Mar 15 2009Charlie Sheen's wife gives birth to twins
Charlie Sheen has literally multiplied. His wife Brooke Mueller gave birth to twin boys Saturday night, according to Access Hollywood:
The boys' names are Max and Bob, a rep for Charlie told Access on Sunday afternoon.
The children are the first for the couple, who married in May 2008, and the first boys for Charlie. The "Two And A Half Men" star has three daughters from previous relationships - Sam and Lola, with ex-wife Denise Richards, and Cassandra.
The couple had only wanted one child, but somehow ended up with two. Charlie is convinced it's the fault of either Denise Richards, the government or that pesky leprechaun who sleeps in his wallet and tells him to bang hookers. Damn you, Mr. Tipper-a-five!

Reader Comments
1. Jen - March 15, 2009 7:24 PM
yay hookers
2. Sauron - March 15, 2009 7:26 PM
Second!
3. Darth - March 15, 2009 7:28 PM
Two beer!?
4. Lowlands - March 15, 2009 7:31 PM
Well,congrats to them!
5. passthejoint - March 15, 2009 7:32 PM
She looks just a LITTLE stoned. Well, I guess he's the right kind of guy for a woman like that.
6. Lowlands - March 15, 2009 7:40 PM
I guess Charlie Sheen and his wife can easily afford a twin! If you can't afford kids,don't take them!
7. 8] - March 15, 2009 7:50 PM
glad he found a wife that likes coke, hookers and internet porn.
8. Darth - March 15, 2009 7:53 PM
One carrot juice and a beer! Hunnie is driving!
9. Mel - March 15, 2009 7:58 PM
WOW what normal names for celeb children!
knowing charlie sheen i thought they might have been named corona and lime.
10. shar - March 15, 2009 8:03 PM
Congratulations.... bet he picked the names. Cute.
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12. Truth Doctor - March 15, 2009 9:41 PM
Sheen is a douche.
13. Missystar - March 15, 2009 9:45 PM
Who on earth would actually marry this douche? She must be brain-damaged.
14. stoplookingatme - March 15, 2009 10:55 PM
HA! "Mr. Tipper-a-five!" Best line on the superficial in awhile. Thanks for the belly laugh. :()
15. sin - March 16, 2009 5:29 AM
So? A woman gives birth. How rare.. DUH.
16. mikeock - March 16, 2009 6:41 AM
How come all of these Hollywood people have twins? I don't know a single person who has twins, yet every Hollywood birth you hear about has them. What the hell?
17. MBEmom - March 16, 2009 11:15 AM
I can't believe there are still women out there who would consider marrying this guy. He's such a train wreck.
18. bootlips - March 16, 2009 2:37 PM
A very rich train wreck.
19. stephanie - March 16, 2009 6:24 PM
I know some celebrities are a little out there with their baby names and need to tame it down a little... but seriously? MAX and BOB? really, though, bob? it's 2009.
20. Barry O - March 16, 2009 8:00 PM
Oops, she didn't actually have twins. It was a beautiful baby boy and what turned out to be a condom from 1997 coated in herpes flakes.
21. Shannon - March 17, 2009 6:44 AM
He is such an asshat.