Mar 20 2009Gwyneth Paltrow's life is so hard. So hard.

Que poor baby. :(

ugh...

hilarious comments, fish. "Best Oscar for a scene involving White Out goes to"....

IF she actually takes care of her kids like a real mom, and doesn't pawn most of it off to a live-in nanny, yeah, it'd be tough for the kids to have her gone all day and into the night almost every day for 2-3 months.

IF.

YAY! FIRST!

She should get that CNBC douche-bag Santelli to represent her! "Oh the pity the rich with their riches!"

A valid comment made by an invalid person.

What on EARTH is Donna Karan wearing??? That's the real story here.

Thank you for pointing out what we have known since she named her kids Apple and Moses: her pretentious phoniosity knows absolutely no bounds. Poor little tots...mommy loves mommy so much.

Shes hurtin for a squirtin

What a cunt. Typical spoiled, out of touch with reality, celebritard.

Smiling can be hard indeed when you're in america these day's, folks!!

Um... that does sound kind of tough, taking your kids away from a familiar setting and having to leave them for 14 hours a day.

I don't get the hostility here. For once she didn't say anything vapid. Believe it or not Fish, some people actually value their family over money.

Was her mouth ALWAYS this big? She looks like a nutcracker.

Either that or she's channeling The Joker.

@13 - if she valued family over money, she wouldn't be taking a stupid assed role in a sequel. She can stay in her "london house" and write on her idiotic blog.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/goss/view/73415/Madonna-dumps-Jesus/

NOBODY CARES.

If you pick certain careers, you know you won't be able to be a consistently present and involved parent. If you stay with that career after having kids, you can't say you're conflicted, because you're not - you've made your choice. Maybe you feel guilty every so often, but clearly not enough to motivate you to make different choices. My point is: shut the fuck up, Gwynyphth, you fucking phony.

I can't believe Madonna dumped Jesus. But as long as they hadn't been using condoms I suppose it's ok.

p.s. No meat today, kids!

Is there going to be a scenne where she gets bent over the desk and repeatedly ass raped. That would be Oscar worthy.

Her acting in the first Iron Man was about as compelling as a plank...she is lucky they asked her back. And the first movie sucked.

@ 20 - my goodness...looks like someone opened the lid to the jar this morning!

I'm eating ramen noodles for lunch. Fuck her.

"Mummy....I don't want to leave our LONDON home. I want to stay here and be pale."

@24 - and let his teeth rot. You know how they're all pale and have bad teeth.

What's her son's name? Tinklis or Gulliver some shit? What is it? Seriously.

Moses. And her daughter is Apple.

I bet he wears them gay velvet shorts with a jacket and runs around holding a wooden sail boat.

MOSES? Surely he's not a 70 year old black man. Why'd she name him Moses. Man, she's a douche. My cat who died was named Moses. There...take that Gwenyth...you named your kids after my CAT!

The kids sure will miss Mommy talking on the phone in the other room.

@28..HAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA......

I thought she gave her son some type of Kabbalah name that means "the hated penis."

Moses is gonna end up like Morrissey....asexual and deeply depressed.

Her dress is wonderful! like alwayzzzzzzzz!!!She's always so fierce and lovely, i love her. It's reported from NewYork times that She created an account at a wealthy romance site****"R i c h S i n g l e . N e t"*** to meet a sexy and strong boy in a coffee shop last week.

#29 - Worse, she named her kid after your DEAD cat..

C'mon where's the good fapping material I need for the weekend?

Zac Effeminate? Shirtless Matthew McConaCock? George Burns' corpse in a Speedo?

God I hate myself. Maybe I'll find a Men's Health magazine & go to town.

America-hating dreg bitch with flat saggy tits. Eew.

"I don't LIKE physical activity, Mummy.....I want to just stay in my chambers and paint pictures of the orchards."

She should take up skiing.

Will she have nude scenes? Not too many years left before she'll have to stop those, so strike while the iron's hot and give those fried eggs some time in front of the lens.

Will we get to see if IronMan is really an iron man?

Oh, I'm sorry... I thought this was "The Superficial," and not "Modern Parenting."

EXACTLY. She named her kid after something that's dead that licked it's own ass....and liked it.

Touche, JRZ...touche.....

Dear Gwynnie,

Imagine having to relocate your kids to a different house not to film a sequel but because your home has been foreclosed.

Leaving them for 14 hours a day with strangers in daycare to work jobs paying little more than minimum wage because you've been given a pink slip from your real job.

Imagine standing in the queue for 2.5 hours at the unemployment office with aforementioned children hanging off your arms to collect a pittance AND THEN waiting for 2 months for benefits to actually kick in.

Really? You are asking your kids to leave their "London House" to slum it in Southern California for several months?

Some words of advice? SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP.

FUCK THIS - LET'S SEE SOME T&A FISH!

I'VE GOT A DATE WITH HAPPY HOUR, T-MINUS 2 HOURS

She should take up skiing...IN CANADA.

