged steel structure. You know...
That type of thing.
Chinese guy on the Left : Oh.
Chinese guy on the right : Ok. Right....Oh.... Do you have any popcorn ?
44. Cliff Notes - March 3, 2009 9:55 PM
Houston.
We have a problem.
45. Cid - March 3, 2009 10:12 PM
Sure, she's attractive, but after Seal pounds her in the ass (yes, an inside job) her farts are absolutely rancid.
46. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 3, 2009 10:19 PM
Not weelee sure you understand the context there # 45.
But we willing to give you a 'pass'
47. gerard Vandenberg - March 3, 2009 10:53 PM
What about an AMPUTATION, folks?(breasts)
48. lola - March 3, 2009 10:59 PM
Everything in Victoria's secret is incredibly overpriced Chinese-made crap. The stuff looks nice, fits okay, and falls apart. I find their products to be uncomfortable. I always come across a ton of VS stuff at thrift stores (half of the time new with tags) because people buy the stuff and realize it wasn't worth it. Heidi looks perfect here!
49. Bud Lite - March 3, 2009 11:12 PM
Say Gerald. How are things at Vector Motors ?
Inside job ?
"Both the lawyers for the young men and the Israeli Embassy chalk it up to immature conduct. "
50. Cliff Notes - March 3, 2009 11:18 PM
"Said one of the men, denying that they were laughing or happy on the morning of Sept. 11, "The fact of the matter is we are coming from a country that experiences terror daily. Our purpose was to document the event." "
Say Gerry and Lola . Inside job ? How about you Bud Lite ?
51. Bud Lite - March 3, 2009 11:21 PM
Bud Lite : Look Notes - I don't want this to turn into some sort of 'sausage party'
Cliff Notes : Oh.
52. Tom K - March 4, 2009 12:18 AM
I can't believe this woman is married to Sea?!l! How does she wake up and look at him everyday and not throw up. I guess he must sleep with cash and diamonds on his face. lol
She's looking tired probably caught something from sucking on Seals Charcoal penis!
53. Tom K - March 4, 2009 12:18 AM
I can't believe this woman is married to Seal?! How does she wake up and look at him everyday and not throw up. I guess he must sleep with cash and diamonds on his face. lol
She's looking tired probably caught something from sucking on Seals Charcoal penis!
54. lola - March 4, 2009 12:47 AM
Seal is a very attractive man. Heidi has said that he was packing and he has a hot body so congrats to her!
Yes 911 was an inside job. DOESN'T EVERYONE KNOW THAT? lol.. It wasn't the first of it's kind either. Every American war, other than the civil war, has been a farce. An even bigger shocker? The president is merely a puppet for the puppet masters. Obama is the next Bush. This will only continue until the people wake up and start voting for a third party candidate
55. Jacque - March 4, 2009 1:28 AM
I can't make out what this post is about, its too boring.
Nip/Tuck Finale!!
56. carl - March 4, 2009 2:12 AM
She is looking very sexy.It will be erotic if i wear this bra.
57. Fati - March 4, 2009 3:04 AM
she is disgusting just for marrying that scarry ass monkey of a man. couldn't find a white guy or at least a decent looking black guy that wouldn't be suitable for scaring kids into eating their veggies? gross.
58. fasdfsdf - March 4, 2009 3:58 AM
N!GGER LOVER SO SHE IS SCUM!
Any woman that dates black guys is disgusting!
59. Airhead - March 4, 2009 6:34 AM
I find it repulsive that a lovely german woman would marry that hideous black freak. She couldn't find a nice man to love anywhere in a nation of 80 million? She should have been fired and disgraced but hey, the globalist plan is to eliminate or at least marginalise the white race. And believe me, they are succeeding. All our countries particularly USA are gonna be turning brown very soon and it's far too late to do anything about it. We now watch mindless tv rather than talk to each other. Tv tell's us all what to do and what the truth is. Rush Limbaugh is the leader of the GOP now. He is just an entertainer with not formal education or experience is political affairs either. And the right wing nutjobs say Obama has no experience but they listen to a fat bloated drug addicted liar as though what he blathers on about has any real meaning.
I see little hope in the near term future and would not doubt Marshal Law to be declared once the rioting begins. You know, when people get hungry and have nothing to eat they tend to get irritable. Don't think it will happen? Explain all the empty FEMA camps. Glenn Beck was talking about them on tv the other day! What do you think their purpose is to contain martians?
60. hoteles semana santa - March 4, 2009 6:39 AM
What a body.
61. Justine - March 4, 2009 7:07 AM
You people are seriously all idiots. Except for the maybe THREE people who said she is looking hot. The woman has multiple children and still looks THAT GOOD ... she is classy, respectable, dresses well, has a banging body and you can STILL find bad things to say? It must be a shitty life always putting the negative word in.
And to those of you MORONS going on about how she's married to a black guy -- fuck off and die. People like you make me ashamed to be part of this fucking country.
62. Ian - March 4, 2009 8:16 AM
Good lord she is hot.