And take a Greyhound Bus through Winnipeg to get there.

Hey! Maybe she should tell the little brat to shut the fuck up and suggest that he go live in the projects with Uncle Joaquin!

Who knew one of Madona's best friends does movies...

I hate NlGGERS !!!

Just thought I'd get that out of the way.

@28 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (breathe) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....... wooden sail boat........ my sides........

Yet another reason to love Jrz and Zanna.......... though I fear Richport may have gone off the deep end.

The good doctor is in the house!!!!!!! I think RichPort is a troll. The RichPort I know would never fap to a Men's Health Magazine.

NeverFap...is that the new Michael Jackson ranch?

Gwyneth Rules, I love her and Biraq Obomma. I dream of a threesome with me and Biraq & Micheal Moore where Gwyneth watches and films us. After that I could die because that would be all I could wish for out of life. I think I might move to London because I hate America and the freedom it stands for. I think everyone should be controlled by Biraq Obomma, because he truly knows whats best for everyone. I'd have to get some money first though, because I can't afford to move to London on what I get paid by Acorn to vote multiple times in multiple states during elections.....

@51 - ha ha ha ha ha....

diet pepsi out the nostrils..thanks, JRZ...

'welcome.

#50 Yeah Richports more of a GQ Fapper.

GQ Fapper. Heh heh...hey, wait....No he's not!

HOT

Neverfap sounds like erectile dysfunction medication.

She's really just pissed that her mom is still 100 times hotter than she ever was. Plus, Blythe could actually act. Only thing that Gwyneth is good for is working a glory hole shift along I-95.

Blythe Danner is a much better actress than her daughter will ever be. Blythe was luminous; Ms. Paltrow is grating.

#43 deary that sounds like you didn't think when you dropped your knickers now did it? Why did you have loser pauper kids when you should have known you couldn't afford them?
Gwyneth is not like you sweetums. She really loves her children and wants nothing but the best for them.
Because she is smarter and better than the likes of you.
(Fucking liberals)

I see Marie Antoinette has joined the discussion...

That lipstick with that color dress? Who sent her out of the house like that?

couldn't have said it any better than you, thesuperficial!

@63
Her gay husband's not around anymore.

Aww! It's very cruel to share the same glass with Madonna! Any symptoms!?

A few months of free luxury hotels,manwhores and gourmet food! How can life be this cruel!? Sniff

Does she bang like a locomotive!?? Hard to say.

In a town full of narcissistic bubbleheads, Paltrow is the queen. Let all bow before her.

@ Picture #7. So ugly.

Hate to defend here, but come on all she said was she feels bad her kid has to move when she works out of town. Its like the least self vcenter quote you will ever find from her Goopness

#71 Since a lot of families with little kids are getting foreclosed on their ONLY house and being put out on the street, it nevers occcurs to Queen Precious that she might consider keeping her cakehole shut while she's forced to consider "the positives" of taking her kids on a plane and limo ride to a fully staffed and stocked home in LA. "Woe is me I have problems too" doesn't even BEGIN to fly here. Good thing this bitch never went for in dance becaise she's always out of step and has both feet wedged in her mouth up to the knee.

Maybe the government will tax her at 90% too. Then the love affair with that coon in the white house will end fast if the stop exempting "entertainers" from the same tax the rest of us pay.

@ 60 alyson... I agree, her mom is great, and so was her dad.
She's an insipid bitch, and apparently an insipid whiny bitch.. geez.
I also feel guilty when I have to leave my son at home, but it's not like she can't take them to the set, or that they will have a horrible time in LA, C'mon!

#73 Let's tax all the racists 90% instead. Starting with you.

#75, I didn't say anything racist. At one time they liked being called coon. It was tar baby they didn't like you stupid cracker. Now they prefer to be called nigger rather than black or spade. fine, tax me 90%, you will be next.

Because the best way to deal with a hard economy is to bitch about celebrities one doesn't know on the internet.

Wah. Someone get her some big girl panties.

I believe that Dr. Evil said it best, "Boo-frickety-hoo!"....that being said, I'm in Afghanistan for another six months missing my little Princess:P
I only hope that Gwyneth enjoys her freedom from tyranny and can still hold it together long enough to make all those awesome movies we've been beggin for over in the 'Ghan...LMAO

This reminds me of that time I was homeless with my 8-year old son, living in an abandoned car down at the impound parking lot. One day the police showed up and evicted us, so we had to move into a half-burnt-out trailer a few blocks down. I tried to point out the positives, like we could now stretch our legs when we slept.
Very similar to Gwyneth's story, so I feel her pain.

Another out of touch American women! Typical!

Another out of touch American woman! Typical!

What tha HELL is Donna Karan wearing?? She looks like an oompa loompa~

I'm pretty sure I coudln't detest her any more.....

Wake me up when this piece of shit gets in a car wreck and dies.

stupid, annoying ugly bitch with flapjack titties and kids that have retarded names

seriously

#48,
You also apparently hate yourself...