63. RichPort's Ghost - March 4, 2009 9:10 AM
Considering her fortune is due to selling bras, there should only be pictures of her money makers.
64. Proud - March 4, 2009 9:36 AM
#61 whores like you make our founding fathers efforts all in vain. Now go suck some black dick.
65. azzman - March 4, 2009 10:06 AM
i would love for my wife to be that hot at that age. I would still hit her like i was a teenager
66. RichPort's Ghost - March 4, 2009 11:00 AM
"I would still hit her like i was a teenager"
You mean, like Chris Brown?
67. Frank N. Stein - March 4, 2009 11:36 AM
I heard she loves anal. That's my girl!
68. PunkA - March 4, 2009 12:36 PM
She is the reason I wish I was black with a ginormous penis, instead of being white with a ginormous penis. I;d ream that ass like Moses parted the Red Sea. And I'd leave more dead swimmers behind, too.
69. shankyouverymuch - March 4, 2009 12:46 PM
This woman IS the definition of physical perfection, there simply are none better - however, at the same time she is also the definition of mental retardation ... as evidenced by her choice of an APE for a husband.
I read an interview with her in which she tells of her first meeting with the scar faced gorilla. all she could speak about was that he was wearing tight biking shorts & that she couldn't take her eyes off his gigantic crotch. This is obviously the way she chooses her life partners, & unfortunately is the very sad, sick & corrupt state of this outwardly gorgeous woman's mind.
Peace Out Nigga's!
70. JPRichardson - March 4, 2009 5:04 PM
Seal rocks! No, really, he rocks...
71. JPRichardson - March 4, 2009 5:05 PM
..and Heidi is perfect. I adore her. With a passion.
72. Tom K - March 4, 2009 6:39 PM
#61.
Marrying a black man is one thing but marrying one with hideous scars on his face that looks like a chimp who survived a gas explosion is another.
P.S. What is wrong with marrying your own kind?
73. sin - March 5, 2009 2:52 AM
Seal must be hung like a horse because that has to be the reason she is with him. Not because he is black. Thats weird on another level. Its because he is so fucking UGLY. Scars every where and just a really ugly face. The kid they had together got real unlucky. it got his traits instead of hers.
A mother of 2, married to a Neanderthal, she still looks smoking hot.
74. jennifer - March 5, 2009 11:21 AM
She looks great!
75. Justine - March 11, 2009 8:13 AM
#72
I don't understand how or why the scars on his face make ANY fucking difference. Obviously she is mature enough to see past physical imperfections. There is nothing wrong with marrying your own kind, plenty of people do it every day ... but what is wrong with NOT marrying your own kind? How is it that your mind has not matured enough to realize that people marry people of different races every single day?
76. ugg boots - September 8, 2009 11:02 AM
good job
77. uggs boots - September 29, 2009 7:49 AM
She looks great!!!
i iike!
78. ugg boots - October 5, 2009 9:05 PM
this is good job !!!
79. ugg sale - October 6, 2009 12:39 PM
Just wanted to say great job with the blog, today is my first visit here and I’ve enjoyed reading your posts so farUGG Ultra Tall Boots
80. ugg boots - October 6, 2009 12:42 PM
Enjoy UGG boots in:
www.mytobling.com
www.buddyugg.com
81. Discount uggs boots on sale, save 70% off - October 6, 2009 7:34 PM
She is nice, but she is also old, :)
82. yanjia - October 7, 2009 12:59 AM
ugg boots on sale
uggs boots on sale
ugg classic cardy
cardy ugg boots
classic cardy boots
83. romanticboots - October 7, 2009 3:30 AM
uggs boots on sale
ugg classic tall
ugg boots sale
84. May - October 8, 2009 1:13 AM
Ugg boots on sale are a typically quality sheepskin boot with leather outer and strong rubber soles.
85. Kool - October 8, 2009 1:14 AM
Discount ugg boots is set to happen all over again.
86. Visit - October 8, 2009 1:16 AM
Ugg classic cardy owners can rely on outstanding comfort.
87. Visit - October 8, 2009 1:16 AM
Ugg classic cardy owners can rely on outstanding comfort.
88. Mvp - October 8, 2009 1:17 AM
Ugg boots on sale and discount ugg boots&Uggsmvp.com
89. Rom - October 8, 2009 1:18 AM
Nike af1 2009 hasbecome the fashion style of yong people now.
90. Boob - October 8, 2009 1:20 AM
Nike air force is a simple solution to the modern day complex lifestyle.
91. ugg boots on sale - October 8, 2009 3:24 AM
Free shipping and top quality,comfortable fit
Lowest price,Hot Sale ugg classic tall boots,ugg classic cardy,cardy ugg boots,Cheap ugg classic tall boots sale,classic cardy boots,ugg classic short boots
elainezhu@live.cn
http://www.eswarmboots.com
92. Hot Sale Air Jordan Shoes - October 8, 2009 3:52 AM
I agree you! excellent review!
Hot Sale Air Jordan Shoes,Free Shipping,Cheap
air jordan 1 sale,air jordan 3 for sale,nike air jordan six rings
Nike Air Jordan 7 Women's High-heel Shoes,nike air jordan 3 women's shoes
http://www.beautyjordan.com
93. kelly - October 8, 2009 8:58 AM
air force 1 shoes offered with special price on our website.
Authentic Air Force 1 Shoes
94. UGG SHEEPSHIN BOOTS - October 8, 2009 9:22 AM
Want to buy ugg sheepskin boots this winter?we are professional supply cheap ugg boots ugg boots online for you,free shipping and nontax,only need 1 week to your hand!Purshasing now!
95. UGG SHEEPSHIN BOOTS - October 8, 2009 9:22 AM
Want to buy ugg sheepskin boots this winter?we are professional supply cheap ugg boots ugg boots online for you,free shipping and nontax,only need 1 week to your hand!Purshasing now!
96. UGG BOOTS - October 12, 2009 3:48 AM
i like this article.
97. beautiful boots - October 13, 2009 8:26 AM
Thank you !See, so beautiful boots .http://www.mariaugg.com/ugg-womens-sundance-model1010403-chestnut-p-1049.html.
The UGG Boots Sundance II which is made with the finest twin-faced sheepskin and features a removable and replaceable fleece insole is extremely comfortable.
98. ugg sale - October 13, 2009 1:33 PM
Everything dynamic and very positively!
ugg boots online
99. beautiful boots - October 14, 2009 1:10 PM
Thank you !See, so beautiful boots .http://www.mariaugg.com/ugg-womens-sundance-model1010403-chestnut-p-1049.html.
The UGG Boots Sundance II which is made with the finest twin-faced sheepskin and features a removable and replaceable fleece insole is extremely comfortable.
100. sarah - October 19, 2009 9:04 PM
Thank you very much!
If you need know ugg boots information ,you can relate us.Our produces are very competitived.Email adress es are required to the above.
101. wetrertet - October 20, 2009 8:58 PM
Just wanted to say great job with the
blog, today is my first visit here and I’
ve enjoyed reading your posts so farUggs
on sale
102. uggs boots - October 22, 2009 7:59 AM
ugg boots online store
103. cheap ugg boots - October 23, 2009 9:11 AM
uggbootonsale
104. Uggs Boots on sale - October 25, 2009 2:48 AM
Uggs Boots On Sale
105. discount uggs - October 26, 2009 1:53 AM
Only One word to characterize such a great post “WOW” that was a very interesting read
UGG Classic Short Boot
106. ugg boots - October 26, 2009 2:31 AM
Accidentally come here , I am incomparable to enjoy myself when i appreciate your beautiful article from my deep heart!
Ugg australia boots
107. NBA star shoe - October 26, 2009 10:56 PM
It is a wonderful article.We are professional cheap men's shoes online store .We provide Nike shoes cheap ,Nike air jordan,Nike Shox R4 Torch Shoes,Nike Shox R4 Torch Shoes.Brand Discount.A rare opportunity.welcome to our web http://www.shoxhome.com/
108. ugg boots, ugg classic cardy - October 26, 2009 11:05 PM
It is a wonderful article,I like it!Welcome to read following news:cheap uggs,new UGG Bailey Button Boots ,40% discount boots .That is the news web www.cosycentral.com
109. cheap uggs - October 27, 2009 6:59 AM
Everything dynamic and very positively!
ugg boots
110. ugg boots on sale - October 27, 2009 7:00 AM
Just wanted to say great job with the blog, today is my first visit here and I’ve enjoyed reading your posts so far
ugg boots
111. ugg boots sale - October 30, 2009 1:24 AM
ugg boots sale
112. ugg sale boots - November 1, 2009 11:15 AM
I think I will try to recommend this post to my friends and family, cuz it’s really helpful.Ugg Boots Sale
113. erewqr - November 3, 2009 6:38 AM
I got my ugg
boots today, Looks great! Fast &
safe delivery! Thanks so much!
114. Uggs Boots On Sale - November 3, 2009 9:42 PM
sgas
115. Cheap Ugg Boots - November 3, 2009 9:43 PM
sags
116. 4wtw4 - November 4, 2009 12:29 PM
ugg classic short
boots, nice out fit.good
price.
117. max - November 5, 2009 5:33 AM
Very uggs boots on sale and service.
118. Timberland Boots - November 6, 2009 9:51 AM
Big Bargain Value ! Save: 43% off!Look at this store http://www.perfecttimberland.com. Timberland Boots for Kids ,6 Inch Timberland Boots for Men,Timberland Woman Boots 6 Inch.
119. mary - November 7, 2009 5:50 AM
Beautiful uggs boots on sale, great value!
120. UGG Classic Tall Boots - November 7, 2009 11:34 AM
ugg boots online store
121. ugg - November 7, 2009 8:56 PM
ugg boots has swept the world , ugg boots online but because it is too expensive, some people may not accept. ugg dakota something like that after a discount ugg, reasonable price, style is also good to see. If you are interested you can go take a look at uggs outlet. http://www.elegantugg.com/